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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip This week: Close Encounters of the SEV kind! Over the next two months, I'll be doing a couple of Close Encounters parodies, starting with the classis mashed potato scene. If you haven't seen the movie in a while, get it out on video! If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form.
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Riff. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. neilinoz
| You are not an abductee and I am not Scully ShaneS
| That I dove into the shallow end of the gene pool? gurglesplat
| I should have made meatloaf? gurglesplat
| You said that about the carpet stain. John Lang
| All those years of telling the kids not to play with their food GONE! RainStrom
| Eat it or wear it, buster! Mark
| It means you and the couch have a date. Nurse Edna
| It means your children will grow up with bad table manners! Rob Dalton
| Yeah, it means rice from now on.. Cordavin Lon
| You better be glad they were instant, mister... Alejandro Lee
| My god, it's full of STARCH! 8 of 12
| That's mashed potatoes, the tea leaves are to your left. G.B.A
| You finally lost it? Diana van der Pluijm
| Sure honey... Kids, don't make any sudden movements. MrVipe
| It means: NO DESSERT for you, mister! Shlamko
| Thats what you said about the slaw! Jo
| it means your medication isn't working... Jo
| *sigh*...who spiked the potatoes???? Aubri
| You fell asleep in the sun again, didn't you.. Travis
| Kids, I think your father has been out in the sun to long. Anne
| It means we aren't having mashed potatos again anytime soon. The Chia Rhino
| Yes, you've regressed to the level of a three year old. Alejandro Lee
| You certainly know when to get the upper hand before a food fight. Alejandro Lee
| They always abduct the crazy ones! connie
| Oh yeah, no dessert if you dont clean your plate. Griffin
| It means you start going to weight watchers from now on! Mgeoffrey
| Yes. We are HUNGRY The Chia Rhino
| No, mashed potatoes won't help your sunburn. The Chia Rhino
| Yes, years of therapy for the kids Mark
| Yes, it means you never learned how to stop playing with your food. RainStrom
| Yes, you'll be getting a new jacket soon. RainStrom
| I'll drop you off at Dr. Katz's tomorrow morning. RainStrom
| It means you're going to bed without dinner, young man! RainStrom
| Yeah, you're both half-baked! CDR Soen
| It means this is the last time I make mashed potatoes. logicissary
| when I said eat your vegetables, I was talking to the kids.... logicissary
| I think it means you've finally lost it, hon logicissary
| I think you've been spending too much time in the sun..... Alejandro Lee
| Maybe EVERY night should be french fries. Alejandro Lee
| But will American pop culture accept it? Goku
| Well, what ever it means, count me out. Brian
| You've become a freak with bad table manners? littlestar
| Yeah, I've read Freud too, you sicko... jdwiseman
| It means that someone's stopped taking their meds. jdwiseman
| You've been out in the sun too long. jdwiseman
| I'm hoping it's that my cooking have improved. Tom Hyde
| It means that the rest of us will go to bed hungry. Maddog
| No dinner for the kids Maddog
| We all go hungry tonight jshap999
| Yeah, it means you made the kids cry. Now give them back their dinner! PeteMan
| It means tomorrow night, we're eating out! PeteMan
| It means you're not serving Thanksgiving dinner, that's for sure! Peteman
| It MEANS we need to buy more gravy! Shlamko
| Are you planing a career in edible statues? Shlamko
| It means you have no artistic talent whatsoever. hugh of 9
| It means you need to start wearing more sunblock! hugh of 9
| Yes, it means you are sleeping on the couch tonight! evay
| Oh, please don't start with that "I'm an artist" garbage again! ShaneS
| We're going to be invaded by mounds of alien mashed potatoe? Raptor
| Yeah, it means that I'll have to call for pizza again. The Great Wizzard
| I tmeans I've got to warm it up again! The Great Wizzard
| Yep: The Kids Are Hungry So Pass It On! Petzi
| The aliens don't like my cooking? The Great Wizzard
| Kids, that'll teach you not to play with your food! John Zieman
| Yes, men never grow up! John Zieman
| Yep, you've left nothing for us... Ensign Jimmy
| Yes, it means you'd better eat all of that! TJewell
| Self-expression is all well and good, Dear, but the kids want their mashed potatoes! Jonathon Mayer
| Yes. I should never have let you take up pottery! Ilta
| Yes, that you should stop playing with your food! alex
| You want me to buy Play-Do at the store? Riff
| It means I have grounds to file for divorce! Riff
| It means you're a loony. Riff
| It means you're setting a poor example for the kids! Phil "RealmMan" Capps
| Yeah, it means you REALLY need a hobby! Meetch
| Looks like I overdid the spuds tonight. JC
| Yes, it means YOU are cleaning the dinner table tonight.
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