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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi TV Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Shawn McNiel. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. scifi1801a
| What do you expect if you name a space station after Babylon, symbol of ultimate evil? scifi1801a
| "Last, best hope for peace." No wonder it failed. Joe
| Now I know what happened to Sevylons One through Four! minbari mike
| Well this place is going straight to Hell! Jonnyroth
| Ah, yes got the whole range of aliens here, a survaliance camera in a shower curtain, some bellybutton fluff, and two weirdos having a bad hair day Stelliviri
| Uh, maybe we should delay the "Third Age" until we grow up a little... Stelliviri
| I hope the "Third Age" hurries up and gets here Stelliviri
| It was an early Earth president..... Stelliviri
| Commanding this place could take 20 years off my life! george
| So, I can see what happened to 1 2 3 and 4 Jonathan
| Oh, I can see my squeaky clean image going right out the window MindMelda
| Did they say they wanted Peace with one another or Pieces of one another? Billy Arbco
| Sevylon 5. At this point, MY last best hope is that they change commanders every season. Billy Arbco
| You know, I think at my first opportunity, I'm going to throw myself into a bottomless pit Billy Arbco
| Tell me this is just hazing the new guy. Billy Arbco
| Hummm, Sevylon 5? You know what, I've got the wrong station! I was supposed to got to Sevylon 6! I'll be going! EvilDevil
| ...and good-bye. Graeme Lyon
| Is this the Council room or the Creche? Frogboy Lives
| Oh my god.. what a beautiful cocoon. John Zieman
| THIS bunch is our best hope for peace?!? Alex
| Okay, now that we've seen the zoo, I'd like to meet the Ambassadors. HEN
| Is it too early to change leads again ? Juan Deer
| When they said expect a warm welcome, I didn't think they meant a free fire zone. Bud-Clare
| Seriously, when do I get to meet the ambassadors? Dave Clark
| So, talk shows live still eh? 8 of 12
| What round are they in? Rick Hay
| Jeez! Am I the only male NOT going bald on this show? Will Gauvin
| All I need now it huge spiders and my nightmare will come true Griffin
| I'll need a crate of beer in 4 minutes, a bunch of flowers in 2, and a black coffee, NOW! Trace
| My transport is still docked... isn't it? Engineman AKAscotty
| Where's the self-destruct button? Moelarry
| Yes, but now they are dealing with Captain John Charlatan, and my motto is; "Nuke first, ask questions later." Neville A. Ross
| And by the looks of things, also 'Get Ready To Rumble!' Steven A. Smith
| So, the first four stations were lucky enough to blow up before they opened? spiffy
| Wow! A three-ring circus!! Frogboy Lives
| This job's gonna seriously shorten my life-span, isn't it. Marcus Jones
| So much for the best hope for peace. Jeff
| Really! Stop trying to scare me off! I'm staying! Rapier
| 5? At the rate they're going, we better start construction on Sevylon 6 tomorrow. I don't think this station can take much more of this. Nan
| Where even your worst enemy can become your friend. Michael Antol
| So when does the circus leave?? Briareos
| Funny, I didn't know it was a theme comedy resturant? Gizmo
| If I had to sit through five hours of make up and emerged looking like that lot, I'd be pretty peeved as well! Glenn
| Are we in the right room? I thought this was the PEACE conference! Glorendil
| And my first command is... Abandon ship! Me
| Note to self, avoid hair salon. Richard Kyte
| This job will be the death of me. Leander
| Where all species live in peace? The Chia Rhino
| When can I leave? Zatharus
| Colourful costumes ... neat props ... when does the play end ... this IS a play, isn't it? Jonathan
| That's fine Commander, I should fit right in. Would you hand me that chair? 009
| Hey, at least it's not a convention 009
| The fighters, ok. The cocoon, ok. But why have you installed a shower in here? Vicki
| Now I understand the message I just received...If you go to Sevylon 5 you will cry. Wombat
| This place gives me the Shudders.... TIL
| Looks like the Spoo is about to hit the fan tonybell
| Hmm, I wonder if Sinclair needs any help at the embassy on Minbar dettus
| Dammit! Not a chick in sight! §Sean§
| I'm gonna kill my agent Alex
| No wonder they promoted me from Ensign to take this post Stephanie
| It's hard to believe the last commander left... Lou
| Gentlemen please, no fighting in the war room. Raven
| Wanna switch ranks? Raven
| You'll find my resignation on your desk in the morning. Raven
| How many seasons are we doing? Ann E. Nichols
| They certainly put the "ass" in "ambassador"! Ann E. Nichols
| Politics are the one constant in the universe. Ann E. Nichols
| Did I ASK you to send in the clowns? Ann E. Nichols
| This makes me feel at home -- I used to be a substitute teacher. DMJ
| It looks like they've gotten started without me. Richard
| This is all good and well, but ... [whispering to Ivanova] what I really want to know is: where do you keep the oranges? Zatharus
| What is this, a galactic daycare centre? L. Mouse
| Let's just blow it up right now and get it over with . Cmdr_Walt
| Thanks, where's the exit? Dryad47
| You should know I have a cocoon fetish. Bryan
| Reminds me of my first marriage Dryad47
| I could have got the cushiest assignment going, but no, I had to be where the 'adventure' was. Frogboy Lives
| Uh.. feel like a promotion? Mark
| Funny. Now, tell me where the ambassadors are. Mark
| At least they're talking to each other. Mark
| I didn't ask for enough money. Mark
| Fine. You deal with this. I'll clean up my desk. Mark
| I see Sinclair left you in good shape. Mark
| Looks like they're ready for my "Abe Lincoln" speech. Agent-D
| I need to calm these people down, maybe one of my patent long speeches would settle things here? John Schmid
| That's the last time I draw lots for a new assignment. Londo Moelarry
| Well, y'know, so far I haven't encountered any problem that a good ol' nuclear weapon wouldn't cure. Sweeney Todd
| Get me a drink- and a valium! Sweeney Todd
| Wow- it's my 8th birthday all over again. Sweeney Todd
| Call the Admiral "Buttmunch" just once.... Sweeney Todd
| Last, best hope for peace? I knew I shouldn't have believed the infomercial. Sanfam
| Cozy, Isn't it? Steven Ringwald
| I'd put my money on the bald guy Steven A. Smith
| So... what's YOUR story? S.D. Campbell
| And the next ship to Za'ha'boom leaves when? Petréa Mitchell
| I can't wait to see what casual Fridays are like! spiffy
| When is recess? jack
| I have to go to the toilet. Please don't start any wars whilst I'm gone. JDSandara
| Is it too late to get out of my contract? Maagic
| Screw this... I'm goin back to Ms. King! chrifgo
| Great. I always wanted to work as a kindergarten cop. Indiana Jhon
| I should have read the Fineprint on the contract LDC
| So, is this a slow day? Larry Ferguson
| Lovely, now your going to tell me that I steal earth property, I suceed from earth, and I lead a huge alien armada against an evil earth president; worse yet I become the president of a huge alien alliance. Boy, this serves me right for switching to de-caf unbeknownst 2 u
| So this is what Ambassadors do on their day off. I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd. Petzi
| At least - I wasn't married to one of them. LapisLaz
| Nice place - when does Elvis show up? LapisLaz
| What is this - tag team diplomacy? Ron barter
| Why Didn't I listen to my Father and go for the Deep Space Job? Christian Burris
| So, has the _Agamemmnon_ REALLY left the area? Robert Aaron
| I take it that diplomacy here is considered a full contact sport? spiffy
| Ok, I've seen the stunt doubles. Now where are the ambassadors? spiffy
| What air are we recycling here? Helium??? OO7
| No wonder Garibaldi lost all of his hair 8 of 12
| Wow. You got clowns! Bill Harris
| I wonder if that opening is still there on Deep Sev Nine. Leo Aurian
| Wow, you guys sure know how to throw a party. ScottE Bemeup
| Never have so many fought so much for so few viewers. Trevor Raggatt
| Let me check. These are the GOOD guys? Corsair
| A four year contract....a four year contract....hubboy.... Corsair
| Reminds me of Student Government meetings... Adam
| A shower curtain, a dustball and two brawlers. I'm leaving! Yorgi
| Umm.....I think I left something back on Earth, won't be long!!..... The Great Wizzard
| Next time: MY way. Boom Shaka Laka Laka... aurik
| Damn.. he could put SEVERAL eyes out with that hair! aurik
| PLEASE tell me that I get HAZARD PAY! The Stooged Wizzard
| With Curly and Larry fighing, does that mean I'm Moe? Nyak nyak nyak... Major Tom
| Yeah, right, your last best hope for an alien deathmatch! Glorendil
| As the captain, I want a fresh supply of tranquilizers... Glorendil
| You know, that cocoon there looks strangely attractive... Glorendil
| Don't tell me. You're out of strait-jackets... Trevor Raggatt
| And who's the babe in the corner? Naraht
| And here I was worried about dieing on VaVaVoom! The Great Wizzard
| One more day like this and I end with the same hairdo as Lardo. Trevor Raggatt
| And these are the ones on OUR side? The Great Wizzard
| I must have died and gone to Hell! Trevor Raggatt
| One big happy family, eh? Trevor Raggatt
| So, what's our next-to-last best hope? Kevin
| If I survive this, VavaVoom should be a piece of cake. littlestar
| Bye. littlestar
| Eek. littlestar
| And THIS place is our last, best hope for peace?! Kevin
| And I have always been here? Right!... Kevin
| Could've been worse, YOU could've been a telepath! Kevin
| When does the next flight for Earth leave? The Great Wizzard
| You should've seen the farewell party my crew organized for me on the Agamemnon! Kevin
| Great, I'm going to marry a butterfly! The Great Wizzard
| The fine art of diplomacy surely has changed a lot... Glorendil
| And goodbye to sanity... Glynn Peters
| I don't think much of the other three , but the Minibar looks tasty! Jimbo Jones
| About that open airlock policy.... Obi Wan
| ... and THEY're the diplomats...? Obi Wan
| I see the party's started Cybermoose
| I'll be leaving most of my responsabilities to you. The Great Wizzard
| And you still want to make me believe that Sinclair was ORDERED away??? Trilliena
| Now I know why the other guy left ! The Great Wizzard
| I hate mondays! Bobby
| Don't tell me, just another quiet uneventful day huh? Bobby
| Tell me, is it too muck oxygen in the recycling units...or too little? blackadder
| I have a strange urge to go to Va Va Voom Bobby
| If this is what it's like, I'm putting in a transfer to Deep Sev Nine The Great Wizzard
| Now I know why the first Sevylon stations were sabotaged. The Great Wizzard
| This mess, the Drowzi are diputing their favorite colors, the chief of security has been shot in the back by his own aide, earth turns into dictatorship, invisible spiders are planning to attack us, a telepath is starting a personal vendetta against me... there IS a god and he's after me! The Great Wizzard
| I have a bad feeling about this [TM]. The Great Wizzard
| A calm day, eh? Cordavin Lon
| Glad to be here... now how about a tour of the escape pods? JC
| Please don't tell me this is a good day!
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