Griffin
I didn't know a Survival challenge would go this far!

EvilDevil
Damn Hollywood! First the White House and now this... Damn Sci-fi writers!!!

EvilDevil
Damn simians... apes... monkeys... whatever!!!

Andy
Why does it always happen to the Liberty? Why is it never a giant sausage?

Smeagol
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Kolssed
My God! That poor woman has been turned to stone!!

neilinoz
I KNEW this ending would be contrived!

neilinoz
"It's a hell of a town!!!!!"

Daylight
I can't believe that stupid statue is the only thing to survive!

jonnie B
All those frequent flyer miles, gone!

Shane Killian
You maniac! Damn you, Tim Burton! God damn you to Hell! You did it! You screwed it up!!!

Juan Deer
I knew I shouldn't have come to New York in the off season!

bored
I'm in New-York?! well, thet explains the apes...

Mr. Spork
What a sand sculpture!.....wait a minute.....

Huw Hay
first you kidnap my people then you steal our statue

Kolssed
Like all the apes speaking English wasn't a big enough give away!!!

Haesan
There are FOUR sequels!!

Eerie Wight
Bow before Pointy-Head, the humans' new Goddess!

Eerie Wight
Heston's woman: Whoa, mood swing city! No way I'm marrying this psycho.

talshiarHQ
You'we destroyed our statues,but I can blow up an entire planet!

M. Prins
Hey, we have one exactly like that back on earth!

Elf
Damn! We are SO lost!

Elf
My God, it`s full of sand!

Lt. Brad Gentry
This can't be New York! There's not a thug in sight!

alex
New York is the last place I wanna be right now. Why can't I escape!

Jack Hammerfist
I'LL give you my tattered, my hungry....

Jack Hammerfist
Those French fiends--they gave EVERYBODY one!

Jack Hammerfist
Hey, these aren't apes-- they're COPYCATS!

Jack Hammerfist
An inflatable statue of liberty-- they BLEW IT UP!

Jack Hammerfist
Damn brats-- no respect for national landmarks!

Jack Hammerfist
Dammit-- they're RENOVATING again!

kent
Oh man, I just can't place where I've seen this before!

one of zero
Damn you dirty apes!! You even gave her underarm hair!

My Name is Neo!
Call 911! I've found where they've taken it!

Rob LeBeau
Give your tired masses....my foot!

Sevanonymous
You damn dirty apes! You copied *OUR* Statue of Liberty! ...wait a minute...

talshiarHQ
Noooo...I'm in France!

Designation: Adele
You call this liberating!?!?

Farnell
Damn you American Cultural Imperialism! Damn you all to hell!

Save Ferris
That's one hecukva immunity idol!

aussietrekker
I will not sing New York, New York!!!!!

admiral451
Where's the other half of the 10 Commandments?!

Bobby
Hardly seemed worth the trip does it

Bobby
Great, I rode all this way and what do I find,tourist season has ended

hed
WHY...why can't I make a sand castle like that!

Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
Oh my God, they killed the statue of liberty! You bastards!!!!

Monkey Rebo- doing the arboreal thing
I come all the way here, get manhandled by monkeys, and they don't even have any decent souvenirs?!

Wolf
Damned recruitment slogan! Discover unknown places, they said! Meet strange people, they said! What do I find? Junkys in New York!

Save Ferris
I did it !! I'm the winner for Survivor MMI !!!

idiotboy
Gah!! I've been wanting to see the future all my life, and now I don't even get the foil-wrap jumpsuit!

Jo
Damn those apes! What's next making crackers out of people. (ref to Soilent Green)

Jo
Those bloody baboons are making me bananas!

Chipper
Where's a cop? I wanna report a missing civilization!

Chipper
Never a cabbie when you need one!

--mfh--
This old French statue survived, but none of the American buildings?

*
I've told him to turn LEFT at Alpha Centauri!!!

Mike Howell
You darn dirty apes went and dissolved the NRA!

Eerie Wight
'Bring me your poor, down-trodden, and huddled monkeys yearning to breathe free.' What the hell?

Robert hanks
I am so not diggin that up!

Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
Nooooooo! It's really Earth in the future.....think of the child support payments I owe my ex wife!!

Ooooh, my head!
This is war! GORILLA war!

Ooooh, my head!
This takes monkey business to a new low.

Ooooh, my head!
Aaargh! We de-evolved!

Mark
I leave for a little while and the whole place goes ape!

Ooooh, my head!
*!~@*@!*! vandals!

Mark
Houston, we have a problem!

Mark
Those lying apes! They said this was Australia!

Mark
Why doesn't she look like an ape?

Mark
That's it! I'm parting the sea and leaving!

Mark
No! The Cubs finally won!

Mark
No! We're on Gilligan's Island!

Mark
My beach-front home...gone! All gone!

Steelwolf
Oh Hell - we're in the Spaceballs movie !

erik
Darn it, I KNOW I've seen that somewhere before!

David Vader
"First the remains of miniature cities, and now this. I am humongous!"

erik
Oh no! We've entered the Twilight Zone!

erik
You call this a climax? I figured this out 20 minutes into the movie!

erik
Why does Earth always translate to "the United States of America"?

Adam Barger
Damn these minature golf courses! Damn them all to hell!

Reverand Bear
Dammit - wherever I go there always *something* French!

Eric
How many World Series' have I missed?

Captain Proton
That crazy apes have copied our statue

Eric
All I've been through when I could have just taken the subway!

MindMelda
Those dirty stinkin' apes! They put it in their litter box!

MindMelda
I knew it! This had to be New York!

The Great Wizzard
I hate those subliminal ads...

Shlamko
There used to be a pretzel stand there!

Shlamko
Hey, I just bought tickets!

Save Ferris
Funny, on TV she looks much taller !

Shlamko
And to think I waited 3 hours in line to enter it!

Save Ferris
Idamn those dirty apes, from ChimpanA to ChimpanZ (attributed to The Simpsons, of course).

Save Ferris
All those years of space travel, and I still haven't made it out of Manhattan!

Save Ferris
I told them that hole in the Ozone would prove to be destructive!

The Great Wizzard
Burton!!! Come back!!! We haven't finished yet!!! The final scene is incomplete!!!

EvilDevil
Those damn stinkin' producers!!!

Farnell
Who'd have thought it! This Earth like planet, where evolution has thrown up animals just like Earth apes and humans, and horses and where everybody speaks English, this planet actually has a statue JUST LIKE the Statue of Liberty. Oh well, I suppose it's a coincidence.

Corsair
I KNEW those World Series celebrations were going to get out of hand...

Ignacio L Echeverria
Won't i ever get away from you!?

Nodrog_CRC
I'm in New York? NO!!!!!!!

Nodrog_CRC
"Ow! Hot sand! Burning knees! Ow!"

Nodrog_CRC
You fools! You blew up Mega-Maid! (Ref to Spaceballs)

Nodrog_CRC
They can take our land, they can take our statue, but they will NEVER take our parodies!

as
So much for liberty, eh?

ibwolf
I knew I should have asked for directions

Keith
NOOOOO! I was supposed to meet my girlfriend on the base of the Statue of Liberty on New Year's Eve 1970!

The Great Wizzard
Nooooo! Who meddled with the "Ben Hur" script?

The Great Wizzard
Damn! 2000 years too late!

The Great Wizzard
I thought you wanted to take care of the street gangs, Giuliani!

The Great Wizzard
No! Not that much vandalism!

The Great Wizzard
NOOOOO! Burton, please cut that out!

Daniel Ellison
We should never have gone back to the trees

The Great Wizzard
Damn you! Damn you all! Why did you have to make such liberal immigration laws!

The Great Wizzard, channeling The Simpsons
*singing* You finally made a monkey out of me...

The Great Wizzard
Damn you! Damn you Mel Brooks!

The Great Wizzard
No! I wanted a black monolith!

Allronix
&*@#$! I wish I renewed my NRA membership!

Jo
Apes rule? How cruel!

Jo
Beaten bigtime by a bunch of bloody baboons.s

Eric
Great! Now there are TWO women who won't talk to me!

JC
Those stinkin' apes stole our statue!