Jim
They said "New character building episode," not "Episode building new character."

dfhhjf
(whiney) Now Kurn is going to tease me!

shindig 89
Now I know how to get back at my parents for the ballet incident!

erik
I take it back, I don't want character development!

James Teale
I see you know the Klingoff proverb: `Revenge is a dish best served short`...

Eustace Tilley
All right Kid, Wesley´s quarters is on Deck 5, you now what to do.

alfred
Computer End Program.Computer? Computer?!!

MindMelda
When did this become a soap opera?

Do you know who I am?
Did he just grow an inch?

BenchComics
And I bet you DIE this episode and I'm stuck with him!

Kim
Then why does he look more like Growlon?

Redshift
Great! There goes my honor again.

Redshift
If he can't juggle pain-sticks, I'm not interested!

Brian
Great. nothing like a little Barf to start the day.

Alex Cain
I don't remember that being on your grocery list...

Migraine
Well, isn't he just a bump off the ol' block!

Darcie;-)
In this situation, I find that must stop and think- What would Kirk do?

me
oh boy, the klingoff anwser to Measly

Heather Williams
you couldn't just wipe him off with the rest of the little cling-ons, could you?

Farnell
Half Klingon... Half Bart Simpson... Let's kill it.

Ellenabi
Guess I got the short straw for the character building story this week

Anonymous-42
Great. Now I'll have to get a job on a second sev trek series just to support him.

Anonymous-42
My character's nurturing side can grow now. Your character is redundant.

James Teale
You must be joking! I think I feel another wrinkle coming on...

jdwiseman
Well, let's keep that quiet, okay? They make fun of me enough around here without knowing I fathered a puppy.

Danielle :-)
How can that be, woman?! Your first episode was only three weeks ago!

MLW
Oh I though it was my daughter...

Ooooh, my head!
Well, that's killed the conversation!

Ooooh, my head!
Hey, what is this, a temporal anomaly?

Ambassador_Star
How far in space do I have to travel to get AWAY from YOU!

Ambassador_Star
Have you forgotten about my restraining order WOMAN?!

Ambassador_Star
Well, I guess I could use him for TARGET practice!

Ambassador_Star @webtv.net
GREAT! Another fang filled mouth to feed!

mars2028
I am NOT a married man!

Daktarg
Don't let him be corrupted by Measly!!

Daktarg
You shouldn't have come, as a main character's girlfriend, you will be killed!!

Do you know who I am?
Barf: He looks like an idiot. Kid: Mom said I look like you.

Jo
You could have used the 'pain sticks' if you wanted my attention.

Cmdr. Solomon
Dang that JC and his No Lewd/Crude rule.

Alex Cain
Insecurity to the transploder!

Alex Cain
Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies!

mars2028
A: Wanna see me stick a crayon up my nose? W: I see he has your intelligence.

Alex Cain
Computer! Scan for plotholes!

roman
did he fell through a time portal or something?

Mammakins
Boy, they make them big nowadays, don't they?

Save Ferris
He's a Barf of the old block!

Norbert
I should cut down that damn bloodwine!

S Treeton
to day is a good day for character development

RMS Oceanic
Are you sure? His lack of honourable stance reminds me of Duras.

RMS Oceanic
Excuse me if I don't go "Oogle boogle! Aren't you the cutest little thing? Yes you are!"

RMS Oceanic
I'll make a man of him. even if I have to disgrace my brother, get him to try and kill me, nearly kill my brother and marry a Trull.

cyberconch
Barf - Together son, we will kill our foes and drink their blood. Alexander - Yuck! Now I know how you got name

RMS Oceanic
B: You said you wore protection! K: I did, I had my armour on didn't I?

Shlamko
A Measly Cruncher wanna-be?

ibwolf
That's just what this show needs, another annoying kid

Bobby
One trip to the Hollowdeck with you and I end up with a souvenir

Bobby
I can see that...we even have the same hairdo


Sorry you have the wrong Klingoff, I'm not Barf, I'm....Borf, yeah that's it...Borf

The Excellent Dude
You'll just do anything to give yourself more screen time.

Leons Petrazickis
This uh... violates the Prime Directive. The child must develop Warp technology before having first contact with me.

Ambassador_Star
Why must they ALWAYS torture ME for ratings?!

Ambassador_Star
Fine! I'll take the Klingoff half!

Ambassador_Star
The judge said we split everything! Where's my BAT'LETH?!

Ambassador_Star
O.K.! So which half is MINE?!

Kristin
Hmmm, I give you one season. Then I may allow a few guest spots.

James Teale
Please tell me I'm in a parallel universe!

Shannon Dybvig
Wrinkled as a prune, but not as fierce as prune juice.

Shannon Dybvig
I'm afraid to ask... but how old is he?

Kent Backman
This transponder is definitely malfunctioning

jdwiseman
Hmm. I think the honorable thing to do would be to kill him where he stands.

jdwiseman
My God. He's ugly...he looks just like me.

Jason
I think I saw this on last week's episode of "Days of Our Lives"

Jason
Wait. I thought we really were fighting!

David Vader
"Fortunately, the transporter doubles as an oven. Fryers on."

10/10
Chief, Two to beam, wide scatter

Kev, son of Sort...of
Hmm, guess I'll start saving up for Warrior school!

Alex L.
Apereantly he's suffering from Naomi Wildman disease!

Kev, son of Sort...of
But you said we practiced SAFE biting!

David Roe
Guess he takes after his "old" man, I'm only 16

dr
What I wouldn't give for a bat'leth now...

dr
Can I get a refund?

Eerie Wight
B: I am your father. A: Nooooo! Wait, that's right.

Latin From Manhattan
Wait a minute, our last date was two years ago and he looks at least four! Even a Klingoff can count on his fingers, lady!

Latin From Manhattan
Prove it! Give him a batleth and let's see if he can take me in three rounds!

Thomas j. Evans
So, somebody DID spike my prune juice at that party after all...

Michael Reincke
Barf to bridge: Go to red alert, we' ve got huge problems down here in the transporter room...

Thomas j. Evans
Barf: Why did you not eat him like we agreed?

Eric
He's a ridge off the ol' forehead.

TEFII
Couldn't you have just brought me a pet tribble?

Eric
At least I've been spared the ordeal of diaper changing.

Allronix
Note to self: Date outside your species next time...

Eric
To learn combat, see me. To learn about "feelings", see the Betazoid.

Save Ferris
I suppose he'll be old enough to pilot his own ship next time you visit?

Save Ferris
Amazing how quickly Klingons age on TV

Eric
If he were MY son he would have said something stupidly macho by now.

Eric
...welcome to the world of secondary plots, son.

Eric
...so, son, have you started your first war yet?

Eric
He's a chip of the old blockhead.

Eric
...I'll believe you when I see him eat what I eat for dinner.

Eric
...and I suppose you're his mother!

Eric
...another ploy to illustrate to our viewers how selfish macho warriors must grow into nurturing roll models.

Jack Hammerfist
Darn hollowdeck safeties-- always failing at the worst time!

Eric
...and I suppose you expect me to have "family values".

Jack Hammerfist
Nice try--I happen to know he's YOUR son!

Cmdr. Solomon
How did this...no wait, I know about that...Oh well, welcome to the show, er ship kid.

Eric
...then why hasn't he commenced hostilities yet?

Eric
...and I suppose you expect me to "nurture" him.

Jack Hammerfist
Must have been ONE tough childbirth!

Jack Hammerfist
Impossible-- I had the hollowdeck safeties on!

The Great Wizzard
Today is a good day to die. I'm unsure for whom...

Cmdr. Solomon
I hope for his sake he is NOT a Klingoff version of Measly.

Jack Hammerfist
Yeah right-- he doesn't look a THING like me!

alex
transporter two to beam down

chrifgo
Maybe it was a good day to sire!

mars2028
What is this, Jerry Springer?

strikefalcon
Are those still his baby ridges?

strikefalcon
Why do I have a bad feeling that I'm going to be stuck with this kid for a while?

strikefalcon
Please tell me he's potty trained!

The Great Wizzard
Come back in 2 years when he's fully grown.

The Great Wizzard
I don't accept him until he's a grown-up warrior

X
...one should think Klingon ceremonies are good for something...

Jo
I've been away that long huh?

Ensign Walkonpart
It seems only yesterday I had a gleam in my eye.

Ensign Walkonpart
I am hoping the stardate is April 1st.

cyberconch
Funny thoes head wrinkles dont look like mine

Nodrog_CRC
Great. Fine. Now where's that surprise you promised me?

ScottE Bemeup
If you were any other child, I'd spank you where you stand.

ScottE Bemeup
But it's only been two episodes since we met.

ScottE Bemeup
Very nice. Now take him away.

ScottE Bemeup
Just so long as it's not a good day to cry.

Nodrog_CRC
Whyis he so short?

talshiarHQ
Captain Pinchhard will be glad to have TWO Measleys on board.

Glorendil
What are your plans for tomorrow, alexander? shaving?

Glorendil
By the looks of him, I've missed the "Koochy-Koochy-Koo" bit

talshiarHQ
O'Blimey! Initiate emergency evacuation transplod immediately!

Captain Starsa
Oh come on, by the time I was a year Old, I had already grown twice that size!

Captain Starsa
Why does he look at least five years old when the last time I was with you was one year ago?

cat
Hmm, at least he'll live some episodes, he isn't wearing red.

Ann E. Nichols
Humans are right -- kids do seem to grow up overnight!

Ann E. Nichols
How did he catch "Soap Opera Brat Super-Growth" disease?

Leander
Yep, today is a good day to die.

JC
I'm gonna have to fire my dating agency!