[19:42] Now in OFF mode. [19:42] I (Rene v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply. [19:42] * #sevtrek is being logged [19:42] yay!!!!!!!!!!!! [19:42] *** Rene changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [19:42] Does anyone here know anything about plumbing? [19:42] bwahahaha... hahaha [19:42] Humph! Trying to make us comply again... [19:42] It holds water [19:43] I think a pipe sprung a leak and I don't know what to do. [19:43] we're starting people [19:43] * Anubis still wont comply [19:43] and sometimes other stuff [19:43] yay! [19:43] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [19:43] There's water pouring out of the kitchen cabinets. [19:43] Now in OFF mode. [19:43] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [19:43] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [19:43] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [19:43] BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] EMERGING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] HIGHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] LIVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] NEWS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] POETIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] REVERTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] SHAKER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] SPIRIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] STEP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] VET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:43] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [19:43] whoohoohoohoohoo! [19:43] SevDoctor asks about BACK [19:43] "Well, he had to revert BACK to his natural form sooner or later..." [19:43] Turn off the water supply "upstream", i.e. on a pipe that leads to the kitchen [19:43] Seriously blue? [19:43] But I don't know how! [19:43] Try the garage for the hose main, if necessary [19:43] keep [19:43] cut [19:43] keep [19:44] cut [19:44] keep [19:44] Then, call a plummer [19:44] keep [19:44] Okay... [19:44] Thanks [19:44] cut [19:44] hose-> house [19:44] oh this is my idea isn't it? ]; ) [19:44] cut [19:44] There should be a valve where the water enters the house. Either outside or in the basement. [19:44] BACK now gets status: "Equal vote.". [19:44] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [19:44] wow - I almsot forgot to vote it was so long scoming :0) [19:44] SevDoctor asks about EMERGING [19:44] "Most of the women on board think that his true self is EMERGING!" [19:44] cut [19:44] keep [19:44] cut [19:44] keep [19:44] cut [19:44] keep [19:44] cut [19:45] EMERGING now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:45] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [19:45] SevDoctor asks about HIGHER [19:45] "He evolved to a HIGHER lifeform!" [19:45] just occured to me - Majel is the Sevillia's computer [19:45] cut ! [19:45] cut [19:45] cut [19:45] presumably Marina is Ferryboat's [19:45] keep [19:45] cut (that was the "official" explanation) [19:45] neutral [19:45] HIGHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:45] 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [19:45] Well since you asked: the current punchline is HIGHER [19:45] "He evolved to a HIGHER lifeform!" [19:45] living [19:45] whose does that make Rene? [19:45] grr [19:45] the Captain's Yauchts? [19:46] cut [19:46] cut [19:46] SevDoctor asks about LIVING [19:46] "Mr. Parasite is finally LIVING up to his name." [19:46] Captains gig [19:46] neutral [19:46] neutral [19:46] cut [19:46] cut [19:46] keep [19:46] keep [19:46] keep [19:46] LIVING now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:46] 3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [19:46] keep [19:46] SevDoctor asks about NEWS [19:46] "The good NEWS is he trails less slime this way." [19:46] I'd actyually never noticed that little dig in the original reasoning [19:46] cut [19:46] keep [19:46] cut [19:46] cut [19:46] keep [19:46] cut [19:46] cut [19:46] NEWS now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:46] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [19:46] D'oh [19:47] SevDoctor asks about POETIC [19:47] "POETIC justice, I'd say." [19:47] keep [19:47] keep [19:47] keep ! [19:47] keep [19:47] cut [19:47] keep [19:47] keep [19:47] POETIC now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:47] 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [19:47] SevDoctor asks about REVERTED [19:47] "Turned into? Or REVERTED back to?" [19:47] even more D'ohs. [19:47] cut [19:47] cut [19:47] cut [19:47] cut [19:47] cut [19:47] but [19:47] cut [19:47] haha, sorry [19:47] REVERTED now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:47] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [19:48] SevDoctor asks about SHAKER [19:48] "I need to run more tests. Pass the Salt SHAKER, please." [19:48] keep ! [19:48] keep [19:48] neutral [19:48] keep [19:48] keep [19:48] keep [19:48] when'd Anubis ;leave? I was about to slap him arounf [19:48] keep [19:48] SHAKER now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:48] 6 keeps (86%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [19:48] has anyone ever asked themselves, "Who are we to judge?" [19:48] SevDoctor asks about SPIRIT [19:48] "Chocolatey helped him find his SPIRIT animal!" [19:48] oh yeah - ther you are [19:48] cut [19:48] keep [19:48] keep [19:48] Sevilians [19:48] cut [19:48] Because we're here [19:48] cut [19:48] keep [19:48] keep [19:48] SPIRIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:48] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [19:48] SevDoctor asks about STEP [19:48] "I'd say it's an evolutionary STEP forward." [19:49] you're the name i have highlighted so my eyes skipped over you insignificant one [19:49] cut [19:49] cut !! [19:49] cut [19:49] keep [19:49] cut [19:49] cut [19:49] cut [19:49] STEP now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:49] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [19:49] SevDoctor asks about VET [19:49] "Dammit, Captain, I'm a Doctor, not a VET!" [19:49] well [19:49] *remembers Tom is her favourite character* D'oH! [19:49] keep [19:49] cut [19:49] keep [19:49] keep [19:49] cut [19:49] cut [19:49] but do any of us have advanced degrees in comedy? Do we have qualifications that make us better suited to say what is funny and what isn't? [19:49] keep [19:49] VET now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:49] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [19:49] Anubis [19:49] *** Wizzard is now known as KrustyTheClown [19:49] No, we just laugh when tickled... [19:49] SHUT UP!! [19:49] I'll moderate the channel and take the +v out of you if you keep with your bad puns [19:49] >=] [19:49] better, anubis? [19:50] Mute speaker! [19:50] okay [19:50] ok ]; ) [19:50] keep [19:50] it's time for the... [19:50] Now in FINAL mode. [19:50] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [19:50] BACK [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [19:50] LIVING [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:50] POETIC [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:50] SHAKER [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:50] SPIRIT [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:50] VET [63%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:50] *** KrustyTheClown is now known as Wizzard [19:50] we'd normally have FINISHedby now! [19:50] vote4 poetic [19:50] vote4 vet [19:50] oooh, let's see [19:50] vote4 poetic [19:50] vote4 poetic [19:50] vote4 vet [19:50] vote4 shaker [19:50] D'oH my choice gone [19:50] Thanks, Mark. It worked. [19:51] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [19:51] POETIC scored 3 vote(s). [19:51] SHAKER scored 1 vote(s). [19:51] VET scored 2 vote(s). [19:51] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [19:51] I can be swayed to shaker.... [19:51] Good! [19:51] more votes? [19:51] narf - don't like any of these [19:51] vote4 shaker [19:51] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [19:51] POETIC scored 3 vote(s). [19:51] SHAKER scored 2 vote(s). [19:51] VET scored 2 vote(s). [19:51] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [19:51] still two mutes [19:51] oh, i dunno [19:51] E, vote [19:51] vote4 shaker [19:51] * Corsair contemplates using the line. [19:51] danke [19:51] not happy bout it though [19:51] Yay [19:52] Anubis? [19:52] * Leander waits. [19:52] VET now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [19:52] Vet is a waste, switch.... [19:52] vote4 poetic [19:53] vote4 shaker [19:53] it's a tie [19:53] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [19:53] POETIC scored 4 vote(s). [19:53] SHAKER scored 4 vote(s). [19:53] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [19:53] i didn't particularly like any that were left [19:53] SevQueen [19:53] and move on [19:53] HIGHER was ok i guess [19:53] Now in OFF mode. [19:53] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [19:53] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [19:53] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [19:53] RETRACT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] RUNNING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] SCRATCHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] SPANK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] VET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] WATCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [19:53] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [19:53] Poetic SevQueen [19:53] yay! download finished (for tonight) [19:53] I'm thirsty [19:54] grr, the strip doesn't load [19:54] care to describe it to me, anyone? [19:54] * Leander gives some water. [19:54] SevDoctor asks about RETRACT [19:54] "Wolfy! RETRACT when you come indoors!" [19:54] cut [19:54] keep [19:54] there's no strip visible [19:54] cut [19:54] Oh don't worry I am here, I'm observing [19:54] cut [19:54] Wolverine as a young child running around the house, and the scratch marks are everywhere...mom looks on. [19:54] keep [19:54] lol [19:54] cut [19:54] keep [19:55] The original Eward Scissorhands [19:55] Edward [19:55] Mom has Wlfy's haircut! [19:55] RETRACT now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:55] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [19:55] SevDoctor asks about RUNNING [19:55] "No RUNNING with... yourself!" [19:55] cut [19:55] cut [19:55] keep [19:55] keep [19:55] keep [19:55] cut [19:55] I can relate to this strip! ]; ) [19:55] keep [19:55] cute, and just barely clever. [19:55] like this one, kinda like one i think i entered [19:55] "with... your claws unleashed" could be a little funnier [19:55] RUNNING now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:55] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [19:56] SevDoctor asks about SCRATCHING [19:56] "How many times have I told you to use the SCRATCHING post?!" [19:56] keep [19:56] keep [19:56] cut [19:56] keep [19:56] neutral [19:56] keep [19:56] keep [19:56] SCRATCHING now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:56] 5 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [19:56] SevDoctor asks about SPANK [19:56] "You may heal fast, but I SPANK faster." [19:56] neutral [19:56] keep [19:56] cut [19:56] cut [19:56] cut [19:56] keep [19:56] Do I have to mark that it's impossible that Logan had his claws while being a boy? [19:57] or am I being a stupid nitpicker? [19:57] does it matter? [19:57] =] [19:57] Sevspace [19:57] Blame Sevspace [19:57] cut [19:57] This was a "What If?" type of strip. [19:57] I know ;) [19:57] it's funny [19:57] was it? [19:57] SPANK now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:57] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [19:57] SevDoctor asks about VET [19:57] "Alright, young man, we're going to the VET to get you de-clawed!" [19:57] oh no i see [19:57] i think we all decided to ignore it and enjoy the humour [19:57] keep [19:57] keep [19:57] cut [19:57] keep [19:57] cut [19:57] cut [19:57] keep [19:57] there's humour? [19:58] * Corsair looks around.... Where? [19:58] Anubis? [19:58] Point it out when you find it! [19:58] VET now gets status: "Keep it!". [19:58] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [19:58] * Leander poings...There! [19:58] SevDoctor asks about WATCH [19:58] "I know I should never have let him WATCH Edward Scissorhands" [19:58] cut [19:58] keep [19:58] Ah HA Ha! [19:58] cut [19:58] keep [19:58] Anubis? [19:58] neutral [19:58] cut [19:58] Why do these Vet ones keep getting through? [19:59] SevDoctor: What? Why do you keep paging me!? [19:59] Its a cat thing [19:59] cut [19:59] I have an offer for you [19:59] do you want a +b? [19:59] >=] [19:59] do I? [19:59] Whassat? [19:59] oh yes =] [19:59] WATCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [19:59] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [19:59] dunno [19:59] oooohhhhh yesssss >=] [19:59] Now in FINAL mode. [19:59] * Anubis is weary [19:59] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [19:59] SCRATCHING [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [19:59] VET [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:00] errrrm no [20:00] :0) [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] awww... what a shame [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] oh great - i think these two are both awful [20:00] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [20:00] vote4 scatching [20:00] *duct tapes her mouth* [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] wb Dhraak [20:00] hello Dhraak [20:00] I was for RUNNING [20:00] *** priyana has left #sevtrek [20:00] *** priyana has joined #sevtrek [20:00] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [20:00] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v priyana [20:00] *occurs taht she spoke through the tape* [20:00] vote4 scratching [20:00] where are we? [20:01] here. [20:01] vote4 running [20:01] Sci-Fi [20:01] ? [20:01] final round [20:01] ok [20:01] show em the list doc. [20:01] tally? [20:01] what show? [20:01] Umm, sorry. [20:02] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:02] SCRATCHING scored 6 vote(s). [20:02] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [20:02] X Men [20:02] 6/10. winner [20:02] bleh [20:02] clear [20:02] the image didn't load when I went to the finalist page [20:02] that's coz no image is under that url [20:02] Bad Url! [20:02] oh [20:02] broken link. [20:02] house broken? [20:02] JOHNNY BOY, THE WINNER FOR SCI-FI: SCRATCHING [20:02] Now in OFF mode. [20:02] Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [20:02] Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [20:02] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:02] BOOM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] BREAK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] CAMERA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] DURING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] LOUSY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] PRIVACY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] SECONDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:02] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [20:02] heh. "Johnny boy" [20:03] *** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek [20:03] uh oh [20:03] Wizzard asks about BOOM [20:03] "Speak up, I don't think the BOOM mike picked you up." [20:03] *** SevDoctor has joined #sevtrek [20:03] keep [20:03] keep [20:03] cut [20:03] keep [20:03] keep [20:03] keep [20:03] cot [20:03] cut [20:03] I quit the channel? [20:03] keep [20:03] (jonas: i took briefly over) [20:03] yes... [20:03] spork [20:03] I said you left....we felt abandoned [20:03] REALLY Briefly [20:03] splayde [20:03] BOOM now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:03] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [20:04] I was out for less than 5 secs [20:04] HEY! [20:04] stop it >=] [20:04] just to show you where we are.. :=) [20:04] well as much fun as this has been, I'm off to bed, guess I'm just not cut out for a JS, night (or whatever) all! [20:04] SevDoctor asks about BREAK [20:04] "Whoops, the commercial BREAK is over." [20:04] :0) naughty Wizzard, naughty [20:04] cut [20:04] keep [20:04] keep [20:04] I've gotta go...I'm testing for my red belt today. Wish me luck! [20:04] gnight Anubis - cja round [20:04] darn slow typing [20:04] is for horses [20:04] thank you, magical one =P [20:04] keep [20:04] keep [20:04] bye all [20:04] *** Anubis has left #sevtrek [20:04] *** priyana has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [20:04] keep [20:04] bon chance priyana [20:04] Later Anubis, dream well....Or invade the dreams of others..... [20:04] keep [20:04] BREAK now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:04] 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ] [20:04] cut [20:04] gotta go. probably for good. :( [20:04] SevDoctor asks about CAMERA [20:04] "Wanna face CAMERA three and say that?" [20:05] keep [20:05] neutral [20:05] cut [20:05] keep [20:05] keep [20:05] keep [20:05] gnight dhraak, or whatever to you [20:05] actually [20:05] keep [20:05] bye dhraak [20:05] CAMERA now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:05] 5 keeps (83%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [20:05] Bye D [20:05] SevDoctor asks about DURING [20:05] "Only DURING the commercials." [20:05] cut [20:05] bye [20:05] cut [20:05] cut [20:05] keep [20:05] keep [20:05] cut [20:05] cut [20:05] bye [20:05] DURING now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:05] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ] [20:05] SevDoctor asks about LOUSY [20:05] "LOUSY two minute commercial breaks!" [20:05] keep [20:05] cut [20:05] cut [20:05] cut [20:05] cut [20:06] LOUSY now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:06] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [20:06] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Quit: ) [20:06] i wouldn't complain if they were only two minutes! [20:06] SevDoctor asks about PRIVACY [20:06] "Yeah, all the PRIVACY in the world." [20:06] cut [20:06] keep [20:06] neutral [20:06] keep [20:06] cut [20:06] It's sarcasm! [20:06] keep [20:06] good sarcasm [20:06] Whoops...wrong line... [20:06] cut [20:06] keep [20:06] PRIVACY now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:06] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[0 mutes ] [20:06] SevDoctor asks about SECONDS [20:06] "Well, it was a good few SECONDS." [20:06] keep [20:06] cut [20:06] cut [20:06] keep [20:07] That's what she said... [20:07] keep [20:07] keep [20:07] SECONDS now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:07] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [20:07] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:07] BOOM [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:07] BREAK [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:07] CAMERA [83%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:07] PRIVACY [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:07] SECONDS [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:07] Now in FINAL mode. [20:07] that was quick! [20:07] vote4 privacy [20:07] vote4 camera [20:07] vote4 privacy [20:07] vote4 privacy [20:07] vote4 camera [20:07] i turn to the board for ONE second and miss a punchline! [20:07] vote4 break [20:07] we're quick =] [20:07] vote4 privacy [20:07] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:07] BREAK scored 1 vote(s). [20:07] CAMERA scored 2 vote(s). [20:07] PRIVACY scored 3 vote(s). [20:07] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [20:07] voter break [20:08] w...e... a..r..e..? [20:08] *** SevDoctor is now known as DrJonasBashir [20:08] blue, you have a tupo [20:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [20:08] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [20:08] vote4 break [20:08] BREAK now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [20:08] Thanks [20:08] erm... [20:08] nope [20:09] I shouldn't have cut that [20:09] keep [20:09] then it's sevqueen between break, camera and privacy [20:09] vote4 privacy [20:09] yes, it is [20:09] I think [20:09] Oh [20:09] well, not now [20:09] BB, SURE to change? [20:09] Well, I voted for break. [20:09] Well, I'm off to bed now. Glad to have helped a bit with voting. Goodnight everybody and don't try to crash the Sevilia into anything while I'm gone, ok? [20:09] * Corsair waits for everything to settle down... [20:10] But you cut it. [20:10] bye leander [20:10] okay, then it's 2-2-3 [20:10] *** Leander has quit IRC (Quit: ) [20:10] Sorry [20:10] Goodnight L! [20:10] Privacy wins as 1st minory [20:10] erin: he didn't get your vote [20:10] I'm a little distracted. [20:10] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:10] CAMERA scored 2 vote(s). [20:10] PRIVACY scored 4 vote(s). [20:10] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 6 [20:10] gnight Leander [20:10] It got for the record [20:10] Clear enough [20:10] I have to go clean up the kitchen. [20:10] I cut AFTER she voted [20:10] *poings out the Leander is Head of Night Operations* [20:10] It sounded like you had a self-cleaning kitchen... [20:10] Heh. =) [20:10] yes. maybe just write it up in highlight and let JC decide. [20:11] and therefore if we do crash we can blame him :0) [20:11] wait, I'm checking the log [20:11] All of the stuff on the refrigerator is soaked. [20:11] it should have been 2-2-3 [20:11] THis could take a while B! [20:11] can i have it then Blue? [20:11] leander voted 4 break as well [20:11] Wait, water is gushing from the walls, and you're in the JS..... [20:11] Oh, well, it can wait. [20:11] * Corsair is impressed [20:11] priorities hey? [20:12] Yep =) [20:12] corsair: she knows how to set priorities [20:12] i desperatley need a weeks worth of sleep [20:12] but am still here [20:12] Well, it stopped gushing. [20:12] A true Sevilian in the greatest sense of the word. [20:12] But I have no running water now. [20:12] bummer [20:12] * Wizzard mumbles about desperately needing sleep... [20:12] BB voted for Break ONE SECOND before I cut it [20:12] it's valid [20:12] That is the trade-off. That is why you need to call a plummer. [20:12] 2-2-3 [20:13] Plumbers are expensive. [20:13] so, I say... Privacy wins as First Minory? [20:13] plumber... [20:13] JOHN, ATTENTION [20:13] 2-2-3. sevqueen. no clear majority [20:13] BREAK gets 2 votes [20:13] Fine...next! [20:13] CAMERA gets 2 votes [20:13] PRIVACY gets 3 votes [20:13] Man, I really screwed this up, didn't I? =/ [20:13] SEVMAN says: "Privacy wins" [20:13] {{{{{Blue}}}}}}} you didn't mean too [20:13] but it's your call [20:14] done, let's move [20:14] its been a bad session - TRUST us [20:14] Now in OFF mode. [20:14] Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [20:14] Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [20:14] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:14] BILLS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] FAB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] HI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] INSURANCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] NATURAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] PROPERTY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] SECOND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] SHELLED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] TRAIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:14] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [20:14] Slow session [20:14] Heh [20:14] Not so bad [20:14] we started 50 mins late! [20:14] 40 [20:14] *** CBM has joined #sevtrek [20:14] SevDoctor asks about BILLS [20:14] "Nice house, but the chiropractor BILLS are killing him!" [20:14] i got it as 50 here [20:14] hail CBM! [20:14] Hey cap! [20:14] Yep, slow [20:14] CBM!!!!! howdy [20:14] Yeah, I was wondering why you still hadn't started when I got here. [20:14] cut [20:14] keep [20:14] keep [20:14] cut [20:14] keep [20:14] i never nopticed that one on the finalists! [20:14] keep [20:15] BILLS now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:15] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [20:15] SevDoctor asks about FAB [20:15] "Ah well, it's a pre FAB anyway" [20:15] keep ! [20:15] cut [20:15] keep [20:15] keep [20:15] keep [20:15] keep [20:15] FAB now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:15] 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ] [20:15] keep [20:15] SevDoctor asks about HI [20:15] "one shell enhancement and he can't say HI anymore" [20:15] keep [20:15] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v CBM [20:15] cut [20:15] cut [20:15] keep [20:15] cut [20:15] cut [20:15] cut [20:16] cut [20:16] HI now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:16] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[0 mutes ] [20:16] SevDoctor asks about INSURANCE [20:16] "Dont be jealous, his home and contents INSURANCE is costing him a fortune!" [20:16] cut [20:16] cut [20:16] cut [20:16] cut [20:16] INSURANCE now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [20:16] SevDoctor asks about NATURAL [20:16] "No way is that NATURAL" [20:16] cut [20:16] cut [20:16] keep ! [20:16] neutral [20:16] clever [20:16] keep [20:16] keep [20:16] keep [20:16] keep [20:16] NATURAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:16] 5 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[0 mutes ] [20:16] cut [20:17] SevDoctor asks about PROPERTY [20:17] "Great! There go our PROPERTY values!" [20:17] *not paying attention to what she's doing - keeps clicking posts she's read* [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:17] PROPERTY now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:17] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [20:17] cut [20:17] SevDoctor asks about SECOND [20:17] "I bet he doesn't even need that SECOND floor!" [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:17] cut [20:18] cut [20:18] SECOND now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:18] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [20:18] cut [20:18] SevDoctor asks about SHELLED [20:18] "I can't believe what he SHELLED out for that place" [20:18] keep [20:18] neutral [20:18] cut [20:18] cut [20:18] another clever [20:18] neutral [20:18] keep [20:18] keep [20:18] SHELLED now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:18] 3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[0 mutes ] [20:18] someone's a bit scissor happy [20:18] SevDoctor asks about TRAIL [20:18] "Yeah, well, he still leaves a slime TRAIL just like everyone else!" [20:18] if it were Joeno or dummy i'd expect it [20:18] keep ! [20:18] keep [20:18] cut [20:18] cut [20:18] keep [20:19] neutral [20:19] TRAIL now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:19] 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [20:19] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:19] BILLS [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:19] FAB [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:19] NATURAL [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:19] SHELLED [43%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:19] TRAIL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:19] Now in FINAL mode. [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] vote4 trail [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] vote4 shelled [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] vote4 FAB [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:19] FAB scored 1 vote(s). [20:19] NATURAL scored 4 vote(s). [20:19] SHELLED scored 1 vote(s). [20:19] TRAIL scored 1 vote(s). [20:19] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 7 [20:19] although shelled is clever [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] enough [20:19] vote4 natural [20:19] fab would be my 2nd choice [20:20] vote4 FAB [20:20] voted against my own entry twice now. [20:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:20] FAB scored 1 vote(s). [20:20] NATURAL scored 6 vote(s). [20:20] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 7 [20:20] Wow [20:20] FAB reminds me of *shudder* Thunderbirds too much [20:20] Which was yours? [20:20] enough >=] [20:20] trail [20:20] Thunderbirds are go! [20:20] pre-fabricated [20:20] corsair: i still like it better [20:20] John, we had a NATURAL winner [20:20] (trail) [20:20] Mine was FAB [20:21] Now in OFF mode. [20:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [20:21] Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [20:21] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:21] CHANNELS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] CREEP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] GARBAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] PROGRAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] SOAPS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] TV [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] WEATHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [20:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [20:21] :0) [20:21] Not up against natural and shelled, i didn't think so.\ [20:21] Thunderbirds are EVIL!!!! [20:21] Fab was my second favorite [20:21] *** CBM has left #sevtrek [20:21] I think he got bad with it [20:21] SevDoctor asks about CHANNELS [20:21] "57 CHANNELS and everything sucks!" [20:21] keep ! [20:21] hmm - has this been logged from the first attempt to get going? [20:21] My good one didn't make the finals [20:21] keep [20:21] keep [20:22] keep !!!! [20:22] keep [20:22] cut [20:22] GREAT, GREAT, GREAT! [20:22] e: i'm logging since i tried to activate rene the first time [20:22] ROTFL [20:22] please, wait [20:22] hmm :0) [20:22] LOL! [20:22] okay, done [20:22] jonas? [20:22] =] [20:22] yeah, I'm LMAO [20:22] why? [20:22] *hands DrJB his A back* [20:22] the punchline's spectacular! [20:23] CHANNELS now gets status: "Keep it!". [20:23] 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[0 mutes ] [20:23] The punchline is lame. [20:23] oh right, yeah, think I've found a voter [20:23] as if you haven't seen it before... [20:23] SevDoctor asks about CREEP [20:23] "These programs sure CREEP up on you!" [20:23] cut [20:23] Are you saying, it sucks? [20:23] neutral [20:23] cut [20:23] cut [20:23] cut [20:23] cut [20:23] :-) [20:23] CREEP now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:23] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[0 mutes ] [20:23] SevDoctor asks about GARBAGE [20:23] "GARBAGE in, garbage out." [20:23] cut [20:23] keep [20:23] cut [20:23] cut [20:24] Old computer joke..... [20:24] cut [20:24] ...although this more of a Herman line [20:24] GARBAGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:24] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [20:24] I assume you all know what upgrades are [20:24] true [20:24] cut [20:24] SevDoctor asks about PROGRAM [20:24] "This PROGRAM sucks. Literally." [20:24] Herman hasn't been in one for a while! [20:24] cut [20:24] Garbage on top [20:24] cut [20:24] keep [20:24] keep [20:24] neutral [20:24] good try [20:24] cut [20:24] PROGRAM now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:24] 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [20:24] Herman is in this week's [20:24] Upgrades just ensure a full can. [20:24] i would get rid of the "literally" myself [20:24] e: he is in the new sunday strip [20:24] SevDoctor asks about SOAPS [20:24] "Those SOAPS really suck you in!" [20:24] cut [20:24] of course, it ruins the whole pun [20:25] cut [20:25] cut [20:25] keep [20:25] oh - i've not been looking at strips this week [20:25] cut [20:25] cut [20:25] SOAPS now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:25] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[0 mutes ] [20:25] got online for the first time in days today [20:25] SevDoctor asks about TV [20:25] "Maybe the guys have a point about TV having a hold on me." [20:25] cut [20:25] neutral [20:25] Though, Wayne is alone in Pits, thankfully.... [20:25] i dont think it ruins it without the literally [20:25] keep [20:25] cut [20:25] keep [20:25] neutral [20:25] TV now gets status: "Keep for now.". [20:25] 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[0 mutes ] [20:26] SevDoctor asks about WEATHER [20:26] "That's the last time I watch "The WEATHER Channel"!" [20:26] i think without it it allowas the reader to see the joke rather than having it shown to them [20:26] perfect tie... :=) [20:26] cut [20:26] cut [20:26] keep [20:26] netural [20:26] cut [20:26] cut [20:26] neutral [20:26] WEATHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [20:26] 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ] [20:26] oh, Wiz, do you like my tie? [20:26] I like this one...but I don't know why [20:26] I just bought it =P [20:26] *drum fill* [20:26] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [20:26] CHANNELS [83%, 0] "Keep it!" [20:26] TV [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [20:26] perfect tie... :=)8==> surely :0) [20:26] vote4 tv [20:26] vote4 channels ! [20:26] Now in FINAL mode. [20:26] vote4 channels [20:26] vote4 channels [20:26] vote4 channels ! [20:26] a vote for tv is a vote for sanity! [20:26] done! [20:26] vote4 channels [20:27] vote channels [20:27] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:27] CHANNELS scored 4 vote(s). [20:27] Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 6 [20:27] vote4 tv [20:27] and we're done [20:27] We lost our sanity long ago [20:27] ohh... Rene's slow [20:27] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:27] CHANNELS scored 4 vote(s). [20:27] TV scored 1 vote(s). [20:27] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 6 [20:27] ok... my bed is waiting. [20:27] lol Wizzard - mine too [20:27] bye all! [20:27] Channels just has not pizzazz! [20:27] Bye W! [20:27] vote4 channels [20:27] but it won't see me until Buffy starts i think [20:27] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [20:27] CHANNELS scored 4 vote(s). [20:27] TV scored 1 vote(s). [20:27] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 6 [20:27] bah [20:28] CHANNELS's the winner [20:28] we're done [20:28] no JC [20:28] no conference [20:28] BY! [20:28] er [20:28] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: T'dr'duzk b'hazg t't!) [20:28] BYE! [20:28] Whew! [20:28] salute [20:28] It was fast, if you drop the original 50 minute wait [20:28] and let's go [20:28] Now in OFF mode. [20:28] ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Fri Sep 07 20:28:37 2001