Toothpicks
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Is my vision that bad?
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Daylight
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I am. It just looks better on me.
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Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
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Oh yes, and why don't I join starfleet too and follow all your little rules. Allow me to bow to the superiority of humanity.
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Kindrea
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Would you want to look like a race that both the Dumbminion and the Bored are after?
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Kindrea
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I'm trying to find one that isn't already taken.
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Ryyn
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Well, you look fine on the *outside*, but on the *inside* you're just gross!
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Allronix
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It's low-maintainance
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Edric O
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Aren't there enough aliens who look identical to humans?
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Eridanes
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Why don't the bored assimilate inferior species? Why ruin something that's already pretty darn good!
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Khalas
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I took Modern Art in school.
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Bill Harris
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Because *I* have good taste.
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Magic Orco
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Well, you've got something to do for the next 47 minutes.
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Magic Orco
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...-Title theme-puzzling-solution-moral talk-credits. Same ol', same ol'.
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Lt. Brad Gentry
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An alien without facial bumps?! Never!
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Jim
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I can, but being different gets more scripts to focus on me.
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Griffin
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I lived on Easter Island for 8 years and nobody said a thing.
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Designation: Adele
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Mimic THAT? I'd rather kiss an android's bottom!
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Tyrrogan
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Because deep down I just really don't like you people.
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Bonsai
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This face makes me more aerodynamic
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Gul Teral
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Are you crazy, what if it got stuck that way?
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poltergeist
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I am. I just do it better than you humanoids.
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Save Ferris
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I am. I'm doing Frasier right now. Can't you tell?
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Cmdr. Solomon
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I am trying to mimic a human face! Learn some sensitivity!
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Cmdr. Solomon
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Why do all of you humans think aliens should look like you? What are you some kind of speciesist bigot?
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Donald Holt
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I get paid double time during makeup
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Android
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I am. Am I not an exact copy of the Elephant man?
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erik
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Show me one I'd want to mimic.
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sesspit
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I lack the skill. What's your excuse.
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Compdude
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My mother always told me to "save face."
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Mike Howell
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My mother warned me not to, or my face would stick
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Mike Howell
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Because I want to look mysterious, not goofy.
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Shannon Dybvig
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Last time I tried I got all bent out of shape....
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Fred Shedian
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Do you know how ugly your species looks?
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Rachel Papciak
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Even a shapeshifter has his standards.
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Designation: Adele
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I think "choose not to" better suits the situation.
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Designation: Adele
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And blend in with the rest of SevTrek characters?
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Mark
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Nice bed-side manner, mutant boy.
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Mark Kennedy
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Why can't you mimic a pronounceable name? Huh,Sidding?
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roman
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i am the very model of an ideal constable, i shape shift by will and can turn to mineral or vegtable....
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MindMelda
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I don't do "primitive".
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Cmdr. Solomon
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Yeah, and then I'd look like every other alien in the galaxy.
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ScottE Bemeup
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I am currently mimicking 47 human faces.
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ScottE Bemeup
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Mimic them? I can barely stomache them.
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john butler
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Dunno, but at least I can mimic a personality
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scotth
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Too many foreheads to choose from
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Michael Burke
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Because I confuse the crap face with the orgasm face
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Kristin Johnson
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Do YOU have Major Tequila?
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Joseph Zollo
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My superior brain couldn't withstand supporting the face of a creature with such low intelligence.
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jdwiseman
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I am. I just happen to be mimicing the best looking human ever.
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jdwiseman
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Suicide is not an option.
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jdwiseman
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I have enough trouble just looking at you guys.
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The Penguin Weekly
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Let's just say Kira melts more than just my heart.
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erik
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I'm the only Sev Trek "outsider" character who *doesn't* want to be human!
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Allronix
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I was trying yours, but I can't morph your mouth - it's a constantly moving target
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John Midgley
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...and your ego is big enough already, Doctor!
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John Midgley
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I can do a pretty good imitation of Clayton Endercott the Third
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John Midgley
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I did, but my face is biodegradable.
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Gul Teral
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I can mimic a bird so well, that I can fly, and you are talking about copying ugly bags of mostly water.
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Snooks
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"That's simply just too much of a stretch."
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Adam Norget
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Why couldn't your mother?
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Sharni
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Human Faeces don't appeal to me.
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Rabbit
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Why can't you mimic a decent actor?
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valerie p
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Ever hear of a poker face?
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Griffin
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Why can't you get some tact?
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Griffin
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The minority directive.
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Mark
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You humans really are only skin deep!
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Robbie Wilkinson
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Why would i wanna look like you morons?
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Ooooh, my head!
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Heathen! Don't you recognise modern sculpture when you see it?
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Ooooh, my head!
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Odour, do the Carsalesman neck trick. Odour, do a spinning top. Odour, do a human face. Get the message?
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Jason Vines
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The goal is actually to improve my looks.
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Dryad47
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Let's see, wrinkles before forty, or eternally smooth skin, do the math.
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Mr Blank
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It's easier to shave this way.
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Derek Jameson
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Have you look at yourselves in the mirror lately?? YEEECH!!!
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StrikeFalcon
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What, and put Mike Westmore out of a job? No way!
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StrikeFalcon
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Why can't YOU get a decent haircut?
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StrikeFalcon
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You've seen department store mannequins, haven't you? Realism isn't cool anymore!
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Herbie
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Did you ever stop and think, maybe i dont want to?
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Todd Eyrich
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Have you ever tried modeling with play-doh?
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sesspit
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Why can't you mimic a human. period.
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Norie47
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If /you/ had the ability to pick your face, would /you/ want a human one?
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Susan
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I do have some self respect, you know!
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Wonderwoman47
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You humans expect too much out of me, really!
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Yoda47
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Laziness. Pure laziness.
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Gordon S McLeod
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I was raised with nothing but funhouse mirrors to look at.
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cango
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I got stuck between a male and a female face
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Kent Backman
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Sorry, I don´t do requests.
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MasterBlaster
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Schidzo's got style, I've got streamline.
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Kent Backman
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I´m a shapeshifter, Doctor, not a performer.
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Dave
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You first
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TEFII
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I prefer the the more streamlined model.
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CmdrChang
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It's a distinguishing feature (from all the other foreheads)
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Motterman
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Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them!
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Tim Goodchild
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I can, I just wear a lot of makeup though...
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Petréa Mitchell
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Hey! Don't argue with art!
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cyberconch
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Odour, why can't you mimic a human, Odour why can't you mimic a human - there how does that suit you
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Dan Finnegan
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Doctor, some things are best left undone
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Save Ferris
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Hey, I've seen Jim Carey. His face shape shifts more than mine !
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Save Ferris
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It's not really a question of can't. It's more "why the heck would I want to!?" !!
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Eric
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Because I LIKE the "crash test dummy" look.
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CH
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I'm kinda out of shape I know
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Eric
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I'm not a detail guy.
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James Eaneman
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I'd look like I got hit with 'da ugly stick...
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Eric
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Isn't THIS shape shifty enough for you?
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Jeff Sanders
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Because I would be sore for a week
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Jodeo
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I did, in a previous life... I was Jim Carey.
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Antoine PREVOST
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How do you believe I'd go out with Major Tequila with YOUR face ?
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Vinze1701
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I maybe a shapeshifter but I do have taste
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Alex Cain
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Don't I have enough problems already?
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Alex Cain
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Because last time I tried, I ended up looking like Cher for a week.
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Alex Cain
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Because last time I did, some joker mistook me for someone who gives a damn.
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Alex Cain
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You all look alike to me.
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Jeremie
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Everytime I try, my mirror breaks.
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m
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The last time I did everyone started calling Captain Schidzo "Benson".
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Tom Harfst
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"Why? Still looking for a date, Doctor?"
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QuickCheetah
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Eww! Why would I want to?
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QuickCheetah
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It's hard to mimic all those zits.
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Jo
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My smooth exterior balances my rough interior.
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sg9
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otherwise I look like René Auberjonois
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Tom Frauenhofer
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Same reason you can't mimic fresh breath...
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Jennifer
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Because they're too damned ugly!
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Jon Alessi
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Oh I can, I just use this mask to keep the women off me.
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Ron Keller
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Its not a matter of "Can't", its a matter of "Won't".
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The Great Wizzard
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I don't want to hurt you, so... ach, what the heck, you're ugly!
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Dennis Jacobs
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Why screw with perfection?
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DarthKirk
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Simply put, I haven't seen any good faces to copy.
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Shlamko
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How else would you know I'm an alien?
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The Great Wizzard
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I really AM smooth as an android's bottom!
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Ann E. Nichols
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All those enlarged pores, hairs, wrinkles, acne scars -- not to mention the choice between oily shine or dry flakes...
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roman
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because i'm a flounder, a god. it's beneat me to look excatly like human. you should be honored that i'm taking solid form..
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Nodrog_CRC
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This way, Me and Barf don't get mobbed by fans when we're out of make-up.
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Nodrog_CRC
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Hey, it's hard enough getting face time on this series as it is!
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Nodrog_CRC
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Why can't you convincingly mimic a doctor?
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roman
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why does it matter? you humans are so obsessed about outer appearence! i have no desire of becoming a slave of humanoid obsessions!
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Nodrog_CRC
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Oddly enough, I was about to ask you the same thing.
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Saru-da-man
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Don't hate me for being so beautiful
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Farnell
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I can, "Oooh! Look at me! I'm a human face! Aren't I clever! Bla bla bla!"
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Bill Harris
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Don't you mean 'Why would I want to mimic a human face'?
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Bobby
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Hey,I'm still grateful they didn't stick me with weird looking forhead bumps
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Ard Hendriks
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Not enough facial bumps.
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The Great Wizzard
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In this series, the viewers are considered so stupid that they need to view who is a human and who not.
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The Great Wizzard
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Today is "Casual Day"
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The Great Wizzard
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You have a face, I have a character
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The Great Wizzard
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Look in the mirror, and you'll see the ugly answer.
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The Great Wizzard
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We flounders have some asthetic senses.
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Glorendil
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I cannot mimic the universe's worst mistake.
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Glorendil
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I'm afraid of zits
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Glorendil
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Since I have no character, If I'd do that I wouldn't be able to maintain my individuality
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Glorendil
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Why didn't I think of that before?!
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JC
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Can't or won't?!
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