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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Glorendil. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. D. Lerious
| YOU HAVE ANGERED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! Damnit!! it's not working!!! jonnyroth
| Mother i think it's time to get the black cape out jonnyroth
| You know you make me feel this big! this big! Vern Merlin ELB
| *Said in a lilting singsong voice*"I wouldn't say that if I were you..." Kyer
| Drat! The Chosen One for garbage duty again! Yoda
| Stop bugging me, or I'll grow up to be an evil warlord! sdl_Avatar
| I have all this midi-chlorians but what can they do when I have to do the chores, u dont see them taking out the garbage now do u? Duke Snydwalker
| Come on, Mom! It's a waste of time! There's sand everywhere! Sarcos
| when i get this choke thingy working.... Gemma
| (mumbling) Why don't you clean your gob, take out your brain and do the jig on it P. van Vliet
| Please, mom. All that dust makes me sound like James Earl Jones! Talythia
| I find your demands on my time...irritating Avenger CO
| You try to get air while I take care of that. MindMelda
| And take valuable time away from Evil Lord practice? No Way! Heather Nova
| Cleaning, taking, doing... all are on the path to the Dark Side! Flystalker
| You don't know the power of the Dirt Side. Amy Dalla
| I have crushed oesophagus's for less than that! Amy Dalla
| Can't wait till I grow up and have kids of my own! I can boss them around, cut their hands off... Amy Dalla
| Dang...something I can't say "Yippee!" about! Amy Dalla
| Suddenly, leaving you at the end of the movie doesn't seem so bad anymore. Amy Dalla
| I get *this* much respect around here. Heather Nova
| Some day I will rule the galaxy. Then I'LL be ordering YOU about... I mean, yes Mom!. Jimbo Jones
| Hands that do dishes can feel soft round your throat... Jimbo Jones
| Mother! Have you seen what it's doing to my hands? Tom Hyde
| The power of the Dork Side is inconsequential when compared to the power of the parent. Tom Hyde
| Who are you gonna boss around when I get my own Death Star? Patrick Primas
| Cleaning...Trash...Dishes...A jedi craves not these things Kira Mae
| mom, cleaning leads to anger, anger to hate... Mark
| I suddenly feel cold inside! Mark
| One day, the galaxy will pay for what you have done today! Ann E. Nichols
| If only I had a lightsever, I could sever that nagging tongue! Mark
| Once I am done with this planet, there will be no more garbage or dishes! Cibbi
| Make the droid do it MOM! dragon
| yipee! Randy Houle
| Dirty dishes? Hah! You don't know dirty until you've felt the power of the Dark Side........ dragon
| But mother (waving hand around) my room is spotless, there is no garbage, and the dishes are perfectly clean DarthBrevity
| I was *this* close to strangling Jar Jar and you interrupt me about some DISHES???!!! DarthBrevity
| The power of a mother is insignificant compared to the power of the force...er..I think. DarthBrevity
| Your lack of 'pleases' disturbs me. DarthBrevity
| Explain to me why I clean a house that is made of mud? DarthBrevity
| Household chores are of no consequence, MOTHER. DarthBrevity
| I only obey my daddy. DarthBrevity
| I can't wait till I'M a parent and order MY kids around! DarthBrevity
| Take out the garbage, eh? Let's start with you. DarthBrevity
| Hasn't that worthless Threepio done those chores yet? I'm going to SKIN him! DarthBrevity
| Size matters not. Cleanliness matters not. Waste disposal matters not. Clean dishes, they matter not as well. DarthBrevity
| I can't. It makes my asthma act up. DarthBrevity
| I find your lack of a household servant droid distrubing...I'll go build one..this time. John Zieman
| You do not know the power of the dork side T'Bonz
| Perhaps training with Yada won't be so bad after all! T'Bonz
| I see why dad sold her into slavery! Wyv
| I am not the cleaner you are looking for. I can go about my business. Wyv
| If you will not stop this, then you will meet your destiny! Wyv
| I am not the cleaner you are looking for. Move along! Wyv
| I find your tone... disturbing! Jazzy
| Perhaps YOu should do MY bidding, mother ! Murdoc
| Clean out Naboo? Take out the Queen? Do in the Jedi? Okay, mother. Murdoc
| Your resistance to my mind probe is formendable. Manu
| You'll see! When I grow older I'll be able to kill only with a flick of my rist !! The Great Wizzard
| [waves hand] You don't have to do housework any more. Dolphin
| I am not the son your looking for! Sam
| Do not underestimate the power of Morning Fresh. Ash
| You know, I think when I'm a Redeye I'll just come back for Creepeio David Hibberd
| Man, where's the dark side of the Farce when you really need it? Cordavin Lon
| Force me. Johnathan McClure
| Mom!!!! You're gonna drive me to the dark side one of these days! Bobby
| Hmmm,and they wonder what makes a kid turn to the dark side of the Farce Bobby
| And when I become a Dark Lord, the first thing I will do is hire a housekeeper J.D.
| Do you have any idea of the power of the dark side, Mom? OK, I'll do the dishes later. Chris
| Oh, I just can't wait for this head-pinchy thing to start working! MindMelda
| Join me and we will conquer the garbage together as mother and son! David D
| Just you wait until I perfect this death grip mother! Nico
| What am I, your slave? Harry Hazeel
| You know what happens when abused children grow up... Adam Kime
| Don't make me have to promote C3PO to the rank of Mother! Steven Edwards
| Nagging leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Tell me if you have heard this before. TEFII
| Dark Side, Here I come! Amy Dalla
| I find your excess of orders disturbing! Zeve the Red
| You are so dead, Mom. Zelax
| I thinl I've got to practice this strangle "thing" Dial "M" for Maul
| No...there is another... Dial "M" for Maul
| Use your agressive feelings mother! Let the hate FLOW through you! Dial "M" for Maul
| Damn! My jedi mindtricks don't work on you! Chris Mundell
| I'll wear that pot on my head before you make me wash it, mom! geo
| Watch it slave, In this room, I'm the only one guaranteed to survive through 6 movies! Geo
| What, you think I'm a slave or something? KSheff
| You are this close to a psychic choking, Mom! Thorongil
| Join me and together we'll eliminate the scourge of housework. Thorongil
| Why do you think I built that stupid droid? Trevor Raggatt
| One day I will be the master...and you will be the cleaner Lora
| But mom, dish water dilutes my powers.. Panza
| Oh Threepio!! Panza
| Do you *want* me to turn to the dark side?! panza
| Yes, my master, I mean mother... Miko
| Just as soon as I take over the universe, mother! Scott McClenny
| Never nag a future Dark Lord of the Sith! Billy Arbco
| But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters! Cmdr. 8472
| Dirty dishes do not concern me, Mother. ScottE Bemeup
| You always put me in such a dark mood. ScottE Bemeup
| Mom, you know cleaning makes my asthma act up. ScottE Bemeup
| I wish I had a helmet to block out your nagging. ScottE Bemeup
| I feel a disturbance in The Farce. It's your nagging. ScottE Bemeup
| Impressive, most impressive, but I will be a redeye yet. chrifgo
| If I refuse, you'll tell father, right? Nodrog_CRC
| The chore negotians will be short... Nodrog_CRC
| This is why you're never seen past Chapter 3... Seeker
| In 20 years, I''l blame it all on this childhood trauma! Dolphin
| You know you'll leave me with father issues that may affect my relationship with my kids Griffin
| As if being a slave to a junk dealer wasn't bad enough. Boogieman
| I respect you mother, but you will have to use some FORCE to make me do that Ash
| But that's what moms and protocol droids are for... Ash
| What! With *MY* asthma, I don't think so! Earl Newton
| You're THIS close to a Force-whupping! MindMelda
| Repeat after me: You don't have to do your homework,.....be on your way to the pod races sleven
| You're this close to losing me, I'm going to join the Farce, and I don't care which side it is Jimmie Draper
| Mom, you don't want to get on my dark side! Tim M.
| Cleanliness, Garbage removal, dish clenaing, a Redeye craves not these things Cmdr. Solomon
| Darn! Why won't my Farce choke work? Slade
| I'm about this close to turning to the darkside. McBorg
| Of all the times, can't NOW be the time the Force kicks in? bronze007
| Don't make me turn on you! Dial "M" for Maul
| I'm THIS close to seeing dead people... Griffin
| Suddenly the Dork Side is somehow appealing. Mav
| This hand shall one day instill fear in the...Aww, who am I kidding? Janeway's hair
| Help me Mouldy-bun Baloney! You're my only hope! Janeway's hair
| Just wait, mom! Someday *I'LL* rule the universe, and you'll have to do what *I* say! shlomo
| 20 years till i'm Darth Vader,20 years till i'm Darth Vader,only 20 years... Sakaya
| Always two there are -- the Master and his annoying mother! Robert Miller
| *You don't want me to clean my room, You want me to go with my friends* Stuart Retsen
| You have given chores to me for the LAST TIME, Mom. Agent-D
| Mother, clean up MY room, take out the garbage, do the dishes, and do it quietly TKar
| You want Anarchy to do things? I'll show you anarchy! TKar
| Sometimes I get these violent urges, mom. TKar
| You will give allowance raise to anarchy. Logan
| I have altered my daily chores. Pray I do not alter then further! Khalas
| Grrr. Mothers are immune to the power of the Farce... Neville A. Ross
| If you don't stop nagging me, you'll be the one who I'll 'take out,' Mom! P Swayne
| If this is what the light side is like, I'm going over to the dark side! Murdoc
| Must...control...fingers...of...death!! Gizmo
| Damn! The Power of the Mother Side is too strong for me to resist. Zarabethe
| "Soon......very soon......" the crazy evil dude
| And they wonder why i become a bad guy. the crazy evil dude
| Nagging mothers, chores, this is the path to the dark side. Alan Shaw
| "Force! Me!!" Dial "M" for Maul
| You may dispense with the pleasantires mother. I'm here to put you back on schedule. Dial "M" for Maul
| I sense a presence I have not smelt since the last time I took out the garbage... Dial "M" for Maul
| Your powers are weak old woman. Dial "M" for Maul
| Join me! Together we can end this reign of dirtiness, and restore order and justice to the living room! Tam Brooks
| Where's the droid when you need him? Dial "M" for Maul
| I am altering our deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. Dial "M" for Maul
| Bring the garbage and the dishes to my shuttle. Dial "M" for Maul
| I'd sooner kiss a wookie! Dial "M" for Maul
| Strong am I in the force, but not that strong... Roy
| Who do you think you are, my emperor? Reidan
| That's not garbage, thats C3P0! Michael W. P.
| You don't need me to clean my room....I can go about my business....move along... Save Ferris
| I'd rather grow up to be an evil lord of Sith than do your bidding ! Jazzy
| Aw mom, you look stressed - let me try this new massage on you ! Scott McClenny
| Man..this ain't workin'! Eric Wright
| Yes smother. Petzi
| Wait till I get my first Death Star! Michael Healy
| So be it, Mother. If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed! Michael Healy
| Mom, you can end this destructive war! Join me and we can rule the galaxy as Mother and Son! 8 of 12
| This close mother... this close!! Bill Harris
| These are not the dishes you want me to clean. Bryan Douglas
| I'm crushing your head! Crush! Crush! Kennybob
| If only this were Episode V, I would know how to crush your windpipe. Nodrog_CRC
| Next time, I'm going to build an assassin droid instead of a protocol droid... Allronix
| Just what the universe needs - Darth Mama's Boy! Nodrog_CRC
| I vow never to treat my own kids this way! Nodrog_CRC
| You know, mom, this is probably why dad left us... Nodrog_CRC
| Come on, Midi-Chlorines, work your magic... Nodrog_CRC
| Why do you always treat me like a slave? Oh, yeah, that's right... Nodrog_CRC
| I find your lack of choking disturbing. Nodrog_CRC
| The nag is strong in this one. §Sean§
| ACK! The power of the force is nothing compared to the nagging of the mother! Jack Dwyer.
| I'm a Jedi, not a janitor...! Dr Satan
| Work leads to suffering, suffering leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side! John
| The force is strong in this one John Tontodonati
| I'm not a kid anymore, mom. You can't FORCE me! Anton Geurts
| Oh how I wish I had that black suit already. Dolphin
| The ability to do my chores is nothing compaired to the power of the force jonnyroth
| Ooo, i'll do the dishes alright, hahaha Nim
| You don't understand the POWER of the slack side! nim
| I find your abundance of nagging disturbing... transcend
| Not now I'm doing my finger aerobics. And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4, feel the burn! Roget
| No, no, no! It's supposed to constrict her trachea, not wrinkle her face! Shlamko
| But mom! I need to go practicing in being evil warlord! Shlamko
| YOU will do all of those chores... I may get out to play... Ash
| You have nagged me for the last time, mother! Jerry
| Why won't it WORK like the man in the nice robe SAID it would! Wendee Rae
| If you had said please, the future would look a lot brighter! Wendee Rae
| Mother, I'm *this* close to taking over the galaxy! isodore
| Must....ignore.....urge.......to kill Joona Palaste
| People have converted to the Dork Side for less. Jim McNamara
| That's Darth to you, mom! JC
| I find your lack of silence disturbing!
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