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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. The winning entry was written by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Smith and Wesson
| I KNEW the Force caused radiation poisoning! Jia Sarong
| That's it. You ALL need to get an afterlife! Murdoc
| I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow! MindMelda
| So, this is what I have to look forward to? Trevor Raggatt
| Like they say, "Old Redeyes never die, they only fade away" Trekmaster
| Dude! The Earwax must have spiked the party punch! Avalon
| Let's see...YOU cut off my hand...YOU made me carry you around...and YOU lied to me! Thanks alot! m1rina1
| Now you better behave when we go on Jerry Springer! T'Duh
| What, now you're dead you're all best buds? T'Duh
| This is getting *so* old. *Everyone* sees dead people. MindMelda
| Quit saying "Use the Farce" and giggling everytime I have to make! Bishop
| Thank god I don't get my looks from any of these guys! Jia Sarong, Green Lantern of Velcron
| No! I'm not going to say that line from "The Sev Sense", and you can't make me!! Farnell
| Nah, Dad, put the helmet back on.... Bobby
| Okay, okay, nice glow, now why don't you three find a nice battlestar to haunt Jack Hammerfist
| I wish I could see some OTHER dead people! Jack Hammerfist
| Does The Farce HAVE to be with me, always? Unka Woofie
| The Ghosts of Lucas Past, I presume? Jack Hammerfist
| I think I'd rather merely cease to exist. The One and Only Q
| Let me guess, I'm next? Avalon
| You guys are REALLY in denial about this whole 'death' thing, aren't you? Leander
| What is this, "Jedis in the mist."? Da Dude
| I shouldn't have had seconds on that Ewok stew... Dial "M" for Maul
| “Jedi Knights; The Comeback Tour?” Bill Harris
| For crying out loud, Lucas has already said he ain't doing episodes 7,8 and 9. Go home! Jimbo Jones
| Little guy, Smooth Guy, Harminica Guy. Don't tell me you've got Emporer Palpitation on Bass.... Darth Nial
| If it's going on like this I'll turn to the Dork Side. Leander
| Let the fade be with you. T'Bonz
| 3 ugly men! I couldn't be haunted by gorgeous women? Berlinghoff Rassmussen
| Family portraits are a real pain two-four-§ev
| (all three, singing) "If you go down to the woods today......" Elinon
| Seeing dead people, not seeing an Oscar nomination T'Rowa
| Ham, Leer, and whichever little Ewok you got to help you, get out of those costumes. You're not going to scare me this time. Amy Dalla
| Y'know, even after having so many father-figures, I still don't have anyone to go to the father-son Rebellion picnic with! Keith
| L: Hey, you're ghosts! Y: When dead you are, look as good you will not! J
| May the fog be with you!!! Josue
| Ah. The Dead Red-Eye Society. Eric Hamilton
| " I thought that Tuna Sandwich tasted Funny." ScottE Bemeup
| I don't want your advice. Look where it got you three. ScottE Bemeup
| Oh, look. It's Larry, Moe, and Curly. Jimbo Jones
| Great. One more, and I'll have the Dead Jedi Barbershop Quartet. Nodrog_CRC
| I think I'm old enough to do without the three nightlights. talshiarHQ
| Now who's really my father? Corsair
| My therapist says you guys have got to go. Corsair
| ...and no visits while I'm showering, OK? Kirk's Wig
| Can't I take a leak without you guys constantly following me? Ann E. Nichols
| Great! Redeyes can nag even after death. Ann E. Nichols
| I don't want ANY advice on my wedding night! Boogieman
| Oh C`mon guys!, Can`t you think of a better way to spend your time than bug me every single minute!!?? evay (cheerfully stealing an old MAD magazine joke)
| Seating wedding guests is so tricky... we have the bride's side, the groom's side, and the dead side! Ravenid
| No I will not kill myself so you can have a 4th player for bridge. Lordy
| I shouldnt eat cheese just before going to bed.. 009
| Look, I already know the meaning of Christmas, OK? 009
| Dad! you said you wouldn't bring your friends around when mine are here! The Great Wizzard
| Which one of you is the ghost of christmas present? Ashley
| Great, now that you're dead you finally come into my life, dad! Joona Palaste
| Why do you all have to die before you can tell me anything? Shlamko
| I see dead people... I see UGLY dead people. T'Bonz
| If the Farce is with me, why can't I farce you to leave! sleven
| We have to stop meeting like this, you guys are weirding me out. T'Bonz
| Why don't you haunt Ham instead? Or Leer? T'Bonz
| Couldn't you have come back pretty? T'Bonz
| Some folks just don't know when it's time to leave! T'Bonz
| *Sigh* - Some men are babe-magnets, I'm a spook magnet. T'Bonz
| Yo! You're all dead! LEAVE already! sleven
| OK, so maybe it IS my fault you're all dead. T'Bonz
| Whassamatter? Kicked out of paradise? T'Bonz
| Can't you guys STAY dead!? T'Bonz
| Cut it out! You guys are really spooking me! T'Bonz
| Hmmmm...dial 1-800-Ghostbusters! T'Bonz
| Where's an exorcist when I need one! T'Bonz
| I'm the only person I know who has day-mares! T'Bonz
| I really MUST lay off Ham Slowmo's home brew! §Sean§
| aren't you guys due on set in the 6th sense about now JIm McNamara
| Oh, get an afterlife. Sirrta
| You people ar soo transparent Jim McNamara
| Don't you three have better things to do? Jim McNamara
| I see you're on your reunion tour. Jim McNamara
| Will you three PLEASE leave me alone? EvilDevil
| Alright guys, the movie just ended. would you just leave me alone... Polgara
| Gee! I have so much to aspire to. Brett Smiley
| First I was hearing voices. . .now this. . . Mike Howell
| Ok, so when I die, I get my own "personal blanket of fog?" Mike Howell
| See, I knew the Dud Star was leaking gamma radiation! Mark
| Not much job security in this line of work. Mark
| So, am I a Redeye yet? Mark
| Oh, great. What do I have to do now? Mark
| I see Deadeyes. Mark
| Thanks for the helping hand. You can have it back now. Mark
| You let me kiss my sister! Mark
| I don't care what you say. There are no more sequels! Nodrog_CRC
| Old Redeyes never fade away, they just die... Nodrog_CRC
| Will my real father please raise his hand... Nodrog_CRC
| Ok, who's been feeding me funky mushrooms again? Anton Geurts
| I thought Bruce Willis helped me with this when I was a kid! Leander
| Oh, get a life! Robert Miller
| Alright. You guys were supposed to listen when the voice told you to go into the light. Mark
| How many times do I have to kill you until you leave me alone! Nobody
| I really need to see a psychiatrist. MindMelda
| I can see right through you! MindMelda
| Why can't I have normal friends? MindMelda
| My best friends are old dead guys; I need a date! Heather Nova
| I know you're desperate for another role... but isn't this going too far? Heather Nova
| Where's Bruce Willis when you need him? savage
| can a guy be alone for two minutes to relieve himself , please! Seeker
| You pull that stunt on my wedding night and I turn to the Dork Side! Ewok Fett
| And here we have the good, the bad, and the ugly. You guys figure out which is which. Talythia
| Don't you people ever die?? Oh, wait.... Talythia
| Urgh, I see ugly people! Roy
| You guys need to eat more fiber... Kris
| Who do you think you are? Bruce Willis? Darth Supershadow
| There's something you don't see everyday. Darth Supershadow
| Daft Vapor: Lube I a- Lube: Yes, you told me that already. Darth Supershadow
| Stop that! It's freaky. Darth Supershadow
| I wonder what ever happend to Quaff-Down...? Bill Harris
| So it's true. Redeye's never die, they just fade in and out. The Great Wizzard
| Hey, I've saved the galaxy! Can't you haunt someone else now? Elmo
| Don't tell me I was dead all along! Doggy Spew
| Great, there goes my privacy.
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