Emergency Command Hologram
Ahh.. Why don't you go run into some of those flower beds

Sinkau Baylan
Don't you have a ship to save?!

Sinkau Baylan
I think I'll be going to sign up for console maintenance duty.

Janene V
Wow! Is there some kind of innoculation I can take for that?

EvilDevil
Hardship and discipline I can handle but this is inhumane!!!!

D'Mak
This species 90210 Sevfleet Academy recreation is TOO REALISTIC.

D'Mak
Bring on the Norsicans!!!!

Shannon Dybvig
Medical emergency in Dorm 47!!!!!

Aurik
Weren't you the kid in "Let's go see a cool dead body"??

star trek encyclopedia
Ensign to security - there's a Medusian in my dormitory!

Captain Roo J Uluru
My god man! What's that horrible, hairy, dotty creature on your shoulders!?!?

D'Mak
'Out Damn Spot!'

D'Mak
I hear evolving into a higher lifeform can REALLY tick you off.

[$!r L!@m]
All I see is a main character and me in a red shirt.

grazum
So this is how they make people wanna become ensigns!

Ukrane
Oh man when I asked them anybody will do, I didn't mean to be tested!

EvilDevil
Ever considered to move to SevWars?

Andy
The Klingoffs,The Bored,The Domino when will it stop?

Matt Dolins
You are one messed up Trill.

me
So this is why Guano carried a transploder pad on her head!

me
So that's why the locks are on the OUTSIDE off this door.

me
Are you Acnonian? I'm Human.

Trilliena
Argh ! Chick repeller !

admirably lost
colourful ascii that means i am ensign deadmeat

admirably lost
hey biological warfare is banned under article 2168 of the galactic convention

Kevin
Anything for a temporal distortion right now! Anything!!!

Mr. Matt
So much for dating.

Mr. Matt
I'm sorry, my intestines just tried to strangle my brain.

Mr. Matt
I knew the dean hated me, but this just isn't fair.

Mr. Matt
I know, they picked me because I only have six months to live.

Mr. Matt
I know. The resident assistant told me I was your third this month.

Mr. Matt
I hate on campus housing.

Mr. Matt
But I asked for an enraged Klingon!

Mr. Matt
Must... Kill... Measley... For... Good...Of... All.. Living... Things...

Mr. Matt
No! I'm allergic to geeks!

Jesse Langham
Set phaser to 'Suicide'

Cuzsis
Nooo! I'm a nameless ensign rooming with developed character! I'm gonna get killed before the teaser is over!

Shannon Dybvig
Now I know why they were telling me all those ghost stories about room 47!

MindMelda
Bring out the rubber hoses and the thumb screws, anything but this!

Cmdr. Solomon
Note to self: Never tick JC off.

Ensign Walkonpart
Admiral! My roommate has been turned inside-out!

Ensign Walkonpart
Cream thee up, Spotty!

Ensign Walkonpart
Ohmygosh! We're playing connect-the-dots? Got an inkpen?

DoggySpew
Suddenly the course "Bathleth training for Dummys'' seems very nice indeed

TEFII
I guess I shouldent have said "Yo, Chrome Dome!" to Captain Pinchard.

Lt. Duffy
Breaking quarantine is a court-martial offense!

RMS Oceanic
Alexander Turn 18 in 10 years, and you don't grow at all? That's sevspace for you.

meercat
I need an away mission or at least give me a console now!

Larry Sayre
FINE, Just don't "Stand By Me"

Wired_Up
NOOOOOOO!!!! I hear a suicidal Away Mission Calling Me ...

Alex Cain
Pardon me while I exit at Warp 9!

D'Mak
And now for the 'year of hell.'

Noah Wright
This isn't happening! This is NOT happening!

Jack Hammerfist
But they PROMISED me the Klingoff with the gas problem!

Don LeBlanc
By connecting the dots, you can see Barney!

becky
aaarrrrrrr a horrible twisted alternate reality!

Mammakins
Whoops - wrong set !

gp
I think I'll take Boothby up on his offer to sleep in the garden shed.

EvilDevil
I see why Klingoff suicide rituals are popular in this academy

D. Quick
Where is an airlock when you need one?

Bryan Hunt
Set phasers to 'oxy'!

CommanderDJ
Are those nanites on your face or are you always this ugly...

D-man
Give someone else a chance to save the ship

Mammakins
Whoa - that's the last time I goof around w/one of those time portal things!

goody1701d
Oh my god! Do you ever grow up?

Cmdr. Tony Q
I could have been the ensign that was killed on an away-mission, but noo...

RMS Oceanic
Argh! Thank God I'm in a redshirt! End my suffering!

AP
Are you sure, this is not forbidden in The Primary Directive?

talshiarHQ
I need a happyspray! Quick!

talshiarHQ
Yeeek! THAT Measly Cruncher?

talshiarHQ
There IS a Section 31! There IS a section 31!

Mike Have-Not
ZOINKS!! There goes the grade curve!!

Daktarg
Whoa! is nerdiness contagious!

Morgan
I survived an away mission for this!

Trinity
I need an exit, Tank, fast!

Chloe
Keep your cool, Cadet Redshirt...you die in the next scene!

Jim
Transploder room, just beam me to deep space and get it over with.

Kevin
That frieghter job looks a lot better right now.

CMdr. Solomon
I should've stayed with the Klingoff with the lethal body odor.

Ambassador_Star
This cadet will SELF DESTRUCT in 10 seconds, 10...9..8.!

Ambassador_Star
Since when did Sevfleet admit the "FACIALLY CHALLENGED?!"

Ambassador_Star
I'll be o.k. as soon as my flesh catches up with my skeleton!

Scott Brandt
Oh my God! I thought you were a myth!

Ambassador_Star
HOLY blackheads SevMan, it's ACNEMAN back for revenge!

Ambassador_Star
ALRIGHTY THEN! I'll just be beaming over to my end of the room!

AdmiralJQuimby
These Sevfleet academy tests are getting tougher by the minute!

Cmdr. Solomon
You're the first human/pizza hybrid I've ever seen.

Cmdr. Solomon
Darn that JC and his No Crewd/Lewd rule.

omoreno
Oh my God! Who's next? Neelix?

Cmdr. Solomon
This is gonna generate enough punchlines to crash the entire Internet!

Tim M.
Time to change my major to Security

dr
Whoa, Supergeek!!! Cool!!

Gul Teral
So that's why they all laughed at me when I got this room.

MindMelda
So, this is my punishment for dating the Admiral's daughter.

Art DeBuigny
I'm cadet expendable! I'm afraid that now that I'm rooming with a big star I'm as good as dead!

StrikeFalcon
Yikes! THIS wasn't in the recruiting packet!!!

StrikeFalcon
Oh no! The no-win scenario!!!

Brent Teal
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I knew I shouldn't have gone out with the admiral's daughter!!!!

StrikeFalcon
Eww!!! Get ou---- Wait.... Don't you hang out with Ashley Judd? :)

StrikeFalcon
Dude! there's some alien infestation on your face!!!

John D. Coughlan
Oh, sorry. I thought this was the auditions for "Enterforaprize". You're, uh, not in it are you?

Sion
Oh well it's not so bad. The guy in 48 got Harry Potter

dietcoke
Computer! Arch!

Farnell
And to think I laughed at the guy sharing with the twenty foot long man eating slug.

John D. Coughlan
You terrorise the Enterforaprize crew, you become more annoying than Tryhard, you constantly avoid death, you drive the fans insane! The line must be drawn HERE!!!

The Borgified Corpse
Geez! The only thing worse than this would be being stranded in the Delta Quadrant!

me
the worst thing is they don't issue phizzers to cadets!

Mammakins
No more playing rock-paper-scissors w/the rooming committee!

Mammakins
This ain't no Nexus !

Mammakins
Ack - the legends of evil are true

RMS Oceanic
Forgive me if I don't break out the fireworks in celebration.

iglu
oh no, I thougth torture is forbidden since 2143.

iglu
Compuer, intruder alert! Suspicious lifeform detected!

iglu
Computer, deactivate holographic horror simulation!

ScottE Bemeup
I gotta go find a counselor, quick.

Shlamko
Beam me up! Beam me up, dammit!

The Penguin Weekly
Damn it! I DID die on that away mission and I'm in hell!

8 of 12
Hey look over there! A sevspace anomaly!

The Penguin Weekly
One of us is boldly going, and it ain't me!

The Penguin Weekly
One transploder accident on the double . . . for me!

Anonymous-42
OK, I changed my mind. I AM signing up for Forager.

dworkin
Bring back 'Kobyashi Maru' as the worst case scenario! Please!

dworkin
Arrrghh! This is what they meant by 'Strange Nerd Worlds'

Babboo
My agent told me I'd graduate the academy before I got killed off, man!

Babboo
Okay, Rudolph. Turn down those spots, will ya?

gj
er, of course, er, ... do i want to know what happenned to your last room mate?

Kristin Johnson
Maybe it's not too late to bunk with the Gorn!

Trinity
I really hope this is one of those go-back-in-time-and-correct-things episode!!!

Mike Howell
Aaaugh! I'll be dead in hours!

Gregory Griffiths
Whoa! Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies!

Rubydragon13
AARRRRGGGGHH! Alien lifeform detected in dorm 47! Abandon ship!

Sinkau Baylan
I think the term you're searching for is "worst nightmare".

Sinkau Baylan
This had better not be one of those Groundhog Day episodes!

Sinkau Baylan
I knew breaking a mirror, walking under a ladder and seeing a black cat all in one day could not be a good sign.

lisi
DAMN! Should have gone to Hogwarts!

Hilary Storm
That's it. I'm transfering to the Oregano Syndicate.

Sinkau Baylan
If this is another test I don't wanna live to see my first assignment!

Jim
Red shirt, roommate in the opening credits, I'll be dead before next semester.

lisi
Oh my god! My psychiatrist bills will explode!

Ensign Walkonpart
You HAVE the Measels, or you ARE a Measel?

Ensign Walkonpart
Yo, check it out! I see the Big Dipper on your cheek, man!

Ooooh, my head!
Oh no! There ARE worse things than being assevilated by the Bored!

Ooooh, my head!
Oh no! I've fallen into a sevspace anomaly!

Ooooh, my head!
AAARRGGGHHH!!! Maybe I should have chosen to room with that methane-breathing blobby thing after all!

Chris Forman
And to think I turned down a Nausicaan!

Mark
Oh no, you're real! I though you were just a myth!

Mark
You know how to run a Sevship, you're smarter than everyone else and you can move through time and space. Why are you here?!

Mark
My psych test, already?!

Andy
Hell is only a place! Hell is only a place! Hell is only a place! Hell is only a place!

Eskiebear
Who said having 'Cannonfodder' as a last name was its own curse never saw this coming.

Latin From Manhattan
There must be some mistake. I requested a HUMAN roommate!

Wolf
For some reason being an asteroid-farmer sounds much better to me now...

Shannon Dybvig
I no longer wonder why Pinchhard hates children

Cmdr. Solomon
I should've stayed with the gay Klingoff!

Mammakins
Wow, you're scarier in real life !

Latin From Manhattan
I knew I shouldn't have trampled Boothby's flowerbeds!

Latin From Manahattan
Hey! They said no pets were allowed!

Art DeBuigny
Four years in college studying acting! 4 years waiting tables waiting for my big break! All of that for this! I could have been a cartoonist!

The One and Only Q
Where are the Bored when you need 'em!?!

me
I didn't knew diplomacy cources would be this hard!

Pizman
On second thought, I'll volunteer for that away mission.

Spot
A Roommate Like that makes you want to join Forager

Captain V'tok
I stole a starship! I confess! But this is inhumane!

Kent Backman
I knew I should have gone with the Borg

Kent Backman
Iīll be resigning, thatīs what Iīll be

Ambassador_Star
You're not 10 out of 10 in a BIKINI! Wait till I get a hold of that recruiter!

Dial "M" for Maul
Just back away and smile...back away and smile...

Ambassador_Star
If THIS is the price of my scholorship, I'll PAY for tuition!

The Great Wizzard
Suicidal tendencies coming up!

Dial "M" for Maul
"That's not true...it's impossible!"

Ambassador_Star
NO WONDER why the academy gave me free room and board!

Dial "M" for Maul
He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

Bonsai
Face, the final frontier.

Dial "M" for Maul
Cadet to Medical: Nerd emergency, room 47!

Ambassador_Star
I'm TRAPPED in a hollownovel...yeah, a very BAD hollownovel!

Eric
I think I have to boldly go.

Eric
OK, I'm ready to wake up now!

Dial "M" for Maul
No thanks, I'll sleep with the trigger-happy Klingon!

Dial "M" for Maul
No thanks, I'll sleep with the cleptomaniac Ferengi!

Dial "M" for Maul
Is this the impossible Kobayashi Maru?

Dial "M" for Maul
What, an impossible scenario already?

EvilDevil
Forget Sevfleet I am going to the Klingoff academy

Dial "M" for Maul
When they said co-ed, I was hoping for girls, not girly!

Dial "M" for Maul
Computer, end nightmare!

EvilDevil
This is too cruel for a survival training course, I am taking Exploding Consoles lab

Rabbit
Y- Y- You're the one who understands Technobabblese! I'm not worthy!!!

Ruth (from Canada)
Please tell me this is one of those Sith Academy "hone your rage" things.

Ambassador_Star
YIKES! I see, "New Life" and "New Civilizations", on your FACE!

RMS Oceanic
Ah ha. Cannonfodder for our Frat Wars

RMS Oceanic
He flew the Enterforaprize, and we fell back. He was promoted to Ensign, and we fell back. The line must be drawn HERE!!!

Ambassador_Star
Can't...move! Must...find..ANTI-NERD repellent!

RMS Oceanic
Speach: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. I could get used to this Thought: Where did I put that 101 ways to kill Measly?

Ambassador_Star
JEEZ! Iv'e bunked with NON-humans before, but this is ridiculous

RMS Oceanic
And I'm your father's son's roommate

MindMelda
Nerd Alert! Raise Shields, Phasers Armed and Ready!

Ambassador_Star
HEY! This WASN'T in the campus brochure!

LC
Ahhhh! He IS real!

Ambassador_Star
INTRUDER ALERT! Alien life form detected!

Mammakins
And I thought it couldn't get any worse than rooming with Lance and Wayne!

Mammakins
If I click my heals 3 times, will you go home?

Mammakins
I'm stuck in that evil-alterna universe, aren't I?

Mammakins
Beam Me Out of Here, anybody!

Mammakins
Ack, and I thought it couldn't get any worse than the Sevilian I had last year!

Brian K.
This is my psych test, right?

Phil
Aughh! Put me back with the Denubrian Slime Devil!

Jo
Ahhh! Nice to meet you 'pizza face'...I mean Measly!

The Great Wizzard
I shouldn't have said "Hey, Grampa" to Boothby...

Jo
Roommate? They don't waste anytime testing you do they?

Capt. Robert Leu USS Phoenix
This has GOT to be some sort of Sev Space experiment gone horribly wrong!

The Great Wizzard
Get ready for daily wedgies!

The Great Wizzard
If you are telepathic: yes, you are detecting aggressive feelings!

The Great Wizzard
There IS a god and he's after me!

The Great Wizzard
Setting phizzers to kill, no better: nuke!

The Great Wizzard
On second thought, I don't want to be a SevFleet officer any more!

The Great Wizzard
I have a bad feeling about this[TM]

Jo
Stand back! Something just exploded on your face.

Sinkau Baylan
They're not even waiting for an away mission to kill us any more!!

Sinkau Baylan
This is what I get for listing "Child Genius" as a past occupation on my resume...

Jo
Yikes! Forgive me if I don't shake you hand. Are you contagious?

Ilta
This must be that "worst fear" test!

Xenaris
Guys! That's not funny!

Alex Cain
Computer! For the love of Pickhard, end program! ...Computer?

Alex Cain
This had better be a hollowdeck simulation!

Alex Cain
Get me to a hostile alien planet...QUICK!

jo
Ewww! And I was just going to order pizza!

Andy
This is a dream. God is not that cruel

Andy
First he invades the Enterforaprize, then he devastates entire civilizations. You are not having the window view bed!!!!!

JC
Woah, these frat initiation rituals are brutal!