This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Mr Shadow.		The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: The Sevtrix This week features our first parody of The Matrix with the scene where Morpheus leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
		Other Punchlines
		These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Quip. This week is a slight overrule as the judges voted for mat15's "wasp" punchline with "most triumphant" a close second. But Wendy and I had such a laugh over this Bill&Tedesque punchline that I felt obliged to throw our weight into the second placer. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
scifi1801a		I told you to lay off the chilli, didn't I? But did you listen? Nooo. After all, I'm *only* the saviour of the human race. What do I know?
Adam		OK! I'll stop asking what the Matrix is!
Shlamko		This is one small step for CGI... One huge leap for Morpheous!
Seeker		I hope there's a flying taxi in my path!
michael		Gee!All i said was"Look a spider!"
Griffin		Oh, great! Gravitys on the fritz!
Jose Magana		man!!!... when I say to take a flying leap.........!!!!
Jose Magana		whoaaa... what do you mean my stunt double called in sick.
zips		Well, I think *somebody* had waaay too many beans for lunch!
scifi1801a		"Free my mind." Yeah, RIGHT.
Rick Hay		WOAH! Most Noxious fumes dude. chill out on the Bogus Baked Beans!
MindMelda		That slime we're eating has some major explosive potential.
Jonathan		I think I'm about to prove that White Men Can't Jump
Griffin		What next? How to dodge bulets?
Ann E. Nichols		Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid traffic.
Golden Tiger		Enough showing off, TELL ME THE CHEAT CODE!!!!
the cheekster		What I really can't figure out is how he keeps the sunglasses on.
LadyGrey		That jumping bean gruel really does the trick
Quip		Now that's one FLATULENT adventure!
Quip		Whoa dude, you'd better lay of those Circle-K burritos!
Darkskull		If I were black, I could jump too.
Kenyar Jad		Who put the huge spring on the roof?
chrifgo		Wanna fight insectlike machines by imitating a flea?
jaster		ok, when you're done, send the flying fox back this way
yorgi		Beats going Down Under!
yorgi		I didn't think I was THAT irritating!
yorgi		Oh, c'mon! It doesn't smell THAT bad!!
§Sean§		I'll see YOU in Sydney 2000 dude!!
Erie*Coast		I told ya those jalepeno peppers were hot dude!
Space Katet		Gotta get me some of that!
The Starfighter		How many cans of beans do I have to eat before I can do that?
Bobby		Man he's gonna feel sore tomorrow
Rob Jensen		Ladies and Gentlemen, my friend, Mr. Flea
Unka Woofie		...one giant leap for Morpheus-kind.
Mark		Odd. When I do that, I always slow down in midair.
Mark		Hey! My breath's not that bad!
Mark		You have got to go to the Olympics!
Mark		Download me some wings.
Mohammed		It seems he's had an over dose of Mexican Jumping Beans
Empress Natalie		I warned you about them chili dogs.
Mark Reading		Was it something I said?
jW		Waiter, Bring Me What he Had!
Quip		Most triumphant, dude!
TEFII		Super pogo stick, dude.
Warpmind de InzanE		Memo to self: when performing a wedgie, first make sure the victim is actually WEARING underpants.
Patrick		That's some really bad gas, man!
Solo-Horn		That's one small step for ... are we the men? Or machines? Is this real? What's going on? Where's the tea?
PK		Can't think of...anything...other than "Whoah"
Darth Clinton		Dude. Like, trippy, and stuff.
Johnathan McClure		Lay off the Hyper Sugar Bars, man!
Johnathan McClure		Dude! Bill could never do that!
Johnathan McClure		Man, you got some leapage, duhuhude!
Bill Harris		Holy jumping beans, Batma-- er, wrong movie.
Griffin		Uh, doesn't the landing hurt?
Griffin		Uh, did we forget to factor in general gravity?
BitterAndy		Remember...there is no plot...there is no plot.
BitterAndy		No fair! You had coffee first!
Morgan		Why don't you just, like, use the elevator dude?
Morgan		Duuude, I want what he's on
Morgan		Bet you can't do it without the strings
Rosa		Oh what a feeling....
Cordavin Lon		There are two possibilities: 1 - the world is a hoax, an elaborate illusion created by a supercomputer known as the Matrix, or 2 - that guy's a Tigger in a highly-detailed costume.
two-four-§ev		Riiight - next you'll tell me I can dodge bullets!
Cordavin Lon		I think I'm about to do the Leeloo....
Griffin		That makes it easy to get around the city.
Cordavin Lon		The hours he must spend on a StairMaster...
Griffin		Well my city-transit time will be slashed.
two-four-§ev		Were you a salmon in a past-life??
two-four-§ev		I need a spring in my step to do that
Griffin		I have got to learn how to do that!
two-four-§ev		EXCELLENT *guitar riff*
Cordavin Lon		Flubber exists in The Matrix?
Griffin		I think this will take about a week to get used to.
MindMelda		Hey, Bald Dude, Wait Up!
Griffin		I get told my reality is a lie, and THIS is suposed to impress me?
Griffin		That has got to be the ultimate way to impress chicks!
DarkStormyKnight		Come to the Sevtrix they said, NeWhoa, take the blue pill... Jerks!
DarkStormyKnight		How many takes do I get?
DarkStormyKnight		Able to leap tall buildings? Who does he think I am, Nick Cage?
TSN		Y'know, I think I'll just use the elevator, if you don't mind...
Glorendil		That's what I call "a giant leap for mankind"...
Glorendil		Jumpy fella.
Glorendil		Hey! Jack Flash! wait for me!
Standback		Boy, without computer SFX, we'd be doomed.
Standback		Umm... can't we just practice blasting everybody's heads off?
Standback		Wonderful. Now, under what circumstances exactly would I NEED to jump between skyscrapers?
Nan		No, I'm not in the mood for leap frog!
the little red caboose		He jumps tall buildings in a single bound...and yet he's obviously never heard of orthapedic correction!
KatrinaS		We might beat the 'bots in the long jump after all!
the little red caboose		Wait a minute....I see wires!!!
Mark		Where was that cheat code again?
Mark		Way! Not!
Mark		What pill do I take to do that?
Riff		Dude!
Steev		(sigh) Big whoop. I am The One remember.
Steev		Yeah right. Let's go see the lady in red. Woohoo!
Steev		'Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'. What movie is this? Superman?
Steev		Totally excellent dude!
Nick Turner		Man, those beans really DO provide extra thrust!
Sinkau Baylan		If the gravity were any lower, he'd be in orbit by now...
Sinkau Baylan		The only man alive who can pole vault without a pole.
Sinkau Baylan		The world's first human jumping bean...
Sinkau Baylan		An average reaction to Jolt.
Sinkau Baylan		I am NEVER playing truth or dare with this guy again!!!!!
Sinkau Baylan		He'll be in real trouble when he reaches orbit...
Sinkau Baylan		And all those years, I thought it was a UFO...
Sinkau Baylan		Yeah, well, I'll be laughing long and hard when he comes out of the ER.
Sakaya		The only thing more amazing is my newfound ability to act!
Sinkau Baylan		This is why I don't drink espresso at 2 am...
Sinkau Baylan		Sugar Overdose?
Sinkau Baylan		I think he took the "Neighborhood Jumprope Champion" thing too far...
jak		Must be Australian, he jumps like a kangaroo.
jak		I gotta find out what vitamins HE takes.
Agent-D		That's pretty fly
mat15		I only told him his divorce had gone through.
mat15		Man! I was only kidding about the Wasp on his shoulder.
TEFII		That's some pretty powerful chilli.
skynorm		i think i can, i think i can!
Avenger CO		These blue screens ARE incredible!
Avenger CO		You are a shoe-in for the Olympics.
Wizard316		if only i hadn't given him those Mexican jumping beans
Kris		I'm being trained by Superman.
Cybermoose		Walking over the ledge of my office seems pretty easy now.
Cybermoose		I should have taken the blue pill.
Cybermoose		So? Trinity still likes me more.
Londo Moelarry		That is so not bogus, dude.
Riff		This is cooler than the FBI paying me to surf!
Bondidude		Yes, but can you fly, move faster than a bullet and are you more powerful than a locomotive?
aurik		Coooooool beans, dude!
Aurik		That's some SERIOUS caffeine, dude!
MindMelda		Dude, NO WAY, Dude!
Andrew Chilcott		Excellent! Party on dude!
ScottE Bemeup		Now THAT's a leap of faith.
CortJstr		Grab my frisbee while you're up there!
Harley Cat		Look's like somebody had his Wheaties today.
Nodrog_CRC		That's not what I meant when I said 'Oh, go jump off a building'!
Corsair		Wow...great special effects....
Nodrog_CRC		I'm the one... who's going to take the elevator.
mgeoffrey		I'm not gonna do it. It will mess up my hair.
Nodrog_CRC		Hey, no fair! You glued high bouncing balls to the bottom of your shoes!
§Sean§		Funny I didn't see any red cape or blue suit....
§Sean§		He had waaaaaaayyyyyyy too much coffee this morning
Sophie		I must've taken a wrong pill.
John Fallon		Now, guys ! Delete the building !
Ravenid		I know Kung-Foo...hey where did he go?
Joyda		Dam! He took my phone!
Joyda		Computer: change gravity to zero
Joyda		He must have taken too many red pills...
The Starfighter		How many cans of baked beans did you eat?
joerg		I'm not going anywhere without my cool sunglasses!
Trevor Raggatt		Errrr.....stunt-dude?
littlestar		Oh, go jump!
Sam		So what? I can move faster than a speeding bullet
Kurt		That's what you get when you eat too much frog legs
David D		Don't you know white men can't jump!
8 of 12		Someone's been watching too much 'Inspector Gadget'!
John Lang		Try that without the special effects crew
John Lang		Show-off!
8 of 12		Errr... Wow?
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