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Here are some of the funniest punchlines submitted for cartoon s546. PhaserHappy
| This added with a few plot holes, Neelix's cooking and a mystery twist and we've got a watchable show! Sean McClane
| I never thought picking a tennis partner would be this hard! Wormy
| Okay, that's it; five for each of you. rubi
| Oh great!!! Before you know it Ten's going to have a split personality. Lindz
| Chocolatay to sickbay prepare to recieve Ten out of Ten in pieces Eskiebear
| Hmm. Two girls fighting over a Barbie. How predictable?! Autobot Jazz (G1)
| Maybe this is why all aliens in Sev Trek have funny foreheads; property branding Spindel is back
| people alway pick implants over tattoos... *sigh* TotallyMAD
| Aren't you too old to fight over a Barbie doll? John Midgley
| Finally scientists will find out what happens when the irresistable meets the immovable. Jack Hammerfist
| Ladies, there are enough catsuits for everyone! Haggis
| From the back of the pack the unlikely horse approaches... CidtheKid
| Being pulled in half, and she still has the expresion of a coma victum. I bet Twoblock is Jealous. Jim
| Hey, look. Two old hens trying to pull a wishbone Lt. Cervy
| Looks like the Bored want better ratings. Wazzup!
| That's it! Am I going to have to separate you two?! Lordy
| Ah .. caffeine versus the collective, what a decision. Eluned
| Honestly, this obsession with earthly posessions! Ooooh, my head!
| Cybernetic implants versus The Do. Ten doesn't stand a chance! CidtheKid
| And once again, Ten of Ten hogs all the screen time... wherenoshadowsfall
| Well, if you think this is wild, you should have seen them last week fighting over coffee... Obi-wan steobi
| Funny,i had this same dream last night Admiral Memo
| And this concludes this episode of "The Bored and the Beautiful". John Midgley
| Now now you two...save all that stuff for fanfiction. wombit
| 6 years of plot development wasted... CrazyLady
| You gotta give them ten out of ten for trying Samurai
| Ladies, don't the needs of the Ten outweigh the needs of the Two? P-feif
| Were about to find out what 10 divided by two is! Ensign Walkonpart
| It's always the children who suffer the most! Nodrog_CRC
| "Ten, isn't this a rather extreme way to get longer arms?" Ensign Walkonpart
| Mental note to self: create hollowdeck program ... Justin Bonnet
| Havent you died at least twice? Your like that recyclable ensign of ours! Ensign Walkonpart
| Do you need a socket wrench? Mr. Matt
| Menage-a-ten. Mr. Matt
| Season ending cliffhangers aren't what they used to be... Mr. Matt
| Jungian duality, or catfight? You decide. RMS Oceanic
| Any more tugging and we lose the PG Rating... Leander
| If you two go on much longer she'll be a rip off. Adam
| Mommy, can I get a Borg too? Edward
| "Kneelicks, I want you to beam 200 gallons of chocolate pudding into the cargo hold, and tell Torrid to turn off gravity plating." Pat
| Everybody take five Kurt
| Wait till they've found out that the doctor is inside. Michael
| I love sweeps month. Mammakins
| And they say we're an advanced race - we still haven't learned to share ! jo
| How depressing: two females fighting for one female. That's the kind of luck I've had on this ship! jo
| ...and the entertainment is all mine! (/\) Trekdom 017 (/\)
| I don't remember getting that much attention when I swallowed a penny! (/\) Trekdom 017 (/\)
| 10: I want a good clean fight, hairspray, injection tubes and nails are irrelevant, lets get IT ON!!! (/\) Trekdom 017 (/\)
| suprisingly, most of that tortional energy is being absorbed by *sssssnap!!* oh...never mind Jim
| The only thing missing is a vat of Jello. roman
| hey, bored queen. you have a trillion other drones, why do you need this one? cerebro
| You guys could, you know, flip an implant or something. Captain Quantum
| What happened to the "transplode-us-out-fast" scenes? Captain Quantum
| I'm really Bored now...........And NO!!!! I don't mean the cyborgs! PsyPhill
| How about I have her and save you both an intergalatic war KJ
| Wonder how much more stress that cat suit can take? Khayman
| Freedom of choice hard at work Khayman
| This is what happens when you create a life size doll Do you know who I am?
| Wait, let me go get Hairy! Tamara
| Security to the cargo bay, and bring your holocameras boys! Joie
| Why is *she* always in the middle? Kristin Johnson
| It's still more convincing than Ten dating me! CJJaneway
| Maybe If I wore a catsuit she'd pay that kind of atention to me... John Midgley
| Ten: "Is this what you meant by 'embracing my humanity', Captain?" jo
| I'll be there to pick up the pieces after you two drama queens battle it out. Sesspit
| I don't see the difference between fighting over her and trying to get her into that suit. The Twonky
| Give it up, Queenie. A Bored spinoff won't work. erik
| Sorry to interrupt, but it's been three seasons... brian bicknell
| Pull any harder and she'll be 5 of ten Doug
| When you two are through, throw what ever extra parts are left my way. Elmo
| How about the Bored get her on evenings and weekends? Elmo
| We could always cut her in half... Five of Ten sounds about right. Elmo
| Ah, the delecate universal balacing act of guest star vs. main character... Eric
| A catfight over a catsuit on a show that's gone to the dogs. James
| Just do rock, paper, sciccors and be done with! James
| Oh please can't we just settle this all with some Talaxian tea? Ensign Walkonpart
| O.K. Queenie. The adoptive parent has rights, too. Eric
| Here we have the permissive versus the authoritarian approach to child rearing, represented metaphorically of course. Autobot Jazz (G1)
| A series finale... my KINGDOM for a series finale! Rabbit
| How about Five each? Autobot Jazz (G1)
| Barfly made this program sound much better than it really is jo
| Those two can be such drama queens! Admiral Memo
| Persistance is futile. She's mine by the last show. Admiral Memo
| Threesome, huh? The ratings must REALLY be bad. Admiral Memo
| Look, girls. This is not Thanksgiving and Ten is NOT a wishbone! Admiral Memo
| Look. If you rip Ten's arms off, NO ONE will get ratings! Kevin
| How about a little 'transploder' accident to make two tens... problem solved. Autobot Jazz (G1)
| What is this? Battle of the ratings? Jeffrey Stier
| I didn't know our ratings were so low Mammakins
| She's not a wishbone, ladies ! Michael
| Stop acting like a bunch of fanboys. Mammakins
| Since when was Tug-O-Ten added to the daily calisthenics? Zozzy
| Now now ladies, take five... each! Jeffrey Stier
| Wow, I normally have to go to the Hollow Deck for action like this D Man
| We can't let her leave, she fills in the plot holes nicely Eric
| Looks like ten out of ten is about to become two out of one. ScottE Bemeup
| Computer, add Bologna character to program. Eric
| You'd think they were both ten...years old. Ann E. Nichols
| She's a bored. Cut her in half -- we get dibs on the top half. Ann E. Nichols
| Actually, ladies, the babe is destined to be MINE. The Penguin Weekly
| You didn't fight for Cuss like this . . . The Penguin Weekly
| An epic battle matched only by Parasite and Kneelicks fighting over Cuss. P Swayne
| I know the suit will stretch, but will the girl inside? CidtheKid
| All we need is some mud and a ring, then this fight can get more interesting. Michael Lewis
| Ladies, shouldn't you be fighting over me? Eric
| Why don't we all just TAKE FIVE. Know 1 can hear you dream
| A threesome catfight, this must be ratings week! Bobby
| Poor Ten, stuck between a Bored and a hairdo Bobby
| Listen, both of you take an arm and pull, whoever gets the biggest piece wins, okay? Bobby
| Capatin, have you ever heard the old saying about if you love something, set it free...? Bobby
| Where is King Solomon when you need him *sigh* ScottE Bemeup
| Dang! Babes never fight over ME like that. ScottE Bemeup
| Ladies. I've read ahead, and she's mine! joe
| Both of you stop it. This is how you broke the last nine RealmMan
| You two keep the arms. I'll take the rest! The Great Wizzard
| No wonder they're going retro for the next spinoff Leander
| Hey get on with it, we could've been home by now! The Great Wizzard
| I already have dibs on her! Almost Q
| Little they know I'll be the one she end up with The Great Wizzard
| There goes my screen time... The Great Wizzard
| The scary thing is that there'll be 5 more episodes with the exactly same story The Great Wizzard
| Welcome to the first episode of "The Ten Out of Ten Show" The Great Wizzard
| She will be mine by the end of the show! Smirnoff
| Wohoo, catfight, catfight! Meowh!!! JC
| Let her go, Captain - there'll be more screentime for the rest of us!
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