MindMelda
I don't know, but I can see where he's marked his territory.

Cyber-Garfield
Look around for the moving pile, oh wait, thats all of them

chris mcleod
he must be under the pile near the sink , I just saw that apple move.

Trinity
don't know, but I think I just found Waldo. see him? I do, I do...

Ann E. Nichols
He'll be in the last pile you check.

Ann E. Nichols
Making Pigpen look like a neat freak.

Ann E. Nichols
If you'd gotten him that toy dump truck as I suggested...

Ann E. Nichols
In his natural element, as always.

MindMelda
If it moves, that doesn't necessarily mean it's Wayne.

S Treeton
second garbage bill to the right and straight onto morning

TEFII
Seeking out new life and new civilizations.

Mammakins
I think he's off doing one of those "Where's Waldo" contests

Mammakins
Sillly, he's right, um, right.....um, well....hey, how 'bout them Mets!

Jo
We're playing hide and seek. Want to help find him?

aussietrekker
Simple, just follow the dirt trail!

aussietrekker
How should I know!! I'm not his keeper!

James Teale
If he's under that rubble, you'll have to shout a lot louder...

Alex Cain
Between the bologna sandwich and next to the pile of dirty socks.

Alex Cain
Negotiating a treaty with the roaches.

Alex Cain
Keeping an eye out for hostile life forms.

Alex Cain
Over there...and there...and there...and there...

Nan
I dunno but what's that mumbling sound?

Andy
Quebec. Its his turn to clean

Glorendil
He's hiding from the FBI. They said they want to open a sev-file for him.

Cmdr. Solomon
I don't think JC drew him in this time.

Latin From Manhattan
Check the pile of garbage under the table--I think it's breathing!

127 of 128
Makes 'Where's Wally' look like a dead give away!

alex cain
Somewhere between last week's meatloaf and last night's spaghetti!

Alex Cain
Diving for Dinner

Alex Cain
Feeding the pet roaches.

Space Katet
Just follow the trail of filth and flatulence.

James Teale
On a five-year mission to seek out matching socks.

P Swayne
Let's see if we can find any traces of him!

Do you know who I am?
He went out to get more garbage!

Trekkid
Thrid pileof sludge from the left....or is it fourth on the right?

Mammakins
Moreover, where is his rent ?

Mammakins
I think he and Waldo stepped out for a pizza

Mammakins
We drew straws - he gets to sleep in the upper dirt pile tonight!?

Mark
He's all over!

MindMelda
You never got your tracker badge in the Boy Scouts, did you?

Mammakins
Dunno - we started playing hide and seek a week ago. I suppose I should start looking now

John Butler
Charting the evolution of last month's curry.

John Butler
Readers, can YOU find Wayne in this crowd? - Oh! They've all gone.

Cyber-Garfield
That's for me to not care, and you to find

Alex Cain
He saw a bar of soap and panicked.

Londo
Here and there.

Mike Howell
Is that some sly way of getting me to clean?

Mike Howell
Have you looked under the garbage?

Mike Howell
Right, like I'll wade thru *this* to look for him!

MindMelda
I don't know, but I can tell he's been here.

Griffin
Sev Space: Currently located in filth throughout the universe.

Sheepy99
Something in the fridge ate him

David Roe
I've heard of wallowing in your own filth but this is ridiculous

C.R.
where isn't he?

Harry Hazeel
Giving the cleaning lady CPR

Allronix
Haven't seen him since I told him it was trash day.

Alex Cain
Looking for tonight's dinner. I'm sure he'll find it eventually.

Alex Cain
Dusting. The place is a mess!

Alex Cain
Looking for the tv remote he lost in 1998.

Alex Cain
Over there...next to the guy with the striped shirt and glasses.

Glorendil
Don't ask me. I just live here.

Glorendil
Can you kids at home help us find Wayne?

Admiral Memo
He's looking for some spare change.

Admiral Memo
He should be coming up for air any minute now.

Admiral Memo
He invented a new sport. Trash diving.

Admiral Memo
He could possibly be in one of the many piles of garbage.

Nodrog_CRC
L: "He said he couldn't stand hanging out with us two neat freeks."

MindMelda
Announcer on TV: This just in. Man lost for 3 days in large garbage pile, finally found by roommates.

Space Katet
He can't be far - the garbage is still warm.

127 of 128
I'm guessing he's probably camouflaged.

alex
Hey, there's a children's book market in that.

C1ofUnknown
You think I'm going to look for him in that?

Farnell
Follow the yellowy-greeny-brown road...

EvilDevil
The question is, if he will come back

Dave the Explosive Newt
Last thing I saw, he was being sucked into the quick-carpet.

Dave the Explosive Newt
Hmm, that gives me an idea for a book...

8 of 12
Wherever there is filth, you may find him!

FCC
Just follow your nose, Toucan Sam!

8 of 12
Find him before he finds you!

8 of 12
Missing in action!

8 of 12
In our hearts and in our minds

subZonig
Where the food goes to die.

subZonig
Technically speaking, he's all over the place!

Joona Palaste
I can't solve the mystery of his location - can YOU?

Trace
got me? I'm still trying to find the remote

Jorinda
You mean you can't tell him from the rest of the crap?

Jorinda
Calm down, man... He'll emerge when he's hungry!

Bobby
They brought in sniffer dogs, but they ran out of the door yelping and haven't been seen since

Bobby
Probably with Wally

Kiwi Joker
The point of hide and go seek is for YOU to find him

Kiwi Joker
More to the point where is the search party

Kiwi Joker
Your guess is as good as mine

The Great Wizzard
Dibs on his room -- after the exterminators are out

Eric
The best way to find him is to just clean one of the surfaces in this room and wait.

Spook's daughter
Doing a junk art project

Spook's daughter
He's making an art statement

Spook's daughter
I think he may have exploded

Spook's daughter
I asked him for rent and well, it got a bit messy

Spook's daughter
I found him in ten minutes,let's see how long it takes you...

Spook's daughter
Aha! ... No, that's just a sock

Spook's daughter
I've been here for 3 hours looking...

Spook's daughter
I haven't pin-pointed him yet but I'm working on it

Spook's daughter
Somewhere beyond the realms of my personal hygiene

Spook's daughter
Cleaning out his room

Spook's daughter
He's searching for hs "Where's Wally?" book

John Fassbender
You know how he gets on trash day.

areoborg
The trash took him out!

Corsair
We sent in a bloodhound, but he hurled.

Corsair
Don't know, but there's plenty of spoor.

hejira
Never mind that - the search party costs $20 an hour - they've been gone for three days!

Andy
Herman, shout 'Steak&Kidney' then watch him emerge

TEFII
At home.

Nick "Naraht" Frame
Are you even sure he's been here?

Nick "Naraht" Frame
*Sigh* looks like John forgot again...