Session Start: Sat Apr 01 00:54:29 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
* e_of_PI slaps jc around a bit with a large trout
welcome back 8
nah, it's just a regular local thing
oh! It's ALIVE!!
<_8_of_12_> Goodmorning all!
*** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of the Sev Wide Web Competition is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm or .asp. I lost track millennia ago!'
* e_of_PI slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
Good sev, Majel!
Uh..hi
Kame: I like that song
8, it's still firday for me, for two minutes anyhow
*NovaFlash* compnum
good girl
well, one minute now
<_8_of_12_> Well it's 9am here. :)
6pm here
1 am is no time, but saturday
John, I myself will be able to send you the logs =] (adding a new function if rik cooperates a little)
8 of 12: you in japan?
1 AM here.
he's in Oz
1am here too
6pm here in Toronto
no, my bad...... it's 7am in japan
<_8_of_12_> Sorry I'm only just coming in. Had to wrestle the computer off Kate. No, I'm in Oz.
:-(
midnight here
It's 3pm here in California
In couple of weeks It'll be 2AM here.
majel - cool
(sings) nothing ever lasts forever, everybody wants to rule the world
Hi 8!
*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Majel
<_8_of_12_> Hi, e!
Have you read the joke I posted on the DB?
*** NovaFlash is now known as SevFlash
<_8_of_12_> Kate says hi too.
*** Retrieving #sevtrek info...
Why not SevDummy?
<_8_of_12_> e: the handbrake? Loved it!
8, whose Kate?
Thank you.
(sings) No reflection, dirty mirror, there's no connection to the sun. I'm your lover, I'm your zero.
Please open http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp IMMEDIATELY. We will start from top to bottom voting each punchline...
<_8_of_12_> Kate is a friend who's here with me.
*SevFlash* getpunches 1
Now in OFF mode.
majel?
oh right
*SevFlash* getpunches 2
Now in OFF mode.
<_8_of_12_> JC: Heaps of good punchlines today!
it's better now
eh..hehehe... =}
intoxicated with the madness, i'm in love with my sadness
take a look
8 - that's good - i wasn't sure of them all
you mena Johns not culled them down yet?
<_8_of_12_> JC: You can do no wrong. :)
*SevFlash* download
*SevFlash* compnum
*SevFlash* download
*SevFlash* download
oh, those are some good punch lines
<_8_of_12_> Uh oh.
<_8_of_12_> Has it split again?
<_8_of_12_> All so silent.
*sigh*
SCREAM!!!!!
<_8_of_12_> Anyone there?
Majel, spread your wisdom over us!
yes me
it's dead
I'm here...
*SevFlash* download
<_8_of_12_> I'll take that as yes. :)
me too
* e_of_PI slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout
<_8_of_12_> Hey!
*SevFlash* compnum
* _8_of_12_ hides behind Kate
It's time for judging! starting sev trek now.
* Agent-D drops the Empire Stat Buildign betwen the two borg droens
*SevFlash* getpunches 1
Now in OFF mode.
Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...
Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.
SevFlash requested the shortlist:
BE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
COMMON [0%, 0] "Nominated."
CONFUSED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
GALAXY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
HAIR [0%, 0] "Nominated."
IRONIC [0%, 0] "Nominated."
NOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
Now in ELIMINATE mode.
Trout Yogurt, anyone?
*SevFlash* pick be
SevFlash asks about BE
"At the rate you got around, you could BE my grandfather!"
keep
keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
Tastes like Chia Rhino?
<_8_of_12_> keep
keep
keep
neutral
*** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek
keep
cut
keep
Even though I liked myt punchline better.
hey!
Hi Jonas!
keep
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about BE.
~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
It now gets status "Keep it!".
[=============================] Keep = 80 %
[====] Neutral = 10 %
[====] Cut = 10 %
judging already?
yupyup
*SevFlash* pick common
SevFlash asks about COMMON
"You and the diaper have more in COMMON. You're both full of it."
"Most chances are, you ARE my grandfather"
Hi Jb
<_8_of_12_> keep
cut
cut
cut
cut
keep
keep
keep
neutral
keep
but picard doesn't wear a tribble toupe
<_8_of_12_> keep
keep
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about COMMON.
~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
It now gets status "Keep it!".
[====================] Keep = 55 %
[===] Neutral = 9 %
[=============] Cut = 36 %
*SevFlash* pick confused
SevFlash asks about CONFUSED
"YOu've CONFUSED romancing with saving again."
keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
cut
cut
keep
cut
cut
keep
keep
Did anyone notice I'm working on http://www.sevspace.com yet? (begging for attention)
cut
<_8_of_12_> Yes
keep
hurraah! =]
<_8_of_12_> :)
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about CONFUSED.
~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
It now gets status "It's cut!".
[================] Keep = 45 %
[] Neutral = 0 %
[====================] Cut = 55 %
nope.
*SevFlash* pick galaxy
SevFlash asks about GALAXY
"And I was out saving the GALAXY during one of your dramatic pauses!"
And I have www.sev.com.ar in production!
It looks nice
Nope, but Iahd wondered why teh URL had changed back to sev.nlu.eu.org
Nova: i heard put i haven't seen it
keep
keep
cut
keep
DrJonasBashir: what will it look like? can we have a glimpse? =]
keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
keep
keep
Agent-D: sev.nl.eu.org points to sevspace.com as well =]
not yet
poit
<_8_of_12_> All intertwined in the circle of life
nrf, yep
i mean, narf
keep
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about GALAXY.
~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
It now gets status "Keep it!".
[============================] Keep = 78 %
[] Neutral = 0 %
[========] Cut = 22 %
egad
zort
*SevFlash* pick hair
SevFlash asks about HAIR
"I know, you've left HAIR everywhere."
cut
Dummy, I knew that, I just wondered why ithad changed, but had never got round to asking you about it
cut
cut
cut
keep !!!
cut
cut
cut
keep
Come on, it's funny!
<_8_of_12_> cut
Oh, now you know, Agent-D =]
not again
yes indeedy I do
Kirk sounds like a dog shedding......
Soon I will offer this cool system where i let my server handle request for email addresses @ sevspace.com
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about HAIR.
~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
It now gets status "It's cut!".
[=======] Keep = 20 %
[] Neutral = 0 %
[=============================] Cut = 80 %
*SevFlash* pick ironic
SevFlash asks about IRONIC
"How IRONIC that you now wear diapers."
cut
cut
keep
cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
Dummy, er, haven't you done that already, sorta kind?
cut
but
keep
keep
cut
Agent-D: not automatically. I now have to do it myself =P
adding email boxes, i mean
keep
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about IRONIC.
~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
It now gets status "It's cut!".
[==============] Keep = 40 %
[] Neutral = 0 %
[======================] Cut = 60 %
*SevFlash* pick now
SevFlash asks about NOW
"NOW I'm out saving the galaxy while you're wearing diapers!"
keep
keep
cut
keep !!
cut
keep
keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
lol! on this one
keep ;)
:P
* SevFlash pokes with majel's vote counting routines.. =]
*SevFlash* tally
SevFlash asks about NOW.
~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
It now gets status "Keep it!".
[============================] Keep = 78 %
[] Neutral = 0 %
[========] Cut = 22 %
*SevFlash* mode final
Now in FINAL mode.
*SevFlash* whatsleft
SevFlash requested the shortlist:
BE [80%, 0] "Keep it!"
COMMON [55%, 0] "Keep it!"
GALAXY [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
NOW [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
vote4 now
vote4 be
Now, we vote4 the punchline we like most.
vote4 now
vote4 now
vote4 now
<_8_of_12_> vote4 common
vote4 galaxy
vote4 galaxy
*SevFlash* finaltally
Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
BE scored 1 vote(s).
COMMON scored 1 vote(s).
GALAXY scored 2 vote(s).
NOW scored 4 vote(s).
Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 13
*SevFlash* cutfinal be
BE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
vote4 now
*SevFlash* cutfinal common
COMMON now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
*SevFlash* finaltally
Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
GALAXY scored 2 vote(s).
NOW scored 5 vote(s).
Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 13
vote4 galaxy
It's not a great punchline, but it fit well.
<_8_of_12_> vote4 now
vote4 galaxy
vote4 now
vote4 galaxy
vote4 now
It's just... narf =]