Tamara
Put me down Cue, and nobody gets hurt.

Spacey
and they say romance is dead....

nostradamus
And ruin my girlish figure? Pshaw.

Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr.
Boom-shakalakalaka-boom-shakalakalaka

Tamara
I hope this is one of those "nightmare" episodes.

MindMelda
It's the DO, it makes men crazy!

got problems
Twiddle your thumbs with sombody else.

Paul
Computer, teleport me anywhere, immediately !

bath'leth
Raise shields!

Jack Hammerfist
I wear the pants on this ship, mister!

Jack Hammerfist
No thanks, I already did that with ONE slug!

admirably lost
do i look totally and utterly Q-less

John Midgley
"I hear with the Q, post-natal depression can take DECADES!"

Zay
if you release me from my everlasting bad hair day

Alex Cain
ExQze me?

Bill Harris
Sorry, I just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it.

Bill Harris
Sorry, I'm booked solid for the next seventy years.

kes the sweet lil ocampa
Sorry, but no. I only go out with guys who have exotic foreheads

Jack Hammerfist
Sorry, I don't date slugs anymore!

Jack Hammerfist
I'd be more flattered if you'd asked me BEFORE Pinchhard!

Compdude
Only if I get to choose the name.

Elf
I`d pick a holo-guy and a first officer posessed with animals over you.

Elf
My hair is not compatible with your hat.

Elf
A kid with my hair and your clothes? Think it over.

Lt.D.
With my hair and your hat, it will look terrific

Eskiebear
G: What?!! I have KIDS with Parasite and now all the losers come out of the fabric of time and space.

Blaze
The hair says get lost.

Blaze
All the power in the world, and I'm the best you can do?

JasonThorne
Computer, replicate me some birth control pills.

Jim
Sorry, my hair already gives me a backache

VulcanGal27
Did you know you have an eraser for a head? Oh yeah, and no.

Griffin
I can't. It isn't right to give bith to a child with a caffine addiction.

Mark
Obviously, you have not met 10 of 10!

Mark
Yeah, and I want monkeys to fly out of my butt.

Mark
Since when did you start asking permission to do something?

Mark
I'd rather be Bored first!

Mark
Take a number!

Delta Flyer
Im not that desperate for new crew members Cue!

Ensign Walkonpart
O.K., but you'll have to take off Guanna's hat first. It's a real turnoff.

Latin From Manhattan
No offense, Cue, but I'd rather date a drunken Klingon who hasn't bathed in a year.

Latin From Manhattan
Cue, if you were the only boy in the world, and I were the only girl, I'd start dating trees!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32
You want a Gainweight to gainweight?!!!

One of many
Sorry, we already have a pregnant crewmember.

One of many
Yeah right, and then walk around the ship in a large over-coat. I don't think so!

D man
Gainweight- What?? And have Choclotay hounding me about it ever since!! No Thanks.

frosthsky
That'll be the day my hair falls out

Yorgi
Throw in an endless supply of coffee and hairspray, and you've got a deal!!

Jo
That's flattering but no. Even my DO says DON'T.

Jo
You're not my cup of tea, Cue.

Jo
Great. Let's make a date for never. How does never sound to you?

Haesan
Can't you just put humanity on trial or something?

Gregory Griffiths
Oh, please! That pickup line is so 21st century!

Jack Hammerfist
You want to CONSOLE me?

Edward
Sorry Cue, I only date guys who have egos that are smaller than my hairdo

Edward
Cue, I only date guys that stick to one dimension

LadyDragonFlyz
Sorry Cue, that would be rather tatoo-er, taboo of me.

Compdude
Put on a pot of coffee and we'll talk.

Ensign Walkonpart
I think you're high on hair spray, Cue.

Idunno
Well, you should know something first....this hair is genetic!

Mr. Matt
Do you have any idea how expensive daycare is in the Delta Quadrant?

Mr. Matt
Chakotay, set phasers to "Cold Shower." Fire.

Mr. Matt
Why can't you hang out at singles bars like normal people?

Mr. Matt
Fine. But you're paying for college.

Mr. Matt
Are the ratings really that bad?

Mr. Matt
Sorry, only junior officers are allowed to have children.

Mr. Matt
I'm sorry, I'm not that sort of Captain.

Michael
No thanks, I've already got 7 of them in my hair.

Dacron
Return us to the Alfalfa Quadrant, then we'll talk.

Dacron
Sorry, we've already filled our quota of annoying children.

Nodrog_CRC
GW: "Not in a million years!" Cue: "Great, it's a date!"

MindMelda
Sorry, I have a hot date waiting for me in the hollowdeck.

EvilDevil
I dont see a ring... a house... or a paycheck

BluesMotel
I don't think the universe is ready for omnipotent hair

Ensign Walkonpart
Sweet talk is just not your thing, Cue.

Ensign Walkonpart
Dammit, Cue! I'm a woman! Not a maturation chamber.

Finn
I reprocriate by laying eggs in my hair. Can you lay eggs?

Lawredofborg
I have an unstable centre of gravity as it is!

Lawredofborg
sorry cue.. i'll be washing my hair for the next 60 ot 70 years

Lawredofborg
sorry, I'm carrying around extra weight as it is

Captain Skree
Well, after Lizard-Paris, you're the next logical step down.

Joona Palaste
Not tonight Cue, I've got a hairache.

Ryyn
They don't make enough coffee in the universe for me to agree to do that!

JasonThorne
Can't you go pester Pinchard some more?

Corsair
Try Guano, she wears the same hats as you.

Corsair
Just what I need, Another Headache....

Corsair
Look Cue, Smarmy AND Omnipotent is not the way to go.

Captain Big Mouth
I'd rather mate with Parasite the Slug

FCC
"Face it: you're no Cupid."

Cmdr. Solomon
Chocolatay: That's all we need. A Q-Hairdo Hybrid.

Ensign Walkonpart
I'm not sure I want an omnipotent two-year old.

Alex L.
i just have one thing to say.....you got coffe in that continuum of yours?

Alex L.
i would say not in a million years... but you'll still be alive by then..

Kitty K
And I want a gold-plated toilet, but it ain't happenin' baby!

Kitty K
Gainweight: "I thought you couldn't have children?" Cue: "I said OMNIPOTENT!"

VulcanGal27
Did the one cell organism turn you down again?

VulcanGal27
Wait a couple more years when J/C is dead to TPTB.

Ooooh, my head!
Will that be Human style? Boom shaka laka laka...oh, wait, wrong franchise...

Ooooh, my head!
You know, I could say 'when Hell freezes over', but you could arrange that...

Ooooh, my head!
Cue, you've been around for billions of years and you STILL haven't learned what a lousy pick-up line that is!

Ooooh, my head!
Hey, when I have children, I don't want to marry one!

Ooooh, my head!
*sigh* And I just had to tell Hairy Chin 'Weird is part of the job', didn't I?

VulcanGal27
I'd rather have decaffinated coffee!

DoggySpew
And I want you out of my hair, but no such luck either.

Leyton
Go flirt with someone your own age!

Jim
If I want the child of a raving egomaniac, I'll go find Quirk

Jim
Gainweight is my name, not my purpose.

Jennifer Sofia
And polute the human gene pool?!?!

erik
I'd consider it, Cue, but the term J/Cer is already taken.

erik
Sorry, but I can't date a man who's smaller than my hair.

erik
Okay, but only for one episode.

roman
why don't you go to Guano, she has similar clothes to yours..

roman
why do you never annoy the bad guys for a change?

roma
sorry, i already gave birth to a slug once

Tom 10
I dont Think So. You can keep your fingers away from me.

G.B.A
I'll give you a call when I get home, ok?

Jo
Please! Not for all the coffee in that nebula.

EvilDevil
I saw how you procreate... I will pass

Jo
There isn't enough hairspray in the quadrant to make me say 'yes.'

mgeoffrey
Don't look now. I think someone is Jelous.

Ard Hendriks
Omnipotance and coffee don't mix.

ScottE Bemeup
Better men than you have tried. Isn't that right, Chocolatay?

ScottE Bemeup
You want the doo? You can't handle the doo!

ScottE Bemeup
And I want to go through life Cueless.

ScottE Bemeup
Your inner child? Ok. Go to your room!

ScottE Bemeup
I suppose we are well matched. My hair and your ego.

erik
Ha! I'd date a hollowgram first.

The Great Wizzard
Are you that desperate for screen-time?

erik
Well you're not tall, dark or handsome, but you sure are strange.

The Penguin Weekly
Or else what? You'll send a Bored hottie to seduce Chuckles?

The Penguin Weekly
Why me? Pinchard turned you down?

The Penguin Weekly
As long as the kid doesn't inherit your fashion sense.

The Penguin Weekly
As long as you send us home . . . oh wait, my future self will do that . . . never mind!

The Penguin Weekly
What? You want me to gain more weight?

The Penguin Weekly
Really? How come you showed up naked on PINCHARD'S bridge?

Captain Skree
Keep working on your pick-up lines, buster!

Captain Skree
Because Picard and Sisko said no?

Bobby
Sorry but i have enough trouble supporting the hair do let alone an infant

Cap'n Belcher
If you think I'm giving birth to kids with hair like mine...

Cap'n Belcher
What, and have your goofy head shape?

Bobby
With my hair and your snotty attitude,all we would produce would be super models

The Great Wizzard
Sorry, but The Do™ doesn't want any children.

The Great Wizzard
And I want you to drop dead at once, but since we both won't get our wishes, you can leave me alone

Rage
Gainweight : A dinner and a date might be nice first!

Lt Cmd Wagstaff
Sorry Cue, tonight I'm washing my hair!

EnginemanAKAscotty
What? You want me to adopt him?

The Great Wizzard
I already have a fiance back on Earth, that unsolved relationship with Chocolatey over there and a contract guaranteeing me one "Love Interest with Tragic Separation at the End"-episode™ per year!

The Great Wizzard
That's the worst pickup-line I've ever heard!

Glorendil
Gee, I don't know, Q. See, I don't want a child named "B"...

lizzi adlington
take the stupid hat off then i'll think about it.

jdwiseman
Well, I'll have to ask my boyfriend over there. Wait...that's right. The writers never developed that plot point, did they?

The Great Wizzard
I'd rather get transformed into a slug and fathered by Tomb Parasite!

The Great Wizzard
Over my dead...wait! I'm afraid you'll take that literally

5618
I'd rather kiss an android's bottom.

5618
We'd better be adopting one, mister.

aussietrekker
...what's in it for my hair....I'm mean me!!!!