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| Sunday Comic Strip Dishes game. This week's Pits has Wayne and Lance yet again messing with Herman's head (hmm, that sounds like a good name for a TV show), illustrating a principle I've learnt to employ in my own household chore avoidance techniques: 'do a job badly enough and you'll never get asked to do it again'! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sunday Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Nobody. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. My Name is Neo!
| Wayne: Next, a sweeping game. Lance: A laundry game would be nice too. DarthKirk
| W: We are good. L: Next stop, the mowing the yard! JasonThorne
| W: What should we do now? L: When herman finishes we can play it again. MindMelda
| W: I wonder if Herman will ever catch on? L: If he does, we'll just play the "Rent Game". SKATTA
| L: Great idea, you've done this before. W: Yeah, my brother is a nerd too. Jack Hammerfist
| W: Think he'll move out? L: Who cares, there's one born every minute! Jack Hammerfist
| W: He called us "deadbeats!" L: Who's doing who's dishes? Jack Hammerfist
| W: How long will this work? L: It's a four-year lease! Jack Hammerfist
| W: What a sore loser! L: And he wasn't even invited! kristin
| L: So who won that one? W: I'm not keeping score. It's the beauty of the game that keeps me playing. Mark
| W: Practice... L: ...makes perfect. Mark
| L: Measuring the stack to mathematically figure out which one to take. Only Herman would do that. Mark
| W: Hurry up Herman! L: We need the dishes for dinner! W: By the way, its your turn to cook. Mark
| L: What next? W: The laundry. Cmdr. Tony Q
| W: this is the fourth time this week L: Remind me to play poker with him. gp
| W: Herman's such a killjoy L That's why I like him gp
| L: Good game. W: Same time tomorrow. Cmdr. Solomon
| L:What's next laundry or vacuuming? W:Didn't we destroy the vacuum last week? Jack Hammerfist
| L: And you said you hated "neat-freaks!" W: You win. Jack Hammerfist
| W: Should we tell him it's a MIND-game? L: Why spoil a good thing? Willywonka
| Lance:Why bother playing they get done anyway Wayne: I know it's just fun to annoy him trekkid
| He hates to be beaten in any game MindMelda
| Wayne: Next time, I vote we put the dishes on his bed. L: Where do you get these great ideas! The Great Wizzard
| W: Who of us won by the way? L: We need the "Cleaning the bathroom" game as tiebreaker. The Great Wizzard
| W: Who of us won by the way? L: I only know who lost! Mark
| W: He picked a bad time to sneeze. L: Well, actually a good time. Cmdr. Solomon
| L:What do we do next? W:The vacuuming... L&W:(sinister laughing) Glorendil
| W: Ah! The sweet smell of success! L: And soap. Cmdr. Solomon
| L:Wanna try the vacuum next? W:Nah, I'm worn out, let's do that tomorrow. Eric
| W: That was a dirty trick. L: But getting cleaner by the minute. TEFII
| W: Guess we won. L: Again. Ann E. Nichols
| W: The experiment was a complete success, Herr Doktor. L: Mein paper will be published in Der "Lancet". Eric
| W: Who needs the "theory of relativity" when you've got "applied roommate"? Eric
| W: Did we ever define "lose"? L: No, but we can spell it H-E-R-M-A-N. JasonThorne
| W: So the score in the dishes game is me : 2, you : 1. L: Herman : 0. Eric
| W: Dishes are a revenge best served old! Eric
| W: He can keep his "theory of relativity". I've got the "theory of roommates" down cold! Eric
| W: That's why successful actors make so much more money than physicists. L: And they don't do dishes. Eric
| W: Thank you "Psychology 101" L: Thank you "Introduction to Drama" P Swayne
| Wayne: Snookered him again! Lance: Yep! Save Ferris
| Wayne: Works every time. Lance: Thank you Jenga ! Dak
| W: Wanna go see who can stick the most wet laundry to the ceiling? L: I'll get the step ladder. Corsair
| W: My mom used to yell like that... L: And for the same reasons. Jack Hammerfist
| W: Rematch next week? L: You're on! Jack Hammerfist
| W: How'd you know he'd fall for it? L: They're HIS dishes! Jack Hammerfist
| W: If you want something done right... L: Make someone else do it! Haesan
| Wayne: "That was fun." Lance: "Let's play 'Garbage Catapault'." erik
| Wayne: Some people don't know how to have fun. Lance: Want to make laundry sculptures? erik
| Lance: You know, Herman, you were right. Physics can be useful. erik
| Wayne: Who won? Lance: All I know for sure is who lost. JC
| Wayne: So who won? Lance: We both did.
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