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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by me (I take full responsibility for the cheesiness in the punchline). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Noah Wright
| Quigon: Jump rope anyone? Anakin: Me! Me! Noah Wright
| Quigon: One more word and your tongue will say hello to mr. lightsaber Anakin: Yeaaa! Dr Satan
| Bar Bar: Why did you do that? Qui Gon: Because your tongue is longer than my tolerance Laughing Vulcan
| Qui-Gon: Any,hand me my lightsever.Guess what's for dinner. Bliss
| Qui Gon: Are you deaf?! Bar Bar: No, mesa stupid. Sakaya
| Qui-Gon: Never say that again! Bar Bar: But mesa do have a bad feeling about dis! Sakaya
| Qui-Gon: It's the electrical outlet for you, Gungan! Andy
| Quite Gone: Anyone want to learn how to do a proper bow tie? Green Leader
| Qui-Gon: Bar Bar, you lead to annoyance, annoyance leads to anger... dragon
| Qui gon: Hey bla bla, wanna be the first star wars character to have a body part other than your hand cut off Havelock
| Qui-Gon: Quick boy, hand me that knife! Robert Hughes
| Jar Jar: Yousa say people gunna cringe Neva
| Anarchy: Rest assured my droid won't be this annoying! Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: Anacin, take Bar Bar out for a walk! Jack Hammerfist
| Bar Bar: Heyth, dontha do thath! Quite-gone Gin: You'd prefer the lightsever: Anacin: YES! Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: Mind your tongue, sonny! Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: I don't CARE if there was a fly on my forehead! Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: Don't you have some flies to catch? Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: Next time I use the lightsever. Jack Hammerfist
| Quite-gone Gin: Now for the Redeye Rope Trick! Zeve Bellringer of Red Dwarf
| Quaff-Down Gin: That's it, young man. Next time you stick that tongue out at me, it ain't going back in! insanity ink
| ALL; Pull harder!! Tomi "BGT" Mäntylä
| Qui-Gon: Anakin, pass me the soap, please. David Cervera
| Bar Bar: Hey, I can talk normally now! 5618
| Qui: Don't make me get my lightsever! Zathras
| Qui-Gon: Dessert, anyone? Kalahari Karl
| Qui-Gon: For the last time, that's MY gum! Scott McClenny
| Qui-Gon:Sorry,I thought that was the pasta!
| Quigon--Oh, for a fork. Annakin--but I don't like tongue! Allronix
| Use this again, and I rip it out - got it? Hanover Fisk
| Way Gone Gin:100 credits says I can remove all his organs in one pull. Bar Bar: youtha ontha! Manakin: Jedi's are so cool! Jack Hammerfist
| Quinine Gin: I SAID, "dibs on the apple!" Jack Hammerfist
| Quinine Gin: That'll teach you! Bar Bar: Why? YOUSA one with spit on hand! Jack Hammerfist
| Quinine Gin: Nothing beats the Red-eye table-manners lesson! Jack Hammerfist
| Quinine Gin: That'll teach you to stick your tongue out at me! Jack Hammerfist
| Anacin: That'll teach him to keep a civil tongue in his head! Sebastiaan Zwaan
| Qui'gon: "Feel the force of my hand" Bar Bar": "Mesa thinks I like da dark force better" Anakin: "Just wait Bar Bar, just wait...." Dial "M" for Maul
| Qui Gonn: ...and squeeze like so. // anarchy: Cool! Does it work on necks? Nodrog_CRC
| Qui-Gon: "The tongue is longh in this one." Nodrog_CRC
| Anarchy: "Yipee!" Qui-Gon: "You're next." ScottE Bemeup
| Anarchy: Whats the matter? Redeye got your tongue? Rob Rak
| Q: Hey, this isn't a tongue, it's licorice! J: Meesa save dat for later. A: Alright! Break me off a piece! EnchanteR
| Bar Bar: Would you mind letting go of my tongue so I can return to my babbling? The Great Wizzard
| Qui-Gon: Annoyance leads to babbling, babbling leads to tongue-sticking, tongue-sticking leads to tongue-cutting. You want to continue? Kevin Wilson
| Qui-Gon: Has anybody seen my famous inside out trick? Jar-Jar:Mph Urg, Arrrgh!! Ani: Are they the same colour as me on the inside? The Great Wizzard
| Qui-Gon: I pity the idiots who have to tolerate him in episode 2... The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: I find your lack of taste disturbing. sess-pity
| Watch your tongue young alien. Jim McNamara
| Anarchy: Can I do things like that when I'm a Redeye? Qui-Gon: I'd be dissapointed if you didn't! Terje Johansen
| Hey kid, need a rybber band for your next project? Glorendil
| Bar Bar: Misa Hasa Bad Feela About This Joona Palaste
| Quite-Gone: Civilised people don't pick food with their tongues. Bar-Bar: Who saida meesa civilised? JC
| Quigon - a lightsever would come in really handy right now!
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