Sev Trek TV - Round 224
Quack: Cheaper than a Fungi doctor - they charge an arm AND a leg!
Snog: I though Starfleet was supposed to BUILD character.
Snog: Last time I rest my feet on a CONSOLE!
Quark - "You get the family DISCOUNT. Otherwise you'd be paying an arm and a leg for this."
Snog: Oh great, as if I wasn't short ENOUGH!
Snog: Uncle Quack, I'll SELL it to you for five bars of latenum. Quack: I'll give you ten if he cuts above the knee.
Snog: I changed my mind! I don't WANT any character development!!
Sev Trek Movie - Round 225
Those Velcron ears really DO hear well!
Nixon never had to EAT gag!
I think I PREFERRED your colourful metaphors.
Fine, we'll SEND him instead
And we humans have a saying about where VELCRONS can go, too.
Kind of like our saying... "Only ZAROO can go to Nooglia."
Sci-Fi Movies - Round 128
C: Whoops... forgot to ACTIVATE rubber floor.
C: BOGUS T: Totally
Cypher: At least That makes the CHALK outline easier.
Cypher: He's certainly making an IMPRESSION, Trinity: don't you mean "depression"?
Siphon: "Pothole?" Trilogy: "MANHOLE."
T: But he's the ONE! C: Looks more like a Zero to me!
Cypher: Did you add the PARACHUTE program? Trinity: Oops!
C: "I thought he was the one?" Trinity: "Well, he made a PERFECT hole in one"
Sci-Fi TV - Round 129
I'd call you a DOCTOR
You really need a HOBBY....
And I thought I had no LIFE.
You aren't very SHARP yourself
I think he'll like meeting "mister TOOTHY"
Tell me the truth, you never had many TOYS as a child, did you?
How cute! I bet the UNDEAD appreciate that personal touch.
The Pits - Round 207
50% of the BALLOTS are pre-filled-in.
I'm the only CHOICE on the ballot.
I switched LEVERS in the booths!
Oh, nothing they can PROVE.
RECOUNTS my friend, recounts...
That ballot-box is really a TRASHCAN!
Twist - Round 197
On second thought, let's not ABDUCT him.
On second thought, DONT take me to your leader.
I've been watching EARTH for centuries, and you know what i found, they just wont evolve!!!!!!!!!!!
I see our guy is FITTING in just fine
See, I told you NO intelligent life
Now there's a guy who could use a good PROBING.
I think we might want to WAIT a few years for this to clear up.
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