Now in OFF mode.  I (Gene v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply. yes. that's it. now just initialize comp # 1 :) is it good now? *** Gene changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' <_8_of_12_> Did I make Majel join then? <_8_of_12_> No, probably not. -> *Gene* getpunches 1  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by...  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete.  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  APPEARS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FOLLICLES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HAIRPIECE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HIGH [0%, 0] "Nominated."  IDEA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  IQ [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PHYSICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." I did  PREGNANT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." this is it. Hey!  Now in ELIMINATE mode. yes!!! wait thank you nova! no problemo -> *Gene* pick appears  ijsbeertje asks about APPEARS   "McCorduroy: "It APPEARS to be a Trubble" Spook: That'll explain why Klingoffs hate him." keep cut *** Majel has left #sevtrek now go on plz cut cut cut JB: don't let the stress get to you :) cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep -> *Gene* tally  APPEARS now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] may the fart guide the stress out of us :) Ack, it started! Congrats! -> *Gene* pick follicles  ijsbeertje asks about FOLLICLES   "Mc C: Your FOLLICLES! They're dead Gym!" cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut keep cut cut cut -> *Gene* tally  FOLLICLES now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick hairpiece  ijsbeertje asks about HAIRPIECE   "Bones: It's sentient! Kirk: Of course I am! Spock: I believe the doctor was referring to your HAIRPIECE." keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut ! cut keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> Copied off my punchline and mine didn't make it. I hate that >:( -> *Gene* tally  HAIRPIECE now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] cool -> *Gene* pick high  ijsbeertje asks about HIGH   "McC: I detect a HIGH concentration of polyester. Q: It's hair... S: That's highly illogical, Captain." been there... cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut neutral cut keepo oops. keep cut -> *Gene* tally  HIGH now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] Hi, im a friend of johan, im at his place right now and I was wondering if i could judge with you instead of johan, who's very busy with his server -> *Gene* pick idea  ijsbeertje asks about IDEA   "McCorduroy: Are you sure the Trubble on the head is a good IDEA? Quirk: I have to look good for the ambassador. Spook: But the Klingoff ambassador?" We should keep one line... if you know how to, do it okay thnx of course cut cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> keep cut -> *Gene* tally  IDEA now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[3 mutes ] cut -> *Gene* tally  IDEA now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[2 mutes ] Uh, okay -> *Gene* pick IQ  ijsbeertje asks about IQ   "McCorduroy: I'm reading an IQ of 180! Quirk: Yes! I'm handsome and a genius! Spook: I attribute both qualities to the trubble latched to your skull." keep keep keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep neutral keep -> *Gene* tally  IQ now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] cut -> *Gene* pick physical  ijsbeertje asks about PHYSICAL   "Buns: Ok. The Tribble has passed its PHYSICAL. Now for you, Gym..." keep cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut -> *Gene* tally  PHYSICAL now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick pregnant  ijsbeertje asks about PREGNANT   "McCorduroy: As near as I can tell, these things are born PREGNANT. Spook: Your hair supply is assured, captain." keep keep keep keep keep cut hmmm <_8_of_12_> keep The only one good, short and funny cut keep -> *Gene* tally  PREGNANT now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick wear  ijsbeertje asks about WEAR   "Spook: I do not believe our mission is to seek out new life and WEAR it." keep cut cut cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut -> *Gene* tally cut  WEAR now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. -> *Gene* whatsleft  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  HAIRPIECE [62%, 0] "Keep it!"  IQ [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  PREGNANT [78%, 0] "Keep it!" vote4 pregnant <_8_of_12_> vote4 pregnant vote4 pregnant vote4 pregnant vote4 iq vote4 pregnant vote4 pregnant THis looks clear... -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  IQ scored 1 vote(s).  PREGNANT scored 6 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 go ahead! -> *Gene* cutfinal hairpiece  HAIRPIECE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." -> *Gene* cutfinal IQ  IQ now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Pregnant?? Did I miss one? gee... Pregnant wins! Next! I did! go go! -> *Gene* getpunches 2  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND197, please stand by...  Retrieval ROUND197 competition complete.  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  ANTIGRAV [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CLOSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DIRECTED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DONUTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LOOK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  QUOTE [0%, 0] "Nominated." * _8_of_12_ admits this one is for Sevqueen  SAVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  VELOCITY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WAY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. cut ! -> *Gene* pick antigrav  ijsbeertje asks about ANTIGRAV   "Spook: My ANTIGRAV boots are failing Quirk: I'll activate my antigrav girdle." Gym & Spook, many years later... lol! cut !! keep cut cut keep * _8_of_12_ gets cheese shovel readu. For the good of the JS! <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep cut -> *Gene* tally  ANTIGRAV now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick close  ijsbeertje asks about CLOSE   "Spook: That was a CLOSE one captain! Quirk: Toupee, don't fail me now!" It's nice to be a deciding vote cut <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep cut keep cut cut -> *Gene* tally  CLOSE now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick directed  ijsbeertje asks about DIRECTED   "Spook: *You* DIRECTED it, *you* have to live through it!" keep ! cut keep cut keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut -> *Gene* tally  DIRECTED now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> Should the Sev Men wait until last? -> *Gene* pick donut -Gene- donut is not a valid punchword! no -> *Gene* pick donuts  ijsbeertje asks about DONUTS   "Spook: A suggestion: lay off the DONUTS." Sure, save the best for last... ;) keep keep I don't keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> mmkay. I thought that the scritping might have to be changed or something keep neutral <_8_of_12_> keep -> *Gene* tally  DONUTS now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick look  ijsbeertje asks about LOOK   "Spook: Captain, while that girdle may make you LOOK lighter..." keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep cut keep cut cut -> *Gene* tally  LOOK now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick quote  ijsbeertje asks about QUOTE   "Spook: To QUOTE Mister Squat, my boots cannae take much more. Quirk: Be thankful it wasn't him falling!" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> Fat Scotty. :) That should be his sev name! keep keep -> *Gene* tally  QUOTE now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] Squatty is fine -> *Gene* pick save  ijsbeertje asks about SAVE   "Quirk: Great SAVE Spook! Spook: Too bad about the movie though..." keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut keeo cut cut keep cut -> *Gene* tally * _8_of_12_ hit the cheesy pinchline!  SAVE now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick velocity  ijsbeertje asks about VELOCITY   "Spook: Fascinating! the VELOCITY of your fall divided by the Earth gravitation multiplied by... Quirk: Just put me down!" <_8_of_12_> That's a bad punchline! Back! keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep keep cut cut -> *Gene* tally  VELOCITY now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick way  ijsbeertje asks about WAY   "S: One WAY or another, that tribble is coming off your head!" Aw <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut keep cut keep cut -> *Gene* tally  WAY now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. * DrJonasBashir grabs 8's cheese shovel and hits the punchline! -> *Gene* whatsleft  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  DIRECTED [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  DONUTS [62%, 0] "Keep it!" What's left? vote4 donuts vote4 directed That it? vote4 directed vote4 directed <_8_of_12_> vote4 donuts Tht's it vote4 donuts vote4 directed vote4 donuts -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DIRECTED scored 4 vote(s).  DONUTS scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 Clear as mud... -> *Gene* quote This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. next! -> *Gene* getpunches 3  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... Exactly  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete.  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  BARE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CAFFEINE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CATCHPHRASE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EXPOUNDO [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FLATULENCEMAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." * _8_of_12_ throws out clay pigen  FRANCHISE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  INTELLECTUAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MARKERMAN [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MULTITASKER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  POLITICALLY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  REDTAPE [0%, 0] "Nominated." <_8_of_12_> PULL!! -> *Gene* pick bare  SIDEKICKER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SWISS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TCHOTCHKE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TEENIDOL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. <_8_of_12_> BANG!!  ijsbeertje asks about BARE   "BARE Essentials. A female superhero who battles evil in the nude, but no matter what pose she's in, there's always some object covering the naughty bits." keep keep keep keep keep should be funning drawing this one :-) <_8_of_12_> How are you going to draw that one!? keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep -> *Gene* tally  BARE now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick caffeine  ijsbeertje asks about CAFFEINE   "CAFFEINE: One cup of coffee turns an ordinary woman into a superhero of incredible speed and energy." He'll draw it with stuff in the way should be funning drawing this one :-) cut 8, you're an ass cut keep cut cut neutral <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep -> *Gene* tally That's Janeway!  CAFFEINE now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick catchphrase  ijsbeertje asks about CATCHPHRASE   "CATCHPHRASE - Superhero who battles evil with stinging repartee and razor wit." It would be, wouldn't it. cut <_8_of_12_> cut ! cut keep keep keep cut cut -> *Gene* tally  CATCHPHRASE now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick expoundo  ijsbeertje asks about EXPOUNDO   "EXPOUNDO: Evil mutant who compulsively explains every tiny detail of his evil plan, thus providing the hero with all the information he needs to foil it." cut <_8_of_12_> keep keep keep cut keep The Spleen is up next. keep keep why are they so long? cut -> *Gene* tally  EXPOUNDO now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] It's a full description] We're running characters. They are all this legth <_8_of_12_> Because it is the will of the gods cut length ... -> *Gene* pick flatuleneman -Gene- flatuleneman is not a valid punchword! It broke <_8_of_12_> Gene? -> *Gene* pick flatulencenman -Gene- flatulencenman is not a valid punchword! broke? * _8_of_12_ slaps Gene with a cheese shovel <_8_of_12_> Hello? wait -> *Gene* pick FLATULENCEMAN  ijsbeertje asks about FLATULENCEMAN   "FLATULENCEMAN: Flies at supersonic speed thanks to radioactive bean diet. Takes out bad guys using aforementioned diet, usually as he's landing." cut cut <_8_of_12_> I think I killed him! <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut I had to copy thisone to get the punchoword right <_8_of_12_> Can anyone say 'The Spleen'? Anyone else see Mystery Men? cut cut The Spleen -> *Gene* tally keep I did "Crude and Lewd" say something to you?????  FLATULENCEMAN now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick franchise  ijsbeertje asks about FRANCHISE   "FRANCHISE: a goliath-like Robot who spews forth useless toys and junk in the hopes of a sequel or tv based show" Gee, I'm pleasantly surprised by everyone's taste cut cut !@ keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> High opinion of us, JC? :) cut keep -> *Gene* tally  FRANCHISE now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[0 mutes ] It's Optimus Primal! We kept the naked woman one, however =] -> *Gene* pick intelectual -Gene- intelectual is not a valid punchword! We'll probably keep the next one She was cute... Well, she is always covered up... -> *Gene* pick intellectual  ijsbeertje asks about INTELLECTUAL   "Doctor INTELLECTUAL: A beautiful supermodel with the power to become a nuclear scientist simply by putting on a pair of glasses." LOL! <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> LOL keep keep keep keep keep Someone saw The World Is Not Enough... keep -> *Gene* tally  INTELLECTUAL now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[1 mutes ] Me * Dial_M_For_Maul laughs with MattN <_8_of_12_> Buh? Is the server down, Novq -> *Gene* pick markerman  ijsbeertje asks about MARKERMAN   "MARKERMAN: has the ability to draw objects and be able to use that drawing as if it were real." Told ya so =] keep keep cut cut keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep -> *Gene* tally  MARKERMAN now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[0 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> That's from the x-Men. Straight out of it. yes, indeed <_8_of_12_> Except for the name -> *Gene* pick multitasker  ijsbeertje asks about MULTITASKER   "MULTITASKER: This four-armed hero can perform any two tasks at once, except walking and chewing gum." What's from the X-Men? He should be killed for plagiarism cut keep keep keep cut cut 8 - is there a character than can do that with a marker? cut <_8_of_12_> Can't remember what she was called. But everything she drew became real. keep <_8_of_12_> cut Hunh. -> *Gene* tally  MULTITASKER now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] Aw <_8_of_12_> JC - Indeed, there is. -> *Gene* pick politically  ijsbeertje asks about POLITICALLY   "POLITICALLY Correcto: Has the power to morph into a different minority race/gender orientation/ sex/ disabled character in every episode or film, to keep the quotas up and prevent the evil forces of "the system" from keeping these groups down!" Goodness, I didn't know that - I should start reading the cartoon. We won't use Marker then cut I read an Usagi Yojimbo comic with that in it, only it was based on an old Japanese folklore tale. cut Keep keep ! cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep -> *Gene* tally  POLITICALLY now gets status: "Equal vote.".  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick red tape -Gene- red is not a valid punchword! wit, but long That vote seems appropriate <_8_of_12_> JC - She was in the comics quite recently. Clearly there's a reader who submitted that. :) -> *Gene* pick redtape  ijsbeertje asks about REDTAPE   "REDTAPE: Can stop any attacking foe with a multitude of forms to fill, requiring a triple copy, a signature from the office upstairs and a formal request." keep keep <_8_of_12_> keep keep !!!! cut keep keep Burocrato! keep Now, this is powerful keep -> *Gene* tally  REDTAPE now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[1 mutes ] ...and a Notary Public! -> *Gene* pick sidekicker  ijsbeertje asks about SIDEKICKER   "SIDEKICKER: He has a wicked kick and usually aims for the funny bone." <_8_of_12_> cut ! cut cut cut cut cut * Will_of_CBE wonders where the term "Red Tape" came from. cut <_8_of_12_> How did this one get through? How gittish is that!? Wrong aim... cut -> *Gene* tally  SIDEKICKER now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] Damn -> *Gene* pick swiss  ijsbeertje asks about SWISS   "SWISS: From out of his hands, a screwdriver, a knife, a corkscrewer, a fork, a spoon and even some scissors to work on your nails." JC, stop drinking alcohol while selecting the punchlines, please =] keep Sidekicks always take it on the chin... <_8_of_12_> Agreed! lol <_8_of_12_> cut neutral cut cut <_8_of_12_> Inspector Gadget! neutral cut YES! Plagiarism Take II! Aw -> *Gene* tally  SWISS now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (14%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] They were in the Tick as well That was the Swiss Army Goodness, I didn't know that - I should start reading the cartoon. We won't use Marker then -> *Gene* pick tchnotchke Same idea... -Gene- tchnotchke is not a valid punchword! <_8_of_12_> JC, echo! TICK? What did he do? The Tick! 8 - oops, wrong line He is MIGHTY! -> *Gene* pick tchetchke -Gene- tchetchke is not a valid punchword! He has a glow you cannot see! The ultimate indestructable stupid superhero SPOON! <_8_of_12_> Tick is funny. SPOON! But he's great! He is a justice sandwich! No toppings ncessary. -> *Gene* pick TCHOTCHKE  ijsbeertje asks about TCHOTCHKE   "TCHOTCHKE - A martial artist of phenomenal ability, he has mastered the art of using little knicknacks and collectables as deadly weapons." <_8_of_12_> The TV show rules, I've seen the pilot episode. Very funny. keep cut keep cut keep keep sheesh....try to spell that punshword right <_8_of_12_> cut good luck <_8_of_12_> Are there even three left? cut keep I love the Tick. I wish it were still on... only for that, cut -> *Gene* tally  TCHOTCHKE now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> MArk: There's a RL TV show starting soon Of the Tick? Really? -> *Gene* pick teenidol  ijsbeertje asks about TEENIDOL   "TEENIDOL boy - able to trample his enemies with directed mobs of teenage girls whenever he sings." keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> RL = Real life. Of The Tick, yes. I've seen the first episode. keep ! cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut *** Gene has quit IRC (Read error to Gene[213.224.148.82]: Connection reset by peer) cut cut keep Cool! aaaaaaaaaaargh!! I like this one <_8_of_12_> South PArk rip off punchline Gene!!! JC: could you try to keep the punchwords easier next time? scares me to think of it though... -> *Gene* tally -> *Gene* tally u,oh what the heck!? ijsbeertje, je moet gene niet afsluiten, maar gewoon reconnecten, azegt novafles Could be very expense...all the damage -> *Gene* tally Better you don't restart him. Grab the log, then restart <_8_of_12_> Come back, Gene! All is forgiven! lmao -> *Gene* tally <_8_of_12_> I'm going to get a sandwich. ijs - usually they're easy but this time I tried to get the superhero's name Ak @8/12 ah, ok How do we vote for this one? euhm, it doesn't work anymore <_8_of_12_> Yes, @Nova -> *Gene* tally <_8_of_12_> ? I also got that, Nova... don't apeak Dutch next time, msg her >=] idea Since there will be 3 winners... nova will come back and give you new orders * NovaFlash is back ok, thank Nova The Real Nova :) you blew it! gene is lost! he's dead! :) just kidding -> *Gene* tally lol ??? gene disconnected. is the window still open? He's dead Gene? hope it is yes cool then type in gene: /connect irc.openprojects.net then type in gene: /join #sevtrek then continue judging :) or: click on the little ray icon on mIRC =] * Mark is confused yeah that'd work, too hehehe * _8_of_12_ understands but she might hit the wrong button.. :) * NovaFlash eats understands LOL! That's soooo bad! now you're just 8 of 12 i know i am bad Yes, but I understand it i am the baddest english eater there is. Permission Denied - You're no deity I got wheee huh? <_8_of_12_> Heh heh. We need Q! I got that in the main window of Gene That message is somehow comforting LOL <_8_of_12_> Or the great Gazoo! Where are you!?? very very odd yes what does deity mean? God *** DrJonasBashir is now known as Q Oh dear ijsbeertje; when did that happen? during the 'connect' or the 'join' command? Let me try =] connect * Q snaps *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Great_Gazoo hm. okay, i get the problem\ I'm over here, dum dum :) Coooool... There's a "Star Trek Origami" book out. do good /server irc.openprojects.net I think we need one of the Sev Men! Too late now yep! thank you then /join #sevtrek this would happen on the first time I show up for on eof these... *** Great_Gazoo is now known as _The_Cheese_Shoveller I want to see "The Klingon Cooking Guide" Mark, what's wrong with women? and then..judge like nothing happened. <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> I'm here, I'll save us! COOKIE!!! *** Gene has joined #sevtrek *** Q is now known as The_Butcher I'm gonna split, folks. BBL. hi gene! Hmmm.... -> *Gene* tally Hamlet translated to Klingon.  TEENIDOL now gets status: "Keep for now.". *** MattN has quit IRC (tired.... tired....)  1 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (50%) [[8 mutes ] Saved by Majel! <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> I told you I'd save us. :) keep I think we need to do something again -> *Gene* check  Well since you asked: the current punchline is TEENIDOL   "TEENIDOL boy - able to trample his enemies with directed mobs of teenage girls whenever he sings." vote now? <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> cut yes no no cut <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> Ripped it from South Park. cut Couldn't hurt cut cut that one is fine! keep -> *Gene* tally  TEENIDOL now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] no.. it wasnt Sounds horrible...scar sevilians for life... -> *Gene* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. çut -> *Gene* whatsleft  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  BARE [89%, 0] "Keep it!"  EXPOUNDO [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  FRANCHISE [60%, 0] "Keep it!"  INTELLECTUAL [89%, 0] "Keep it!"  MARKERMAN [60%, 0] "Keep it!"  POLITICALLY [50%, 0] "Equal vote."  REDTAPE [89%, 0] "Keep it!"  TCHOTCHKE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> cut MARKERMAN How many do we vote for? cut Markerman seeing as its like an X-men character * Mark agrees vote4 redtape vote4 intellectual vote4 bare vote4 redtape <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> It is an X-Men character! Her name is sketch! vote4 redtape How does voting work here? vote4 redtape vote4 intellectual vote4 expoundo <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> vote4 intellectial vote4 redtape cheese revote <_The_Cheese_Shoveller> vote4 intellectual -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EXPOUNDO scored 1 vote(s).  INTELLECTUAL scored 3 vote(s).  REDTAPE scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 9 *** _The_Cheese_Shoveller is now known as eight Ok, that's 3! There you go. Three -> *Gene* cutfinal expoundo  EXPOUNDO now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote3 bare vote4 intellectual The three best. :) -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  INTELLECTUAL scored 3 vote(s).  REDTAPE scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 vote4 redtape Why did you cut Expoundo? We need three punchlines. can the one who voted for expounde revote? vote4 bare why? Because there are 3 winners in this. *** The_Butcher is now known as The_Doc Actually, I like Bare better than Exp... me too sshh....well....I'll tell js my error then I'd vote bare jc But, I've only 1 vote -> *Gene* getpunches 4  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND101, please stand by...  Retrieval ROUND101 competition complete.  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  BARKING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CLOSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  ENEMY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FANGTASTIC [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GARLIC [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MIXING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." Buh?  SUCKS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. I doesn't matter, I'll draw Intellectual and Redtape and another that got a high percentage on the cut/keep Ok Okay. So I think Expoundo, Intellectual and rRedtape won -> *Gene* pick barking  ijsbeertje asks about BARKING   "Bluffy: I had to choose between biting or BARKING; that's how you got Oz." cut keep cut cut cut cut JC, did you send the ideas file? cut cut *** eight is now known as _8_of_12_ -> *Gene* tally  BARKING now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[1 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick close  ijsbeertje asks about CLOSE   "Bluffy: Keep you friends CLOSE, your blood-sucking hell demons closer!" keep <_8_of_12_> Send it after... :) keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut <_8_of_12_> I don't really like these punchlines... -> *Gene* quote Insufficient data. I need more votes. <_8_of_12_> keep Insufficient data. I need more votes. <_8_of_12_> Lesser of all evils. keep -> *Gene* tally  CLOSE now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick enemy  ijsbeertje asks about ENEMY   "Bluffy : They say know thy ENEMY.... Angel: So date 'em!" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep cut oh, gee cut keep cut -> *Gene* tally  ENEMY now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] * _8_of_12_ summons super powers. I'm gonna need them!!! -> *Gene* pick fantastic -Gene- fantastic is not a valid punchword! *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Cheese_Shoveller -> *Gene* pick fangtastic  ijsbeertje asks about FANGTASTIC   "Bluffy: hes FANGTASTIC" ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! cut keep cut ! *** Will_of_CBE has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Will_of_CBE[d23.as0.dytn.oh.voyager.net]) cut cut !!!!!! * Cheese_Shoveller does what he does best cut cut -> *Gene* tally  FANGTASTIC now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] * Cheese_Shoveller clarrifies: I'm digging cheese! -> *Gene* pick garlic  ijsbeertje asks about GARLIC   "Bluffy: No GARLIC breath" Hmm... I really need to get more sleep. cut Cut cut keep Is 8 of 12 your sectret identity? cut cut *** Cheese_Shoveller is now known as _8_of_12_ cut keep *** Will_of_CBE has joined #sevtrek -> *Gene* tally  GARLIC now gets status: "It's cut!". <_8_of_12_> SHHH!!! Secret!!!  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] Mild mannerd Borg by day.... <_8_of_12_> LOL. -> *Gene* pick mixing  ijsbeertje asks about MIXING   "Bluffy: I'm a great believer in MIXING business with pleasure" cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep cut -> *Gene* tally  MIXING now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] Hey Nova - I just got on the DB & got an error - are you upgrading the server? -> *Gene* pick say  ijsbeertje asks about SAY   "Bluffy: What can I SAY? I love my work." keep Dashing superhero, ready to fight wit and puns (wherever they pop up in borg culture ) by night! <_8_of_12_> cut yes we are ;) keep keep cut cut we? <_8_of_12_> keep keep -> *Gene* tally  SAY now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] migrating from windows nt4 to windows 2000 advanced server keep keep -> *Gene* pick sucks <_8_of_12_> Ready to fight cheese, M. :)  ijsbeertje asks about SUCKS   "Bluffy: "Hey, it was either date a guy who SUCKS blood... or just sucks."" keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut I'm a friend of johan, telling him how to work win2k as cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> There is no way to work it. <_8_of_12_> Only fight it! Nova: I hope you have a lot of pizza on hand for that neutral I'm ready to do my dairy dose of crime fighting! cut hehe. Windows rulez <_8_of_12_> dairy dose? my kitten was wakling over my keyboard, no good idea -> *Gene* tally  SUCKS now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ] -> *Gene* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. -> *Gene* whatsleft <_8_of_12_> IS there any left... I did the upgrade to 2000 Pro, it too a while  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  CLOSE [71%, 0] "Keep it!"  SAY [78%, 0] "Keep it!" <_8_of_12_> Yep. too=took vote4 say vote 4 nothing <_8_of_12_> vote4 close vote4 say vote4 say it takes a few hours vote4 close vote4 closse vote4 close vote4 say -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CLOSE scored 3 vote(s).  SAY scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 vote4 say -> *Gene* quote Insufficient data. I need more votes. Insufficient data. I need more votes. "Dairy" as in Cheese. Sorry if the spelling through you off. I'm not too Goouda at it. -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CLOSE scored 3 vote(s).  SAY scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 -> *Gene* quote last one vote....please last one vote....please <_8_of_12_> Oh, Okay, M. I thought it was a typo. Quite funny. :) Going once...! ok, then it's a sevqueen -> *Gene* quote This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. Yeah, I had Cheddar improve my clarity <_8_of_12_> The last one is Gene himself. That's a wrap Going twice! -> *Gene* getpunches 5  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. <_8_of_12_> Gone  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  AFTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  ALMOST [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BEGINNING [0%, 0] "Nominated." GOne!  FIRE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MEDAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  REMOTE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WATCHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. * _8_of_12_ likes remote -> *Gene* pick after  ijsbeertje asks about AFTER   "How many countries come AFTER Algeria?" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut cut cut cut -> *Gene* tally  AFTER now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] keep <_8_of_12_> JC, the TV has the flag on the screen in this strip. That's at the end of the opening ceremony =P -> *Gene* pick almost  ijsbeertje asks about ALMOST   "We're ALMOST up to "B"" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut That's why I thought of the 'fans entering' line cut I totally missed it...although TV here has been "24 Hour Olympics" ...the flag that is... keep cut cut -> *Gene* tally  ALMOST now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[1 mutes ] keep -> *Gene* pick beginning  ijsbeertje asks about BEGINNING   "Are the A's at the BEGINNING or the end?" keep cut cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut ! keep cut <_8_of_12_> Give Wayne SOME credit! :) I think not -> *Gene* tally  BEGINNING now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick fire  ijsbeertje asks about FIRE   "Nope, the FIRE went out again.." cut keep But, he did get a girlfriend... cut cut keep And a dog... cut true keep -> *Gene* tally  FIRE now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] Or was that a package deal? * NovaFlash thinks he finally gettin' the hang of this <_8_of_12_> keep -> *Gene* pick medal  ijsbeertje asks about MEDAL   "We deserve a MEDAL in the marathon." cut cut I keep thinking of the poor torch lighter who got soaked in the end cut keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> Kathy Freeman =) <_8_of_12_> keep Yep, her Dang, are these the best? <_8_of_12_> She was probably quite honored (and cold) Has her event been yet? -> *Gene* tally  MEDAL now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] cut Exactly <_8_of_12_> Not the final, I believe. -> *Gene* pick remote  ijsbeertje asks about REMOTE   "It will be as soon as I find the REMOTE." keep That's were I got the 'doused' line from <_8_of_12_> keep ! keep keep keep keep * ijsbeertje is cold cut keep -> *Gene* tally  REMOTE now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[1 mutes ] I did like the Canadian guy in the triathlon though... * NovaFlash and i thought I was in FRIESLAND <_8_of_12_> Looks like we kept one. :) * Mark nods -> *Gene* pick watching  ijsbeertje asks about WATCHING   "WATCHING this is an Olympic event" <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep ? cut <_8_of_12_> cut -> *Gene* tally <_8_of_12_> Hmmm...  WATCHING now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. -> *Gene* whatsleft  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  FIRE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."  REMOTE [88%, 0] "Keep it!" I like Wayne's 'poer watching' this week <_8_of_12_> Wouldn't have helped anywau. poer=power <_8_of_12_> vote4 remote vote4 remote vote4 remote vote4 remote vote4 remote vote4 remote vote4 remote <_8_of_12_> Woah Now, that's clear! vote4 remote Coolness -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  REMOTE scored 8 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 remote won Yeeha -> *Gene* getpunches 6  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  BARK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  POODLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PRESSURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." * _8_of_12_ does victory dance!!!  PURRS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SAYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." About this...  TROPICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Congrates 8! * _8_of_12_ counts fingers and toes... that makes six Pits comps. :) <_8_of_12_> Thanks. :) -> *Gene* pick bark  ijsbeertje asks about BARK   "Don't worry about the storm. It's BARK is worse than its bite." keep cut keep * Will_of_CBE gets hungry for chinese. cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut <_8_of_12_> cheesy cheetoes <_8_of_12_> Is six a record yet, JC? :) -> *Gene* tally  BARK now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick poodle  ijsbeertje asks about POODLE   "Hope I don't step in a POODLE" cut\ neutral cut cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> Should have Sev strips of Lexx and Farscape. <_8_of_12_> cut <_8_of_12_> even more cheesy. -> *Gene* tally  POODLE now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] -> *Gene* pick pressure Esp. Lexx  ijsbeertje asks about PRESSURE   "It seems the barkometric PRESSURE is dropping." keep cut neutral neutral neutral <_8_of_12_> Esp. Farscape you mean. Lexx isn't even on in Australia <_8_of_12_> keep neutral Hard to tell that from here *** Dolphin has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dolphin I GOTTA watch more TV -> *Gene* tally  PRESSURE now gets status: "Keep it!".  2 keeps (29%) -- 4 neutrals (57%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[3 mutes ] * Dolphin slaps self with many trout. -> *Gene* pick purrs  ijsbeertje asks about PURRS   "When it rains, it PURRS..." Uh... keep cut I AM SUCH AN IDIOT! keep cut Ummm...about this one...I didn't actually WRITE "purrs..." <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> This is soooooo cheesy. okay, Dolphin Where are we? I agree with you =P cut <_8_of_12_> Hello Anji, my love to you on this fine day Twist! cheeseheads hi anji EEEK! Almost ending hi I missed the whole JS then. Just about yeah Basically yes <_8_of_12_> Pretty much. -> *Gene* tally  PURRS now gets status: "Equal vote.".  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> You didn't miss alot You missed the wait -> *Gene* pick saying  ijsbeertje asks about SAYING   "It's raining...hmm. It's raining...what was that SAYING again?" <_8_of_12_> Except me winning the Pits. :) keep cut Ah. <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep Congrats. =) keep cut <_8_of_12_> Thanks. :) the real nove says: "Hi Dolphin" to Dolphin <_8_of_12_> I really need to know the Pits record. I've won 6, that has to be close! Not bad! nove=Nova -> *Gene* quote Insufficient data. I need more votes. Insufficient data. I need more votes. <_8_of_12_> Yes, we have a fake Nova here I like...and they predicted fish... punchline -> *Gene* quote There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. cut -> *Gene* tally  SAYING now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> Fix it yourself, Gene Now wait a sec... -> *Gene* pick tropical  ijsbeertje asks about TROPICAL   "Looks like TROPICAL storm Fluffy has met hurricane Rover." * _8_of_12_ hits Gene with a cheese shovel cut <_8_of_12_> keep -> *Gene* quote grrrrrr grrrrrr keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> GRRRRRRR! keep keep * _8_of_12_ growls back and bares implants Eek. Now, what kind of implants are those...? <_8_of_12_> I believe I've made my point. :) eek, that's a cat What... type of implants? * Dial_M_For_Maul eats cheese shovel (on crackers) * _8_of_12_ pulls pants back up. Sorry. :) * Dolphin winces. "Oh dear." * Dial_M_For_Maul shudders * ijsbeertje is cold and tired and wants more vots Some much for lewd and crude votes -> *Gene* tally  TROPICAL now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] -> *Gene* mode final What's the URL?  Now in FINAL mode. Yuk <_8_of_12_> Gene started it! A vote of confidence? -> *Gene* whatsleft  ijsbeertje requested the shortlist:  PRESSURE [29%, 0] "Keep it!"  PURRS [50%, 0] "Equal vote."  TROPICAL [71%, 0] "Keep it!" <_8_of_12_> vote4 tropical vote4 tropical -> *Gene* quote what did I start? what did I start? They all suck Yeah, sort of vote4 tropical <_8_of_12_> The Bluffy ones sucked. vote4 tropical Slow week.... Tell that to the porr cats and dogs that gave their lives for this strip vote4 pressure vote4 purrs -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PRESSURE scored 1 vote(s).  PURRS scored 1 vote(s).  TROPICAL scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 The dogs, maybe. The cats..... Sev Men ones were good Dogs don't land well, true... -> *Gene* quote Insufficient data. I need more votes. Insufficient data. I need more votes. <_8_of_12_> yeah, M's right. The cats land on their feet! Those cats seem to be lanfing upside down as well wait * _8_of_12_ leaves a shovel shaped indent in Gene's forehead. These bots are all the same! Is there anyone with some kewl divx movies over there? if you aren't going to vote then tropical is going to have won vote4 tropical -> *Gene* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PRESSURE scored 1 vote(s).  PURRS scored 1 vote(s).  TROPICAL scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 I haven't even seen the strip... <_8_of_12_> I have all the episodes of the Mysterious Cities of Gold on DivX * Mark smiles suspiciously... And barkometric pressure is stupid Ah well. Didn't want to vote And purrs is too cute. 6tropical won Tropical is at least a little witty -> *Gene* shutdown  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== *** Gene changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp.'  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... *** Gene has left #sevtrek (···Terminating connection···) Yeah, whoever reads the submitted punchline page did purrs, cause I definitley didnt (Though I did like it) Well. <_8_of_12_> M, I've never seeen anyone submit more punchlines than you! THat was fun. JC; I'll mail you the log is that good or is someone else going to do that? I've won twist 2 weeks in a row. Thank you all! =) <_8_of_12_> You can do it beer ok I copy the cartoon, then enter them all on a text file throughout the day Congrats * Mark grins stupidly <_8_of_12_> How many have you won, M? Or did over the summer I have to go and download Sygate for Johan now. It was very kewl. I might be dropping in the next time Byby *** Will_of_CBE has quit IRC (Read error to Will_of_CBE[d20.as11.dytn.oh.voyager.net]: Connection reset by peer) Twist? Maybe 4. * NovaFlash signing off I think that is my 11th overall *** NovaFlash has quit IRC None of the others (that I know of). I don't read Pits. Nice! Session Close: Sat Sep 23 02:43:25 2000