Toothpicks
Is my vision that bad?

Daylight
I am. It just looks better on me.

Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
Oh yes, and why don't I join starfleet too and follow all your little rules. Allow me to bow to the superiority of humanity.

Kindrea
Would you want to look like a race that both the Dumbminion and the Bored are after?

Kindrea
I'm trying to find one that isn't already taken.

Ryyn
Well, you look fine on the *outside*, but on the *inside* you're just gross!

Allronix
It's low-maintainance

Edric O
Aren't there enough aliens who look identical to humans?

Eridanes
Why don't the bored assimilate inferior species? Why ruin something that's already pretty darn good!

Khalas
I took Modern Art in school.

Bill Harris
Because *I* have good taste.

Magic Orco
Well, you've got something to do for the next 47 minutes.

Magic Orco
...-Title theme-puzzling-solution-moral talk-credits. Same ol', same ol'.

Lt. Brad Gentry
An alien without facial bumps?! Never!

Jim
I can, but being different gets more scripts to focus on me.

Griffin
I lived on Easter Island for 8 years and nobody said a thing.

Designation: Adele
Mimic THAT? I'd rather kiss an android's bottom!

Tyrrogan
Because deep down I just really don't like you people.

Bonsai
This face makes me more aerodynamic

Gul Teral
Are you crazy, what if it got stuck that way?

poltergeist
I am. I just do it better than you humanoids.

Save Ferris
I am. I'm doing Frasier right now. Can't you tell?

Cmdr. Solomon
I am trying to mimic a human face! Learn some sensitivity!

Cmdr. Solomon
Why do all of you humans think aliens should look like you? What are you some kind of speciesist bigot?

Donald Holt
I get paid double time during makeup

Android
I am. Am I not an exact copy of the Elephant man?

erik
Show me one I'd want to mimic.

sesspit
I lack the skill. What's your excuse.

Compdude
My mother always told me to "save face."

Mike Howell
My mother warned me not to, or my face would stick

Mike Howell
Because I want to look mysterious, not goofy.

Shannon Dybvig
Last time I tried I got all bent out of shape....

Fred Shedian
Do you know how ugly your species looks?

Rachel Papciak
Even a shapeshifter has his standards.

Designation: Adele
I think "choose not to" better suits the situation.

Designation: Adele
And blend in with the rest of SevTrek characters?

Mark
Nice bed-side manner, mutant boy.

Mark Kennedy
Why can't you mimic a pronounceable name? Huh,Sidding?

roman
i am the very model of an ideal constable, i shape shift by will and can turn to mineral or vegtable....

MindMelda
I don't do "primitive".

Cmdr. Solomon
Yeah, and then I'd look like every other alien in the galaxy.

ScottE Bemeup
I am currently mimicking 47 human faces.

ScottE Bemeup
Mimic them? I can barely stomache them.

john butler
Dunno, but at least I can mimic a personality

scotth
Too many foreheads to choose from

Michael Burke
Because I confuse the crap face with the orgasm face

Kristin Johnson
Do YOU have Major Tequila?

Joseph Zollo
My superior brain couldn't withstand supporting the face of a creature with such low intelligence.

jdwiseman
I am. I just happen to be mimicing the best looking human ever.

jdwiseman
Suicide is not an option.

jdwiseman
I have enough trouble just looking at you guys.

The Penguin Weekly
Let's just say Kira melts more than just my heart.

erik
I'm the only Sev Trek "outsider" character who *doesn't* want to be human!

Allronix
I was trying yours, but I can't morph your mouth - it's a constantly moving target

John Midgley
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...and your ego is big enough already, Doctor!

John Midgley
I can do a pretty good imitation of Clayton Endercott the Third

John Midgley
I did, but my face is biodegradable.

Gul Teral
I can mimic a bird so well, that I can fly, and you are talking about copying ugly bags of mostly water.

Snooks
"That's simply just too much of a stretch."

Adam Norget
Why couldn't your mother?

Sharni
Human Faeces don't appeal to me.

Rabbit
Why can't you mimic a decent actor?

valerie p
Ever hear of a poker face?

Griffin
Why can't you get some tact?

Griffin
The minority directive.

Mark
You humans really are only skin deep!

Robbie Wilkinson
Why would i wanna look like you morons?

Ooooh, my head!
Heathen! Don't you recognise modern sculpture when you see it?

Ooooh, my head!
Odour, do the Carsalesman neck trick. Odour, do a spinning top. Odour, do a human face. Get the message?

Jason Vines
The goal is actually to improve my looks.

Dryad47
Let's see, wrinkles before forty, or eternally smooth skin, do the math.

Mr Blank
It's easier to shave this way.

Derek Jameson
Have you look at yourselves in the mirror lately?? YEEECH!!!

StrikeFalcon
What, and put Mike Westmore out of a job? No way!

StrikeFalcon
Why can't YOU get a decent haircut?

StrikeFalcon
You've seen department store mannequins, haven't you? Realism isn't cool anymore!

Herbie
Did you ever stop and think, maybe i dont want to?

Todd Eyrich
Have you ever tried modeling with play-doh?

sesspit
Why can't you mimic a human. period.

Norie47
If /you/ had the ability to pick your face, would /you/ want a human one?

Susan
I do have some self respect, you know!

Wonderwoman47
You humans expect too much out of me, really!

Yoda47
Laziness. Pure laziness.

Gordon S McLeod
I was raised with nothing but funhouse mirrors to look at.

cango
I got stuck between a male and a female face

Kent Backman
Sorry, I don´t do requests.

MasterBlaster
Schidzo's got style, I've got streamline.

Kent Backman
I´m a shapeshifter, Doctor, not a performer.

Dave
You first

TEFII
I prefer the the more streamlined model.

CmdrChang
It's a distinguishing feature (from all the other foreheads)

Motterman
Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them!

Tim Goodchild
I can, I just wear a lot of makeup though...

Petréa Mitchell
Hey! Don't argue with art!

cyberconch
Odour, why can't you mimic a human, Odour why can't you mimic a human - there how does that suit you

Dan Finnegan
Doctor, some things are best left undone

Save Ferris
Hey, I've seen Jim Carey. His face shape shifts more than mine !

Save Ferris
It's not really a question of can't. It's more "why the heck would I want to!?" !!

Eric
Because I LIKE the "crash test dummy" look.

CH
I'm kinda out of shape I know

Eric
I'm not a detail guy.

James Eaneman
I'd look like I got hit with 'da ugly stick...

Eric
Isn't THIS shape shifty enough for you?

Jeff Sanders
Because I would be sore for a week

Jodeo
I did, in a previous life... I was Jim Carey.

Antoine PREVOST
How do you believe I'd go out with Major Tequila with YOUR face ?

Vinze1701
I maybe a shapeshifter but I do have taste

Alex Cain
Don't I have enough problems already?

Alex Cain
Because last time I tried, I ended up looking like Cher for a week.

Alex Cain
Because last time I did, some joker mistook me for someone who gives a damn.

Alex Cain
You all look alike to me.

Jeremie
Everytime I try, my mirror breaks.

m
The last time I did everyone started calling Captain Schidzo "Benson".

Tom Harfst
"Why? Still looking for a date, Doctor?"

QuickCheetah
Eww! Why would I want to?

QuickCheetah
It's hard to mimic all those zits.

Jo
My smooth exterior balances my rough interior.

sg9
otherwise I look like René Auberjonois

Tom Frauenhofer
Same reason you can't mimic fresh breath...

Jennifer
Because they're too damned ugly!

Jon Alessi
Oh I can, I just use this mask to keep the women off me.

Ron Keller
Its not a matter of "Can't", its a matter of "Won't".

The Great Wizzard
I don't want to hurt you, so... ach, what the heck, you're ugly!

Dennis Jacobs
Why screw with perfection?

DarthKirk
Simply put, I haven't seen any good faces to copy.

Shlamko
How else would you know I'm an alien?

The Great Wizzard
I really AM smooth as an android's bottom!

Ann E. Nichols
All those enlarged pores, hairs, wrinkles, acne scars -- not to mention the choice between oily shine or dry flakes...

roman
because i'm a flounder, a god. it's beneat me to look excatly like human. you should be honored that i'm taking solid form..

Nodrog_CRC
This way, Me and Barf don't get mobbed by fans when we're out of make-up.

Nodrog_CRC
Hey, it's hard enough getting face time on this series as it is!

Nodrog_CRC
Why can't you convincingly mimic a doctor?

roman
why does it matter? you humans are so obsessed about outer appearence! i have no desire of becoming a slave of humanoid obsessions!

Nodrog_CRC
Oddly enough, I was about to ask you the same thing.

Saru-da-man
Don't hate me for being so beautiful

Farnell
I can, "Oooh! Look at me! I'm a human face! Aren't I clever! Bla bla bla!"

Bill Harris
Don't you mean 'Why would I want to mimic a human face'?

Bobby
Hey,I'm still grateful they didn't stick me with weird looking forhead bumps

Ard Hendriks
Not enough facial bumps.

The Great Wizzard
In this series, the viewers are considered so stupid that they need to view who is a human and who not.

The Great Wizzard
Today is "Casual Day"

The Great Wizzard
You have a face, I have a character

The Great Wizzard
Look in the mirror, and you'll see the ugly answer.

The Great Wizzard
We flounders have some asthetic senses.

Glorendil
I cannot mimic the universe's worst mistake.

Glorendil
I'm afraid of zits

Glorendil
Since I have no character, If I'd do that I wouldn't be able to maintain my individuality

Glorendil
Why didn't I think of that before?!

JC
Can't or won't?!