e langan
OK, Who didn't download the latest drivers?

Shannon Dybvig
If you think we're having problems, just think of the Forager!

Jim
Number One, I believe I informed you that the Sev Wars screen saver was not compatible with our system

Error- Ted Rebo in system
It could be worse. There are some ships in Sevfleet that are still on DOS.

Arch
No IT was not the sun light bouncing off my head.

Allronix
And the worst part is that tech support STILL uses Barry Manilow as the hold music

MasterBlaster
"Right, Piker, no more diagnostics on the nacelles" Piker: "Aahh,come on, I wanna know where the 'woosh' sound comes from!!"

Haz
Where's the instruction manual?!

Borg Comedy Drone
Every time we try accessing www.sev.com.au!

kes the sweet lil ocampa
i knew we shouldn't have updated the damn thing!

FCC
Beta! Stop your beta tests!

FCC
Gaudy! Dump the memory core!

FCC
What a cliff-hanger!

neilinoz
Preapare to engage the "Kick Hard" Manevour

neilinoz
I suppose I have to make my own Tea now..

Stephen Paine
Pinchhard: Number One... From now on you go to Shutdown...

EoRaptor
alright, who hit CTRL ALT DEL?

EoRaptor
I guess counselor tryhard can crash more than saucers

EoRaptor
sev Fleet's latest weapon against the Bored I see

EoRaptor
The bored's newest insidious weapon!

Waza
Tell me that we backed up the warp core contaiment protocols

EoRaptor
This is the "Next Geneneration" OS?

EoRaptor
So the XP stands for Xtra Problems

EoRaptor
I thought we got Mac OS XXI

EoRaptor
I told Gourdy to register!

Mr. Bob
Darnit! We were almost to the top ten list!

Raven
Computer...initiate self destruct...that should take care of it.

Ravenid
Who let Troy at the Computer?

Razor
Not the Klingoff M'Elissa virus again!

Tracey
It's not going to move is it? Have you seen it move? I haven't seen it move.

Elven Archer
Let's throw some ensigns at it and see if it helps.

Save Ferris
That's the last time we set coordinates for the planet CTRLALTDEL!

Bill Harris
Now all we have to do is get the Bored to assevilate this!

Tim
The Borg have assimilated Windows, Quickly Mr. Piker assemble the 133t hax0r squadron and contact the Linux homeworld.

Koby
Computer! Control - Alt - Delete!

Baroner
I see the Binars have worked out their trade agreement with Microshort.

crabby
Pinched the computer's BIOS and see what I get !!

Latin From Manhattan
Ho hum, you have the bridge, Number One. I'll be in my Ready Room taking a nap.

Cmdr. Tony Q
This is the last time I let Measily fix the main computer.

Gary Alexander
Whenever we try to get to warp 2...

EvilDevil
I know that it was a bad idea for Beta to date our computer... and break up with her...

Doug Wilson
Are we "Sevfleet" or "Microsoft Explorers"?

Doug Wilson
Geez, you'd think 6 Trillion Gigabytes would be enough memory. . . .

roman
Beta, are you trying to take over the ship again?

Doug Wilson
Damn! My logs weren't saved yet!

Janene V
Number One, who turned off the stars?

Kolssed
Something tells me Barfly has been in the Holodeck again.

Kolssed
We never had this problem in the Bored Collective

Ug
Warp leaks. Plasma leaks. Memory leaks.

Cmdr. Solomon
You've been visiting www.sev.com.au/toonzone again, haven't you Number One? I told you, any more than 12 hours straight and the computer laughs so much she crashes.

Samurai
The computer won't be the only thing that crashes if that planet doesn't disappear.

Chris Johnson
That's it. Reformat, and install Linux. That's an order!

John Midgley
Don’t worry Number One. That blue screen is just where they put the special effects

John Midgley
Pickhard: If this was Forager we could at least try the reset button!

Nathan Palmer
Hmm, I knew I shouldn't have used Y2K compliant software...

Michael_T
Damnit!!! Whoever said that Windows XP2467 doesn't crash is going to the brig!

Captain Sevway
I knew we shouldn't have changed to Sevspace (heh heh just kidding John)

Dylan
Darn Y3K virus

joe
Thats what we get when Regurge connects his glasses to the sevsor panel!

DoggySpew
Now we will never know what happened to the battle.(BOOOM)

Neb-Cheper-Re
Well, so much for boldly going with Explorer. Let's try the Warp drive, shall we?

Phil
Somebody unplug Beta!

Mark
What's worse is we have to fix the problem ourselves!

Michael
Bluescreen of death!

John Midgley
Mr LaForge, eject the disk!

John Midgley
Well it makes a change from our Hollowdeck malfunctioning.

Delta Flyer
pinchhard:This always happens when the warranty runs out!

Zathras
Sigh ... So Will, tell me about your childhood

qomi
Beta, this is not the time to test you humour routine!

Bob
Damn,the y3k bug hit again!

Sesspit
Been there, seen that. 20 times today!

EvilDevil
I guess the SFX team is taking a break...

BluesMotel
Screen: "Joystick.exe has crashed. Please wait while system restarts." Pinchhard: "Piker, I've told you once..."

roman
did spot tried to mark a power conduit in the computer core again?

ibwolf
I told you not to open that attachment, number one.

Alex Moore
Number 1, take the bridge. I'm going to rejoin the Borg collective, I much prefer assimilation to this

Barry Edwards
Damn Windows 2400 bloatware!

Eerie Wight (stealing from Weird Al)
What kind of chip do we have in there, a Dorito?

Eerie Wight
Picard: Tell the Borg that we need a do over for this battle. Riker: Sorry captain, they say the limit is three do overs.

James Teale
Oh great...Sevfleet decided to replace LCARS with Windows!

Rubix
Could uhhh....could someone please press the reset button?

Rubix
Number One, prepare for the three fingered salute!

Jim
This thing hasn't worked since we disconnected Barfly.

Jim
Mr. Cruncher, if I find "Starship Simulator III" in the CD drive, you're history.

127 of 128
Oh great, now it'll load up in safe mode.

Elven Archer
Is this going to be one of those episodes were we restart over and over and over again until memories begin surfacing and someone figures out we're running into an OS from the past?

Anshuman
picard: all right, who's the wise guy who decided to use windows on the ships main computer?

Gul Teral
Pinchhard: I miss the good old days of Windows 2368. Piker: Yeah, that sure was a stable operating system.

Gul Teral
Pinchhard: Things sure have changed since Microsoft bought Sevfleet.

Gul Teral
P: Okay, okay. Let's uninstall Netscape and return to Explorer. This is clearly beyond our ability.

Gul Teral
An android officer, a teenage prodigy and Sevfleets best chief enginner, and still nobody knows how to prevent this.

MindMelda
Who gave the three-fingered salute?

r'chel
I told you not to let Measley near that console!

LadyGrey
I see that Lt. Barfly has found the Hollowdeck again

James Teale
That's the last time we call Sevfleet tech support!!

Bill Harris
I think we've just fond the perfect weapon against the Bored.

Ray Jewhurst
Number one, see to it that Linux is installed next refit.

TEFII
I think its processor shrank.

Lord Fledrinnian
Computer: An interesting game, Professor Pickhard. The only winning move is not to play.

Green Dave
Damn you Bill Gates, Damn you to hell!

MasterBlaster
Let me guess, Troi's been playing with the buttons again...

Castillo
Inform the Bored, that our new weapon is armed and ready!

Arthur Dent
Without the starfield screensaver, we'll just have to use our imaginations Number One.

Dr Eediot
Dammit Will, you installed Windows 98!

dan runo
Galaxy-class ship, Galaxy-class bugs...

Barachem
They told us that the series would become more realistic, but I never expected this.

Graham Gold
...so then the Admiral says, "I've got a brother-in-law in the computer business!"

Gregory Griffiths
NOW do all of you understand why I don't like children?

Gregory Griffiths
Well, it looks like we won't be setting course for Betazed, Beta's head, or any other destination for a while now.

Gregory Griffiths
Since we all seem to have a lot of time on our hands, let's come up with ways to slam Microsoft and Bill Gates!

Gregory Griffiths
Let the anti-Microsoft smearing begin!

Gregory Griffiths
Pinchhard: Oh, great! 47th time this week! Piker: Barf isn't the only crewmember feeling aggressive tendancies!

Gregory Griffiths
The computer goes down more often than Quirk's redshirts!

Gregory Griffiths
What? O.K., who let Tryhard counsel the main computer? She keeps this up, next thing you know, she'll be crashing the ship!

Jonathan Davies
To boldy see what everyone has seen before!

Cmdr. Solomon
Pinchard:I see Doyouwanna's been using the computer again. Piker:How can you tell? Pinchard:It crashed didn't it? Piker:Ouch, that was a bad joke.

Breeze and Finrod
Piker: The Blue Screen of Doom! Pinchhard: Evasive action! Piker: The computer isn't working sir!

Ambassador_Star
Hurry up computer, before they come out with yet another series!

Nelson Sack
Well Number one, we might be here a while, know any good jokes?

Rob Arts
probably the enterprise-edition...

Vincent T. Vantine
That relic Beta was testing, wasn't it something called "Windows 95"?

eric bartoszak
Number One, inform Mr.Barclay he is no longer allowed holodeck use.

Do you know who I am?
Message: System resources low. Please wait while system restarts... Pinchhard: I thought I told Guano not to replicate anymore hats?

Aaron Principe
Red Alert! All hands prepare to be rebooted!

Zathras
That does it! No more time traveling for this ship

Zathras
OK Cue, that's enough! Get us out of the 20th century!

Zathras
This is what happens when Starships are built by the lowest bidder

Jim
Number One, will you kindly go below and break out the abacus?

Nik Kovalenko
The USS Macintosh doesn't have this problem!

james tyler
And we were right at the good part where the alien ship blows up!

Phillip Sral
BAH! That's what we get for using an operating system called 'Windows - The Next Generation"

TEFII
On the upside, when the Bord assevilate us they'll get this too.

TEFII
Time for a commercial break.

Ross Vincent
Makes you want to pull your hair out!

Londo Moelarry
I may have crashed the computer, but at least I've never crashed the ship. Unlike some people. Right, Number One?

jkl
Pinchhard: His fame has survived the centuries.

jkl
Pinchhard: Hail the enemy ship. Tell them we give up. We can't fight without our computer. Piker: The comm system is routed through the computer, you egghead. Pinchhard: We are going down.

Rui Gouveia
I don't miss the old days THAT much!!!

Wyrminarrd
Why does it always happen when I haven´t saved for a long time!

FCC
Computer! End program!

Ms X
Bloody pentium MXIV.

erik
Perhaps letting Counselor Tryhard be the sysadmin wasn't a good idea.

Brian
Number one, as soon as the system reboots, target MicroSev headquarters and fire!

roman
this all probably the result of that Iconian program that infiltrated our computer.. what was its name.. , windows..?

Borg Comedy Drone
O'Brien was wrong, hitting computers doesn't always make them work

Borg Comedy Drone
I don't care if it was from Melissa that e-mail was dodgy

Miss Q
Data must have plugged himself into the wrong wall socket.

Captain Big Mouth
Too bad the warranty expired yesterday.

Rob Dyson
I warned you about installing that Servcie Pack!

Daryl Temple
I knew the Borg and Bill Gates would team up on us oneday!

Blaze
Computer, Initiate Control, Alt, Delete.

Cronos
Strange....nobody attacked us.

Frederik Egger
We should´nt have bought Microsoft LCARS from that Ferengi!

Lt. Brad Gentry
That's the last time we illegally upgrade our memory!

Ambassador_Star
Piker! I said download the upgrade, not upgrade the download!

D.Lerious
That does it! We're upgrading to Windows 2075!

Kromwell
Mr Data must still be trying to solve that age old Microsoft Software again

Roger Strong
Riker: Windows reliability. Picard: Make it so-so.

star trek ebcyclopedia
Dammit! This happens every time we try to go back in time and kill Bill Gates!

Mark
Number one, I told you not to download that ensign replacement program!

Toby Chapman
I told them it was a mistake to resurect Bill Gates !

Darcie
You'd think humanity would have advanced passed the curse of Bill Gate by now...

Agent-D
I told you we should have closed down some of those ad windows

Mark
I told you the 'just-in-time' operation system isn't!

Mark
I told you it couldn't handle the joystick!

David Vader & Eerie Wight
Riker: "Captain, we are hurtling toward death." Picard: "Have we tried reversing the polarity?" Riker: "Ten times, Captain." Picard: "Damn. Prepare to separate saucer section."

Mark
No more video games for you, number one!

Jeremy Salig
Hail the Romulans! We need another "time out."

Anthony
prepare to slingshot around the sun, we are going to have a 'talk' with Mr. Gates.

David Vader
"Damn it, where are my flying toasters?"

Designation: Adele
That's the last time I let you drive!

Designation: Adele
Who let Doyawanna drive?

Danny Yan
So....Piker, what is this "Windows" everyone is talking about?

StrikeFalcon
Well, at least the life support is plugged into a Macintosh!!!

Gilly
"I see Majel's fallen-off the wagon train to the stars,again."

StrikeFalcon
Did someone spill coffee on the keyboard again???

Matt Barendrecht
Number one, when was the last backup made?

StrikeFalcon
Picard: Why do we always have to see this blasted blue screen? Riker: The stars are added in post...Stupid!!!

Theodore Moser
I'd rather see ten Bored cubes than this infernal screen

StrikeFalcon
OK, who was running too many apps at the same time?!?!

Theodore Moser
Number One, tell Beta no more playing mind games with the computer

Dak
Pinchhard: For goodness sakes, Piker, I told you to defrag the shields every week!

Dave Sturm
Argh! WindowsTNG

klingonwarrior
Another one bytes the dust.

klingonwarrior
Payback for all those self-destruct commands?

The Red 9
I hate it when it does that in the heat of battle.

Manda
Screen Message: "Startrek.exe is not executed at form oo1.png." Pinchhard: "Is the universal translator not responding, either?"

Vito
At least it's better than the "Red Shirt of Death"

Dave
Viewscreen: Your Starship has performed an illegal operation. Pinchhard: It's a good thing that we are not in battle. Piker: Bored cube bearing 123 Mark 4. Bored: Resistance is Futitle. You will have to REBOOT.

Matt
Computer Screen - "Incoming enemy torpedo. Loading shields, please wait..." Pinchhard - "I thought Windows XP was supposed to be more stable than Windows 98?!?"

LadyGrey
250 years later and they still haven't gotten the bugs out

Eric Williams
have ensign gates report to the brig number 1

FlaQu2
We should never have unthawed Bill Gates! - Plot to destroy the borg be damned!

Michael Sacal
If I've said it once, I've said it twice: Get Mac!

betas head
gordie you have some explaing to do

Save Ferris
We could crash and rebuild the Enterforaprize faster !

Philip Smith
Perhaps we ought to ring the helpline sir!

Kevin Fowler
Screen: Virus detected: Pinchhard: Commander, next time Mr. Beta comes down with a cold, please keep him away from the main computer!

Brian Savoie
I told LCARS not to outsource to Microsoft.

Greg Tyler
Maybe we should rename this thing the main BLUEscreen!

Ben Recchie
That's the last time we try to install Pong on this thing, Piker.

Jonathan Taylor
Number One, set a slingshot course around the sun. Temporal prime directive be damned, we're going to put an end to Bill Gates once and for all!

klingonwarrior
It seems that the ship is paying us back for all those self destruct commands I gave.

Jim Stevenson
I've always felt it was a mistake for 20th Century Earth to clone Bill Gates. Barbarians!

TEFII
You had to open the attachment, didn't you?

Scott S.
I knew we shouldn't have promoted Bill Gates to Chief Engineer!

Jedi Jawa
I knew I shouldn't have upgraded to the 24th century edition before the first upgrade package!

Richard Watts-Huston
Damn Windows 2371! Always bugs!

Richard Huston
Number 1, I thought you had defragmented it last week?

Jorge Sanchez
what the hell is wrong with this bloody computer and that godforsaken "blue screen of death"?

Boggs
We never had this problem before we put Windows on Starships

Brian Lang
The good news is Admiral Gates is due for retirement soon.

havoc
If only we hadn't let that alien Bill Gates escape to the past and change the timeline

Stéph
Number One, evasive manoeuver pattern "Ctrl+Alt+Del"!

Shlamko
All right, who multitasked?

talshiarHQ
On screen : "No keyboard detected , press any key to continue."

Cyberconch
Measly, there will be NO more playing minesweeper while on duty

Ambassador_Star
Piker, remind the crew that the computer is for OFFICE use only!

Cyberconch
Measly, I said to download the Windoze virus to the Borg ship! You've doomed us all!

Ambassador_Star
Piker, I thought you said your cousin Lenny was a computer EXPERT!

Bluestar
I knew Sevfleet shouldn't have given the contract to Microsoft.

Rabbit
Measly! Are you loading "Doom" again?!?

Rabbit
Assimilation's got to be better than this.

Rabbit
I wonder if the Bored run into this problem

Rabbit
Where do you want to boldly go today?

Allronix
An this was the reason our fleet was defeated at Wolf 359 - the Borg use Linux

Xenite
Darn that Bill Gates the 23rd!

FCC
Where no one has ever gone before, eh?

David Roe
Note to self: Demote Bill Gates to Ensign

The Great Wizzard
Next time, Measly won't get computer access for his homework

The Great Wizzard
Tell Gaudy he should not try to upgrade his Visor through the Internet again!

ScottE Bemeup
This thing crashes more often than Gainweight's scuttlecraft.

ScottE Bemeup
The computer's mission, to boldly go down daily.

roman
we should have known better than to press the restart botton in the end of every episode..

Nails
Damn it, Piker! I told engineering to switch to Linux! But did they listen? No!

The Great Wizzard
All I'm asking is a cup of tea!

§Sean§
P: Where do *you* want to go today? R: How about the nearest iMac shop?

Bob
That's it...the "E" is running on Linux.

Nick "Naraht" Frame
JLP:Great Idea, uploading Win XP to stop the bored.

Sjerrie
P: I knew we should've gone for Linux!

Number Zero
Pinchard: So, what are you going to do in the meantime? - Piker: Grow a beard. You should try growing some hair in the meantime.

Number Zero
Either one: Lets see what takes longer: a computer restart or the voyage to the next star system

Number Zero
Pinchard: Let me guess: Measly played some Action game on the holodeck again?

Number Zero
Pinchard: Did you gave computer access to Counselor Tryhard again? - Piker: Just wait till she crashes the entire ship.

Michael Daisley
Message: Computer has crashed. Please wait while Measly saves the multiverse. Again.

The Great Wizzard
No wonder the Bored weren't able to assimilate the computer...

The Grey Wizzard
"One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them, one OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!"

The Great Wizzard
Computer: "How do you want to crash today?"

Grefwen
Was this OS really the Enterprise edition?

captain Starsa
Allright! who touched the mouse!

captain Starsa
Somebody please tell me why Starfleet went with the Cryogenically frozen Bill Gates for a computer system?

talshiarHQ
Cue ! That's not funny !

talshiarHQ
Mr.Cruncher. I said: DON'T open a channel with the "USS AOL" !

talshiarHQ
Never contact spaceprobes from the 20th Century...

talshiarHQ
Mr.Beta has a date with the computer core...

talshiarHQ
Nobody use replicaterers while going to warped.Sevfleet rule.

talshiarHQ
Let's hope nobody was in the transplonder...

talshiarHQ
Piker :Damn cheap fungi update!

talshiarHQ
I told Gaudi that transtwerp is something only for foragers...

Cmdr. Tony Q
Time to play a game of poker, eh?

Russell
Ensign Gates To The Brigde

Wolf
OK! Who opened this "I LOVE YOU" - Transmission?

Wolf
It's your turn, #1! Press the reset-button.

Seeker
Computer: Computer down. Please take the next day to explore yourselves.

Seeker
Damn... another character-building episode.

Wolf
OK, thats it! #1, arrest Tryhard! I told her not to counsel the computer!!

jizhou16
you'd think in 300 years they could have at least changed the colour

Wolf
Piker, its your turn now! You know where the Windoze-CDs are.

Wolf
Anyone want to know why Captains loose their hair?

Wolf
Damned security-update!!

Wolf
5%...6%...7%...7%...7%...Damned, the restart crashed!!

Glorendil
By the time it restarts we'll need to go back to make another movie!

The Great Wizzard
Number One, it's YOUR responsibility to renew our licenses!

Glorendil
I told Jordy to remove the solitaire holodeck program!

Mark
Curse you, Microsev!

Mark
Number one, I told you not to upgrade the window system!

erry
It's a pity they took away the "exit" button after they realised no one actually waited.

Derek
The greatest technology the Federation has to offer, and we're stopped dead by runtime error.

Derek
Oh, we must be entering a system low on temporal anomalies.

Derek
Well, it's more interesting than Beta's poetry.

Derek
With the computer down, we can't even call for a repair man!

Derek
Piker, have you been visiting those websites again?

Jo
After all these centuries you think that MicroSev would finally have a version that didn't crash!

Jo
Number One get those nanites and Measley off my ship!

Jo
Has Measley been hacking again?

Razor
Screen: Computer has crashed, causing the Warp Core to explode and sending the saucer section hurdling into a nearby planet! Pinchard: *sigh* Another day at the office.

Razor
Pinchard: I'm heading to my quarters. Piker: See you here tomorrow morning.

The Penguin Weekly
What exactly was Barf doing on that hollowdeck?

The Penguin Weekly
What were you saying last night about meeting a woman with an "infectious" new computer game?

The Penguin Weekly
Jettison Measly immediately.

The Penguin Weekly
I told Beta that Mr. Computer wasn't going to like Mr. Toycorder, but would Beta listen, nooooo . . . . .

The Penguin Weekly
This is the worst disaster to strike us since Beta's Lifeforms song!

The Penguin Weekly
Fire all torpedos . . . at Microsoft headquarters!

The Penguin Weekly
Pinchhard: Who let Tryhard on the bridge??? Piker: You did, sir. Pinchhard: Oh.

ThePenguinWeekly
"What? How could anyone in the universe not be Windows compatible?"

The Penguin Weekly
What exactly were you installing, Piker?

The Penguin Weekly
That's all in 47 hours???

Nemi
It's only a matter of time before life support fail now...

The Penguin Weekly
As long as the ship doesn't crash next . . . (voice offscreen) We're headed for a planet!!!

jdwiseman
Why can't this ever happen to the Bored.

Razor
I guess Windows 2400 has some bugs after all!

jdwiseman
And just when the starfield was getting good.

The Penguin Weekly
Pinchhard: How long till I can resume my conversation with Lwaxana Troi? Piker: 4 hours 47 minutes 17 seconds. Pinchhard: Excellent. Go to warp immediately.

maybe...
Not again! Too many pop-up windows...

hed
Piker: Sir, did you pay your server?

The Penguin Weekly
Damn! And right before I was about to save everything too!

Sheepy99
Computer message: Windows is installing its latest drivers. Please use this time to register your purchase.

The Penguin Weekly
Number One . . . did you try to play Minesweeper and MP3s at the same time again?

Sheepy99
Computer message: Thank you for installing Microsoft Windows 2500. Please wait while the program updates your last version of Windows.

jdwiseman
By the time this is done, I could be an old man.

The Penguin Weekly
Aw man! And we were in the middle of a battle against the Bored too!

Sheepy99
This never happened with DOS.

Sheepy99
What is this the Beta version?

Sheepy99
Somebody reboot the ship

Sheepy99
Ok somebody look out the window and tell me if were still in doing warp.

jdwiseman
My God...it's full of bugs.

Sheepy99
Geeze, we just installed Windows 3842.1

Sheepy99
Damn Microsoft monopoly

jdwiseman
Well, at least it's something new to look at.

jdwiseman
You've downloaded too much porn again, haven't you?

jdwiseman
What do you want to bet this'll be a two-parter?

hed
Well I say a good book is always preferable to downloading!

jdwiseman
Well, this ought to be a good episode.

hed
...and you wonder why I am balding!

Todd
Number One, plot a time warp let's go phaser Bill Gates

Logicwolf
Pinchhard : Hand me my copy of "Galaxy class starship operating system for dummies" book number one.

Logicwolf
Pinchhard : Time for the "Ctrl + Alt + Delete" manoeuvre number one.

Logicwolf
Pinchhard : It does this every time I perform the "Pinchhard manoeuvre".

Logicwolf
Pinchhard : Do you know how to install a Linux operating system number one?

Logicwolf
Pinchhard : Technobabble don't fail us now!

Logicwolf
Screen : A plothole calls for the computer to crash at the most inappropriate time. Please wait while system restarts. Pinchhard : How appropriate.

The Trivial Psychic
Number One, what did I tell you about downloading "Patches" for Windows 2368?

Ann E. Nichols
Ancient sailors spent less time waiting for the wind to blow!

Ann E. Nichols
We don't even have shoddy Carsalesmen technology to blame this on.

Lt. Tigera
Pinchhard: Is this some kind of joke? Piker: No, just the new screensaver.

Lt. Tigera
Even in the future, nothing works!

Ann E. Nichols
I hear the ominous sound of viewers changing the channel.

Londo Moelarry
Five hundred years and Microsoft still can't make a stable operating system.

Ensign Cory
Computer: Computer has Crashed. Please wait while system restarts. Estimated time, 6 hours three minutes, have a nice day. Pinchhard: Call our lawyers, the guarantee said it wouldn't crash in a battle.

Eric
All this so you can steer the ship with a joystick?

Eric
Message: "Please insert the disk that contains warp drivers". Pinchhard: Try to find it before we enter the planet's atmosphere, number 1.

Eric
Don't tell me you lost the Enterforaprize's emergency repair disk.

Eric
Tell me again why the Bored want to assevilate us.

Eric
Next time be sure to specify exactly WHICH computer Measly can use to study ancient Earth technology.

Tamara
Figures, the computer is the only one around here who gets a day off.

Eric
I guess we'd better start looking for the warp driver disks. It will ask for them soon.

Tamara
Well Sevfleet didn't mention this in the recruitment brochure.

Eric
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Eric
I wanted you to upgrade our viewscreen, not our windows!

Eric
Quite ironic number 1, our only window is apparently running Windows.

Dan McNickle
Number One! Go to red alert and lock all weapons on Microsoft!

Eric
This time install the RIGHT warp driver!

Allronix
Number One, after we reboot, tell LaForge to find a way to send this to the Borg...

Shannon Dybvig
Why did Dr. Soong have to make Beta incompatible with Linux?

Shannon Dybvig
It's a wonder Windows won the Linux-Windows war in 2034....

Shannon Dybvig
And yet the borg STILL want to assimilate us...

Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
I knew we shouldn't have trusted the Ferengi when they said it wasn't Y2K compliant.

mars2028
"Computer, UNfreeze program!"

mars2028
This isn't what I meant by "Freeze Program."

Ooooh, my head!
Screen: Your computer has been assevilated. Reboot is futile.

Ooooh, my head!
Number One, please tell me this is Beta trying to develop his sense of humour again.

Ooooh, my head!
P: "NOW what? Has Beta been trying to run the systems with his spare head again?

KSheff
I don't care what your opinion is, number one, this is still the result of not breaking up the Microsoft monopoly in 2001!

Robert Underwood
Pinchhard: Who decided to get Windows 2364? Piker: Beta.

MindMelda
Set course to Microsoft IX, phasers armed!

Fishstic
I hate Windows ...

JC
Oh well, let's hope noone attacks us for the next 3 hours...