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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. The winning entry was written by Jim McNamara. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Stephen Reedy
| Now it's the fastest food in the galaxy Leon van Steensel
| She boasts the fastest breakdown in history! Patrick Oldham
| Well, I added just a touch more mozzarella. Ann E. Nichols
| Hot Sauce cannons! They're guaranteed to ruin ANY engine's digestion! fractal87
| I had a bad feeling that you would ask that. C Bemis
| Like the reclining Captains chair. jonpepsi
| An automatic excuse-box : it's not my fault! Bill Harris
| I used extra lean beef for more speed! kryten
| a 1800w bass box. you'll be able to hear this baby coming 3 star systems away Gizmo
| trust me, this baby is a veritable princess-magnet Nick Kamm
| My wookie finally fixed the "Fast Food" drive. Chris Applegate
| Ewok skin seat covers. T'Bonz
| Took the training wheels off! Steve
| She's what i like to call "Fast Food" Darth Nial
| If you transport people instead of goods a second toilet IS necessary. AT
| I removed all the backup systems. Luigi Novi
| The pilot's chair is a loveseat! Luigi Novi
| An industrial-strength Chewy Scooper in the mess hall! Eric Wright
| I can style my hair with the burger grease. Zelax
| well, I hope you're hungry Jacob November
| Well, I was able to double it's value by filling the gas tank. Nykk
| like a seseme seed deflector shield. Jorgen Pedersen
| Before I answer your first question, would you like fries with that? Or maybe a drink? Jessica J.
| Let's put it this way kid, they don't call it "special sauce" for nothing..... Gul Anain
| That's 100% beef in them afterburners. Eric Wright
| Ever hear of 'ludicrous speed?' Tear-up14
| SSP: Special Sauce Propulsion Eric Wright
| I was going to get a tractor beam resistant engine, but I decided to spring for leather seats instead. ken O
| Some more cheese and upgraded her to a 1/4 pounder. anliza
| Corporate sponsorship Darth Nial
| Quad laser cannons that DO hit their target. T-1000
| A passenger ejector seat. That reminds me, you're ridding shotgun. Jesse Shearer
| It comes with fries and a drink. Josue
| I prefer sesame seeds to a plain bun. Josue
| When I got it from Lardo, it was a real cow. Josue
| Just wait'll you see the side of fries I left in orbit! Josue
| Replaced the cockpit windows with mirrors. Josue
| The new paint job makes it irresistible to Hutts. Carl Kramer
| Satellite TV of course! Cable was too much trouble on long trips. Carl Kramer
| Two Words: Shag Carpet.....Oh alright, the Wackie sheds. Carl Kramer
| I put a Pac-Man game in the rec room Carl Kramer
| Let me put it this way: Till last week we had to hit something to stop. Carl Kramer
| Ever used indoor plumbing, kid? Carl Kramer
| A presence Darth Vader hasn't sensed in a long time. Carl Kramer
| I tossed the hyperactive drive backup systems so we can hide in the floor. Kandahar86
| The lasers shoot nuclear ketchup Bob Sweeney
| I added those Ewoks dolls with the bobbing heads. Bob Sweeney
| I've modified it to ride low, so even if we break down, at least we'll look cool. Adam
| I figured the Imps would leave me alone if it was too high in cholesterol. Jeff
| Oh, nothing important. Just the RADAR dish, the cockpit, the frontal mandibles, the exhaust ports, the drive system, the landing legs, and the sesame seeds. chris
| The horn plays "La Cucaracha"! ScottE Bemeup
| Fuzzy dice deodorizers. Have you ever smelled a wet wackie? ScottE Bemeup
| One of those little dogs with heads that bob up and down. Jack Hammerfist
| It doesn't leak as much! Jack Hammerfist
| Find me one other ship with screen doors! Eddie
| Well, the cockpit doesn't look so much like an olive anymore Sion
| A bumper sticker that says 'My other ship is a Star Destroyer'. No one dares touch it. Desi
| windscreen wipers, never know when they come in handy Wookie-Me
| Let's just say that "Chick magnet" is no longer metaphorical. Nick Shaw
| Furry Dice and Electric Windows! Mezlaq
| The previous name was too cliché: Faulty 2000. Jack Hammerfist
| Well if FLIES, for one! Nodrog_CRC
| I replaced the clock with an odometer. Want to hear how many parsecs I did that run, again? shaker (Bob McKenney)
| The Hyper-Cholesterol Drive now gets 200 parsecs-per-dollop! Colin 'Yosemite Bear' Witz
| Well the Jacuzzi has a filter that can handle wookie hair. alick gardiner
| accurate targeting systems from a tie fighter alick gardiner
| hammer in the cockpit in case of non-start Rob Taylor
| Cd-Changer in the boot Kevin Wilson
| Oh the usual, furry dice, racing stripes and a neat slice of cheese smack bang in the middle for when I get hungry. Garuda
| Built in problems! Gizmo
| I'm particularly proud of the go-faster fluffy dice. Bobby
| Well, she actually works this time Joona Palaste
| Furry dice in the pilot's window. zips
| Got rid of the pickles... admirably lost
| It now comes with extra dill Theo
| First I had to Wookie-proof the carpets and enlarge the bridge to fit my ego, then added bucket seats, a pistol grip shifter, a standup of Sean Young, and fuzzy dice meggy eel
| I added some grey bits on to stop it looking like a burger. §Sean§
| The whole beef patty is now made entirely out of Ewoks §Sean§
| "the sauce is with it" goran
| The satelite dish I added gets 300 channels Mosaic
| Chick magnet coils! Mosaic
| Brakes; we just found out you can't stop by friction in space! non compos mentis
| all those metal bits spiffy
| an ejector seat for Redeyes Nico
| I painted over the rust. Ravenid
| I've hardwired the Faulty so that whenever there is danger she'll break down and give me some time for heroic sayings. §Sean§
| Well it used to be called the Millenium Works-really-well Ravenid
| Velure seats, a rotating bed and a disco ball. Yeah Baby Yeah! Seeker
| The chess-board is upgraded for PS2 Seeker
| Windoze 666. No more start-up problems. Seeker
| 12 parsecs of ducktape Seeker
| I let Chewie program the food synthesiser. Do you want your meat rare or living? Seeker
| I turned back the parsec-meter MindMelda
| 20% more beef! kmk
| I replaced the burnt out red warning bulb. T'Bonz
| Revolving bed and disco music EnglishChick
| You don't expect me to give away the secret to my special sauce do ya? Tomi "BGT" Mäntylä
| I removed all the Sev Trek logos. The Great Wizzard
| An Imperial tracking sensor... oops. Brian
| A side of fries! Ragin' Cajun
| go faster stripes! JTKirk
| The crunchy, cheese-filled crust! Kalahari Karl
| I removed the nuts and bolts so it would fall apart faster. Whisper2AScream
| Well, it used to look like a Winnebago with wings. LCmdr Terra
| A whiney Farmboy vaporiser! Darkskull
| 2 Slices of Tattoine Cheese Rabbit
| An enlarged litterbox for ChewTobacco. Rabbit
| It now knows that a light-year is distance, not time. G.B.A
| FM Radio. G.B.A
| It flies. Dial "M" for Maul
| 2 new camera angles Dial "M" for Maul
| Enough head clearance for wookies and princesses MJ
| A jamming beam that makes all those TIEs shoot wide by 100s of meters! Shlamko
| Like unbrakeable hyperlight engine! a guy
| Mood lighting! Trevor Raggatt
| Furry dice, bucket seats and a kickin' stereo. What else could you want? Trevor Raggatt
| Every time I fire the blasters it asks, "D'you want fried with that?" Trevor Raggatt
| I upgraded the toilets - I've got a Wackiee for a co-pilot, you know! mgeoffrey
| I was the one that made it "Faulty" mgeoffrey
| I held the mayo Trevor Raggatt
| After my last run-in with the Impure it's been flame grilled! Shawn McNiel
| Hot Tub! Shawn McNiel
| New Digital Effects! Will Etienne
| Extra pickles. A. Nonymous
| At least we won't starve if the hyperactivedrive fails... Nodrog_CRC
| A monkey wrench here, a few swapped wires there... Nodrog_CRC
| The hot-air dryer in Chewtabacca's bathroom. You ever smell wet Whackie fur? 009
| Ewok-hair seat covers. 009
| A witty bumber sticker. 009
| Waterbed, Diso ball and an A-track. The Great Wizzard
| Fuzzy dice. The Great Wizzard
| Plothole compensator. Why do you think I can speak of Parsecs as a time unit? Rob Mey
| Non-explodable consoles! Rob Mey
| Velcro Seat Covers for Chewtobacca puam
| A chick-magnet! John Fallon
| Well..... it now has an engine. Lordy
| I`ve added fuses to all the consoles! littlestar
| Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! John Fallon
| A litterbox for Chewbacco. Hey ! You try sharing a cocpit with a wackie ! Kevin
| A plot-convenient break down and start-up modulation! Kevin
| Revolving numeral plates! Kevin
| Six beverage cup holders. J.goulding
| Katchup launchers John Lang
| Extra mayonaise Jim McNamara
| Anti-Wackiee hair seat covers Jim McNamara
| Ejection seats.
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