Sev Trek TV - Round 206
It is illogical . . . but I don't CARE anymore!
I'm just demonstrating the EFFECT of your food
Your continued EXISTENCE is simply illogical.
To INCREASE crew's morale...
I'm Velcron, I don't need a morale OFFICER.
You're causing more morale PROBLEMS than you cure!
The captain did say "full THROTTLE ahead"!
Sev Trek Movie - Round 207
Whale: Man, not ANOTHER barnacle
Whale: You know, I use the BATHROOM in here.
Whale: That's the BIGGEST barnacle I've ever seen.
Spook: We're here from the FUTURE... Whale: Talk to the flipper, futureboy!
Whale: This GREENPEACE thing has gone too far!
Whale: a little HIGHER, to the left, down a bit, ahhh... Spook: This is not what I had in mind
Whale: I am with child Spook: Sorry, I'm MISTER Spook, not Doctor Spook
Whale: For the last time: my name is NOT Willy!
Sci-Fi Movies - Round 110
Quigon: That'll teach you to keep a CIVIL tongue in your head!
Quite-gone Gin: How many times must I tell you... use the FORKS!
Qui: Don't make me GET my lightsever!
Qui-Gon: Anarchy, hand me my LIGHTSEVER.
Anarchy: Whats the matter? REDEYE got your tongue?
Anarchy: YIPPEE! Qui-Gon: You're next.
Sci-Fi TV - Round 111
Yeah, and if I EVADE taxes, I'm 2 for 2.
Didn't want to be late to my own FUNERAL.
Would someone dead look this GOOD?
Drop dead GORGEOUS perhaps!
I am dead. Dead HUNKY!
You're obviously NEW to this sci-fi business!!
I am. But only for tax PURPOSES.
Well, one down. Next up... TAXES!
The Pits - Round 198
Well, I'm for a good party ANYTIME!
Truth, Justice and EASIEST Way.
My party has plenty of FREE food.
I always look out for number ONE!
I stand for the "party" in "party POLICY!"
Let's get back to the "party" QUESTION...
Women's equality-- I love them all the SAME!
When you look THIS good, you don't need policies.
Twist - Round 188
Change the CHANNEL Martha - you know I hate these cooking programs!
So much for these INFOMERCIALS!
The humans always LOOK so fake!
Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned PROBING?
I'm so sick of these "REALITY shows."
These Sci-Fi SHOWS always have aliens with pink skin. That's so clichéd.
These punchlines are the finalists of The Pits, Twist, Sev Trek TV, Sev Trek Movie, Sci-Fi TV and Sci-Fi Movie Competitions. The winning punchline is decided on the #sevtrek IRC Channel. Make sure you read the IRC Judging Rules before the Judging Session.
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