Session Start: Fri Jan 28 17:58:46 2000 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' *** Anji is now known as Dolphin *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 151 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Hi Dolphin! *** TLE sets mode: +o Dolphin  Now in ELIMINATE mode. hey  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CONSOLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DEATH [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FINISH [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LEAVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PROVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SAYING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SECOND [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPACE [0%, 1] "Nominated." are...you...ready? No oh But who cares? Nup. well it's not judging time yet =] <_8_of_12_> me hehe Lets the eating begin! oki Oh boy... Yum!  NovaFlash asks about CONSOLE   "... and not a CONSOLE in sight!" <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep keep keep lol =] keep * Dolphin wonders if e of PI will eat the console keep I like waiting till the very last moment to read the finalists..adds to the surprise =] * e_of_PI eats console. Tastes like rubber and steel.  NovaFlash asks about CONSOLE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % hehe me too  NovaFlash asks about DEATH   "And all it takes is a near DEATH experience." it gives a good initial impression of them <_8_of_12_> and transperant aluminum keep cut keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> keep yeah, you're not easily influenced by something evil =] keep something...boring =] cut (sorry, boring is too evil a word, i shouldn't have used it)  NovaFlash asks about DEATH.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % keep  NovaFlash asks about FINISH   "Are you going to FINISH that Oxygen?" Dummy... the SB needs a lot of working. Add a autofresh and replace the stupid banner... neutral * TerrorTeen eats like console. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased aroung by Captain Gainweight. keep cut kee keep keep ! keep keep <_8_of_12_> keep Yeah, definitely the auto-refresh... I became addicted to auto-refresh... i thought my piece of art was good!! cut keep john: i need your advise as a cartoonist! Even ME could draw better! I'll keep my mouth shut on the banne issue. The heading?? It's great!! keep And I would be eating the crayons! No it isn't littlePoo. nova - i'll do my best john: on the sb... http://www.sev.com.au/forum/sevilianboard.shtml the header..what do you think of it? It is! And I'm not a poo. Oh fine.  NovaFlash asks about FINISH.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=============================] Keep = 80 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [====] Cut = 10 %  NovaFlash asks about LEAVE   "You LEAVE me breathless." the heading, it's kinda hard to read on the sb nova - I think it's beautiful (but I'll do a header for you) keep keep cut * e_of_PI still waits to a punchline to eat. cut lol =] <_8_of_12_> CUT cut cut keep cut  NovaFlash asks about LEAVE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % <_8_of_12_> CORNY PUNCHLINES. <_8_of_12_> CAPS LOCK did you hear that people? john likes my header! <_8_of_12_> Hmm. * e_of_PI eats LEAVE.  NovaFlash asks about PROVE   "PROVE it. Stop breathing." Thank goodness. *** Will has joined #sevtrek cut <_8_of_12_> keep cut cut cut Yeah, we heard, but a lot of other people don't like it. Cut keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> I like it too, Nova. :) i thought crude and lewd punchlines weren't considered, john? I like it! \how is this crude? thanks 8 of 12! you're a true friend! * TerrorTeen eats header. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. and you too, littlestar! *** Will has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (This nick is reserved by another user))) Oh, so I'm NOT a true friend?? * NovaFlash hugs people that like sb-header *offended*  NovaFlash asks about PROVE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % * Dolphin sulks in a corner  NovaFlash asks about SAYING   "You're just SAYING that to get my air." <_8_of_12_> Stop eating things everyone! keep *** CBE has joined #sevtrek * TerrorTeen eats hug. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. keep keep keep cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut * e_of_PI eats people that likes the SB banner. dolphin: you are evil! you don't like my header! me offended more than you! cut Tastes like Chia Rhino. I like it, I'm just saying it could be better!! * NovaFlash bans dolphin from sb =] oh ok cut * NovaFlash unbans dolphin Don't bite my head off for crying out loud! keep keep  NovaFlash asks about SAYING.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 % * e_of_PI and Dolphin, the POO fighters, will fight the header till one of them get eaten! <_8_of_12_> CBE? lol  NovaFlash asks about SECOND   "Well, I'd prefer some oxygen, but you're a close SECOND." And no, e of PI, my head doesn't taste like chia rhino keep keep keep keep keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut rhia chino It tastes like tuna. That too.  NovaFlash asks about SECOND.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % Oh. Of course. How silly of me. Dolphin: Does it taste like coffee?  NovaFlash asks about SPACE   "You just needed some SPACE!" keep NO. Chocolate, maybe. cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep Yum. keep johan - sorry but i don't need that random perl function anymore - i've converted to asp cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> attack of the corny punchlines. * e_of_PI speaking like Homer Simpson: It was a gummy bear. cur er cut ack! jc: okido... converted..hmmmmmmmmmmmmm religiously? =] cut * Dolphin concurs with 8  NovaFlash asks about SPACE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % * e_of_PI eats 8. Tastes like Chia Rhino. <_8_of_12_> stuff you, e. *** CBE_Master has joined #sevtrek  Now in FINAL mode. * TerrorTeen eats e. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CONSOLE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  DEATH [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  FINISH [80%, 1] "Keep it!"  PROVE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  SAYING [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  SECOND [78%, 1] "Keep it!" e's already stuffed. *** CBE has quit IRC (Ping timeout for CBE[dialup-33.ts-1.dyt.glasscity.net]) * _8_of_12_ is not in the mood. narf4 on the bubble, and the bubble with most narfs wins. vote4 second I'm stuffed of e! nova - yes, i've been seduced by the dark side of microsoft! :-( ;) :) vote4 console. * CBE_Master rubs tummy vote4 prove vote4 console mmm vote4 second <_8_of_12_> vote4 prove my..microsoft is getting evil now i thought sev was strong! but no =P vote4 console microsoft wins again vote4 saying vote4 console vote4 console * e_of_PI has a stainless steel stomach. Nothing can hurt it. vote4 console vote4 console console is funny! So is second!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CONSOLE scored 6 vote(s).  PROVE scored 2 vote(s).  SAYING scored 1 vote(s).  SECOND scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 6/1 Console punchlies always win! * Agent-D flings a magnet at e-of-PI LOL but you need other strips too * e_of_PI eats magnet. Tastes like Chia Rhino. * Agent-D flings a magnet with a handgrenade on it at e-of-PI hmm /me eats handgranade. Tastes like Chia Rhino. i'd say console won, don't you think? what's the results yup * TerrorTeen eats magnet with a handgrenade. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. *sigh* yup. Looks that way. <_8_of_12_> I don't care * e_of_PI eats console. anyone else see Muffy coing and going on AIM? muffy? <_8_of_12_> I don't have AIM. CBE_master: the results are... console won1 * CBE_Master acts like rich prick I've got winamp running so I can't tell. TT, you remind me the musical creature that hides among the flowers... "Yes Muffy, ha ha ha  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 052, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CONSIDER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DAUGHTER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FARCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FATHER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  POWER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SALT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TRICK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NovaFlash asks about CONSIDER   "Leer: CONSIDER this my resignation." Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers! * e_of_PI remember: Today is a good day to dilate!!!! cut keep keep cut Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers! <_8_of_12_> keep cut <_8_of_12_> THE UNDERPANTS GNOMES cut * e_of_PI eats the musical little creatures. Tastes like Chia Rhino. cut * CBE_Master sings with gnomes cut * CBE_Master cries at death of gnomes * TerrorTeen eats gnomes. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. eh this one is difficult Phase one:  NovaFlash asks about CONSIDER.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % * NintendoGuru throws a Chia Rhino at e Ack, that reminds me! I saw Starvin' Marvin in Space last night! It was great!! no it isn't ?  NovaFlash asks about DAUGHTER   "Flabba: You're definitely your father's DAUGHTER!" * TerrorTeen eats Starvin' Marvin. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. *** CBE_Master is now known as PlanetWill cut cut <_8_of_12_> Finally saw it, eh Michelle? :) keep cut * NintendoGuru throws a coffee can at TT cut *** PlanetWill is now known as AsteroidMan cut <_8_of_12_> cut Yes. I thought it was Marklar. Thankyou, NG! narf cut  NovaFlash asks about DAUGHTER.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 % cut  NovaFlash asks about FARCE   "Leer: It's not The FARCE, but it works." neutral <_8_of_12_> narfnarf eh cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep neutral Gazing out my window to the poo below on a freshly fallen silent shroud of poo... keep neutral snarfrans cut cut mmm poo keep  NovaFlash asks about FARCE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [========] Neutral = 22 %  [================] Cut = 44 % *** Y2KShlamko has joined #sevtrek  NovaFlash asks about FATHER   "Flabba: But Leer...I am your FATHER." hello I am puzzled I hate that!!! what? hi A_Man (amen? =) cut cut keep cut cut hello it's..weird <_8_of_12_> Okay. I think everyone has to reaallly think about what you're saying here. And if anybody eats anything in this sentance, I'm leaving. cut *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.2.95]) My ISP hust broke connection! <_8_of_12_> cut but somehow, for three hours and and a half there's been a listener to my shoutcast music station Who knows Seven of Poo? i love that, don't you *** Y2KShlamko is now known as e_of_PI My name is Seven of Poo, Toilitary adjunct of Cubicle Number-One. But you may call me Seven of Poo.  NovaFlash asks about FATHER.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=====] Keep = 14 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============================] Cut = 86 %  NovaFlash asks about MY   "Leer: This is MY version of the Daft Vapor choking trick!" Ah yes, you were here when that happened, weren't you? ak! cut cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep keep keep how can she know? B What is it this week with oxygen deprivation?!? BRB *** e_of_PI has left #sevtrek *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o e_of_PI cut LOL! Told you BRB... ? ?? * AsteroidMan startes stupidly TerrorTeen: stt keep it quiet, but john suffered oxygen shortage in the brain when he was young =} (JUST KIDDING!!) * e_of_PI eats ?. Tastes like Chia Rhino. ???????????????????? brb <_8_of_12_> Please stop eating things.  NovaFlash asks about MY.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % * AsteroidMan chews on foot  NovaFlash asks about POWER   "Leer: What´s the farce against girl POWER?" mmm. toejam cut keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut perhaps the comics are just an oxy-moron =] cut Go, Asteroid! We've assimilated you into the Eating Collective! ak! cut cut keep Formerly known as the POO collective... * AsteroidMan stares straight ahead chewing at nothing no... two diff things. My name is Seven of Food. Let me explain:  NovaFlash asks about POWER.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 %  NovaFlash asks about SALT   "Leer: Hold still while I get the SALT." LOL!! You will be Poo-ilated! Resistance is Poo-tile! * e_of_PI eats things. That Tastes like Chia Rhino. keep cut cut are we killing EVERYTHING? * e_of_PI produce poo. keep hehe <_8_of_12_> cut cut SHUT UP!!! * AsteroidMan rubs his nose in it <_8_of_12_> Can we get a sense of normality here please? I will not eat that! I sense a baldgate coming up... Yeah, exactly what I was thinking, 8... keep keep 8, no. 8 of 12: i am sorry, but that is unfortunately not likely with..the sev.. keep We are normal1 Oh, you mean compared to the rest of the world... <_8_of_12_> I agree with Dolphin: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!! keep keep normality? Here? indeed. no THANK YOU 8!!  NovaFlash asks about SALT.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % Normal is what everyone else is and you are not. hey!  NovaFlash asks about TRICK   "Leer: Here's a little TRICK I learned from my father!" we kept one keep keep ! cut Soran. <_8_of_12_> cut keep so that means everybody is an idiot, since i am a genius. wonderful. cut *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek keep e of PI, shut the hell up before I get really pissed. no you're not hi matt! relax My mum's last name is Soranson *** e_of_PI sets mode: +o MattNelson <_8_of_12_> Dolphin, I'm way ahead of you. hullo Hi Matthew, AsteroidMan: prove me wrong! here: 1+2 = 12! i'm genius! You're alreadt pissed, 8? keep He's not matthew hmmm How's Sarah? I'm slow to get pissed, but when I do it's NOT a pretty sight. Hey, all. Don't hug me Dolphin. And e, nobody calls me Matthew except my MOM. =) * AsteroidMan checks calculator <_8_of_12_> Sarah left me. Oh! Sorry. Hi Matt-eww =] 2=1+1. Therefore, 1+2+111. * Dolphin throws herself at MattNelson and gives him a HUGE hug e+PI=i * AsteroidMan smacks calculator around * MattNelson brings out his sword. Um, no. You wouldn't hurt a girl!  NovaFlash asks about TRICK.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % /me eats sword. Tastes like Chia Rhino. cut ow sorry =] BUT CAN WE HAVE SOME NORMALCY!!!  Now in FINAL mode. matt, put away the sabre I believe in total equality of the sexes, Dolph. No.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  MY [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  SALT [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  TRICK [62%, 1] "Keep it!" vote4 trick * TerrorTeen eats sword. Tastes like coffee. Starts getting chased around by Captain Gainweight. vote4 my So I can hurt anyone I want. vote4 salt vote4 and thou shall be awardeth vote4 trick vote4 trick Hi, M@! (sorry, just got distracted) vote4 salt vote4 salt vote4 salt Hey, LS. How ya be? salt wins! =]] (i think) *** TLE has quit IRC (Ping timeout for TLE[pool-2-67.nev.mo.ipa.net]) Nope. Close call. yo nintendoguru: you around? <_8_of_12_> vote4 salt vote4 trick yeah *** AsteroidMan is now known as FTL_Man like to take over and do the other half? FTL? sure thanks Good, thanks M@! Yourself? ftl MASH in one hour.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MY scored 1 vote(s).  SALT scored 5 vote(s).  TRICK scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/1 faster than light hehe well..seems salt wins, although trick IS close I'm sorry. I think both of those lines suck. * e_of_PI eats light. Tastes like Chia Rhino. No offense, of course.  MY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." anyone else to vote? dolphin: choose the one that sucks least =] *sigh* 3 more to vote, please. * FTL_Man stumbles around in dark Pretty good, LS! Working on a new strip for my website, and it's coming along nicely! Gotta get a completed one painted for the first color and SDF: The Movie Parody strip as well! *** TLE has joined #sevtrek *** NintendoGuru sets mode: +o TLE lags, ugh hi tle!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SALT scored 5 vote(s).  TRICK scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/0 vote4 trick we need a break!! Welcome back, TLE thanks narfnrf had a major lag rngrenrg plok nie! <_8_of_12_> TLE, run in terror. Escape while you can. Have a break, have a kitkat. brb jc: is wendy there? bbbbbbbb for what? brb * Agent-D ... And how's gaby? <_8_of_12_> Wendy would have run in terror by now. =] AAAH!! NO MORE!! narf =] Not that we could blame her. TLE, you will not run in me! nope hmm seems john is asleep nova - she's about to go shopping - i've got gaby Normality is futile, You will be eaten. And taste like Chia Rhino. nope ooh ok she's squealing right now! lol, e lol =] i don't like chia * Dolphin laughs at e of PI and then slaps him <_8_of_12_> I don't either. There's a thin line between fun and stupidity. e of PI just demonstrated how to cross it. * e_of_PI eats Gaby. Tastes like my days in §ev are gone. yup * FTL_Man revolts john..how about.. if she raises her left hand or foot "salt" wins, and if she raised his right hand or foot, "trick" wins? Huh? * littlestar is revolting...d'oh what's the results eh his = her * Dolphin makes a face at e of PI and slaps him again  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SALT scored 5 vote(s).  TRICK scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/0 Hum. Tupos. a bit of a tie =] Yeah. Those. * FTL_Man runs around really fast * e_of_PI loughs Dolphin's catacian's butt out. vote4 salt "cetacean". ouch. vote4 trick <_8_of_12_> FTL, run in one direction. vote4 salt vote4 salt Whatever. Leave my butt the hell alone. dolphin: 'scuse me? Her butt is for one man only! Why? Isn't hat nice? ;) (not me, of course._ * FTL_Man smacks dol in butt  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SALT scored 6 vote(s).  TRICK scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0 * FTL_Man looks away narf ok so salt wins.. * NintendoGuru shrugs Okay, next person to touch my butt dies. let Wendy decide it but, but, but... she's not in * FTL_Man falls on floor dead * e_of_PI will see MASH in 50 minutes. Why? <_8_of_12_> GOOD. Salt wins. she's gone shopping well then we will move on and have her decide it later Why?? according to what i heard from john ok * littlestar pushes e of pi at Dolphin's butt. Oops. but salt has more votes Yeah we'll leave if for john to sort out =] * e_of_PI eats oops. But slt won! but ls, your safe, your a woman mmm <_8_of_12_> But not enough more. only one vote - it's too close so? Aww... ningu: i know FTL- it's SevQueen's time. * Dolphin turns around slowly, thanks littlestar for the excuse to kill e of PI, smiles sweetly, and pummels e of PI into submission. k i'm out.. the call is for sevqueen to make..later Ningu? Hehe! oh she said person, didn't she? Not "man" don't so? me, I'm da sevman ;P * FTL_Man rises from dead  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 159, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Oy Correct. listar: hehe  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  BEG [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DIGIT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MIRROR [0%, 1] "Nominated."  REASON [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TASTE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TERMS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TIMED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WOMEN [0%, 1] "Nominated." /me eats submission. Tastes like Chia Rhino. <_8_of_12_> Let's see how my punchline goes today. noflas: hngn Lister? Eek.  NintendoGuru asks about BEG   "It's all in how you BEG!" cut keep keep cut lit_star then? cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep i gotta run * NovaFlash runs You can't hurt me! I'm a trained boxer! Not a good one, but trained nevertheless. Seeya NF! later dummy *** NovaFlash is now known as Electro-CUTE <_8_of_12_> Take e of PI with you. Someone kill him for me NOW. cut I'll pay you lots of money.  NintendoGuru asks about BEG.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 % <_8_of_12_> And for ME! How much? * e_of_PI kills e_of_PI.  NintendoGuru asks about DIGIT   "A three-DIGIT I.Q." cut keep keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut * FTL_Man morns loudly Where's my money? keep cut keep How can you "Morn" loudly? e, I'm going for my black belt soon mourn keep ;)  NintendoGuru asks about DIGIT.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 70 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========] Cut = 30 % 8, you wanna pool our resources and hire someone to "eliminate" e of PI? <_8_of_12_> Ignore him, Mat. He's a git.  NintendoGuru asks about MIRROR   "Let me get you a MIRROR." keep cut cut I know how to use more limbs then you do e keep just asked Wendy before she left - she decided on TRICk for scifi keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut I only need one. keep 8. keep so do I  NintendoGuru asks about MIRROR.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % but I cna distract wiht the others  NintendoGuru asks about REASON   "No REASON! No reason!" <_8_of_12_> e Tupos time! cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut keep keep keep  NintendoGuru asks about REASON.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 56 %  NintendoGuru asks about SPINE   "She likes to be the one with the SPINE?" Too many mutes. yes cut keep cut cut keep keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut Wait a second! That's my line!  NintendoGuru asks about SPINE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 56 % there it went :P jc: (i'm novaflash) one more thing to ask you before i leave... the asp thing for competitions stuff.. can it accept information outside of the sev wide web server too? Well, it's cut (c: 'scuse me a minute while I get chocolate. foosh!  NintendoGuru asks about TASTE   "Err... lack of TASTE?" cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut cut cut cut Chocolate! It was! It was my line! yumm keep And I didn;t know it... * FTL_Man mechanically feeds chocolate in mouth  NintendoGuru asks about TASTE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 70 % Well, ya do now. *** Electro-CUTE has quit IRC (Good Sev!)  NintendoGuru asks about TERMS   "Would you like that in layman's TERMS?" Have we kept ANY lines? cut <_8_of_12_> keep keep keep *** Muffster has joined #sevtrek keep <_8_of_12_> This one's mine. WOW! *** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Muffster Is this the Muffster I think it is? cut keep keep Muffy's here MUFFY-POO!!!! YEPP!!!! mirror was kept by default cut HILO! Dolphin GOO! Thank you TLE!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 * Dolphin dances around singing, "It's the Muffin! It's the Muffin!"  Well NintendoGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is TERMS   "Would you like that in layman's TERMS?"  TERMS has the status: "Keep it!" Oy vey ist mir. lol * FTL_Man looks like a jackass Sure, no problem. :) "Hello Muffy, ha ha ha  NintendoGuru asks about TERMS.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % <_8_of_12_> HI I need more chocolate. Who is FTL man?  NintendoGuru asks about TIMED   "Well TIMED grovelling." <_8_of_12_> Wierd i am *** Dolphin is now known as Anji cut keep keep cut Hi anji cut cut <_8_of_12_> I'm glad you agree keep newbie. <_8_of_12_> cut keep Me new here What is with that name?? keep  NintendoGuru asks about TIMED.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % *** Anji is now known as Dolphin What about it? You mean Anji?  NintendoGuru asks about WOMEN   "WOMEN, eh?" What is it? cut keep cut cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut I don't get it! cut Anji is the name of a Simon and Garfunkel song.  NintendoGuru asks about WOMEN.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 % Back in high school, soeone called me Ang. brb It's a cover of some annoying jazz song! <_8_of_12_> JC: Is a Pits book going to come out?  Now in FINAL mode.  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  DIGIT [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  MIRROR [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  TERMS [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  TIMED [50%, 1] "Equal vote." I've NEVER found a song with my name in it. vote4 mirror <_8_of_12_> vote4 terms 8 - not for a long time vote4 digit vote4 mirror vote4 timed So when I met Emily, she gave me the nickname Anji. vote4 digit vote4 timed vote4 terms vote4 terms Weird. 8 - first sev files then sev trek 2 then scifi then twist & pits vote4 timed My name was after a music album! The album came first, then me! <_8_of_12_> Shame. I like Pits. JC, you plan ahead for sure!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DIGIT scored 2 vote(s).  MIRROR scored 2 vote(s).  TERMS scored 3 vote(s).  TIMED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 3/0 <_8_of_12_> It's close. I might win still. well now My sister's name is Margaret, but we always call her Beth. So she has a song too. yuk This is... interesting. My name is Hejira. Why? how do you get beth from margaret? I was named after a math class :) <_8_of_12_> My name's Matthew but my family calls me Jaden. Beth? What song? suggestions? It's by KISS Weird... <_8_of_12_> Suggest: Terms wins. :) Margaret was her father's mother's name. Back! Sorry about that!! TT: Is your name really Hejira? Just revote between the top two Suggest: SPINE wins. *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek Mom did NOT like that at all. sure np Err...vote4 mode? I've been gone a lot myself Finally... good sev. yes done that ls My name's Erin because my parents liked the name. What's up with all the song stuff? But her dad put it on the birthcerticate. <_8_of_12_> ls: Yup What should I vote4? *** FD has joined #sevtrek *** TLE sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir <_8_of_12_> ls: Vote4 terms <_8_of_12_> :)  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  DIGIT [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  MIRROR [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  TERMS [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  TIMED [50%, 1] "Equal vote." Oh, the song stuff... some people just like having a song with their name in it. TLE: you're gonna have to teach me all this stuff Hmm. Sure. list please? kindly vote Why not? thanx Can you vote without Ops status? Vote4 terms vote4 digit vote4 timed yes yes Vote4 terms yep, <_8_of_12_> terms wins. :)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DIGIT scored 2 vote(s).  MIRROR scored 1 vote(s).  TERMS scored 5 vote(s).  TIMED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 5/1 There we go Weird. We used to have no ops whatsoever... vote4 reason eack <_8_of_12_> Just a matter of opinion. More mutes???? Yeah, and that's why I hated this server I'm not mute! :) layman? vote4 terms i'm not Than vote! Muffy, you are anything BUT mute. You sure as heck ain't, Muffin.  MIRROR now gets status "Cut by SevMan." what's layman? Thank you SO much MattNelson <_8_of_12_> layman means: normal everyday person in geek language simple man. TLE!!They're all picking on me! You're VERY welcome. A mundane.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DIGIT scored 2 vote(s).  TERMS scored 6 vote(s).  TIMED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0 We are not! cool! Layman's terms = something everyone can understand terms wins? SO glad I could help. vote4 terms Oy exactly, littlePOo Another one for the friendly borg... iknow ... Laymans's Terms: Plain English yes Actually, the original "layman" is a term which denoted someone not of the clergy. Or plain... whatever language you're speaking. <_8_of_12_> Not so friendly today, I noticed. Oh Layman's Terms: Language for Dummies I'm NOT littlepoo!! aka Technobabble Could we have that is layman's terms, please? RIGHT!!! Actually, it was someone of a lower clergy status. *** FTL_Man is now known as AlmightyFudd Oh, brother...  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 149, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. *** AlmightyFudd is now known as AllmightyFudd <_8_of_12_> So did I win? §ev for Dummies... It means words normal people can understand, not the jargon of a particular profession. ha Who knows? Who cares? We should make a sight: Sev for dummies <_8_of_12_> I do! yep, 8 you win... Site, not sight! <_8_of_12_> Kewl! Lol Didn't it apply to someone who was, say, a parishioner? That's what we should call the FAQ...  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Ah whatever  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DIE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HELMET [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MODERNIZES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SLEEPY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STILL [0%, 1] "Nominated." JC, start a new batch of prints for 8... Congratulations (c:  NintendoGuru asks about CHOP   "They always ride around for a while after you CHOP their heads off" I.E. Warp Engine, not Matter/Antimatter Reaction Drive Engine cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> keep cut hehe! cut keep keep keep keep cut keep Cut is very appropriate for this cartoon... LOL!!! Oy keep  NintendoGuru asks about CHOP.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 % Oy is mine! Ah well dang Oy vey It is not! hey! poo  NintendoGuru asks about DIE   "Don't DIE and drive" I always say it! Grrrrrr cut Oh, bad <_8_of_12_> cut cut I do too cut cut Yeesh keep cut keep Hehehe! Ah well. :) I don't actually like that last one, I just like to vote against Dolphin. =) keep Keep keep ShUT UP! <_8_of_12_> If you die and drive, you're a bloody idiot. I can see the road campaign now. That reminds me the simpson ep keep YeS, ToRGo!  NintendoGuru asks about DIE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % cut I've voted "cut" on both of them. LOL @ 8!  NintendoGuru asks about HELMET   "The Sleepy Hollow HELMET law comes into effect" 8_12: lol keep The Headless Biker was a local legend... cut cut keep cut keep cut Dead drivers die. I can see the flaws with that campaign... <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut lol Friends don't let friends drive dead hehe @ littlePoo <_8_of_12_> I don't get it. I haven't seen the movie though. cut Yes, I love it! sorry back! What movie? It's a story! WBTLE I didn't see that movie either.. Blech. The ep in with Milhouse father get his hand choped. <_8_of_12_> Sleepy hollow  NintendoGuru asks about HELMET.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=============] Keep = 36 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=======================] Cut = 64 % cut Err, sleepy hollow? NO!! Do not go see sleepy hollow! The Sleepy Hollow Helmet Campaign takes a new twist.... DISGUST!  NintendoGuru asks about MODERNIZES   "The headless horseman MODERNIZES" cut cut cut cut Uh... keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> keep I agree with Muffy, horror movies in general just suck. keep keep keep cut THanky Matt I liked Carrie, but it wasn't scary. cut  NintendoGuru asks about MODERNIZES.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=================] Keep = 46 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===================] Cut = 54 % keep Never saw Carie Carrie CHEESY, but not scary Whatever.  NintendoGuru asks about SLEEPY   "The legend of SLEEPY harley" keep cheesy poofs? <_8_of_12_> Drew Carey? keep keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut Oy. Carrie? Based on Stephen King's first-and-worst? keep Hey, I understood her motives. You have to realize that. cheesy is the anime movie we watched today keep cut cut Oooooo!!!! What anime?!? Dragonball? keep "You're Under Arrest" WHAT?!?!?  NintendoGuru asks about SLEEPY.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 58 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 42 % Starship Troopers! lol Matt, I understoof that girl's motives completely. brb <_8_of_12_> Ranma. The best anime. Cheesy? Who's motives? AAAAAA! I *love* YUA!!!!  NintendoGuru asks about STILL   "Out of habit, the headless biker STILL wore his helmet" Carries ? No Ranma! CHEDDAR!! Carrie's cut cut Carrie's keep * AllmightyFudd slapps cuffs on offender cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> RANMA RULES! who's the offender? Ranma sounds cool keep Everyone in my school was teasing me about was I gonna do anything at prom You're Under Arrest!!!  NintendoGuru asks about STILL.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 % What about it Matt? It's awesome!!  Now in FINAL mode.  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOP [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  MODERNIZES [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  SLEEPY [58%, 1] "Keep it!"  STILL [64%, 1] "Keep it!" How can you not like that one??!? Everyone in your school knows you exist? vote4 sleepy vote4 still <_8_of_12_> vote4 modernizes vote4 sleepy vote4 sleepy vote4 sleepy Vote4 sleept vote4 modernizes (whoops) vote4sleepy What?? The best punchlines didn't make it to the finals!! vote4 sleepy Noooo! What were the best? vote4 modernizes vote4 modernizes vote4 modernizes muff, voteagain. What didn't you like about YUA, muff? "Rebel without a head" I love it!! vote4 sleept vote4sleept Heheh Muff... silly girl. vote4 sleepy THERE WE GO!!!!!!! YAY!! yeppee! there ya go! I got it! It was in the "uncut" version She made it! * Dolphin applauds *APPPLAUSE* lol Maybe she's one of those people who just hate all anime. -P Muffy voted! *groan* I like Anime..  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MODERNIZES scored 5 vote(s).  SLEEPY scored 5 vote(s).  STILL scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 5/1 :) vote4 chop You all silly well (mutter mutter mutter) What anime DO you like? <_8_of_12_> vote4 sleepy nuts to Anime, give me a Battlestar Galactica tape yup, we are, Muffin  STILL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vot4 modernizes vote4 chop I like Kite and OH what was the name of that... Rupan...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOP scored 2 vote(s).  MODERNIZES scored 4 vote(s).  SLEEPY scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0 vote4 chop RUPAN!  CHOP now gets status "Cut by SevMan." GRR. vote4 sleepy Chop is gone vote4 modernizes Oy. Castle Of Cogliostro!!! vote4 modernizes vote4 fonzy vote4 chicken NOOO!! That is my favorite anime movie of ALL TIME! vote4 spine vote4 sanity Rupan???lol! Vote4 craziness <_8_of_12_> VOTE4 QUIET!!! vote4 eat lol... sorry 8  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MODERNIZES scored 6 vote(s).  SLEEPY scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0 * Dolphin agrees with 8 hmmm tie... ack *sigh* Zip it. HM ... another sevqueen Revote Hehe. * e_of_PI agrees with Dolphin. hmm. I'll pass this one onto the sev queen again :-) ... Muffy, have you ever seen Irresponsible Captain Tylor? Vote4 sleepy k yes well, I guess that's it then Nopers Matt sigh... It's over? yup I donno Muff, you should see that series. It's faboo. Suppose so. Remind me sometime Still half an hour till MASH!!! * Dolphin prays that Sev Queen makes the right decision MASH?? I've heard about it. yeah....Sleepy lol. Sev Queen is always right hehe  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Fri Jan 28 18:51:29 2000