Mammakins
Well, they did rob me of a good night's sleep

TEFII
No, they were from the paramilitary wing of the garbage collectors association.

Alex Cain
They prefer to call it "long-term borrowing."

Cyber-Garfield
After they looked at this place, they decided not to clean us out.

Spook's daughter
I can camoflage anything in my natural habitat

Spook's daughter
No, they aren't used to our environment

Spook's daughter
Is this a retorical question?

connie
Can you really rob from the poor?

James Teale
No, they're just college buddies. They needed some trash for an initiation.

James Teale
Nah, I just got rid of 'em...they were stinking up the place!

Mike Morrow
Yeah, but look at all the stuff he left, I soaking in it.

Mammakins
Yep, but they couldn't take my dignity!! Lost that years ago!

5618
No, I thought it took garbage to know garbage.

Mark
Ask them. I'm going back to bed.

Mark
No, they left me alone.

Mark
Yes, from a certain perspective.

Mark
I don't see anything missing.

Mark
They wanted to clean us out, but it was too much work.

MindMelda
If you define robbery as illegally taking something of value, then, no.

John Butler
No, but I got one guy's watch when he poked his hand in here.

Lt. Brad Gentry
Don't worry. I was able to save some crud for you.

Mammakins
Nope, but I invited them back next week to try their luck again

Mammakins
They came, they saw, they were disgusted, they left

John Butler
No. They couldn't touch anything without leaving inch-deep prints.

John Butler
I told them we were already soiled out.

John Butler
No. I imparted unto them the wisdom of the trashheap.


Does this mile of muck look like it's been touched.

Nightshade
Nah! They couldn't fit me in the bag.

Chris
I seem to have misplaced my pants.

Jack Hammerfist
Yeah, but I lifted their wallets!

connie
I guess so, if you consider taking some trash as robbing us.

127 of 128
Robbing, cleaning... depends on how you look at it.

connie
I just cleaned up a bit.

Spook's daughter
No, they didn't want to be caught with dirty goods.

Spook's daughter
Herman, take a look around.

Spook's daughter
They weren't interested in taking my "art"

Spook's daughter
I hope that statement was a joke, I really do.

Dave the Explosive Newt
No, recyclers. They were trying to take me.

Dave the Explosive Newt
It was your stuff, so nothing important.

Amy Sherman
Yeah, I kinda feel sorry for them.

Nina
Oh, no they just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar!

Elf
I saved the TV! I`m sitting on it.

Allronix
Yeah, but they wanted me to autograph the loot bags

Allronix
Naah. I got them to take out the trash

Andy
Nope, just my laundry

Pizman
Yeah...of dirt!

Kiwi Joker
They couldn't find anything under the foot of dust

Kiwi Joker
NO! See i AM better than a watch dog

Kiwi Joker
I told you a messy house scars away the crims

Kiwi Joker
And what would they steal?

Kiwi Joker
They would have but they said your stuff wasn't worth it

John Butler
They just dipped into the slush fund. Then came straight back out for air.

John Butler
Not after I gave them the key to your girlfriend's house.

Finn
They tried, man. They tried.

MindMelda
Hey, nobody touches my pile!

Spook's daughter
No, but it was their initial idea

Spook's daughter
Don't make me laugh

erik
At $20 per bag they took, we're the ones who got a steal.

Michael Lewis
My trusty guardpile protected us

erik
Actually, they said I could keep all my stuff.

erik
They took off the instant I offered them a snack.

MindMelda
Yeah, I convinced them that there's big money in recycling.

connie
We dont have anything worth taking they said.

connie
Yea, I told them to come back for more later.

connie
They only took your clothes.

connie
No way! They are just some of Santa's helpers collecting for the needy.

connie
Dont talk about my new found friends like that.

connie
No, I just donated some of my garbage to the needy.

connie
They are gonna try and sell some of the germs I have growing.

connie
Rob is such a strong word!

connie
Actually I just sold them some trash.

Farnell
What? You mean that wasn't the tooth fairy?!

Amy Sherman
Nah. I told them to bring garbage bags instead of pillow cases next time.

Eric
Nah, my wisdom is free for all.

Eric
Yeah, but they settled for a free "trash talk with the guru".

Eric
Nah, they exited through the window so they wouldn't have to walk through the living room.

Dak
They decided to get money by recycling all our old cans.

Eric
Nah, they just left through the window so they wouldn't break out of character.

Sheepy99
I convinced them that your stuff was more valuable then mine

R. Brown
Don't worry, I only let them take Lance's stuff

Shlamko
I'd rather think of it as "Cleaned us up".

Cyber-Garfield
Rob? What is there to rob?

Jack Hammerfist
No, they left the trash alone!

Jack Hammerfist
No, they left this whole pile!

Jack Hammerfist
Nah, just YOUR stuff!

Jack Hammerfist
No, one man's treasure is another's trash!

Jack Hammerfist
No, I just gave them YOUR stuff!

Jack Hammerfist
Actually they left us a care package!

Jack Hammerfist
No, they felt too sorry for us!

Jack Hammerfist
Nothing valuable-- just your computer stuff!

Wolf
Nothing we would miss...

Joona Palaste
No, even robbers have ethics.

The Great Wizzard
Not "us". "You".

Spook's daughter
No but I did find an attractive looking item of food while they were looking

hed
I think they were lost. They thought we were of value.

Mosaic
I didn't have anything to steal. You guys, on the other hand...

Eric
No. "Robbing" is when they take stuff you want.

Eric
You make it sound like that would be a bad thing.

Yoda
Nope. They cleaned things up a little.

Yoda
And ruin the decor?

Delta Flyer
No, Actually they cleaned out a bunch of junk,namely your junk!

JC
Nah, they realised we were worse off than them!