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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: like evil father, like son. This week's Sev Wars comic strip looks at the scene from Ep 4 where Lube Flyswatter resolves to follow in his father's footsteps. You can just imagine the unpleasant thoughts that rushed through Mouldy Bun's head. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. dragon
| damn! Palpatine: two, Obiwan and yoda: zero dragon
| Then the emperor has already won Will
| *GULP* *COUGH* I just swallowed my gum! the MASK
| Ah, let's talk about that 'like my father'-thing Trilliena
| Knew I should have got Yoda to babysit this kid... Enthrone
| Don't force it! Look, you gonna end up just like them. Davidius
| What? You want me to push you into a volcano, too? Yorgi
| Let's just stick to fighting shooting balls for now eh? Beek
| It's a bit hot for that black jump suit here in the desert......um I mean, uh...uh, nevermind! meggy eel
| Kids now days don't have proper role-models... Nan
| You might work your fingers to the bone. Nan
| Wouldn't you rather have a desk job? Standback
| In that case, I'm tripling your tuition fees! Griffin
| Most kids just want to be a fireman, M
| thats great, from a certain point of view. Allan
| Why DO I always pick the unstable ones? Juan Deer
| This is how your father got started as well. Tear-up14
| you won't have enough hands left! Tear-up14
| I think you better think of a better redeye to be like! OptimalOp
| Insanity must run in the family... Phil Bruce
| Another farmboy lost to the bright lights ..... Kalahari Karl
| Ahh, leaving torched bodies in your wake already, I see... Diamond
| What!!! Are you nuts kid, you want to be burnt bones along with that? Tear-up14
| just make sure you stay away from bar bar. that's what made him crack Tear-up14
| you'd change your mind if you actually saw your father Doggy Spew
| Yeah,IŽll die before thet happens Knight of Ni83
| I just senced a MAJOR disturbence in the farce! dragon
| What so I'm not as cool as your father!? dragon
| Then you'd better change your lightsabers colour Lyra
| Um... wouldn't you rather follow in your mother's footsteps? No? How about your cousin? Or your aunt and un... never mind. Or your other cousin? or your grandmother? Grandfa-...forget that one. Um, how about your...your... how about I buy you a coke instead? Scott McClenny
| Are you certain you don't want to change your mind and take that job at Burger King instead? G.B.A
| Well, you're young, don't decide now.... Briareos
| If I see another Jar-Jar I'll turn to the Dark Side! Briareos
| Oh Great, I've doomed the galaxy...AGAIN! Space Katet
| At last the Farce has given me a chance to redeem myself! Space Katet
| This time I'll get it right... Jason R. Rose
| UH! These Flyswatter's will be the death of me. Sophie
| The Council is going to ground me forgood now. Erik Hollender
| You got some sand in the o'l head? David D
| Don't worry he'll soon be after you! David D
| You have insurance right? David D
| What is it with this family?? Worm
| Everything you want, but please stop overacting again! MindMelda
| Oh no, not like...Oh that's right, your father was a pilot on a spice freighter! Dr. Bob
| Fine, but first we pick up some sunblock! Mark
| I see the heat has gotten to you. Mark
| That's the pain talking. Mark
| Grief and anger. Not a good place to start. Mark
| Don't get all choked up about it. dragon
| Then I guess I'd better not tell you did this dragon
| damnit Luke, you just lost me a bet with yoga Ginger
| You wont be so keen once you have Yada badgering you for 3 weeks Q
| Well lets get started, theres a lava pit two klicks from here.... Q
| Maybe I'll let Yada handle this one. Amy Dalla
| Um...Why don't you be a Redeye like ME, instead? Please? craig =8^}
| how about being a used landspeeder salesman instead? Tom Eremondi
| Yes but beware. There may be other skeletons in your closet! Sirrta
| Why do I get this strange feeling that I should run really fast ? The Red 9
| You like cutting off peoples' hands and falling in lava pits? The Red 9
| Must think up holy gibberish to confuse him about the truth. Paul V
| Really? Are you sure you don't wanna just hang out here with the burning skelatons and think about it? Kalahari Karl
| Gee, so you wanna torch your relatives' homes, too? FieldGeneral
| Fine, follow in his footsteps. Just avoid the lava pit. FieldGeneral
| In that case you need two things: a lightserver ,and asthma. OptimalOp
| Yay. Another backstabbing trainee.. Sophie
| I don't think 'I' will be permitted to train you. Glorendil
| Ok, but whatever you do, if your sabre doesn't light-up, don't look into it and shake it... Joseph
| OK, but we'll need to snaze up your wardrobe... Do you have anything in black? Knight of Ni83
| I think your lungs are too healthy for that. Sophie
| Fond of barbecue, are you. spiffy
| Good luck! I think I'll retire now. lordsoftime @yahoo.com
| feeling any tendencies toward homicidal deranged lunacy two-four-§ev
| Start acquiring breathing problems now then. two-four-§ev
| Don't tell me - you'd give your right hand? Cordavin Lon
| How about "ALMOST like your father before you"? Cordavin Lon
| Oh, big sacrifice - Everyone you know is dead! Quip
| Well it beats following your uncle! spiffy
| You're on your own for this one, kid. Shawn McNiel
| And give all this up? Griffin
| Some days you just realy regret getting out of bed. Frogboy Lives
| Note to self: Don't wreck it this time. Death_hammer
| Ok... but promise me you will not use the force to choke people! Death_hammer
| You know the saying "like father like son" is really over rated! Ravenid
| Thats nice but did you have to kill your relations? Death_hammer
| Do I have to go over yada's "anger leads to the dark side" speach again?! Ravenid
| Ohh Yodas not going to like this. Ravenid
| Did I do something wrong in a previous life? Yoda
| You'll feel differently when you see his face. Matt McLaughlin
| My quest is to find out how these stormbloopers actually hit what they shoot!!! jade
| Why do I always have a bad feeling about you Flyswatters? TEFII
| Now I'll never live through this movie. Mark
| Something wrong with the farm? Mark
| I hope not! Er, I mean, let's start! Mark
| Then, you better start enjoying sights like this. Mark
| No, I don't want to make that mistake again! Sophie
| Oops, I did it again. Murdoc
| Well. You know, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. Late hours, uniforms that are too bulky and five sizes too large; you trip over them constantly, everyone's afraid of you and you inherit many enemies when you sign the contract. But at least you get out in the open air. Dial "M" for Maul
| Before we go anywhere, let me show you your family tree... JDSandara
| But look at what he did to you're aunt and uncle! Dial "M" for Maul
| Well, I'm...ahh...sure your father would approve Dial "M" for Maul
| Beware, doing a redeye's work will often leave you...shorthanded. Dial "M" for Maul
| I think it's time to cash in my retirement fund... Slade
| Awww geez, now I'm stuck with a cry baby. peter
| Good, but try not to kill me like he's about to. The Great Wizzard
| Oh no! Another Flyswatter who thinks I'm his only hope! Jane Garland
| Once it was cute, but twice... Billy
| Uh, Well, Lube... Let's not go for EXACTLY like your father before you. Okay? Please? 8 of 12
| How much like him are we talking here?! mgeoffrey
| But you just inherited a farm. MindMelda
| Oh, no! It's Deja Vu all over again! MindMelda
| MindMelda
| Hey, I'm an old man,this could finish me off! Jazzier Fax
| Oh, damn suspense! Lube, there's something I must tell you... Dial "M" for Maul
| Fine. But if your favorite color is black, the deal is off. Dial "M" for Maul
| Okay. First of: Do you suffer from asmtha or allergies? Dial "M" for Maul
| Let's check your shadow first, shall we? Dial "M" for Maul
| Yeah...about your father... Dial "M" for Maul
| BEfore we start, do you have asthma? Dial "M" for Maul
| Well, give me the lightsever back, and we'll talk. Dial "M" for Maul
| Your father was a navigator on a spice freighter, remember? Dial "M" for Maul
| Kids...ayeee! Nodrog_CRC
| Wherw, good thing I'm wearing my brown robe. John Fallon
| You want! You want!. What about I want, for a change ? Corsair
| Which of your relatives will you fry? John Fallon
| You want to be a black, asthmatic, psycho ? Nodrog
| Great! With you on their side, the Impure will fall within a month. Phoenix
| Redeye, yes. Like your father, no. jdwiseman
| Not a family man, are ya? Kurt
| You know, the emperor is a very good employer, only his pension plan sucks. tony bell
| Ok, I'll chop off your hand now and save time Allan
| That's hard on the liver, son. Griffin
| Great, next I'll have a moon-sized battle station to take care of. Griffin
| Look, before we begin you should know this: Don't turn to the Dark Side or it will look bad on my resume. Kurt
| No no, you should become a lawyer instead. The Great Wizzard
| Ok, but James Earl Jones' son has already refused to do your voice. The Great Wizzard
| (waves hand) You don't want to be a Redeye..... Drat! Kurt
| But you wanted to be a fireman all your life. joerg
| Believe me, you don't REALLy want that. joerg
| But stay away from elder women! Kurt
| You'd better be or we're short on sequels. The Great Wizzard
| "A No Hoper". How fitting! The Great Wizzard
| Now I know why it is called "The Farce"! The Great Wizzard
| Why me? Why always me? Norwegian Bajoran
| Oh no! Not a kid like that AGAIN! The Great Wizzard
| I feel great disappointment coming up... The Great Wizzard
| Why do they always end up with me? 5618 (David)
| How about becoming a serial murderer instead? Standback
| Um... JUST like your father before you? Standback
| I've got a bad feeling about this... John Lang
| Ok...just don't develop asthma Joeno
| Having breathing problems? Murielle
| Keep up the crybaby act and it's a sure thing you'll have red eyes. Shlamko
| Dark, big and asmathic? Kris
| I don't think the helmet look works for you. Kris
| You don't look as good in black. Gregory Griffiths
| Trust me kid...No, you don't! JC
| On second thoughts, why not stay a farmer?
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