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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi TV Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by P-feif. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Ash
| The "Liveliest" Place to Be! Bill Harris
| Featuring our very own Hellmouth. Corsair
| And You Think Vampires Are Bloodsuckers...check our rates! J.Goulding
| No feeding the residents Avenger CO
| We recycle! Ensign RedShirt
| No fangs, No claws, No service. willow_fanatic
| Where the dead just keep coming LadyGrey
| A nice place to eat people Ashley
| We see dead people! Chip Snyder
| They suck em, we dust em. admirably lost
| beware of open plot holes Ann E. Nichols
| You'll learn to appreciate our biting humor. Ann E. Nichols
| Spite's Hangout -- no Stunners Allowed Ann E. Nichols
| a.k.a. The Stunner's Happy Hunting Ground Juan Deer
| Leave all signs of life at the gate. 009
| Today is the first day of the rest of your afterlife. 009
| Come for the funeral. Stay for the stake. Dougyo
| This place sucks Kaffeine
| Slayers strictly prohibited Kaffeine
| Beware of open graves Luigi Novi
| Where people die first, and THEN get a little "Long in the Tooth!" Darkskull
| Please do not feed the residents houseplant
| if you're reading this you're either dead or really stupid Paul Mitchell
| Groundskeeper Wanted: Must be Alive Greebo
| Ashes to Ashes... Undead to Dust Gizmo
| Please observe the dresscode- leather only gammabond
| First come, first killed. Kris
| Beware of Stunner Leander
| Not feeling well. Perhaps you need to lie down. David Johnston
| Check your stakes at the gate MindMelda
| Can you dig it? Ann E. Nichols
| Where you can't keep them down. Luigi Novi
| If you can read this, and it's nighttime, you either are a vampire, or you WILL be! Luigi Novi
| "Where death is just a 'phase' " Bean
| Bite You Khalas
| "My other car is a hearse." Khalas
| Monday: Slayer Night; Friday: Funniest Epitaph Contest , Sunday: Bingo Khalas
| Slayers use the back gate. Khalas
| Funniest Epitaph Contest every Friday! Khalas
| Your (un)life is at stake here. Khalas
| "Our gates are always open." Seeker
| Please, try to stay where we put you. Derek
| You've seen the rest, now stay dead with the best. Derek
| Exhume at your own risk Alffred
| This cemetery only patrolled by a Vampire Slayer between the hours of 10:00 pm and 10:05 pm. Enter at your own risk! Darkskull
| All Residents must observe the 6am Curfew kmk
| Short term plots, apply here. kmk
| Where the Dead just keep on living it up Heather Nova
| see you soon! Holdfast
| Abandon hope all ye who reanimate here Stuart Ferguson
| The life and soul of the town David Hibberd
| What goes down, must come up Da Chief
| Trespassers will wish they'd been shot. Andy
| Come on in for a tomb with a view Bill Harris
| Warning: Slayer inside. Vampires enter at own risk. Ant
| For your own safety keep necks inside your vehicle Alicat
| Victims wanted, enquire within T'Bonz
| B.Y.O.B. - Bring your own blood! T'Bonz
| Rest in Peace - or not! AndieX
| Shortest death expectancy in town! Shawn McNiel
| Thriller was filmed here. Shawn McNiel
| Preferred by 8 out of 10 Vampires. Ruth (from Canada)
| Cable t.v. in every crypt ScottE Bemeup
| Long Term and Short Term Rates ScottE Bemeup
| Fastest Growing Suburb for 3 Years Running ScottE Bemeup
| You Keep Killing, We'll Keep Filling ScottE Bemeup
| Rentals and Subletting On Request ScottE Bemeup
| Hourly Rates Available ScottE Bemeup
| Reservations Required for Large Groups ScottE Bemeup
| Group Rates Available ScottE Bemeup
| Ask About Our Frequent Dier Discount ScottE Bemeup
| You Ripped Them, We Crypt Them ScottE Bemeup
| You Slay Them, We Lay Them (to Rest) ScottE Bemeup
| Always Look on the Bright Side of Life ScottE Bemeup
| You stab em, we slab em. Leander
| Leaving so soon? Brian
| For the undead of all denominations. Doggy Spew
| Death AINT the end here. Dougyo
| No shirt, No shoes, No sucking the soul from your mortal body. Dougyo
| "Where the dead come alive!" Bill Harris
| Vampires enter at own risk. Chef
| Where death is a way of life. Xenaris
| No Stunners allowed - The ministry of vampirism Nodrog_CRC
| Space reserved for Bluffy Nodrog_CRC
| New attraction: See the v-chipped vampire! Nodrog_CRC
| Yes, we offer group discounts. Nodrog_CRC
| (neon sign) (off:) NO (on:) VACENCIES Nodrog_CRC
| New openings every night. Nodrog_CRC
| Burrying our mistakes for over 50 years Nodrog_CRC
| New graves open every night. Nodrog_CRC
| Proven safer then the Bronze. Nodrog_CRC
| Ask about our rental policy Shlamko
| Come in for the funural, stay for the blood! Rob Mey
| Two pint minimum Jeremy Sadler
| Stakes must be checked at the gate Jeremy Sadler
| No fangs, no service Cybermoose
| Land to rent - 2 by 6, apply within. Jeremy Sadler
| No spikes allowed Cybermoose
| Popualtion - 1000 and falling. Cybermoose
| The sillist name for a vampire cemetery ever! Jeremy Sadler
| Dead centre of town Cybermoose
| Enjoy your (short) stay. Cybermoose
| 1 inch under! For easy escape. Shlamko
| First visit the bruise, then come here! Shlamko
| All the tombstone made of styrofoam. Daniel G.
| People are dying to get in here! Azhrarn
| if it's undead, you'll find it here Jim McNamara
| You'll be back on your feet soon enough. Darth Matt
| Welcome one and all, dead and alive. Chris G
| Lost: One Soul. If found please Call 555-9832 Bobby
| As seen on B.L.O.O.D television network...non vampire victims also welcome Bobby
| voted number one in Vampire's Choice magazine
| Where the dead, the living, and the living dead get together. zips
| Plot availabe: Previous owner mysteriously vacated.... Jim McNamara
| Make reservations 25 years in advance. SV
| Abandon all hope ye who enter here The Great Wizzard
| Vacancies. JC
| Plots going fast!
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