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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Haathi. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. 8 of 12
| George Lucas announces that after he's done the three films showing how they got to the other three films, he's going to do another three films explaining how things got to be where they were originally or something else to that effect. 8 of 12
| Mel Gibson signs on, considering that Star Wars movies are about fighting for your freedom, and that's all he knows how to do in movies. yorgi
| Armidala's ears swell, prompting the trend of the Leia like hairdo from episode IV. Bruce Greenwood
| "Anarchy, meesa be your dad!" Leon van Steensel
| anakin turning evil by choking jar jar The Red 9
| A bumper sticker that says "Gungan, the other white meat". Shlamko
| Bar Bar discovers why it's not recommended to make a Wackiie angry. ladyfett
| Darth Maul at Anakins and Amidalas wedding as best man! Mark Anderson
| Boba Fett: offspring of Yoda and Sebulba's sister, Tulipbulba. Sav
| Boba Fett's first job- The Gungan must go. Shlamko
| Earwax fight Gungans. Both lose. Linda
| Star Wars music video featuring Obi-Wan rapping with the Siths Linda
| A Wookie shampoo advertisement GM
| The force just turns out to be gravity gone bad. GM
| Obi Wan picks up his lightsaber by the wrong end. GM
| A baddy actually hits the a target! Tappy
| Jar Jar lighting farts near a reactor core. Tappy
| Out of curiosity, Jar Jar tries own one of Amidala's wigs and, before he realizes it is too top heavy, trips and plummets to the depths of Coruscant. Tappy
| Jar Jar chokes on his own tongue. Tappy
| Jar Jar aquires a large gambling debt and Jabba the Hut hires bounty hunters to kill him. Jose Beltran Escavy
| Anakin Skywalker is slowly pushed towards the Dark Side due to rage and frustration over Queen Amidala's hairdos getting always in his way Gobi Toby
| Jabba mistakes Jar Jar for one of his frogs. Linda
| Evil has a new face : Darth Maul's long lost sister played by Sinead O'Connor Allan
| Anakin takes to hotting up starships jak
| Amidala wears normal clothes. jak
| Jarjar gets speech lessons from a wookie. jak
| Obiwan finally gets tired and superglues Jarjars lips together. DS
| DiCaprio gets the part as Anakin just to be killed and replaced by a clone played by some one else DS
| One word: musical DS
| Dath Maul returns just to kill JarJar Andrew Perry
| JarJar kills Anakin in an amusing way after one of Ani's (uurrrgghhhhh...) trademark "Yippeee!"s, and gets a medal from Amidala for services to the galaxy. And for saving her from the unwelcome attentions of the Terror (TM). The Red 9
| The introduction of Fozziebear as Yoda's little brother. Dary Braithwaite
| Amidala dumping Anakin............for BOBA FETT!( after all he IS the most popular character in Star Wars) Bob Schoonover
| Kermit the Frog revealed as Yoda's illegitimate son Quip
| A character is casually killed who isn't ugly, deformed or wearing an anonmymous helmet. Quip
| The Grim Reaper comes after the Sith Lords for stealing his wardrobe. Quip
| Yoda is revealed to be Darth Maul's evil twin who met the same fate long ago. Quip
| R2D2 pulls open the curtain, revealing "The Force" as an old man with a worn-out book of fairy tales. Quip
| Jesus, Spartacus, King Arthur and Ben-Hur show up with attorney Jimmy Smits for storyline infringement. Hanover Fisk
| Lightsevers used as a personal grooming devise. JonnyrotH
| The one where Jar Jar Binks gets severely beaten up and left to die by a blind jawa Kalahari Karl
| Jar Jar dons the armour of a Mandalore and renames himself "Boba Fett." Agee
| C3PO gets female coverings for his parts. Tom Hyde
| Yoda smokes some Dagobahn Swamp Weed and hallucinates episodes 4 thru 6. joerg
| Jim Henson stands up behind Yoda. joerg
| Anakin goes off to: 'Boldly rule with an iron fist, where nobody has ruled with an iron fist before.' Mats-Trek
| Obi-Wans lightsaber runs out of batteries Mats-Trek
| They discover that R2-D2 is actually a bomb set to explode any moment Trevor Raggatt
| What turns Anarchy to the Dark side? A bite in the neck from Christopher Lee! Cordavin Lon
| Queen Amidala in Jabba's Palace garb. iGod
| WHen Episode II starts--EPISODE I WAS JUST A JOKE---I just wanted to see if anyone was watching, sincerely George Lucas! Cordavin Lon
| An official apology from George Lucas about picking Jake Lloyd instead of that kid from The Sixth Sense. Cordavin Lon
| Queen Amidala's hair gel is perverted into a weapon of mass destruction. iGod
| Anakin is in his teens, while Jar Jar hasn't even matured past infancy! Ann E. Nichols
| Christopher Lee, as a high-tech vampire, making Jar Jar his slurpee. TigerFox
| Jar Jar Binks Die! I know it's not funny, but damnit, it needs to be said. chris G
| They use George Lucas' goitre as an alien Kris
| Anakin plays William Tell with Jar Jar, who's last words are "Mesa gots a maxibad feeling about disa." Nick Bowden
| Jar Jar contemplates the lightsaber. "Meesa like telescopes!" TEFII
| Jar Jar is fed to a Rancor. TEFII
| Jar Jar is fed to the Sarlacc. DarthAnonymous
| The opening credits scroll away..and we see Jar Jar 's corpse floating in space. DarthAnonymous
| Jar Jar engaged in an epic lightsaber duel...with his own ears, apparently. DarthAnonymous
| The Stormtroopers never miss... DarthAnonymous
| Obi-wan training Anakin in the finer arts of lightsaber swordsmanship...opening beer cans with a single swipe. X-wing chick
| Amadala turns to the Dark side of the Farce to stop Anakin chasing after her! DarthAnonymous
| A Jedi, any Jedi, uses his force powers to change the channel on the TV remote. There is no Jihad
| The 1001 deaths of Jar Jar Binks Darkskull
| Yoda fighting w/Lightsaber against the Emperor Jozq-Jozq Winkz
| Yoda advises Anakin: "Much easier the Dark side is" - Of course. They don't have Jar-Jar's jumping around!" jak
| Anakin gets into another fighter battle and GETS SHOT DOWN! jak
| Jar Jar gets tonsillitis and is forced to skip episode 2. Quantum
| Jaba on slimfast Kalahari Karl
| Jar Jar finds he has Force potential and becomes Darth Darth Binks. Ruth (from Canada)
| Cristopher Lee handing Anakin his black Dracula cape, saying "It's always worked for me". Jedieb
| Jimmy Smits mistakenly refers to Boss Nass as Sipowitz. Sirrta
| Han Solo starts his modifications on his Millennium Falcon ( looks shiny and brand new ! ) Dial "M" for Maul
| Darth Helmet cameo MindMelda
| Midichlorians turn out to be Borg Nanites. Jozq
| The name is revealed: Sev Wars episode 2: The Binks Menace John Fallon
| Secret link between Gungans and Ewoks. Allan
| Anakin builds the Falcon from junk joerg
| A character which will NOT be available to buy as a barbie doll. joerg
| A Star Destroyer hits an iceberg and sinks. And a love story which is around this event. Alicat
| Queen AMidala's head finally snaps off due to the weight of her headdress Stephanie
| Yoda pulls off his mask to reveal . . . Fozzie Bear! 5618
| Stormbloopers shooting Jar Jar accurately! The Great Wizzard
| Jar-Jar: "But what are we doing tomorrow night?" Palpatine: "The same we do every night: trying to take over the galaxy!" 8 of 12
| A conga line down the streets of Naboo The Great Wizzard
| in the credits: "Directed by Tim Burton" MindMelda
| Anakin invents the Force Choke to silence Jar Jar Binks. John Horner
| Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Anakin, the young Queen, Yoda, and even Jar-Jar, R2-D2 and C3PO continue in their nefarious plot to manipulate events toward ultimate control of the Universe... Mad Dog
| DARTH SIDIOUS: Keep up your work undermining the Jedi. JAR JAR BINKS: Yesa certainly, me masta sa. Davidius
| Jabba mistakes Gungans for those tasty frogs. OptimalOp
| Anakin popping zits with the Force. David D
| Jar Jar goes to Yoda's academy of speech therapy Paul Crozier
| JarJar swinging across a chasm with his tongue (like Luke/Leia in episode 4) Paul Crozier
| About to duel Maul's sith-brother "Darth Mangle", Mace Windoo realizes he's the "Qui-gon-jin" of episode II republik
| Jar Jar Binks: Dark Lord of the Sith Riff
| Qui-Gon's ghost appears before Anakin. Anakin: "I see dead people!" Riff
| Mace Windy recites his favorite passage from Ezekiel. Frogboy lives
| Obi-wan has bad feeling concerning Anakin practicing force choke on Jar Jar. Death_hammer
| Jar Jar becomes invisible, mute, and cannot do anything! Death_hammer
| The people from Sev Wars V.S. the people for Sev Trek! Riff
| Preemptive strike on the Ewoks. Asterope
| Shocking revelations: Yada is Mouldy-Bun's mother MindMelda
| The Gungans and the Ewoks go to war and kill each other off, thus protecting the galaxy from Cutely Annoying characters. MindMelda
| Anakin turns to the darkside after he realizes that Jedi's wear burlap, but, Dark Lords wear cool black suits. Dial "M" for Maul
| The initial scrolling credits are done to Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" Dial "M" for Maul
| Wedge Antilles, as a young child, dreaming of a quiet desk job. Dial "M" for Maul
| Boba Fett and Aurra Sing go on a date. Dial "M" for Maul
| Boba takes off his helmet to reveal...an unknown extra. Dial "M" for Maul
| Boba takes off his helmet to reveal...Leonardo DeCaprio! Dial "M" for Maul
| Boba takes off his helmet to reveal...George Lucas! Dial "M" for Maul
| C3PO lectures Yoda on grammar and mysteriously "falls apart" when no one is looking. Dial "M" for Maul
| Anakin buys an enhaler. Dial "M" for Maul
| Anakin goes berserk whenever the name DeCaprio is mentioned. Dial "M" for Maul
| Leonardo Decaprio does a cameo as Anakin falling into molten metal (no stunt double). Dial "M" for Maul
| Anakin and Amidala make REALLY sure they aren't related. Dial "M" for Maul
| Amidala goes for the Segourney Weiver "Aliens 3" look Dial "M" for Maul
| Amidala and her daughter compare hair care tips. Dial "M" for Maul
| Amidala asks about Anakin's asthma. Dial "M" for Maul
| Viceroy Palpitine holds auditions for the next Sith apprentice. Dial "M" for Maul
| Viceroy Palpitine is asked if he is Lord Sidious, and shakes his head and says "Duh!!" Dial "M" for Maul
| The main characters do "YMCA". Dial "M" for Maul
| Someone suggested Yoda take speech therapy courses. Dial "M" for Maul
| Yoda slips up and uses correct grammar. Dial "M" for Maul
| Yoda in a lightsaber duel with 20 Madaloreans. Dial "M" for Maul
| The designers of stormtrooper armour decide on white "for better camouflage". Dial "M" for Maul
| George Lucas does a cameo as the Engineer who comes up with Storm Trooper armour Dial "M" for Maul
| The first three storm troopers off the assembly line are heard to say "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!" Dial "M" for Maul
| The Energizer Bunny is salvaged for lightsaber batteries. Paul V
| Darth Maul crawls up from the pit and cries out "it's just a flesh wound, c'mon I'll bite your knees off!" Borg 9 of 9 235
| Queen Amidala trip over her hair Seeker
| Darth Sidous' identity is revealed... and the audience is *surprised* Seeker
| Palpatine drafts the Death Star and its intended target: Naboo David Hibberd
| See Creepio shorts out trying to understand Jar Jar Binks (Jarring Blank) Standback
| Anakin uses the Force to make Lucas split his profits with him. Standback
| It is revealed that Han Solo's father is really the nephew of the great cousin twice removed of Anakin's mailman. T'Rowa
| Jar Jar's clumsiness is finally the end of him as he trips and falls into a reactor core. Paul Yearwood
| Anankin catches Jar Jar with Amadala. We find out Jar Jar is Luke's father. T'Rowa
| Anakin becomes a goth. ("Anakin, metal and black leather are NOT conducive to the Force!") ScottE Bemeup
| Anakin uses The Farce to tie Obi-Wan's shoelaces together. Rob8
| Darth Vader receiving that helmet as a cute birthday present ScottE Bemeup
| Anakin goes shopping and finds the only outfit in his size is black. PF
| Jaba the Hutt dines on Jar Jar Binks, but Anakin saves Jabba when he nearly ckokes to death on Jar Jar. Jozq ( aKa JoyDa, little green man )
| Jar Jar says to Palpatine: "If you wanna have a maxi-bad guy, Jar Jar's the name! At least meesa is very hateable" Darth Clinton
| We meet young Chewbacca, who has some adolescent hormone problems. Darth Clinton
| Jar-Jar turns out to be a secret agent of Darth Sidius and self-detructs, hoping to assasinate Anakin. gD
| Anakin with pain in his hand, and while moving it, chocking one of his friends behind his back. gD
| Anakin having an astma-attack Jozq ( aka Joyda :)
| In the opening text: "Due to heavy critisism against Jar Jar, we have cutted all the scene's out where he appears. So the movie ends now." Anubis
| R2 D2 being mistakenly used as a peddle bin Jozq ( aKa JoyDa )
| Jar Jar thought Light Sabre was a lollipop Jozq ( aKa JoyDa )
| Yoda to Anakin: "Too old for you Amidala is", Anakin replies: "You're way behind today, Oldie!" DarthPiteous
| Yoda valiantly battles battle droids with a lightsabr, and is tragically slain when one of them steps on him. Jozq the Jedi ( missing links between disney and LucUs )
| A scene where is revealed that Goofy is Jar-Jar's father The Crazy Zonie
| ...where Anakin gets mixed up with the wrong crowd, experiments with the dark side, and has Mouldy Buns Baloney stages an intervention... DarthPiteous
| A stormtrooper shoots Jar Jar's head off with one clean shot. DarthPiteous
| A lone stormtrooper guns down an entire village of ewoks. Mats-Trek
| Obi-wan has a good feeling about something John Lang
| Jar-Jar actually doing something useful, without acting like an idiot MindMelda
| Anakin does something that DOESN'T make him yell "Yippee"! MindMelda
| Jar Jar becomes Palpatine's next evil apprentice, Darth Jinx. MindMelda
| Anakin's first evil act as Vader is snipping off Obi-Wan's ponytail! joerg
| A football match between Jedis, with Yoda as the ball. joerg
| Yoda in a tuxedo saying: 'My name is Da,... Yo Da' joerg
| C-3PO in a golden bikini. joerg
| How the shadow of Jar Jar looks like. joerg
| Jar Jar in a golden bikini. joerg
| Anakin (aka Leonardo di Caprio) on the bow of the Star Destroyer shouting 'I'm on top of the world' Patrick
| Queen Babydala with real hair Glorendil
| Jar-Jar interrupts Anakin & Amidala in a private moment, and Anakin lops his head off, causing Amidala to come up with a juicy remark... Leander
| Training Stormbloopers. Robin
| Queen Amidala's hairdo becomes so heavy that she falls over backwards. Bobby
| Jabba the Hut opens his own chain of pizziarias therefore becoming Pizza the Hut Tom Hyde
| Anakin tries out his new 'choke hold' on Jar Jar. evay
| Gaby Cook as baby Leer Flyswatter. Doggy Spew
| Anakin finds a cure for his breathe problem, and Jar Jar dropping the bottle. Jozq
| Jar-Jar meets his Idol, Goofy Jozq
| Jar-Jar finds a friend, himself. Jozq
| Jar-Jar forgets the last time R2-D2 isn't a trash can The Great Wizzard
| Yoda: "Jar-Jar leads to annoyance, annoyance leads to hate, hate leads to violence. Dark side not all that bad is, hm?" Jozq
| Jar Jar trying the first and the last time to fly a podracer The Great Wizzard
| Jar-Jar gets his tongue stuck in a toaster and Anakin turns it on. Jozq
| Jar Jar Binks gets chocked by his own ears Obsidian
| anakin chatting up princess amidala with the mental help of the jedi masters The Great Wizzard
| After her family gets killed, Amidala becomes Boba Fett's apprentice, both plot to avenge her family's death. Keith Lawler
| Yoda sitting on a log singing "It isn't easy being green..." The Great Wizzard
| Due to a typo in the script, we don't see the "Clone Wars" but the "Clown Wars" The Great Wizzard
| The reason for Anakin joining the Dark Side of the Force is Jar-Jar's annoyance The Great Wizzard
| Anakin practises the Jedi-suggestion on Jar-Jar ("You will jump down that cliff!") The Great Wizzard
| The ultimate "Battle for Annoyance": a war between Gungans and Ewoks The Great Wizzard
| With the first experimental Death Star, Palpatine blows up Naboo to get rid of the Gungans once and for all. Naraht (who's probably been up to long, a his mind is going..)
| While Anakin is going Darth Vader on the Gungans, Queen Amidala is taken prisoner by the Hutts and forced to wear a skimpy costume. Doc Jazzy
| Anakin gets a repair bill for all the things he destroyed in Episode I
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