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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: Disappearing dead Redeye. George Lucas tells us the reason Qui-gon didn't disappear (like Obiwan or Yoda) will be explained in future prequels. But we want to know now! So this week's contest decided the answer once and for all!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Jim McNamara. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Jania Nire
| Some do, some don't. Wanna see if you can? Darth Nial
| Who is able to understand the thoughts of God? Ahem... George Lucas. Space Katet
| Because he was killed, he didn't just die... The Lone Ensign
| What are you talking about? He did disappear! You're hallucinating. han44
| well, if he wanted YOU to be a jedi, then i don't think he was one Michael A. Carpenter
| He had a diet high in preservatives. ThunderWolf
| He wasn't really a redeye. He was just faking... Scott Beerbohm
| I'm using the Force to keep him here. He still owes me 10 credits! Jack Hammerfist
| There's still a few bugs in that trick! Sci Fi Girl
| He still has ten more minutes of screen time left..... Dan Van Skiver
| If you want to be in the next movie, you better keep your mouth shut. Bob Edwards
| He was a heavy Nimzak drinker - he's preserved Agent-D
| Disappear? Maybe one day we can try that idea out. Darkskull
| Details, details. Can't you see I'm in Mourning? Murdoc
| Does it run in your family to ask stupid questions and annoy main characters? Xmas
| The disappear feature is only with redeyes 8, Quaff-Down is 5 Tom Hyde
| Disappear it will.. Damn Yoda! Now he's gotten me doing it! Voiceroy
| Dammit, now you've gone and spoiled Episode 3 for me. Voiceroy
| If you don't shut up, you'll join him on the woodpile. Voiceroy
| If you don't stop asking questions, I'll burn you with him. Voiceroy
| Because if he did, we wouldn't get to celebrate his death with a bonfire. Voiceroy
| Because. Just because, okay? Voiceroy
| Just close your eyes and pretend. It works for me. Voiceroy
| Why don't you make yourself useful and go fetch me some kerosene? Voiceroy
| You just mind your manners... and hand me that lighter fluid. Voiceroy
| We can't very well torch a ghost, now can we? Mark
| He could never miss a good bar-b-que. Mark
| He's already vanished. That's his stunt double. Eric Wright
| Never mind! Just go find some more popsicle sticks for him to lie on. Eric Wright
| Shouldn't you be off somewhere practicing your 'yippie!'? Zeve Bellringer of Red Dwarf
| He owes Yadda money, and until he pays, in this realm his body stays. Wendee Rae
| I don't know. I just hope that seeing his corpse doesn't scar you for life and make you want to rule the universe or anything. Griffin
| Let me put it this way: I don't know. kali
| he likes to keep us guessing Locutus
| It must be his punishment for not killing Jar-Jar Ann E. Nichols
| It's symbolic of his eternal punishment for inflicting you on the galaxy. Patrick Primas
| Well, if he was like other redeyes, he wouldn't have died, now would he? bronze007
| you're spoiling the trilogies. Spider-Matt
| Show some respect for the dead redeye or I'll find out how fast you dissapear! Darkskull
| Oh, his body did dissapear, we're using his stunt double for this scene. delta407
| Your salary really drained the budget, short stuff.. Tear-up14
| he looks like a thanksgiving dinner lying there, it would be a shame to see him go James Dawkins
| Good question, light him on fire lets see if he's really dead Robert Miller
| The Farce was no longer with him. Darkskull
| Whose been leaking Redeye secrets? RainStrom
| If you disappear, you can come back for the Sequel. Quaff-Down is gone for good. Matthew Nikirk
| He hadn't reached the minimum screen time as said in his contract. RainStrom
| You have to be really old to disappear. Quaff-Down was only eighty. Dial "M" for Maul
| Shut up and pass me a marshmellow. Dial "M" for Maul
| Body? What body? Do you see dead people? Polgara
| It's those kind of questions that lead to the dark side. Dial "M" for Maul
| You'd have to kill many redeyes to find out. Think you're up to it? Dial "M" for Maul
| Dunno. I guess you'd have to kill a few to find out. Dial "M" for Maul
| OTHER Redeyes? How many have you seen die?
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