Movie Sevnames |
| I - The Motion Picture |
The Slow Motion Picture |
| II - The Wrath of Khan |
The Rant of Kahn't |
| III - The Search for Spock |
The Spoof of Spook |
| IV - The Voyage Home |
The Voyeur Home |
| V - The Final Frontier |
The Infernal Frontier |
| VI - The Undiscovered Country |
The Rediscovered Franchise |
| VII - Generations |
Degenerations |
| VIII - First Contact |
Forced Contract |
| IX - Insurrection |
Indigestion |
Jurassic Trek |
| Captain Jim Tiberius Kirk |
Captain Gym Tightropewalker Quirk |
| Spock |
Spook |
| Pavel Chekov |
Pavlova Checkout |
| Dr Leonard Bones McCoy |
Dr Leotard Buns McCorduroy |
| Hikaru Sulu |
Harikari Zulu |
| Uhura |
Oohlala |
| Montogomery Scott |
Monotony Squatt |
| Khan Noonien Singh |
Kahn't Anyone Sing |
| Christine Chapel |
Pristine Crabapple |
| Ponn Farr |
Pong Far |
| Janice Rand |
Jaundice Randy |
| Charlie X |
Curly Hex |
| Christopher Pike |
Christakea Hike |
| Harry Mudd |
Hairy Muck |
| Zefram Cochrane |
Zephyr Cockroach |
| Number One (from The Cage) |
No. One |
| Saavik |
Sevvik |
| Ilia |
Ileer |
| Decker |
Dorker |
| Kahless |
Klueless |
| T'Pring |
T'Shwing |
The X Generation |
| Captain Jean Luc Picard |
Captain
Jet Lag
Pinchhard |
| William Riker |
Willing Piker |
| Counsellor Deanna Troi |
Counsellor Doyawanna Tryhard |
| Worf |
Barf |
| Data |
Beta |
| Geordi Laforge |
Gaudy Regurge |
| Beverly Crusher |
Heavily Cruncher |
| Wesley Crusher |
Measly Cruncher |
| Guinan |
Guano |
| Ro Laren |
Row Larynx |
| Geordi's VISOR |
Gaudy's ISORE |
| Q |
Cue |
| Hugh |
Hue |
| Spot |
Subplot |
| Katherine Pulaski |
Caffeine Pavlovaski |
| Lwaxana Troi |
Lwaxative Tryhard |
| Gowron |
Growlon |
| Tasha Yar |
Trashy Yard |
| Sela Yar |
Sellout Yard |
| Reginald Barclay |
Rigmarole Barfly |
| Vash |
Rash |
| Lal |
Lol |
| Soran |
Soreman |
| Lore |
Lard |
| Lursa |
Loser |
| B'etor |
B'eator |
| The Nexus |
The Noxious |
| Q Continuum |
Cue Continueon |
| Duras Sisters |
Duplex Sisters |
| Alexander Rozhensko |
Alkaseltzer Idontthinkso |
| K'elyar |
Kevlar |
Deep Sev 9 |
| Captain Ben Lafayette Sisko |
Captain Bun Laughingstock Schidzo |
| Major Kira Nerys |
Major Tequila Nervous |
| Jadzia Dax |
Jazzsinger Dux |
| Dr Julian Subatoi Bashir |
Dr Juvenile Subatomic Bashful |
| Chief Miles O'Brien |
Chief Mules O'Blimey |
| Constable Odo |
Constable Odour |
| Quark |
Quack |
| Garak |
Garage |
| Morn |
Mourn |
| Gul Dukat |
Cul de Sac |
| Vedek Bareil |
Vneck Burial |
| Emissary |
Emissionary |
| Jake Sisko |
Joke Schidzo |
| U.S.S. Defiant |
S.E.V. Defunct |
| Weyoun |
Wayout |
| Promenade |
Problemade |
| Kai Winn |
Kite Wind |
| Pagh |
Blah |
| Ketracel White |
Klearacil Wipe |
| Nog |
Snog |
| Leeta |
Leerta |
| The Grand Nagus |
The Grand Fungus |
| Anslem (Jake's story) |
Asinine |
| Rom |
Romp |
| Moogie |
Noogie |
| Keiko O'Brien |
Kookoo O'Blimey |
| Ezri Dax |
Edgy Dux |
| Dabo |
Dumbo |
| Damar |
Dumber |
| Orion Syndicate |
Oregano Syndicate |
Forager |
| Captain Kathryn Janeway |
Captain Kaffeine Gainweight |
| First Officer Chakotay |
First Officer Chocolatay |
| Tuvok |
Twoblocks |
| Emergency Medical Holographic Doctor |
Emotional Mediocre Hollowgraphic Doctor |
| Tom Paris |
Tomb Parasite |
| B'Elanna Torres |
Bologna Torrid |
| Harry Kim |
Hairy Chin |
| Seven of Nine |
Ten out of Ten |
| Neelix |
Kneelicks |
| Kes |
Cuss |
| Seska |
Sesspit |
| Tuvix |
Twolicks |
| Lt Carey |
Lt Curry |
| Delaney Sisters |
Delinquent Sisters |
| Naomi Wildman |
Naiveti Wildcard |
| Captain Proton |
Captain Crouton |
| Constance Goodheart |
Constant Screamhard |
| EMH - Emergency Command Hologram |
ECH - Emotionally Confused Hologram |
Enterforaprize |
| Captain Jonathon Archer |
Captain Jogathon Archaic |
| Dr Phlox |
Dr Flux |
| Travis Mayweather |
Travesty Hayfever |
| Charles 'Trip' Tucker |
Chuckles 'Twit' Chucker |
| T'Pol |
Tentpole |
| Hoshi Sato |
Sushi Psycho |
| Porthos |
Plothole |
| Malcolm Reed |
Malcontent Rude |
Alien Races |
| Bajoran |
Bjorn |
| Cardassian |
Carsalesman |
| Klingon |
Klingoff |
| Dominion |
Dumbminions |
| Ferengi |
Fungi |
| Borg |
Bored |
| Vulcan |
Velcron |
| The Founders |
The Flounders |
| Romulan |
Wrongulan |
| Trill |
Thrill |
| Ocampa |
Happycampa |
| Tribble |
Trubble |
| Talaxian |
Talaxative |
| Jem'Hadar |
Gem'Hoarder |
| Vorta |
Vortex |
| Kazon |
Kraze-on |
| Gorn |
Goon |
| Species 8472 |
Species 90210 |
| Breen |
Brine |
| Andorians |
Indoorians |
| Salibans |
Celibates |
| Hirogen |
Hairgain |
Places |
| Alpha Quadrant |
Alfalfa Quadrant |
| Beta Quadrant |
Better Quadrant |
| Gamma Quadrant |
Gangup Quadrant |
| Delta Quadrant |
Deltoid Quadrant |
| Risa |
Riser |
| Stovokor |
Stovedoor |
| Romulus |
Wrongulus |
Sevships |
| U.S.S. Enterprise |
S.E.V. Enterforaprize |
| Defiant |
Defunct |
| Voyager |
Forager |
| Reliant |
Reluctant |
| Grissom |
Grissle |
Sevship Classes |
| Intrepid |
Insipid |
| Miranda |
Meander |
| Galaxy |
Galaxative |
| Oberon |
Overdone |
| Constitution |
Constipation |
| Soyuz |
Soysauce |
| Oberth |
Wideberth |
| Defiant |
Defunct |
| Excelsior |
Excessive |
| Sovereign |
Souvenir |
| Nebula |
Neglected |
| Steamrunner |
Steampowered |
| New Orleans |
Newlycleaned |
| Danube |
Dunno |
| Romulan Warbird |
Wrongulan Warbler |
| Bird of Prey |
Word of Prayer |
| Runabout |
Walkabout |
| Shuttlecraft |
Scuttlecraft |
| NX (designation) |
NIX |
Miscellaneous |
| Prime Directive |
PC Directive |
| Turbolift |
Tardylift |
| Subspace |
Sevspace |
| Star Fleet |
Sev Fleet |
| Stardate |
Sevdate |
| Jefferies Tube |
Jeopardy Tube |
| Phaser |
Phizzer |
| Tricorder |
Toycorder |
| Warp Drive |
Warped Drive |
| United Federation of Planets |
United Severation of Planets |
| Ready Room |
Rowdy Room |
| Universal Translator |
Implausible Translator |
| Replicators |
Replicaterers |
| Transporter |
Transploder |
| Airponics Bay |
Hairponics Bay |
| Inertial Dampeners |
Infernal Dampeners |
| Raktajino |
Rattyguano |
| Ferengi Rules of Acquisition |
Fungi Rules of Sevquisition |
| Forcefield |
Farcefield |
| Gagh |
Gag |
| Transwarp Drive |
Transtwerp Drive |
| Hypospray |
Happyspray |
| Slipstream Drive |
Swimteam Drive |
