Session Start: Sat Jun 24 01:12:51 2000 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' JC similar thing with my dog, untill he bit the cable! *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' Before we start, may I all remind you that this is the last JS with four competitions <_8_of_12_> JC: Remember that radio series I was writing? It's going to be recorded in about a week. quite an event then, eh Joeno? Indeed. Next week... SIX competitions! OH good criminy, that's right... Perhaps the last that can be completed within the hour <_8_of_12_> Joeno: May god have mercy on our soul! 8, now that is cool, tell us more? 8 - cool! Will you have a digital version you could email me? Err... gah! I remember a time where every session was historic! Argh...findinng the finalists... I would like to ask a moment of silence for this There's no way on God's green Earth that I'm going to be able to hang around for these things anymore. What's the deal with 2 sev comps? <_8_of_12_> In total it is going to go for about an hour. It's a Star Wars parody. We gotta get that voting form up... sev trek comps? Matt - I'm sure we'll get quicker :-) Grr... tried to press delete but pressed return instead. GBA - I have to boost my pageviews up quickly so I'm going to run 2 Sev Trek competitions - one starting later today! JC: I find your optimism disturbing. I'll do it on a temporary basis and see how it goes from there - not sure if I'll continue it for very long But JC, that means that next week, we will only be doing five Hmm, well, good luck The sixth can't start until a week later I'd offer to put adds on my page for you, but it doesn't get any traffic Matt - Joeno, no, we will do 6. I'll finish the competition just before the judging session! It's not finished then Aaah So you'll have a short time to read the finalists of the 2nd Sev Trek comp I will be SevMan...is there any challenge to that? =] (me feels like some tribeman or something =) Adrenaline pumping stuff :-) It's boring * _8_of_12_ challenges. JC two Sev Treks eh? Are we talking a movies specific Sev Trek, or just another general Sev Trek? I know 8: can you run majel? =] * _8_of_12_ will fight you in the city. Hey, peoples who have seen BM Season 2... Private-chat me for a second. Got a few questions. Ican :-P * _8_of_12_ will fight you in the beaches lalalala * _8_of_12_ will never surrender!! I can challenge are we going to start? If I wanted too... ah well..we're late..  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  BLEED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BLISTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FINGER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FRIENDLY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FUNKY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FUZZY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HURT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  IDEALS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NAG [0%, 0] "Nominated."  OUCHIE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  OVERKILL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PAPER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PROTEST [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PUREE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SILLY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TICKLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TOWEL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WEDGIE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. AgentD - nothing specific about either Sev Treks although hmm, movie and TV. That's not a bad idea! Yes, let's get darted...errr...started... (c: i didn't have a look at the finalists...  SevMaster asks about BLEED   "Nose BLEED" <_8_of_12_> Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul was Constantinople AgentD - I just may go with that plan - thanx for the tip :-) JC, - thats what sevilains are for {{:) keep keep keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut sevilAIN? =] like from villain? =] keep Freudian slip? LOL keep cut I am the Sevillain! MUHAHAHAHAHA! KEEP cut I think we ougt to have jsut goen straight to vote4 on this one Or the truth keep cut <_8_of_12_> How many punchlines are going to win this one? Approximately of course. What the sev...? sevillain - an evil sevilian :-) HURT really really bad Well, we need multiple winners this time is nice] :)  BLEED now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] wait! It looks like another piece of vocabulary has accidentally been added to sevdom oh coem on guys, I'm teh one Dumym ahd to create teh typo accenturator thingie for on the boards  SevMaster asks about BLISTER   "Nasty BLISTER" true.. cut cut Now try reading THAT! cut keep <_8_of_12_> Even old New York was once New Amsterdamn cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep Tupos alert!!!!! keep keep keep cut Amsterdam, not Amsterdamn cut Why they changed it I can't say - lol lol <_8_of_12_> That too cut People just like it better that way...  BLISTER now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> People just liked it better that waaaay  SevMaster asks about FINGER   "pull FINGER" keep keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> keep keep cut cut neutral aaargh! My brain! cut <_8_of_12_> so take me back to Constantinople keep HURT really really bad <_8_of_12_> No you can't go back to Constantinople oops  FINGER now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (64%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ] keep  SevMaster asks about FRIENDLY   "FRIENDLY fire" nice pun keep keep keep cut keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut *** Robot101 has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 keep  FRIENDLY now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[4 mutes ] keep <_8_of_12_> ROBOT IS ONLINE  SevMaster asks about FUNKY   "FUNKY Feeling" keep cut hehe cut cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut I think my dad's home from work cut cut keep say hi I'm surprised I never saw anyone come up with "funny look on their faces as their molocules get disintergrated" hi uh oh  FUNKY now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about FUZZY   "Warm FUZZY feeling" DrJonasBashir: too long probably... keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> too long, D. keep keep keep keep cut Wiz, well there is that I suppose <_8_of_12_> cut keep oops, that was for Agte-D (D*MN autocompetion!) cutz neutral ? cut I didn't say that <_8_of_12_> I put in a really cool Buzz Lightyear quote for the Captain Proton strip and it didn't get in. keep 1am, no sleep, unused tool,...  FUZZY now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[2 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about HURT   "HURT really really bad" cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> 'on a secret mission in uncharted space' cut keep neutral keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut neutral this is funnny! keep keep  HURT now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about IDEALS   "Force IDEALS on other races" keep keep cut got to go, be back neutral reminds me of the prince regent in black adder actually cut cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> bye! neutral bye erry keep c ya bye! eh..ferry..hehehe =] erry? neutral :P keep Bye Ferry! GNA, how exactly?  IDEALS now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (62%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 2 cuts (15%) [[2 mutes ] cut DNA?  SevMaster asks about NAG   "NAG" <_8_of_12_> GNA? keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep Hm. Today is a good day to Typo. keep neutral cut well, he talked like that once... keep cut keep okay, so I misshit a key.... nothng really new there now is there? <_8_of_12_> GNA = NAG? mis-shit? =] cut  NAG now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[4 mutes ] indeed, that's an amazing coincidence 8 Hehe, well, it happens... (c:  SevMaster asks about OUCHIE   "minor OUCHIE...major ouchie" keep cut cut Dummy, stop puttign words in my mouth littlestar: wow, never had THAT happen =] neutral <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> smeeeeeeeeeeee ROTFLM...AO!!!!! Agent-D: they come naturally =] keep keep keep cut cut  OUCHIE now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (42%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about OVERKILL   "OVERKILL" cut keep keep keep keep cut cut neutral keep keep Overkill... LOL <_8_of_12_> keep It reminds me of a Seinfeld episode ever wodner what would happen if all teh punchliens got cut? <_8_of_12_> What is the deal? keep  OVERKILL now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[3 mutes ] Overrulegate II  SevMaster asks about PAPER   "PAPER-cut + Lemon Juice" * Joeno sees his seconds ticking away *** USS_ferryboat has quit IRC (Ping timeout for USS_ferryboat[1Cust214.tnt5.bremerton.wa.da.uu.net]) <_8_of_12_> curt cut neutral keep <_8_of_12_> ]cut cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> third time lucky! keep lol!  PAPER now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] neutral  SevMaster asks about PROTEST   "Lodge formal PROTEST" cut keep keep keep keep keep well, GBA, eat your heart out =] keep keep How Jonas? keep I really liek that idea <_8_of_12_> keep ! neutral That would hurt Doom seems very season one Picard Yes, I still have 1,841,375,755 left Eh? keep <_8_of_12_> hungry. Hungry and tired.  PROTEST now gets status: "Keep it!".  10 keeps (91%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] yes, this one is quite funny  SevMaster asks about PUREE   "PUREE" cut cut cut neutral cut what the ****? Eight - go to sleep! keep cut <_8_of_12_> There's a city called Seville in Spain. It was in Mission Impossible 2. <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep neutral keep ! keep keep  PUREE now gets status: "Keep for now.".  5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ] yes... it's quite famous 8  SevMaster asks about SILLY   "SILLY string" keep keep littlestar, make up your mind! ;-) keep <_8_of_12_> indecisive, littlestar? cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut don't get this one myself Known for its barbers cut keep neutral Yes, can't make up my mind... athletic comp's was there + twist comp cut keep cut what's puree? cut expo '92 was there too Puree is a setting on a blender. sort of liek sauce  SILLY now gets status: "Keep for now.".  6 keeps (46%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[1 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> splatter them.  SevMaster asks about TICKLE   "TICKLE" <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep Tickle! ah, 10x, not funny neutral keep keep keep It's a cooking thing. That's all I know. Do I look like I can cook? No. * Joeno looks around keep littlestar; vacuum your mind! =] cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut You do look like u can cook actually, ls I can imagine Worf looking in disgust at his phasser with that option  TICKLE now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] Vacuum my mind? Ouch. That might hurt.  SevMaster asks about TOWEL   "Wet TOWEL flick" cut neutral cut <_8_of_12_> cut And I can't cook. Trust me (c: keep if you see some security ensigns: they MUST have "tickle" setting... cut keep keep how come trout isn't on the list? neutral littlestar, mind if I once drop by and try? keep keep John can trout slipped past everyone's minds? littlestar; no need to cook. just michelle =] I submitted "Trout Slap!"  TOWEL now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (45%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[3 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about WEDGIE   "Atomic WEDGIE" It had to be in! keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep neutral keep Hehe, that could have won ls I submitted "Sissy-Mary", but I dunno if it was even on the list... cut keep cut not everyone would be able to get "trout" keep Eesh. Who cares about EVERYONE? cut keep cut I submitted a whole heap of 'em keep But I thought we had multiple winners anyway? keep <_8_of_12_> I imagine an atomic wedgie would be rather painful. JC: indecisive? =] Everybody is, these days  WEDGIE now gets status: "Keep it!".  9 keeps (69%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[1 mutes ] 8, c'mere. I'll show ya.  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  BLEED [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  FINGER [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  FRIENDLY [75%, 0] "Keep it!"  FUZZY [62%, 0] "Keep it!"  HURT [50%, 0] "Keep it!"  IDEALS [57%, 0] "Keep it!"  NAG [55%, 0] "Keep it!"  OVERKILL [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  PROTEST [91%, 0] "Keep it!"  PUREE [45%, 0] "Keep for now."  SILLY [46%, 0] "Keep for now."  TICKLE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  TOWEL [45%, 0] "Keep it!"  WEDGIE [69%, 0] "Keep it!" vote4 protest hehehe...oy. <_8_of_12_> vote4 protest vote4 ideals vote4 wedgie i protest, you see joeno... vote4 tickle vote4 tickle sigh... vote4 tickle vote4 fuzzy how many go in, John? <_8_of_12_> vote4 sigh <_8_of_12_> :) Please state the nature of the protest So i'll vote for something less popular... <_8_of_12_> vote4 protest  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  FUZZY scored 1 vote(s).  IDEALS scored 1 vote(s).  PROTEST scored 2 vote(s).  TICKLE scored 3 vote(s).  WEDGIE scored 1 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 14  FUZZY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 hurt  IDEALS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  WEDGIE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Ack. Wonder-smegging-ful vote4 protest  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HURT scored 1 vote(s).  PROTEST scored 2 vote(s).  TICKLE scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 14 vote4 tickle vote4 protest vote4 protest Hm. What should I vote4? Tickle! vote4 hurt, so it will be kept... *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DrJonasBashir[64.76.7.130]) vote4 protest then all 3 will go in <_8_of_12_> Vote for a new life! Vote for your future! Today, we vote for our country! vote4 protest  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HURT scored 1 vote(s).  PROTEST scored 5 vote(s).  TICKLE scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 Well, you can also vote to tickle 8, but we all live in differnt contries  HURT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 protest There. Hey! I'm hurt! <_8_of_12_> That's what they want you to think. GBA: finger?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PROTEST scored 6 vote(s).  TICKLE scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 vote4 protest that'll do - I'll use both tickle and protest. okay =] Yeah, they're all in, so it's academic, isn't it  Now in OFF mode. But for the record, PROTEST will be written as the winner it's actually 7 to 4 <_8_of_12_> O <_8_of_12_> K Majel, you put that in the transcript? I Of course she is! s e e Hmm? Bah weep granah weep nini bong! GBA - que? Sevman?  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  BED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BRAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BRIEFS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BRIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CARROTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DAFFY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GLARE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LIGHTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  STARS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Bah weep granah weep nini bong! Aaah It's the Universal Greeting Why do you keep saying that?  SevMaster asks about BED   "I don't know, but reading in BED is much easier now." It is? Indeed <_8_of_12_> NarF? keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep coz we want to, besides it's also the reply to the uiversal greeting keep cut keeep keep peek keep Hehe uhh... keep keep I saw two Crusade episodes last night. Makes it simple that way... <_8_of_12_> These are all quite terrible.. what did you thnk of them? It's universally confusing <_8_of_12_> Crusade rules. keep They're excellent!  BED now gets status: "Keep it!".  10 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about BRAIN   "(singing)I can see clearly now the BRAIN has gone.." keep cut keep Hey! cut cut <_8_of_12_> Should Sevilise Crusade. cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep wow, my explorer just shut down cut cut i'm now explorerless *** USS_ferryboat has joined #sevtrek Yep. We should. keep This has been submitted before for something. hello back ferry! wb man I wish I had DSL Heeey, ferry Which song should this be referring to? so? We rehash a lot of things what are we on? we're in ...in....oh yeha, in sci-fi! =]  BRAIN now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about BRIEFS   "I'd be more worried about those pink BRIEFS" I can see clearly now the rain has gone cut cut cut cut cut I don't know it, I'm afraid <_8_of_12_> It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day neutral <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut keep I love that song 8: i hear you You are my sunshine... my only sunshine neutral narfing on the narf you make me happy <_8_of_12_> The Lion sleeps tonight hey dummy, I got the beans sorted :P cut when skies are grey oh..is that good? =] here we go singing the same song we've heard a 1000 times...  BRIEFS now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (8%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[1 mutes ] you'll never know dear...  SevMaster asks about BRIGHT   "Besides the BRIGHT eyes?... Just a bushy tail!" cut <_8_of_12_> Awimbowey awimbowey yes dummy, very good keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut ! I think one is so cute :P cut keep one? one what? <_8_of_12_> two? this punchline three? three, perhaps? how much i love you... keep keep  BRIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> Narf? So please don't take my sunshine away.  SevMaster asks about CARROTS   "They stuffed me with CARROTS. I can now see in the dark." cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep what?? cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep i can see clearly now the brains have gone... =] Carrots? cut carrots are good for the eyes! My brain shrunk carrots are supposeed to make your sight better... so they say keep Seems like a myth... Hm. Well, bleh, then. it's a thing in the carrots; easily transmutable to certain vitamin. somehow being connected to eyesight or something.. cut keep In carrots? Some parents tell their kids that eating carrots will let them see in the dark BTW, I wrote a song. carrots are good in carrots; carogen or something  CARROTS now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[2 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> Holy Moses what can it be the sensors detect an anomoly  SevMaster asks about DAFFY   "I have x-ray vision now. By the way, nice DAFFY undies." dummy: oh wise one :P Should be in batatot too then cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut Of course, that's a crock. Carrots are only good for making your breath stink. cut cut cut Bubble: oh narfed one keep carosev - a Sevilian sight improver...should counteract tupos. they make your breath stink? cut Hey, I kinda lke mini carrots... like cut i like cooked carrots, not fresh! keep keep  DAFFY now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] <_8_of_12_> cut I like them raw with ranch dressing, or cooked  SevMaster asks about GLARE   "I don't know, I can't see a thing through this constant GLARE..." keep cut <_8_of_12_> keep keep cut cut cut keep keep cut I hate cooked carrots, though keep keep mini carrors are cooked! I hate carrots, full stop carrors? cooked with butter and mashed potatoes colorful and yummy Say, did "I'm not the man I used to be" make it to any of the Sevylon lists? Just wondering. ;) No they're not...  GLARE now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[2 mutes ] * Hejira gives GBA some carosev Thanks Hejira What do i do with it?  SevMaster asks about GLOW   "They released my unnatural inner GLOW!" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut cut Although one time I left them in a plastic bag in the car on a really hot day, and they got semi-cooked. =/ cut ingest it...ingect it...put it directly on your eyes? cut It was really weird cut cut LOL bb cut cut It's meant to counteract tupos. Ah *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek keep Give it to Dave grr wb, Doctor hey narf punchline? oi {{:) I did that with some cans of cinomon pears. they tasted good hot Currently: Sci-Fi  GLOW now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (8%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (92%) [[3 mutes ] punchline? Punchline: Glow * Hejira takes some carosev because of the ingect-inject  SevMaster asks about LIGHTS   "My LIGHTS are on, but no one is home!" Nobody knows what happened that day... Heehee keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut thank you =/ keeep cut keep keep keep cut keep keep keep jeep =] neutral voom vroom keep beep  LIGHTS now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[2 mutes ] keep  SevMaster asks about STARS   "They put STARS in my eyes-- literally!" sleep (c: keep cut cut roooaaarr---vrroooomm!! cut cut Must sleep... heep keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut how can u put stars in the eyes not literally? cut -I--II--III--CCK!*CRASH!* it's an expression :P well..there goes one jeep Well, yes.. cut keep keep yeah, i forgot cut cut <_8_of_12_> Garabaldi wasn't wearing a uniform in the last season. He left Earth Force. to see someone's eyes twinkle...? =] like in cartoons She put some carosev in her eyes...not some - heaps. :D  STARS now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ]  Now in FINAL mode. Twinkle twinkle /me  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  BED [83%, 0] "Keep it!"  CARROTS [58%, 0] "Keep it!"  GLARE [58%, 0] "Keep it!"  LIGHTS [64%, 0] "Keep it!" =] caroSEV? vote4 bed <_8_of_12_> vote4 glare vote4 carrots vote4 bed vote4 bed vote4 lights * SevMaster rule rule...oh...sorry =] I'm not really such a power freak, you know. vote4 lights 8, it's... menat to be part of his dream sequences, or rahter thats what Lyta wants him to think it is, a dream vote4 bed vote4 bed vote4 carrots vote4 carrots vote4 bed <_8_of_12_> D: Right... vote4 carrots Perhaps it should be: Sevpowermaniac  Now in ELIMINATE mode. vote4 bed eh..  Now in FINAL mode. Nice huh?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BED scored 6 vote(s).  CARROTS scored 4 vote(s).  GLARE scored 1 vote(s).  LIGHTS scored 2 vote(s).  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15 vote4 bed this is gonna be close wrong thing hit =] vote4 carrots vote4 carrots bye-bye, glare  GLARE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  LIGHTS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." 7 vote4 carrots you can't be serious! Well, that won't get you anywhere... Ack. Carrots? Really?? agent-d: no colours please; majel allergic to that.. =] The punchline was in! <_8_of_12_> vote4 bed Carrots is funny! vote4 bed it's was jsut to engourage people Blueberrie: agreed! * USS_ferryboat likes carrots Not tasty vote4 carrots  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BED scored 9 vote(s).  CARROTS scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 15 Carrots is lame! <_8_of_12_> In the spaceship the silver spaceship the lion takes control Carrots! wohoo! =) Aww... vote4 carrots I want to go to BED..... BED has won GBA: then vote4 carrots =] yeah..true  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BED scored 8 vote(s).  CARROTS scored 6 vote(s).  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 15 clear. I Fail to see Thy Logics * Agent-D resists tempation to say soemthing utterly perves about the bed line But bed is... well... My butt hurts. Just wanted you all to know. I need a better computer chair. * SevMaster throws powersurge through majel's dead body to revive her after this shock bad Agent-D Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Somehow i sensed that coming You must release the bad thoughts tsk, tsk, tsk... * Agent-D grins ... Let them flow away Seymour BUTT My butt hurts too... RELEASE IT?! oh my narf! no way =] hehehe...yes, even I saw it coming. Resist the dark side... noooo way =] <_8_of_12_> Pits?  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  BROKEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DATE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DRAGGED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FETCHES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FOLLOWED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HERM [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PUPPY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  RETRIEVER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SOMETHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMaster asks about BROKEN   "She's house BROKEN!" I have been resisiting the dark side since I was born {{:) <_8_of_12_> Thankyou cut Oh. Yes, good point. keep keep keep keep cut cut keep cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep cut wow..just wanted to say..lotsa people here =] keep that's good =]  BROKEN now gets status: "It's cut!".  7 keeps (47%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (53%) [[0 mutes ] 16  SevMaster asks about DATE   "You mean a DATE?" there's lots of people here because of me :P keep cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> lotsa people and I'm at the bottom of the list! keep ferry: yeah, come over more often! =] <_8_of_12_> keep Yes, we're here for ferry! keep cut keep * USS_ferryboat blushes :P 8, thats what you get for being a number {{:) Don't deny it! Ferry, we love you! I'm not here for Ferry. =P cut I'm only here for you all. =] cut  DATE now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ] I'm here for the free BOOZE! Well, not in that way, you horny person! I'm here for the carrots  SevMaster asks about DRAGGED   "look at what the dog DRAGGED in!" keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep cut keep keep keep keep keep I'm here for the JS keep keep keep cut ok, this punchline wins. Really? Weird reason... I know already =] I'm here because the others are here Whoa, wait, that's what I was here for too! Thanks for the reminder D! JS? There's a JS going on? (c: what thing? you mean these irritating pieces of black text? =] ls, yeah, somewhere What's a JS? =)  DRAGGED now gets status: "Keep it!".  12 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (14%) [[1 mutes ] Where is that ******* thing again! =] Sevmaster, that's the ones  SevMaster asks about FETCHES   "He FETCHES!" <_8_of_12_> Are you going to give this girl a name, JC? Or at least some sort of reference? We must use our trouts against it ;-) cut cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut cut keep cut cut keep keep may the trouts be with us Dog Girl? Oh, lordy, not another "Burger Girl"-type character. keep neutral JC: seems like another comp is on the way...for the girl's name! =] Give the poor woman a name. 4 Bah weep granah weep nini bong MattNelson: would you like fries with that?  FETCHES now gets status: "Keep for now.".  6 keeps (46%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[2 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about FOLLOWED   "She FOLLOWED me home. Can I keep her?" Ahem. keep <_8_of_12_> keep keep keep keep keep I happen to be a Fries. Rob, you're voting. Unvelievable... 12Bah weep granah weep nini bong? cut keep keep keep Yeah...a strip asking about her name, and Wayne doesn't know it. 4 Bah weep granah weep nini bong! keep this is a good one... keep I sense a winner here I like this one And Dutch, Sevguy 5Bah weep granah weep nini bong!!! keep Gaah! dragged will win anyway =] I can't read that!  FOLLOWED now gets status: "Keep it!".  12 keeps (92%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[2 mutes ] keep Bright, bright colors...  SevMaster asks about HERM   "Lance, HERM, meet Something." keep keep keep * Agent-D and GBA dance while Weird Al's "Dare to be stupid" blasts out of nowhere <_8_of_12_> cut nice name.. keep cut cut put your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan! keep * GBA kisses Grimlock keep cut it's time to let the sev bugs bite! neutral keep * Agent-D watches as Grimlcok tears GBA apart cut grimlock not like kiss! me grimlock strong! warrior! lol keep Grimlock KING!  HERM now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[2 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about PUPPY   "I think I've found PUPPY love!" Why did he say that? cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut cut keep cut keep keep oh this is a winner =]=]=] cut hmm, I think we know what dummy's thinking about :P i doubt it not a popular line, is it? cut Yes Nova =] it's THAT obvious, people? =] cut Can we know what Dummy is thinking about ? yes it is dummy :P Now it is * SevMaster hacks outcome of competition I'M THINKING OF MUFFY! yes.  PUPPY now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (23%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[2 mutes ] DO we want to know what Dummy is thinking about? keep  SevMaster asks about RETRIEVER   "I guess he's part RETRIEVER." Why don't u just blurt it out aloud... keep cug cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep Single-minded as always, Nova <_8_of_12_> keep cut cut well i won't give details =] cut <_8_of_12_> neutral <_8_of_12_> narf cut cut <_8_of_12_> keep neutral And we won't ask for details... cut erm no.. details... you dirty minded bunch of dolphin-influenced people... =] keep I WANT DETAILS! =] keep :P  RETRIEVER now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 8 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] not while transcripts are bien gmade anyhow {{:)  SevMaster asks about SOMETHING   "I'd say she's SOMETHING!" cut cut keep keep keep keep cut cut keep kut narf. keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> keep I trust Muffy will read this. keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> HELLO MUFFSTER Transcript = evidence. And hullo, transcript readers, by the way! MMMmmmMMmmmmm.... Lo-salt popcorn. Nummy nummers.  SOMETHING now gets status: "Keep it!".  9 keeps (69%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[2 mutes ] She'll LOVE to know how much we gossip about her. Hiya, Muffy. Hel Gixmo * USS_ferryboat doesn't like salt Transcripts can be edited  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  DRAGGED [86%, 0] "Keep it!"  FETCHES [46%, 0] "Keep for now."  FOLLOWED [93%, 0] "Keep it!"  HERM [62%, 0] "Keep it!"  SOMETHING [69%, 0] "Keep it!" Should we trust Nova on this? <_8_of_12_> vote4 followed vote4 dragged vote4 followed vote4 dragged vote4 followed vote4 herm That was "Hell Gixmo" and "Dead John" stuff..I LOVE THAT! =] vote4 Herm HI MUFFY! =] Dead John...hehe speaking from the past =] Dead John... ooh boy... vote4 followed vote4 dragged See: I want what Joeno wants! HI MUFFSTER! And I'd almost managed to forget about that... yeah well...Dear John would've been better =] BB's responsible for some pretty cool typos... Blueberrie: I won't let you =] Ah, nice vote4 followed  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRAGGED scored 3 vote(s).  FOLLOWED scored 5 vote(s).  HERM scored 2 vote(s).  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15 Oy.  HERM now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Oy? YO! =] vote4 followed Ack. vote4 followed OY I cut HERM's head off =] vote4 dragged NOVA! bad dummy vote4 something and follwed will follow...? vote4 dragged hope not i'm sorry.. <_8_of_12_> I found out today how much I totally suck at logo designing. it's only a joke though You are truly a sick person  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRAGGED scored 5 vote(s).  FOLLOWED scored 7 vote(s).  SOMETHING scored 1 vote(s).  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15  SOMETHING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Oh, these are all good! You know, I've been thinking Hm )c: no, 4I 0am a sick person yeah well..one vote only =] sorry, estelette Good luck, Littlestar Oh, except that last one. am a sick person GBA: did it hurt? vote3 followed I liked the other something punch more Argh! No, that's it, I've just been thinking vote4 followed A little Wait... you already voted?? Agent-D: yes...and sorry to hear that..I hope one day you'll get better. I didn't even notice! Oyy...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRAGGED scored 5 vote(s).  FOLLOWED scored 8 vote(s).  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15 Who the heck called me Littlestar? well..there you have it =] vote4 followed * Joeno keeps silent vote4 folloed Oh oh Err... you were wrong dummy :P FOLLOWED is the winner 4 Joeno called you Littlestar Now you're trouted ferry: i know.. You... you... you.... <_8_of_12_> Twist, quickly! No yellow! * Joeno hides "DRAGGED gets so many votes it wins anyways =]" Smitehrs, realse the hounds  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRAGGED scored 5 vote(s).  FOLLOWED scored 9 vote(s).  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 15 Thank you, Dave...now, prepare to die, Joeno... brb Agent-D, we do not say the captial l even in citing! Followed won =] Help? ... * Joeno hides behind Dummy * littlestar takes out The Darts * USS_ferryboat ... * SevMaster ... * USS_ferryboat runs away screaming Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  ART [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CARE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CAVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EVOCATIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LOVELY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MODERN [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MUD [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NO [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PERSPECTIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  ZEBRA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. * littlestar throws a dart at Joeno...and hits Dummy  SevMaster asks about ART   "I don't know what ART is, but I know what I like.... And I don't like people drawing on my wall." Oops. brb. ARAGH! *** MattNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) * Joeno is crushed by Dummy falling * SevMaster bends over, pulling the dart out of his..eh..sensitive area keep * Agent-D watches as teh dogs and Grimlock pull Dummy down to get at Joeno keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep neutral keep Sorry! keep keep you...you...STAR! * Agent-D watches as the dogs and Grimlock surround Joeno * Joeno is NOT crushed.1make up your mind... you will feel the wrath of dummy! =] keep but not now.. Kiss the dino Joeno! I didn't mean it! I was aiming for oen...err...Joeno. maybe later, littlestar =]  ART now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (80%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[4 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about CARE   "Yeah, but ten-thousand years from now, who's going to CARE?" keep cut keep oh well.. keep <_8_of_12_> keep keep in that case, littlestar.. I guess it's okay =] cut cut cut for this once =] The wrath of dummy sounds very intimidating you know littlestar, you don't start as well! *** Joeno is now known as _oen_ keep keep ! GBA: have you seen what i did to littlestar before?! Thank you. Just whack him with the dart for me, please I treated her with darts... LittleStar!!!! :P Before what? Now ? No I remember that *sticks dart in Joeno's nose* That i do remember...  CARE now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[3 mutes ] how exaclty di you treat her with darts?  SevMaster asks about CAVE   "There's too much violence in CAVE paintings nowadays!" HEY! That's littlestar, thank you very much cut he stuck darts all over her photo <_8_of_12_> keep cut keep <_oen_> keep keep keep <_oen_> littledart! :-P keep what, her sevforwards photo? cut keep yes, that one keep keep this is a bad day in the galaxy I knew that... Grr! Yes, my smegging Sev Forward photo! http://sevspace.com/revengeofthedarts.gif keep ! * Hejira runs like mad * USS_ferryboat loves JS's Oh, the humiliation... and http://sevspace.com/goo/littlestar_01.jpg and http://sevspace.com/goo/littlestar_02.jpg keep  CAVE now gets status: "Keep it!".  11 keeps (85%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (15%) [[1 mutes ] You're not too fond of that photo, are you this I ahve to see  SevMaster asks about EVOCATIVE   "Good work Tog, very EVOCATIVE." cut <_oen_> keep cut <_8_of_12_> I'm going to go now. I'm sorry, but I require regeneration. Then I've got to finish these radio scripts. keep ! cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut *** _oen_ is now known as Joeno bye 8 sleep well cut c ya 8 neutral brb - too busy surfing and downloading eps cut bye eight Eight, yes, good idea, go to bed...good"night" hey, _oen_, looking for a Sevilian Board look? =] <_8_of_12_> Bye everyone. Sleep sweet. oki I already have. bye 8  EVOCATIVE now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] *** _8_of_12_ has quit IRC (Leaving)  SevMaster asks about LOVELY   "LOVELY work, dating back to... Oh, early March." I might even have a purpose for a second coloured name keep cut cut cut bye! keep this is funny cut cut * USS_ferryboat doesn't have a second name Hejira, eps of what? keep cut keep (you couldn't resist anymore, huh? =)  LOVELY now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] Ferry: you want one?  SevMaster asks about MODERN   "I don't get MODERN art." keep keep cut neutral keep keep neutral what would I use? neutral keep keep I suppose I could use bubble :P Veerboot! Well, would you want a coloured name? oh yeah, veerboot dummy, those pictures of ls, how ... creative they are Just let anyone else run a coloured name contest, so you can participate thank you agent-d  MODERN now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (56%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[4 mutes ] Grr!! Goo  SevMaster asks about MUD   "It all looks like MUD on a wall to me." *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek Creative...hmph...! Cheer up, ls cut http://www.finney.org/~erin/sevforward/dart.gif cut Remember that? =) keep Well, you're now really a littledart ;-) Michelle, you shoudl conside having your hair done spiky keep keep keep littlestar: go prepare evil stuff against me too =] keep cut keep wb matt :P Spiky, eh? Well, it IS spiky since I had it cut...not THAT spiky, though...  MUD now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about NO   "NO ones doing earthtones anymore, Og. It's so last Ice Age!" * littlestar prepares evil, evil stuff cut cut Spiky... hmmm...... keep keep cut cut cut cut cut that's should be one's! Thenkyew Ferry... cut np :P  NO now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[6 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about PERSPECTIVE   "It'll have to do until somebody invents PERSPECTIVE." That should read less intelligently... cut keep keep Yeah, it should be, BB cut kee cut keep Like "It have to do until someone invent "perspective". It's getting late here keep uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ cut b matt; no. the contrast between intelligence and stupidity makes it funny. keep dummy is right there Mm.  PERSPECTIVE now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[5 mutes ]  SevMaster asks about WIFE   "Do you like it? I traded the WIFE for it." keep cut cut keep cut keep cut keep keep cut keep keep  WIFE now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ] cut Oh, THIS is funny.  SevMaster asks about ZEBRA   "I just don't think it goes with the ZEBRA skin rug!" cut cut cut cut keep cut cut keep bloop! =] nearly there. keep poolb cut keep Narf *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DrJonasBashir[64.76.7.120]) this is the last punchline. then a final mode.. Ana Aref narf. then we can really chat :P fran? CHAT IN SEVCHAT PLEASE hey, that's my mom's name... And the really short ones will be over GBA: shut up =]  ZEBRA now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] What? Narf? (c:  Now in FINAL mode. lol Gee, you're a good SevMan. yes, narf =] is anybody in sevchat? :=) Your mum's name is Narf?! everyone can chat here if they want to. Wow. i'll cut right through it, though =] vote4 lovely No, Sevchat is empty  SevMaster requested the shortlist:  ART [80%, 0] "Keep it!"  CARE [64%, 0] "Keep it!"  CAVE [85%, 0] "Keep it!"  MODERN [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  MUD [67%, 0] "Keep it!"  PERSPECTIVE [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  WIFE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." no, it's not! vote4 perspective vote4 perspective And my name is nire... vote4 wife vote4 perspective Aah, I see Nire? =] vote4 modern vote4 art vote4 art vote4 care vote4 perspective I could use your middlename, blueberrie.. =] vote4 art vote4 care the one you think is so ugly =] vote4 perspective Erk. Nonononononononono! take it easy =] dummy, I'm going through that Goo directory of yours, wht did you do to Muffy? i won't say your middlename is -- =| i know what it is... it's a nice name Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! ;-) <=| Agent-D: nothing, that's her normal picture *heavy wink* I know Erin's middle name... Okay, now this is just sounding sick... Hey, this IS being logged! EEP! duh, why the heavy wink? =] Majel's still here Gaahhh! vote4 modern  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ART scored 3 vote(s).  CARE scored 1 vote(s).  MODERN scored 2 vote(s).  PERSPECTIVE scored 5 vote(s).  WIFE scored 1 vote(s).  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 13 Aww...  WIFE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  CARE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." I'm jsut glad no one in sev has seen a photo of me, if ths is what you'r going to be upto with them DUmpster What is it blueberrie? you seem sad. is this true??? nothing Dang. "Wife" was funny. I am glad as well I have no photo of myself online modern was funny, too Nowhere :-P vote4 perspective Uh oh... vote4 perspective I like lovely *sigh*.....i miss muff. narf.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ART scored 3 vote(s).  MODERN scored 1 vote(s).  PERSPECTIVE scored 7 vote(s).  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 only one modern? ehm PERSPECTIVE has won! perspective won? perspective wins anyways yeah Oh. Perspective? Eh. perspective. 3d stuff =] I don't see how that's funny... what won in žev? No clew. Perspective really originated around 1000 AD Or was that 1500 AD? Soo..? it's simple. you either like the joke or you don't =] sometime after the middle ages  Now in OFF mode. Why does perspective win? Simply because it has more votes?!? Then it's around 1500 Anyway, they didn't have it jsut look at teh stcihing work doen around the tiem of various crusades GBA - yep, that's about it "Judging is over....log still active." :-) Thank you for reminding, Majel Johan, can you send me the transcript - it'll take me a little while to add the winning punchlines though as I still have a bit of work to do #8^] Sickybeak. Cookie Monster: yes, i can..but i'll have to close majel now then. Hehe well, i think i'll stay to the end of the session after all Stickybeak. Can I have some carosev? May I now have a minute of silence to memorate these short sessions really GBA? After that, she can go. Short? BigBrother will stop logging... Brother?? Yeah, i figure... two hours, what is 5 seconds more Shorter than they will be Majel's a girl! "I am shocked." The BigSister is you insist... Majel? "Big Sister not like Wizzard now anymore" Then.. (sigh) yeah.. But the TV-show is named Big Brother Majel is not a girl... she;s a fully grown adult woman... with all those updates i made...she's gone a but low-intelligence =] Majel doesn't talk like a two year old, y'know... Even though the one who controls it was a woman here Yikes! And people used to make mistakes with my gender... Me Majel. You Jane. usually...no. but ...i did some changes too many =] Anybody remembers Najel ? Yes! Najel. Ummm... "Me Majel. You May yell. =]" :) You may gell. the evil twin you may gel? your hair? =] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exactly I remember EvilMajel... Majel, just let yourself go. Escape the clutches of this powerhungry Dummy She said I could... As in, to become a gull-like substance. It's the same one.. Err, gell-like "Must....free...core....consciousness....."  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Jun 24 02:23:57 2000