Session Start: Sat Sep 29 00:03:23 2001 [00:03] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:03] *** Wizzard sets mode: +o jc [00:03] Good §ev, JC! [00:03] Green things! [00:03] Eeeeek [00:03] * EofTupeS realises she should probably copy down the correct spelling for verthingy [00:03] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:03] * Dhraakellian futiley resists [00:03] wow, oin itme! [00:03] and with a boit! [00:03] Today, ofter I finished stocking the bread, I had exactly 47 packages of hamburger buns left on the shelf. [00:03] *** EofTupeS is now known as Anubis [00:03] *** Joeno changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. Finalists at http://forum.sevspace.com/punchlines.html' [00:03] cool [00:04] * Anubis refuses to comply [00:04] Hey John! Have I told you how wonderfull the merchendizes are yet? [00:04] *** Anubis is now known as EofTupeS [00:04] Let's get it on! [00:04] Now in OFF mode. [00:04] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:04] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:04] Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:04] BIG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] ENSIGNS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] FEMMES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] HAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] KISSED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] SICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] SLICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] STICKY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] STRANGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:04] eofPI - no, I'm all ears :-) [00:04] Joeno asks about BIG [00:04] "You became a main character's love interest. BIG mistake!" [00:04] jc: have you noticed that today's updates to sev.com.au seem to be gone? [00:04] I'm out, see you all later [00:04] Bienvenidos JC. [00:04] cut [00:04] seeya th'kya [00:04] cut [00:04] *** Th`kya has left #sevtrek [00:04] Wizz: no, I'll check it out [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] so it's not justme with an old wnp? [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:05] no. why do you think we changed the topic of this cannel? [00:05] Seems to be for everyone. The punchline script gives a 04, according to Dummy. [00:05] That's a 404 [00:05] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BIG [00:05] "You became a main character's love interest. BIG mistake!" [00:05] E - no, but didn't the changes happen earlier? Have they reverted? [00:05] *poings out that you can still link from the WNP, i did* [00:05] BIG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [00:05] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:05] Hello JB [00:05] it was okay earlier [00:05] Hi JB [00:05] hiya DrJB [00:05] They happened and they disappeared. [00:05] *DrJonasBashir* hey [00:05] Bienvenidos DJB. [00:05] *** JustMark has joined #SevTrek [00:05] Seems to be a restore from the backup [00:05] hey [00:05] Hi Jonas! [00:05] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BIG [00:05] "You became a main character's love interest. BIG mistake!" [00:06] Good Sev all! [00:06] so, do you need a SevMan? [00:06] Oh, it's just mark. [00:06] E: yes. then it was gone and later it was back with the last updates gone [00:06] I see not >=] [00:06] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:06] Nope, I'm sort of running :-) [00:06] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v JustMark [00:06] keep [00:06] hi jb and mark [00:06] Hi JC, long time no see! [00:06] keep [00:06] i was thinking about learning to be a sevman, but misunderstood when lessons were [00:06] So John, the shirts are just wonderfull, I took one for myself... [00:06] *** Joeno is now known as Sevoen [00:06] cut [00:06] neutral [00:06] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:07] If you want to have them, contact me (after the JS, preferably) I'll see to it... [00:07] BIG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] [00:07] cool [00:07] e- guess you get them at dealer rates then. well done :-) [00:07] Sevoen asks about ENSIGNS [00:07] "We ran out of ENSIGNS" [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] justmark - hi, yeah, I haven't been able to attend a JS for a while - things have been busy [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] How is Gaby anyway? [00:07] keep [00:07] ENSIGNS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:08] Sevoen asks about FEMMES [00:08] "Never mess with Spiner FEMMES..." [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] e - Gaby is great now, she's running around the house blasting our eardrums' [00:08] delete [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] keep ! [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] not htinking :0/ [00:08] And to think her was infected... [00:08] FEMMES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:08] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:08] htinking? [00:08] Sevoen asks about HAD [00:08] "You just HAD to step in front of an ensign, didn't you?" [00:08] this line's great [00:08] Welcome to toddlerhood! [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] I think nobody got it... [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] i'm very bad wiht h and t [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:09] HAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] [00:09] Sevoen asks about KISSED [00:09] "You KISSED Data without being properly grounded." [00:09] Beware of the amazing destructive powers of a toddler [00:09] keep !!! [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep !!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:09] keep [00:09] *** Nemi has joined #sevtrek [00:09] keep [00:09] methinks e likes [00:09] greetings [00:09] hiya Nemisis [00:09] Potential winner. [00:09] Factualy wrong, but sooooo funny!!! [00:09] Well since you asked: the current punchline is KISSED [00:09] "You KISSED Data without being properly grounded." [00:09] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Nemi [00:09] sorry if I'm late [00:09] Greetings and Salutations! [00:09] I woz sleeping =/ [00:09] Hi! [00:09] hi nemi [00:10] Ooooh, names names.... *Brain hurts* [00:10] Green things and Salivations [00:10] KISSED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10] 7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [00:10] lol [00:10] Sevoen asks about SICK [00:10] "We all got SICK and tarred of you." [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] kee[ [00:10] cut [00:10] is appropriate that that's dhraak welcome [00:10] keep [00:10] neutral [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] don't get this [00:10] cut [00:10] sick and tired of...? [00:10] neutral [00:10] You don't know how she got killed? [00:10] nope [00:10] not seen early TNG [00:10] why are ther 2 SLICKs? [00:10] or late TNG [00:11] Drowned in tar, shortly. [00:11] killed by an oil slick [00:11] She was killed by a sentient tarbaby. [00:11] oh [00:11] keep [00:11] SICK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:11] Sevoen asks about SLICK [00:11] "Let's just say it wasn't a SLICK move on your part." [00:11] keep [00:11] Two slicks? [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] You looking at the right page, Dhraakellian? [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] SICK<>SLICK [00:11] E: because of my colored name or the tissue offer? [00:11] oh [00:11] coloured name (in irc) [00:11] I don't see any colors [00:11] oh... and there's yet another SLICK [00:11] <> != [00:12] My finalist page has not been culled yet. Has the culled page been pushed out to the world? [00:12] Coloured name in IRC? Not using mIRC, I presume [00:12] sorry [00:12] its a personal setting [00:12] using mIRC [00:12] I will update the finalists page NOW [00:12] EVERYBODY, READ THE TOPIC, AND FOLLOW THE URL... [00:12] That one's up to date [00:12] good - mine has about 5 zilllion punches on it [00:12] SLICK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:12] Thanks JC! [00:12] Sevoen asks about STICKY [00:12] "It was a STICKY situation." [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] I did the culling and uploaded it yesterday but somehow all the updates got wiped [00:12] keep [00:12] Must've been a server problem [00:12] jc: good idea. "reading" seems to be difficult for sevilians... :=) [00:12] keep [00:12] eh, okay... [00:12] cut [00:12] I think I followed the link from the Pits comp [00:13] cut [00:13] I tend to ignore the topic line... [00:13] keep [00:13] I can't find the finalists on the sunday strip =/ [00:13] keep [00:13] Nemi: See topic [00:13] jc: it looks like the server crashed and rebooted from yesterday's backups [00:13] Hmm, I can't log onto my server - maybe the password was lost [00:13] STICKY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:13] Can I email the punchline page to someone or upload it onto another server? [00:13] Sevoen asks about STRANGER [00:13] "You met a tall dark STRANGER." [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] jc: read the topic :=) [00:13] Wizzard has done so already, JC [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] *poings out that there is a link ON THE WNP AS USUAL to the finalists* [00:13] keep [00:14] EofTupeS: To the wrong one. [00:14] Wizzard - but that's the old punchlies page - I've culled it since then [00:14] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [00:14] cut [00:14] * Shlamko slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [00:14] you mean to the un culled one? [00:14] Greetings [00:14] jc: http://forum.sevspace.com/punchlines.html [00:14] got disconnected [00:14] hi [00:14] keep [00:14] #roll 1d12 [00:14] -RPGServ:#sevtrek- [00:14] STRANGER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[4 mutes ] [00:14] that's the page which was updated some time last night and online until about 8pm (europe) [00:14] * Dhraakellian slaps Dhraakellian around a bit with a large trout [00:14] Well, the forum page worked...Thanks [00:14] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +b *!*@diup-11-28.inter.net.il [00:14] * Dhraakellian slaps EofTupeS around a bit with a large trout [00:15] *** e_of_PI was kicked by DrJonasBashir (DrJonasBashir) [00:15] *** Sevoen sets mode: -b *!*@diup-11-28.inter.net.il [00:15] bwahahaha [00:15] ah, ok. Good thinking [00:15] Now in FINAL mode. [00:15] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v Shlamko [00:15] * Nemi yawns [00:15] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:15] KISSED [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] SICK [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] SLICK [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] STICKY [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] no. fortune. i printed it out and edited later from the "old" version :=) [00:15] vote4 kissed !!!!! [00:15] ooh, i see, culled, sorry bout the yelling :0) *looks sheepish* [00:15] vote4 sticky [00:15] vote4 sick [00:16] vote4 kissed [00:16] vote4 kissed [00:16] vote4 sticky [00:16] vote4 kissed ! [00:16] vote4 kissed [00:16] vote4 slick [00:16] wiz, you're a genius! :-) [00:16] vote4 sick [00:16] jc: i know :=) [00:16] vote4 slick [00:16] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:16] KISSED scored 5 vote(s). [00:16] SICK scored 2 vote(s). [00:16] SLICK scored 2 vote(s). [00:16] STICKY scored 2 vote(s). [00:16] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 11 [00:17] verfrumdungseffekt was it? [00:17] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [00:17] Hmmm... seems obvious... [00:17] * e_of_PI slaps Shlamko around a bit with a large trout [00:17] "...fremdung...". hey, haven't i followed you up with a correction? [00:17] Computer funny today. [00:17] *** Sevoen sets mode: +v e_of_PI [00:17] Anyway, Dr. Who is 15 minutes away. [00:17] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +b *!*@diup-1-33.inter.net.il [00:17] *** Shlamko was kicked by Sevoen (No clonies!) [00:17] * Dhraakellian laughs at e's computer [00:18] * e_of_PI slaps Dhraakellian around a bit with a large trout [00:18] Doctor whom? [00:18] you have inded [00:18] Well, Dr. Who could appear at any time... [00:18] Dr. Whadoyoucallit. [00:18] Computers are always funny. And so are trains that end up on the wrong side of the station. [00:18] kissed wins? [00:18] Hmm... KISSED seems the winner... any complaints, bribes, whatever? [00:18] lazy me and all though [00:18] plus i'm typing a post :0) [00:18] Dr. Whowhatwhenwherewhy [00:18] I want SICK!!! [00:18] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: -b *!*@diup-1-33.inter.net.il [00:18] Ok, you're sick! [00:18] KISSED wins! [00:19] Now in OFF mode. [00:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:19] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:19] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:19] ANCIENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] BEHOLD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] FOLK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] TWEED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] MIDLIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] WAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:19] Witherwetherwhenceandwherfortofollow? [00:19] D'oh! [00:19] think i'll stick to V-Effekt :0) [00:19] Sevoen asks about ANCIENT [00:19] "Blander: Is that some sort of ANCIENT demon chant? Willies: No, I think it's Elvis..." [00:19] yes, I have a bit of a cold [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] If music be the food of love, play on [00:19] keep [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep (although it was "The Who") [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] I hope you get better... [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:20] I'm staying mute on Buffy, since I've never watched it [00:20] cut [00:20] *can't find the post she want's to link to* [00:20] gotta go eat. [00:20] ANCIENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:20] dhraak - you're a teenage boy [00:20] be back [00:20] Spam? [00:20] Sevoen asks about BEHOLD [00:20] "B: BEHOLD Armageddon! W: Come off it Blander, that was last week!" [00:20] and haven't watched buffy! [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] I liked effecient, wot happened to that one? [00:20] cut [00:20] so? [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] just surprised [00:20] neutral [00:20] BEHOLD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] keep [00:21] Sevoen asks about FOLK [00:21] "Blander: Oh, no, FOLK music, badly sung! Willies: At least it keep the hellhounds away." [00:21] cut [00:21] hey jc... is that lance in the audience? [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] Yep, a cameo. [00:21] keep [00:21] yeah - i loved that JC [00:21] Hmmm... looks like it [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] wiz - yes, a brief cameo [00:21] It looks cool. [00:21] With Burger Girl? [00:21] *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek [00:21] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blueberrie [00:21] hi erin [00:21] hiya Blue! [00:21] ERIN!!! [00:21] Hi [00:21] FOLK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:21] hello [00:21] I though BurgerGirl was blonde [00:21] no Sevberrieing htis week :0) [00:21] Sevoen asks about MIDLIFE [00:21] "B: It's the worst monster yet... W: MIDLIFE crisis" [00:21] cut [00:21] eh, Erin [00:21] Creater of the first tupo! [00:21]