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This week's idea was suggested by e of PI.

The Sci-Fi Comic Strip

This week: the space slug. This Sev Wars comic strip features yet another Sev Wars monster and our first sevilised drawing of the Millennium Faulty.

Other Punchlines



These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Nan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Jeff

Ewwwwww! Wormy-thing spit!

Yorgi

Well, that was an experience I'd care not to regurgitate

Jedi Jawa

Once again we miraculously overcome insane odds! I love this show.

meggy eel

Interesting rock formations 'round here

Solo-Prefect

Whaddya mean, "we've picked up some hitchhikers" ?

Solo-Prefect

It's . . . erm . . . not my fault?

roy

Good work chewkakka, that hearball did the trick!

32

Now I know what it's like to be puke!

Scott McClenny

Ok...so I was WRONG..next time we pass a gas station I'll ask for directions!

Roget

Whew! All of us were about to become Chewy!

Roget

Where's the early bird when you need him?

Tom Kox

What, you'd rather have come out on the other end?

Melinda Cashion

Captian I think where licked

Cordavin Lon

Millennium Indigestion!!!

Amy Dalla

I'll be coming back with some salt!

Keith Gargano

Sock puppets- A menace to spacefaring society

Hanover Fisk

OK! OK! Next time I'll ask for directions!

aurik

Talk about a seriously bitter aftertaste!

Cmdr. 8472

Next time you have a bad feeling about something, TELL us about it!

§Sean§

Great now we have drool all over the windscreen...

Zhukov

Cool, now I only need to see the Sarlacc to complete my list

Wiggy Wayne

stop complaining or we will just turn this space ship around....

Maria Spano

Guess we upset his stomach!!

Hand Solo

Good thing this hunk o' junk tastes as bad as it looks

dettus

Phew! Right direction!

Brian Huisman

Han! One more dentistry joke and I'll tear your tonsils out!

Trilliena

Why can I never find a decent parking spot in this galaxy ?

TW

Lucky me that I installed those Saltbombs

Quiddity

Leia: Well, that's the last time I let you take me out to eat!

Thutmos3

Kid, I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other and I've seen a lot of *wierd* sock puppets, but this is rediculous!

Dark_

I'm Ham Slowmo, not Ham Sandwich!

Jason C.

I think we could of found a safer place to get rid of Jar Jar Binks.

Atona

So Wookies are not the worst pets!

russ

I told you the falcon was getting a bit sluggish!

Kalahari Karl

This gives a new definition to projectile vomit...

Dial "M" for Maul

Good thing I know the Floss Maneuver

Jazzier Fax

I don't want to know what's on the windshield!

Kandahar

Leia: next time I choose the asteriod

Kandahar

Han: I can't beleive we're running from an over-sized oven mitt!!!!

ScottE Bemeup

R2, get out there and start scrubbing.

Mark

Ah! Back to the safety of the asteroid field!

Mark

I think we've been de-wormed.

ScottE Bemeup

Cleanup on asteroid 7. Cleanup on asteroid 7.

ScottE Bemeup

Setting course for the nearest cargoship wash.

ScottE Bemeup

Remind me to get this rust bucket washed.

Mark

Those darn planetary tape worms!

Mark

I hate having worms!

Mark

That was my first reverse deworming!

Avenger CO

This pizza is to go!

Derek

Now I know how vomit feels...

T'Rowa

"It's safe," you said. "I know what I'm doing," you said....

Robert Saturn

Good thing we knew the "heimlich."

Robert Saturn

No, we CAN'T go back and get your purse, Leer!

Riff

Sorry we can't stay for dinner!

Sophie

Well, what's for dinner?

Sophie

Next time, I'll drive!

M

Ha that giant sock puppet will never eat us.....again

Riff

On the bright side, the hull's never been shinier!

Riff

Sorry, mate! It's launchtime, not lunchtime!

Riff

Lucky for us we don't taste good.

Catspaw

Geez, even digitally remastered that worm is uuuuuugly!

TEFII

Who was supposed to scan that asteroid again?

Acid Warlord

You'd think he would thank us for cleaning his teeth!

Tomi Mäntylä

Told ya I had a gut feeling...

Tomi Mäntylä

I told ya guys we could skip past him without paying the parking fee.

T'Lorik

Can't even find a parking space anymore...

Fel

That's enough! No more wormhole jokes!

evay

...and go see a dentist!

evay

Good thing the ulcer torpedoes were still online!

Fel

NOW you can quote me the odds!

Fel

Wow, this thing is bigger than my ego!

Fel

No, I didn't left goldenboy behind on purpose!

Shlamko

I'm just glad smell can't travel in space.

Fel

It may look like a pizza to you, space monster, but it's not!

Rerwom

He must be related to Blubba!

joerg

That thing looks like Lube's Dad.

8 of 12

Everyone remember where we parked, you said.

Haathi

If our ship didn't look like a pizza, we wouldn't be having these problems.

John Fallon

Great parking spot, Ham !

John Fallon

How embarrassing, almost eaten by a hand puppet !

Boogieman

I said, fly us to a wormHOLE you moron!

Corsair

We almost became a chewy, eh Chewy?

Corsair

That's IT! No more Pizza Deliveries!

Cmdr. 8472

Whew! We've escaped the giant sock puppet!

The Great Wizzard

Told you we'd get out of this one. Now you owe me one performance in a golden bikini!

AndieX

So THAT'S what a worm-hole is!

Griffin

I knew we should have installed the worm detector!

Shlamko

Yeepee!!!

Sam

I think that the only thing worse than this would be being frozen in carbonite. Like that's gonna happen!

Sam

Relax! It's not like this day is gonna get worse.

Trilliena

Glad we could get back out this end !

§Sean§

I told you this ship looked like a pizza

Arild

Good grief! I really didn't expect to meet Jabba's father on this barren old asteroid.

two-four-sev

Must have been something it ate...

Borg 9of9 235

And I just washed the ship!

The Great Wizzard

Tauntauns! Wampas! Mynocks" Space worms! What's next? A tribe of teddy-bears?

The Great Wizzard

Well, your highness, I think we seriously ought to discuss our definitions of "wormhole"!

David D

That's the last time I disguise the ship as a breath mint

David D

We are NOT a breath mint!

Glorendil

I never thought wormholes actually had worms in them!

MindMelda

I wish I had about ton of salt right now...

Jim McNamara

We need a saltshaker and fast!

MindMelda

That reminds me, we're having spaghetti for dinner.

§evqui§

Looks like this galaxy has worms!

§evqui§

Geeze I'm glad we don't resemble a giant Tic Tac!

JC

I've heard of having worms but that's ridiculous!

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