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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: Anarchy Flyswatter's ominous shadow. This week's Sev Wars comic strip looks at the weird and ominous shadow of Anarchy Flyswatter, inspired by the Episode 1 promotion poster. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by RWoozie. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Kris
| I guess the future isn't so difficult to see after all. ScottE Bemeup
| Some day you'll be tall, dark, and wheezy. Wyv
| I will not condone a wedding proposal that will lead us to total obliteration. Ferret
| This must be somehow linked to the fact that the movies are now being filmed backwards... Ferret
| This is from the same wacky physics that brought us light speed travel, which is of course impossible! vivek
| I never really noticed before, but his ears kinda stick out Roget
| I need to paint over that "Foreshadowing Beige #4"! Juan Deer
| That's your farce skill? Shadow puppets? Griffin
| I can change him. Uther
| This sun is really showing your dark side. dragon
| is it just me or is his shadow in the shape of a dark lord of the sith. probably just me dragon
| Where ever could Yoda get the idea that he's dangerous from? Amy-Wan Kenobi
| Do you think we're being OBVIOUS ENOUGH here? Liz Porter
| I'm sure he'll grow up to be a fine upstanding member of the universe Griffin
| I end up with HIM! Maybe I can change him? Cordavin Lon
| So he's a little messed-up emotionally, but, hey - at least he doesn't have any serious health problems like, say, asthma. Jeff
| Promise me you won't kill Mouldy-Bun and you can come Panza
| All right, you've convinced me, take the kid and go! dragon
| this is but a shadow of what's to come!! dragon
| he's got a weird shadow just like you Qui gon, except yours is a tombstone for some reason Puke
| Those damn midichlorians. Scott Iskow
| That's so cute... I'm getting all choked up. Scott Iskow
| He WILL be a Jedi. Beyond the shadow of a... Oops. Never mind. LT.Hit-Man
| Are you sure we can trust him, he seems to be one of the shady types RobRoy
| Oh, isn't that cute! He's playing "Guess the Shadow" again. Yorgi
| I wouldn't marry anyone who dresses like that!! Yorgi
| What kind of idiot would end up looking like that?? Nodrog_CRC
| You know, Annie, most boys just write their NAMES in the sand... Nodrog_CRC
| ...is if a thousand posters suddenly cried out in foreshadowing and then, were silenced... Nodrog_CRC
| And the winner of the Sev Wars shadow puppet contest goes to... Nodrog_CRC
| Now, all we need is to show an image that's half Senator Turpentine and half Sick Lord, and we'll win an Oscar for 'Blatantly Obvious'. Space Katet
| And the meaning behind the title ‘Phantom Menace’ is revealed. SFA
| Think of that growing to seven feet. Do you still want to train him?! tonybell
| Anyone not got the hint yet? RPB
| I have a bad feeling about... NO! I am not going to say that line. I have a NASTY feeling about this. Cordavin Lon
| I want a pre-nuptial divorce. Cordavin Lon
| And all I can do is make butterflies with my hands. Cordavin Lon
| Fascinating... Whoops! Wrong show! I meant, ahem... "I have a bad feeling about this". Cordavin Lon
| I have a bad hairdo, er, feeling about this... Cordavin Lon
| Are you sure about this; trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know and have "bad feelings" about? Unka Woofie
| I see you're going to be tall, dark, and... well, tall and dark. Avenger CO
| The greatest villain ever foretold. Ken O'
| Fee Fi Fo Fum . . . I smell Foreshadowing! Griffin
| You're right. That is one ugly stain. Griffin
| I think anyone with that kind of disorder will fit in with the Redeye Council. What with the aliens, freaks and the rest. Griffin
| Qui-Gon, I think I'm starting to get one of your apprentices bad feelings. Wombat
| Honey, did you take someone else's shadow? KSheff
| Don't look now, Anarchy, but your dark side is showing.... KSheff
| That's the best shadow puppet I've ever seen! Jacob
| hopfully it's just double suns playing tricks on us iolar58
| He'll make a great redeye. but i doubt any one would want to stand in his shadow OptimalOp
| Good thing people have already seen the last three movies, huh? Kris
| Now that's what I call helmet hair. Pepo
| Aren't you a little short for a Sith Lord? Leon van Steensel
| The special effects-team has tighter budgets by the movie.. Now they're even using old shadows!! Leon van Steensel
| Sure, blame it on the sun! Mark
| He constantly complains he's as cold as his shadow. Kalahari Karl
| Gee, has your buddy Jedi on the ship seen this yet? I think it's his undoing... Polgara
| Look! It's true! Only the shadow knows! Sav
| We think it has something to do with the twin suns, or the fact that he grows up into a creepy bald guy who likes blowing things up, we aren't sure.... Sav
| I hope this isn't an indication of things to come....I was really hoping he'd get taller! Sav
| We don't know where he got that shadow, but the circus tried to hire him just last week! Megan
| Anakin, I swear- that bottled-up anger has got to go? Do you want your shadow to stick like that? Dr Satan
| Wow! A bell tower! Can you do a puppy dog? Commander
| Little men cast big shadows. dragon
| could have been worse. could have been Jar Jar binks shadow 4 of 5
| now son, you've got to go with this man its for ack-ock-I...Can't ack-breeaathh. Scott McClenny
| Yeah, but wait until you see him do a duckie! Mark Walton
| Weird... on a world with two suns I would expect him to have two shadows... at least one of them his own! Darth Clinton
| That ain't nothin'. I can do Darth Sidius. Darth Clinton
| Lemme tell you now, Helmet Boy, it's either me or the universe, but NOT both! Darth Clinton
| LOOK! Proof that he's incredibly evil and will take over the...no, wait, that's just the camera angle. Darth Clinton
| In my day, films were subtle when they foreshadowed! Darth Clinton
| Neat trick, kid! Can you do a TIE fighter with your hand? Darth Clinton
| And by the way, kid, black vinyl does not turn me on. Quip
| They say boys without fathers have a dark side... Quip
| You're right, he does need a haircut! Quip
| So that's why he's scared of his own shadow! Quip
| He looks innocent, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Morphea
| That's pretty cool. Someone should make a poster of it. jak
| We call him the bell tower. jak
| He doesn't have a 5 o'clock shadow, he has a 30 year shadow. Allronix
| Quite-Gone, are you SURE that isn't the shape of things to come? Ryan-19
| he may be scrawny now, but in 20 years...... MindMelda
| He's strangely cute, in a dark and foreboding sort of way! Mike
| "I've got to lay off the hard stuff. I looks like there's a scary Sith Lord behind that kid." Bobby
| What evil lurks in the heart of men...the SHADOW knows. What do you mean that's already been done? Mystic Orangutan
| Oh, it's nothing. The doctor said it'll go away in time. Arild
| To be honest, I don't think this is even half as scary as the fact that Bar Bar Jinks is going to star in the next two movies! craig =8^}
| what's wrong, ani? you're just a shadow of yourself today. craig =8^}
| do the jawa, ani, do the jawa! craig =8^}
| heh, heh, isn't it amazing what two suns will do... craig =8^}
| i told that hairdresser SHORT on the sides! Haathi
| Are you sure about this? Trusting our lives to a boy with a defective shadow? John Fallon
| Big shadow - big box office.. 127 of 128
| Oh that's just the double sun affect, don't let it fool ya. Richard Willis
| There's just something attractive about a young boy with an ominous shadow.. mmmm Leon
| Is it Groundhog Day? Lonewolf
| Your right Annie, there is something wrong with it. Kyp Durron
| I've heard of Mini-me, but this is ridiculous Lonewolf
| Personally, I more worried about his breathing. chopin
| and remember: always inhale thru your nose and exhale thru your mouth ! John Tontodonati
| The Travelling Shadow Puppeteers were too scared to hire him. gen. Zhukov
| I love those redeye shadowplays Ilanova
| Out of all the shadows, my son had to look like a Dutch milk-maid.... two-four-§ev
| *whispers* Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only chance! Martyn Williams
| Do 'Deformed Rabbit', that's my favourite. Norwegian Bajoran
| You need a haircut, boy! And I'm gonna fall in love with that brat?? Kevin M.
| Just try to think of him as a full size shadow puppet. Kaideb
| He is a little short now, but he'll grow into the part Kaideb
| He's just getting in touch with his "Inner Villain" Itesa
| "If he snores too, forget it! That shadow thing is creepy enough." Allan
| And without moving his fingers, too. Allan
| At least he'll develop shoulders. Allan
| What, no "bad feeling" comments? MindMelda
| Okay, you can have him. Mark
| The 3 suns make such an odd shadow. Mark
| Exploding planets? Ani, you're such a kidder! Rejected by the Borg
| Clean underwear, toothbrush, spooky shadow. Yeah that's it. Your packed and ready to go! Rejected by the Borg
| Someone in the casting crew will be fired for this! Rejected by the Borg
| Does that prophecy say anything about leaving a mark behind him. Griffin
| I STILL think he's cute! Griffin
| You know that feeling of absolute dread and revulsion Obi-wan gets? This is worse. §Sean§
| I always knew he had a shady character Griffin
| I think Obi Wan was on to something. Griffin
| Uh, do you think this runs in the family? Griffin
| Just to test a theory: Anarchy could you take a step to the left? Avenger CO
| I wonder if that'll show up in his class pictures? RWoozie
| Mannequin! Didn't I tell you to wash that wall? derek
| He seems a little shadowy to me!! derek
| He looks better under cloud cover!! ¤Sara¤
| Hmm, what could I say to make this any wierder than it already is? KaC
| This boy's shadow looks like a rocket taking off... ¤Sara¤
| Did you do something with your hair? ¤Sara¤
| This is almost as creepy as when Yada cast the shadow of Bar Bar Jinx!! ¤Sara¤
| Oh yah, I see your point. Making him a Redeye is a GREAT IDEA!! ¤Sara¤
| Earth tones were SOOO last year! I see you in black colors. ¤Sara¤
| And I thought MY hair was outrageous! ¤Sara¤
| And I'm marrying HIM? I gotta set my sights a little bit higher.. essayg
| Old sins cast long shadows, future sins cast foreshadows. Cmdr. Solomon
| That's funny. You'd expect the Kid to be deformed...not his shadow. Cmdr. Solomon
| Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't shadows supposed to *look* like the person casting the shadow? OptimalOp
| There goes my little galactic dominator... TigerFox
| I thought you said he only SEES things before they happen. OptimalOp
| Now what I have told you about that foreshadow, young man? Murielle
| Your future is behind you! Seeker
| If forewarned is forearmed, somebody is hiding a Death Star. Petréa Mitchell
| These kids and their new-wave hairstyles... Pepo
| Y'know, I'm not normally a good judge of character, but I have a good feeling about that boy. I think he's going places. Wyv
| The boy is dangerous, all can see it, why can't you? Lordy
| Its strange - but not as strange as the Imperial March playing every time he enters a room. Lordy
| We're thinking of getting surgery for his ears. Sakaya
| I've heard of Shadows of the Empire but this is ridiculous! Sakaya
| If he starts choking me with his mind, I'm leaving! Alicat
| He likes making shadow puppets Dial "M" for Maul
| Maybe the tightness in my throat ISN'T emotion... Dial "M" for Maul
| This redeye stuff is going to keep him inside a lot, right? Dial "M" for Maul
| Did you remember to pack your inhaler honey? Dial "M" for Maul
| How's your breathing honey? Dial "M" for Maul
| Midichlorians with a sense of humour. Dial "M" for Maul
| There's a darker side to everyone. Dial "M" for Maul
| Don't say it. The audience knows all about you "bad feelings" Dial "M" for Maul
| This is a normal redeye thing, right? Dial "M" for Maul
| Don't make that face. Dial "M" for Maul
| Stop slouching Anakin! Dial "M" for Maul
| And you're sure he's the chosen one? Dial "M" for Maul
| Remember honey, DON'T LOOK BACK! Dial "M" for Maul
| Anakin! Don't do that, or your shadow will get stuck like that! Sevanonymous
| So the balancer of the Farce is a shadow puppet? Billy Arbco
| The shadow? Oh that's nothing! You should hear his breathing when he's asleep! SPOO-KY! E.J.
| Well, I'd be even more worried if he didn't have any shadow. E.J.
| Two suns will do that. Shlamko
| Weird sun there's on this planet! Avenger CO
| Could you really call it foreshadowing? The Great Wizzard
| I think he'll choke us if we step in his shadow. Briareos
| Aw, he's going to destroy the galaxy...how cuuuutteee Sophie
| Look at him, he couldn't harm anything. Briareos
| Anakin means 'Big Ears' in Huttese Standback
| Cool! Do Yada next! Standback
| That's pretty good, but wait till you see my duck impression. joerg
| Always two there are. A child and a shadow. joerg
| I guess it has something to do with his asthma. Janeway
| "That's a helluva hairdo, Helmet Head The Great Wizzard
| At least he won't mutate into a Gunkan! The Great Wizzard
| Are you sure that won't blow too much of the story? mgeoffrey
| I think it's time for a haircut... The Great Wizzard
| George! Adjust the spotlight angle! 8 of 12
| Now THAT's a five o'clock shadow!
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