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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: the space slug. This Sev Wars comic strip features yet another Sev Wars monster and our first sevilised drawing of the Millennium Faulty.
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Nan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Jeff
| Ewwwwww! Wormy-thing spit! Yorgi
| Well, that was an experience I'd care not to regurgitate Jedi Jawa
| Once again we miraculously overcome insane odds! I love this show. meggy eel
| Interesting rock formations 'round here Solo-Prefect
| Whaddya mean, "we've picked up some hitchhikers" ? Solo-Prefect
| It's . . . erm . . . not my fault? roy
| Good work chewkakka, that hearball did the trick! 32
| Now I know what it's like to be puke! Scott McClenny
| Ok...so I was WRONG..next time we pass a gas station I'll ask for directions! Roget
| Whew! All of us were about to become Chewy! Roget
| Where's the early bird when you need him? Tom Kox
| What, you'd rather have come out on the other end? Melinda Cashion
| Captian I think where licked Cordavin Lon
| Millennium Indigestion!!! Amy Dalla
| I'll be coming back with some salt! Keith Gargano
| Sock puppets- A menace to spacefaring society Hanover Fisk
| OK! OK! Next time I'll ask for directions! aurik
| Talk about a seriously bitter aftertaste! Cmdr. 8472
| Next time you have a bad feeling about something, TELL us about it! §Sean§
| Great now we have drool all over the windscreen... Zhukov
| Cool, now I only need to see the Sarlacc to complete my list Wiggy Wayne
| stop complaining or we will just turn this space ship around.... Maria Spano
| Guess we upset his stomach!! Hand Solo
| Good thing this hunk o' junk tastes as bad as it looks dettus
| Phew! Right direction! Brian Huisman
| Han! One more dentistry joke and I'll tear your tonsils out! Trilliena
| Why can I never find a decent parking spot in this galaxy ? TW
| Lucky me that I installed those Saltbombs Quiddity
| Leia: Well, that's the last time I let you take me out to eat! Thutmos3
| Kid, I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other and I've seen a lot of *wierd* sock puppets, but this is rediculous! Dark_
| I'm Ham Slowmo, not Ham Sandwich! Jason C.
| I think we could of found a safer place to get rid of Jar Jar Binks. Atona
| So Wookies are not the worst pets! russ
| I told you the falcon was getting a bit sluggish! Kalahari Karl
| This gives a new definition to projectile vomit... Dial "M" for Maul
| Good thing I know the Floss Maneuver Jazzier Fax
| I don't want to know what's on the windshield! Kandahar
| Leia: next time I choose the asteriod Kandahar
| Han: I can't beleive we're running from an over-sized oven mitt!!!! ScottE Bemeup
| R2, get out there and start scrubbing. Mark
| Ah! Back to the safety of the asteroid field! Mark
| I think we've been de-wormed. ScottE Bemeup
| Cleanup on asteroid 7. Cleanup on asteroid 7. ScottE Bemeup
| Setting course for the nearest cargoship wash. ScottE Bemeup
| Remind me to get this rust bucket washed. Mark
| Those darn planetary tape worms! Mark
| I hate having worms! Mark
| That was my first reverse deworming! Avenger CO
| This pizza is to go! Derek
| Now I know how vomit feels... T'Rowa
| "It's safe," you said. "I know what I'm doing," you said.... Robert Saturn
| Good thing we knew the "heimlich." Robert Saturn
| No, we CAN'T go back and get your purse, Leer! Riff
| Sorry we can't stay for dinner! Sophie
| Well, what's for dinner? Sophie
| Next time, I'll drive! M
| Ha that giant sock puppet will never eat us.....again Riff
| On the bright side, the hull's never been shinier! Riff
| Sorry, mate! It's launchtime, not lunchtime! Riff
| Lucky for us we don't taste good. Catspaw
| Geez, even digitally remastered that worm is uuuuuugly! TEFII
| Who was supposed to scan that asteroid again? Acid Warlord
| You'd think he would thank us for cleaning his teeth! Tomi Mäntylä
| Told ya I had a gut feeling... Tomi Mäntylä
| I told ya guys we could skip past him without paying the parking fee. T'Lorik
| Can't even find a parking space anymore... Fel
| That's enough! No more wormhole jokes! evay
| ...and go see a dentist! evay
| Good thing the ulcer torpedoes were still online! Fel
| NOW you can quote me the odds! Fel
| Wow, this thing is bigger than my ego! Fel
| No, I didn't left goldenboy behind on purpose! Shlamko
| I'm just glad smell can't travel in space. Fel
| It may look like a pizza to you, space monster, but it's not! Rerwom
| He must be related to Blubba! joerg
| That thing looks like Lube's Dad. 8 of 12
| Everyone remember where we parked, you said. Haathi
| If our ship didn't look like a pizza, we wouldn't be having these problems. John Fallon
| Great parking spot, Ham ! John Fallon
| How embarrassing, almost eaten by a hand puppet ! Boogieman
| I said, fly us to a wormHOLE you moron! Corsair
| We almost became a chewy, eh Chewy? Corsair
| That's IT! No more Pizza Deliveries! Cmdr. 8472
| Whew! We've escaped the giant sock puppet! The Great Wizzard
| Told you we'd get out of this one. Now you owe me one performance in a golden bikini! AndieX
| So THAT'S what a worm-hole is! Griffin
| I knew we should have installed the worm detector! Shlamko
| Yeepee!!! Sam
| I think that the only thing worse than this would be being frozen in carbonite. Like that's gonna happen! Sam
| Relax! It's not like this day is gonna get worse. Trilliena
| Glad we could get back out this end ! §Sean§
| I told you this ship looked like a pizza Arild
| Good grief! I really didn't expect to meet Jabba's father on this barren old asteroid. two-four-sev
| Must have been something it ate... Borg 9of9 235
| And I just washed the ship! The Great Wizzard
| Tauntauns! Wampas! Mynocks" Space worms! What's next? A tribe of teddy-bears? The Great Wizzard
| Well, your highness, I think we seriously ought to discuss our definitions of "wormhole"! David D
| That's the last time I disguise the ship as a breath mint David D
| We are NOT a breath mint! Glorendil
| I never thought wormholes actually had worms in them! MindMelda
| I wish I had about ton of salt right now... Jim McNamara
| We need a saltshaker and fast! MindMelda
| That reminds me, we're having spaghetti for dinner. §evqui§
| Looks like this galaxy has worms! §evqui§
| Geeze I'm glad we don't resemble a giant Tic Tac! JC
| I've heard of having worms but that's ridiculous!
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