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This week: Close Encounters of the SEV kind! Over the next two months, I'll be doing a couple of Close Encounters parodies, starting with the classis mashed potato scene. If you haven't seen the movie in a while, get it out on video!

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Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session.

This week's winning punchline was written by Riff. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


neilinoz

You are not an abductee and I am not Scully

ShaneS

That I dove into the shallow end of the gene pool?

gurglesplat

I should have made meatloaf?

gurglesplat

You said that about the carpet stain.

John Lang

All those years of telling the kids not to play with their food GONE!

RainStrom

Eat it or wear it, buster!

Mark

It means you and the couch have a date.

Nurse Edna

It means your children will grow up with bad table manners!

Rob Dalton

Yeah, it means rice from now on..

Cordavin Lon

You better be glad they were instant, mister...

Alejandro Lee

My god, it's full of STARCH!

8 of 12

That's mashed potatoes, the tea leaves are to your left.

G.B.A

You finally lost it?

Diana van der Pluijm

Sure honey... Kids, don't make any sudden movements.

MrVipe

It means: NO DESSERT for you, mister!

Shlamko

Thats what you said about the slaw!

Jo

it means your medication isn't working...

Jo

*sigh*...who spiked the potatoes????

Aubri

You fell asleep in the sun again, didn't you..

Travis

Kids, I think your father has been out in the sun to long.

Anne

It means we aren't having mashed potatos again anytime soon.

The Chia Rhino

Yes, you've regressed to the level of a three year old.

Alejandro Lee

You certainly know when to get the upper hand before a food fight.

Alejandro Lee

They always abduct the crazy ones!

connie

Oh yeah, no dessert if you dont clean your plate.

Griffin

It means you start going to weight watchers from now on!

Mgeoffrey

Yes. We are HUNGRY

The Chia Rhino

No, mashed potatoes won't help your sunburn.

The Chia Rhino

Yes, years of therapy for the kids

Mark

Yes, it means you never learned how to stop playing with your food.

RainStrom

Yes, you'll be getting a new jacket soon.

RainStrom

I'll drop you off at Dr. Katz's tomorrow morning.

RainStrom

It means you're going to bed without dinner, young man!

RainStrom

Yeah, you're both half-baked!

CDR Soen

It means this is the last time I make mashed potatoes.

logicissary

when I said eat your vegetables, I was talking to the kids....

logicissary

I think it means you've finally lost it, hon

logicissary

I think you've been spending too much time in the sun.....

Alejandro Lee

Maybe EVERY night should be french fries.

Alejandro Lee

But will American pop culture accept it?

Goku

Well, what ever it means, count me out.

Brian

You've become a freak with bad table manners?

littlestar

Yeah, I've read Freud too, you sicko...

jdwiseman

It means that someone's stopped taking their meds.

jdwiseman

You've been out in the sun too long.

jdwiseman

I'm hoping it's that my cooking have improved.

Tom Hyde

It means that the rest of us will go to bed hungry.

Maddog

No dinner for the kids

Maddog

We all go hungry tonight

jshap999

Yeah, it means you made the kids cry. Now give them back their dinner!

PeteMan

It means tomorrow night, we're eating out!

PeteMan

It means you're not serving Thanksgiving dinner, that's for sure!

Peteman

It MEANS we need to buy more gravy!

Shlamko

Are you planing a career in edible statues?

Shlamko

It means you have no artistic talent whatsoever.

hugh of 9

It means you need to start wearing more sunblock!

hugh of 9

Yes, it means you are sleeping on the couch tonight!

evay

Oh, please don't start with that "I'm an artist" garbage again!

ShaneS

We're going to be invaded by mounds of alien mashed potatoe?

Raptor

Yeah, it means that I'll have to call for pizza again.

The Great Wizzard

I tmeans I've got to warm it up again!

The Great Wizzard

Yep: The Kids Are Hungry So Pass It On!

Petzi

The aliens don't like my cooking?

The Great Wizzard

Kids, that'll teach you not to play with your food!

John Zieman

Yes, men never grow up!

John Zieman

Yep, you've left nothing for us...

Ensign Jimmy

Yes, it means you'd better eat all of that!

TJewell

Self-expression is all well and good, Dear, but the kids want their mashed potatoes!

Jonathon Mayer

Yes. I should never have let you take up pottery!

Ilta

Yes, that you should stop playing with your food!

alex

You want me to buy Play-Do at the store?

Riff

It means I have grounds to file for divorce!

Riff

It means you're a loony.

Riff

It means you're setting a poor example for the kids!

Phil "RealmMan" Capps

Yeah, it means you REALLY need a hobby!

Meetch

Looks like I overdid the spuds tonight.

JC

Yes, it means YOU are cleaning the dinner table tonight.
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