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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Mark
| Daft Vapor: Lube, thank you for the father's day present! Mad Dog
| Daft Vapor: And yet I am strangely unfulfilled... Roy
| Daft Vapor: I need to get this lightsaber checked! Michael Bunnell
| Daft Vapor: Jedi masters: Here today gone tomorrow. DarthPiteous
| Daft Vapor: Fighting a remote with your eyes closed is one thing. Fighting a Sith lord is another. Lube: I pledge my allegiance. Quip
| Daft Vapor: Oh calm down, he's all right! Lube Flyswatter: It's not that, it's the thought of him NAKED! palleon1
| Lube: So I guess there's no point in worrying about an open or closed casket. Stuart Retsen
| Daft Vapor: Now for my NEXT magical trick . . . Darth Piteous.
| Daft Vapor: He just STOOD there! I didn't mean to hurt him! Say you still love me, Lube. Lube. Get away from me. Darth Piteous.
| Daft Vapor. Did I hit him? Did I hit him? I can't see a thing with his helmet on, you know. Darth Piteous.
| Lube. He SAID time out!!! Daft Vapor. I'm sorry, I can't hear a thing in this helmet. Darth Piteous.
| Daft Vapor: Interesting. I have just killed the last Redeye and we have 2 1/2 movies to go. Maybe I'll go look for some exotic species of teddy bears to construct a secret base among. Darth Piteous.
| Daft Vapor: To quote my immortal words from Episode one "oops" John
| Daft Vapor: I don't even have to hit them, the "VOOM" gets them every time. John Zieman
| Daft Vapor: Just as I thought: he was nothing compared to me Johnathan McClure
| Daft Vapor: Oooh, this will be good on my resume! Bliss
| Daft Vapor: More powerful, huh? Well I called his bluff. MindMelda
| Daft Vapor: For an old guy, he moves fast! Mark
| Lube Flyswatter: Next time, only go for the hand, would you? Robert Miller
| Lube Flyswatter: DAD!! How many times do I have to ask? If you don't like one of my friends, just tell me! Andrew Guy
| Daft Vapor: I GOTTA get this Lightsaber down to maintenance... John Lang
| Daft Vapor: Hmmm..Who to slice next... Lube Flyswatter:Jar-Jar Binks! PLEASE! Quip
| Daft Vapor: Some hero, kid -- he talks big, but when things get tough he disappears! Avenger CO
| Daft Vapor: Give me a high five! Lube Flyswatter: I'll cut your hand off first! Johnathan McClure
| Daft Vapor: This'll really save us on fake blood.. Amy Dalla
| Daft Vapor: "More powerful than you can imagine," eh? Looks like I showed HIM! Amy Dalla
| Daft Vapor: Now is Daft Mule avenged! Amy Dalla
| Daft Vapor: That's odd. Qui-gon didn't disappear when he died. Must be some new trend. shmuel
| Lube Flyswatter: Oh, I'll get you for that. Daft Vapor: and what are you going to do? blow my ship? cut my hand? see my face? shmuel
| Lube Flyswatter: dad, why do you keep killing my friends? shmuel
| Lube Flyswatter: oh, shoot, now I have an extra ticket to the millennium falcon. shmuel
| Daft Vapor: My father is a mystical force, my mother is a virgin and now this guy is going to be resurrected...if it keeps going like that, Jesus will sue as for copying his books. Cmdr. Solomon
| Daft Vapor: That's for not freeing my mommy! Nodrog_CRC
| Daft Vapor: In the end, there can't be Mouldy Bun! Nodrog_CRC
| Daft Vapor: Now you feel the power of the disrobed side... Meleflous Mike
| Daft Vapor: No fuss, no muss Scott McClenny
| Daft Vapor: Never did like BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI ! Bill Harris
| Daft Vapor: Make me bunk with Bar Bar Jinks, will you? Murdoc
| Daft Vapor: I found his lack of style disturbing Erik Schlueter
| Daft Vapor: ...I thought I had it set on stun, not dust! Harley Cat
| Daft Vapor: just one wipe of my magic wand and Obi Wan is gone John Fassbender
| Daft Vapor: How's that for a bad feeling? Trevor Raggatt
| DAft: I only meant to cut off that stupid pig-tail. Trevor Raggatt
| Lube: Mouldy Buns!! Daft: I wondered what that smell was. Trevor Raggatt
| Daft Vapor: Redeye Knights these days. They're so spineless. christian
| Lube: Thank's alot. Now he'll never shut up about this. christian
| Lube: That's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life 8 of 12
| Daft Vapor: He's going to feel naked in the afterlife! 8 of 12
| Daft Vapor: That wasn't an emergency beam out, was it? No? Good. Cordavin Lon
| Lube: BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vapor: More like "been". Cordavin Lon
| Vapor: Disillusioned? Lube: No - DISSOLVED! admirably lost
| Daft Vapor: Damn he's left me with the dry cleaning bill Wendee Rae
| Daft Vapor: Honey, I shrunk the Jedi. connie
| Daft Vapor: Not the man I thought he was. connie
| Daft Vapor: No guts, no glory. connie
| Daft Vapor: Just as I thought, no guts!!! connie
| Daft Vapor: He's such an escape artist. connie
| Daft Vapor: Yep! I knocked him into the next episode! CinderK
| Daft Vapor: Resistance is futile. You will be unsubstantiated. CinderK
| Lube Flyswatter: This is why girls never come over!!! CinderK
| Lube Flyswatter: Why do you do this at every parent-teacher conference?!?! CinderK
| Daft Vapor: I find your lack of substance disturbing... §Sean§
| Lube Flyswatter: But he had a 3 movie contract jak
| Lube: No! I just spent my allowance on that inflatable Jedi master! Jeff Carney
| Daft Vapor: No Press allowed on the set of Episode II and that's final! Powerlord
| Daft Vapor: The don't make Redeye knights like they used to. Unka Woofie
| Lube Flyswatter: Obi gone! Quip
| Daft Vapor: I TOLD you he was full of hot air! Quip
| Daft Vapor: I like to conquer THEN divide! Lube Flyswatter: I came, I saw, I wet myself! Quip
| Daft Vapor: Darned thing was turned up too high! Quip
| Daft Vapor: I also do card tricks! Teri From Mississippi
| Daft Vapor: Gosh! I didn't know my own strength spiffy
| Lube Flyswatter: Where's a reset button when you need one??? Wyv
| Daft: Well at least he didn't scream: IM MELTING! Wyv
| Lube: You're Evil. I'm gonna call my father! Wyv
| Lube: Oh great. Now I have to rely on Yadda to teach me. Thanks a lot. Avenger CO
| Lube Flyswatter: You killed Benny! You Bastard! Jesse
| Lube Flyswatter: Oh bloody hell, another good British actor down the drain Mark
| Daft Vapor: I am now the master! Lube Flyswatter: Only over the elderly and children! Mark
| Daft Vapor: He's just an empty suit! Lube Flyswatter: He still has more substance than you'll ever have! Dryad47
| Daft Vapor: Now do you comprehend the power of a long extension cord. Mark
| Daft Vapor: Come join me! Lube Flyswatter: Not until you blow him back up! Mark
| Daft Vapor: Empty, like his threats. T'Rowa
| Lube Flyswatter: NOOOOO! Daft Vapor: Geez, what a whiner that kid is. I can see why Mouldy Buns let me kill him. Bliss
| Daft Vapor: I always knew he was full of it. But maybe I was wrong... Ravenid
| Vapor: Why are you still here? Lube: He had the keys to the Falcon. iam funny
| Daft Vapor: Do you know what this means, my son? Lube Flyswatter: Yeah, that old guy is running around naked somewhere! Douglas MacAskill
| Daft Vapor: Ooops! Had it set on fizzle!
| Daft Vapor: I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Lube Flyswatter: Those were his fans! Mikkel Lodahl
| Daft Vapor: So all this light side mumbo-jumbo WAS a load of hot air... James Willis
| Lube Flyswatter: NOO! The only guy that could act in this movie is gone!!!! Warpmind de InzanE
| Daft Vapor: I've been wanting to do that ever since he introduced me to that creep Jar Jar!
| Daft Vapor: Vooooom! Isn't that such a cool noise?! Ide Cyan
| Daft Vapor: Don't look so upset. He hated this movie. I did him a favour. Nails
| Daft Vapor: All stormbloopers, be on the lookout for a streaker! Commander
| Lube Flyswatter: The only person in the empire that can hit someone. Riff
| Daft Vapor: Who set this thing to 'vaporize'? Kalahari Karl
| Daft Vapor: Gee, even in death he resembles a Jawa. Nodrog_CRC
| Daft Vapor: And that's the proper way to swing a Light Sevver. Nodrog_CRC
| Daft Vapor: Ok, who's next for a hair cut? Nodrog_CRC
| Daft Vapor:Lubee, I am your father figure now... TSBots
| Daft Vapor: Who the man! Lube Flyswatter: You the man? Katia
| Lube Flyswatter: I knew I should have brought the puncture repair kit! jaster
| Daft Vapor: the old jedi vanishing when ya die trick eh The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: Killed my old teacher -- check! What's next? 1.: Execute my daughter 2.: Cripple my son. Jonathan
| Daft Vapor: Lube, he was your father. I am your mother. Lube Flyswatter: NOOOOOOOO!!! Jonathan
| Daft Vapor: It Slices, It dices Lube Flyswatter: It makes julienne Jedi!!!! Rob Rak
| Daft Vapor: That's for standing on the mouse droid! Flyswatter: Dad! You never approve of my friends! mgeoffrey
| Lube: Dibs on his robe!! The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: ...and for my next trick, I need the hand of a young farmer boy! Tom Hyde
| Daft Vapor: Nothing left but a brown stain. Jeff
| Lube Flyswatter: He finally found a way out of this stupid movie. Trevor Raggatt
| LUBE: I'd give my right arm to be able to do that. DAFT: That could be arranged! Kirk's Wig
| Lube Flyswatter: What happened to his body? Daft Vapor: It disappeared, pretty much like your acting career Kirk's Wig
| Daft Vapor: and to think that guy got more mail then I EVER did... Glorendil
| Daft Vapor: More powerful, huh? The Master
| Lube Flyswatter: If that's how a Redeye dies then I quit! Shlamko
| Daft Vapor: I'd say rest in pieces... But I can't find any. Joyda
| Vapor: He collapsed under the pressure Shlamko
| Lube Flyswatter: Oh my god! You've killed Kenoby! Sam Davatchi
| Daft Vapor: I always wanted to do that since I met him in Episode I ! Thalek
| Daft Vapor: He still knows how to make a dramatic exit!
| Daft Vapor: Just as I suspected, all wind! Lube Flyswatter: But he was beneath my wings!! Enzo Antonio Cekada
| Daft: I always thought he was just a bag of wind . Lab: Well he sure blew some good things my way. The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: "No big loss. He was so senile that he spent his whole life in the same bathing robe with no underpants." The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: And now the circle is broken. Permanently. Joona Palaste
| Daft Vapor: He was just full of hot air. Naraht
| Lube Flyswatter: OK! OK! I'll do my homework! Geez Dad! Tomi "BGT" Mäntylä
| Daft Vapor: And now to kick him while he's down. joey santwan
| Daft Vapor: Shucks, had the silly thing set on "vaporize." joey santwan
| Lube Flyswatter: NOOOOOOO.......body? Death_hammer
| Daft Vapor: He should have paid attention to that bad feeling of his! Death_hammer
| Daft Vapor: I guess this isn't a good time to tell you that I am your father Danielle
| Daft Vapor: Hey, he never taught me that! the crazy evil dude
| Daft Vapor: OK, where's the trap door. The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: Who's da man!!! The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: That's for giving me an "F" in Levitating! The Great Wizzard
| Daft Vapor: Who has a bad feeling now? The Great Wizzard
| Lube Flyswatter: I'd give my hand if it prevents ending like this. John Lang
| Daft Vapor: It slices, it dices. Lube Flyswatter:I'll take one already! Qui Gon Vin
| Daft Vapor: He did say a little off the top. Qui Gon Vin
| Daft Vapor: Boy! Sfx are cheap, we can't even afford a dead body! Qui Gon Vin
| Daft Vapor:Budget cuts! JC
| Daft Vapor: Just as I suspected. A blow up doll!
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