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Here are some of the funniest punchlines submitted for cartoon p356. ChocJones
| Hold on there while I check for a pulse. Kurt
| Herman insists I take over from here. Michael Lewis
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Saru_da_man
| Yes, I do. He doesn't. MindMelda
| So, doing anything later? TEFII
| My work here is done. connie
| Last chance for a normal life Hermie! connie
| Last chance to say "I dont"! ChocJones
| Herman, say hello to the old ball & chain! Spiky Hairz
| First its your voice...then she wants your soul. Latin From Manhattan
| Sorry, luv, I think he sees you as a veiled threat! RealmMan
| So, Madeline, do you have plans later if this thing doesn't work out? RealmMan
| Just yank on his ear. He'll say anything you want. Calenoreiel
| Sorry, he's gay Glorendil
| There's my old friend Doo. Say "Hi, Doo!" Glorendil
| Sorry, I forgot to change his batteries... CidtheKid
| When I could to three... Run for it. kes the sweet lil ocampa
| Relax, nothing can go wrong, just don't say 'Rachel' Space Katet
| You're supposed to stop communicating after the wedding. connie
| I will not be mad if you say I dont! connie
| Do you want me to say "no" for ya? Jim
| You better say something, quick! Her old man just loaded the .45...... Ace King
| As his best man I will speak on his behalf. Ann E. Nichols
| Lockjaw, baby -- must rush to the ER. Mammakins
| So, Madeline, if you're not doing anything tonight.... Mammakins
| We are experience some technical difficulties..... Mammakins
| Sorry, he's getting over the shock of actually finding out your real name flametop
| Y'know, since I AM the Best Man here... Sean Argo
| I'm sorry. We glued his mouth shut last night. CidtheKid
| We hear what you are saying.. but have to ask: is there a third option? CidtheKid
| I left the car's engine on.. if you run now you can make a clean get-away. Mark
| You should have gone before the ceremony. Mark
| Take it from an expert. Its time to leave. Mark
| Do you want me to hook on the ball and chain now? Mark
| Nagging him already! Mark
| Line! Mark
| We'll be right back after this commercial. erik
| We have to request a continuance, in light of new information. erik
| Well at least we won't have to call you Burger Boy. Farnell
| Nope, he's gone into a trance again. Try it one more time. Rabbit
| If he doesn't, I call dibs. Laura
| I would say that's a no. Sara B
| He will not agree to anything until you agree to the terms and conditions. We get herman back every other week for wahing and cleaning, ironing, hoovering, he makes enough meals to.... Michael Lewis
| Blink once for yes, twice for no. eric zuiderduin
| He just had his glasses cleaned and he's seeing things differently now... Michael Lewis
| Doesn't this cardboard cutout look real? Michael Lewis
| You never asked for her name, hu? Captain Big Mouth
| aaaaaany second now! Michael Lewis
| He's stunned that you have an actual name. bath'leth
| this is a free willy moment , go jump in the ocean ChocJones
| Sorry, no further questions. johnnyb
| He doesn't respond to veiled threats. johnnyb
| Is this a good time to mention I've forgotten the rings? ChocJones
| No further questions, your honor. DoggySpew ( There is no law prohibiting using someone elses punchline ! )
| The panick attack killed him. 127 of 128
| May I request I recess while he considers his response? Darq Ocean
| He just didn't know what her name was! Shlamko
| He does. That's what have been liquifying his brain. Khayman
| Well he does have the right to remain silent Khayman
| I'm going to have to push you for an answer Khayman
| Hurry up, I've scored with the bridesmaid Khayman
| Man, this has got to be embarrassing Khayman
| I'll go start the car Khayman
| You still have 3 lifelines left. Feign a heart attack, Pass out or make a run for it. The Great Wizzard
| I, Lance, do! Tyrrogan
| I knew Wayne's slop had to kick in sooner or later! Pendragon
| I believe that the traditional response is 'I do'. Mark
| He does. Now, let's move along! Puff
| He's processing. Give him a minute. Mark
| I told you she would have a nerdy name. jkl
| (in Herman's voice) No. jkl
| Bro had a stroke. But no fear! Wane is here. How about it, babe? Will you marry me? Ooooh, my head!
| Pity Scotty can't beam you up right now, isn't it? Ooooh, my head!
| I *knew* you couldn't go through with it! Let's go grab a beer. Ooooh, my head!
| Fine time to get stage fright, buddy. Ooooh, my head!
| It's ok, honey. He just realised he'll be giving up his freedom! 8 of 12
| So, baby. What are you doing after this? 8 of 12
| One blink for 'I do', Herm MindMelda
| I'll take it from here! Me
| Sorry, Madeline. He's mine. MindMelda
| Just a little hangover from last night..it'll pass. Burkus
| If you're don't mind I'm going to get some cake now... Dark Lord Pippin
| The running option is still open! Corsair
| Funny how these "Moments of Truth" come along eh? aussietrekker
| Hermie and Maddie .... sounds like a bad musical! Dak
| If you need a breather I'll fill in 'til tomorrow! 5618
| Downhill form here man, downhill. Jack Hammerfist
| My client pleads the fifth! Jack Hammerfist
| She's still the same Burger Girl! Jack Hammerfist
| Want me to object? Jack Hammerfist
| Nice knowin' ya Herm! P-feif
| I will if you won't. Jack Hammerfist
| Never fear, the best man's here! Latin From Manhattan
| Give him a moment; he's in shock from learning you have a proper first name! Nazgul
| Did I hear someone call time-out? Nazgul
| For goodness sake, give the man time to think! Nazgul
| Relax, buddy. You've got until the next strip to think about it. Nazgul
| Take your time. A decision like this isn't made in a day! John Fassbender
| Wayne, come closer with the cue card. The Great Wizzard
| He's still considering that "Death" bit The Great Wizzard
| He only listens to "Burger Girl" Joona Palaste
| Hermie, Lance - who's counting? Nobody
| Herman, this is really your last chance. Nobody
| Hey baby, dump him and lets go out. P Swayne
| The cold feet geek strikes again! Nazgul
| Hurry it up, will you? The cake is calling to me! Nazgul
| I can't leave well enough alone, can I? Nazgul
| He just remembered everything that happened on his buck's night! Nazgul
| Oops! The server crashed! Time to bring in the proxy! Nazgul
| Back...away...from...the...altar...slowly... jo
| Oh Oh, you hesitiated. It's all over now! Glorendil
| I like the shocked look. Fits the moment perfectly! Briad
| Will ventriliquism suffice? Mark
| Yeah babe, he does. Mark
| I told you this was a bad idea. Mark
| You finally came to your senses. Steve Jung
| I may now kiss the bride. Gregory Griffiths
| Herman's mind has left the building. Gregory Griffiths
| O.K., Herman, repeat after me: I. Do. Gregory Griffiths
| Want me to step in for you, man? Gregory Griffiths
| O.K., Herman, just say "I do", and then you can shut up and kiss her! Pizman
| I do! Delta Flyer
| If he chickens out, does that make me the groom? Delta Flyer
| He though your first name was "Burger" Delta Flyer
| He's still a bit frozen from being on that pole all night! Delta Flyer
| You must be the wrong woman,he's marrying one named"Burger Girl"! Mark
| Stay quiet and you're a free man! Mosaic
| Ah, fooled by the old fake-groom trick! Mosaic
| Need a stunt double, Herm? Morrigane Le Fey
| Pssst, this is the part when you RUN! JC
| Want me to fill in?
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