Start of #sevtrek buffer: Sat Jan 08 02:36:03 2000
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
* NintendoGuru slaps jc around a bit with a sev stick
<Agent-D> so you haven't been beatign up on him? {{:_
<Agent-D> Hi Guy
<TLE> I grabbed a pill I forgot to take- it usually helps
<GBA> Very timely disconnection! ;-~
<GBA> Hey
<Agent-D> er, Guy waht is that smiley supposed to mean?
* Mark stares at the pruned down list.
<TLE> hello
<NintendoGuru> GBA: There's 2 lardos for sci-fi, change one of em :P
<littlestar> No - how could I beat TLE? (c;
<Agent-D> well you get a large trout...
<jc> oops! do you want me to change 1 of the lardo punchlines?
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<TLE> lol
<e_of_PI> Are we there yet?
<TLE> beat T_L_E all you want
<Agent-D> jsut starting E
<littlestar> Hi, E
<Mark> jc: Thanks for fixing my typo.
<GBA> Hmm? ok
<e_of_PI> I barely got my Mirc working...
<Agent-D> E I know the problem
<e_of_PI> JC, love the §evchendizes...
<GBA> Just a frown or something, dave
* Agent-D checks the finalist page
*** Majel (ben_ami@Jlm-155-14.access.n
et.il) has joined #sevtrek
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<e_of_PI> And now I'm afraid to start 
  netscape...
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 146, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 
  2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
*** Majel changes topic to 'The 
Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s)
 number 146 is now in session! For 
more information on the judging 
sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/t
oonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
<e_of_PI> So I'll work my way without 
  the finalists.
* Agent-D waits for the finalist page 
  to show up on his screen
<GBA> hold it...
<e_of_PI> Or maybe... I'll try to 
  have IE...
* littlestar sings "It's cold 
  outside, there's no kind of 
  atmosphere...!"
<GBA> last time i did this was a year 
  ago i think so i'm trying to 
  remember what to do
<Agent-D> sigh, this is what happens 
  when I try to have two browsers 
  open at teh same time
<Cinga> Where's Bluey?
<Mark> and, here we go...
* e_of_PI : Like to fly, far away 
  from here...
<Agent-D> thats a point, no bb
* Agent-D sings "Fun fun fun"
<e_of_PI> Hate IE...
* Mark ... goldfish, nibbling on my 
  toes...
<TLE> me too
<TLE> andnetscape
-> *majel* quote GBA is a SevHead!
<Majel> "GBA is a SevHead!"
* Mark ... in the sun, sun, sun ...
<GBA> ah, good
* e_of_PI drinking fresh Mango juice
* Cinga likes the song Agent-D's 
  singing.
* The USS Buran is dropping out of 
  warp, with weapons fully armed! 
  Raise your shields before its too 
  late!
<Agent-D> We're alll siging the same 
  song
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<_8_of_12_> Anyone want to swear in 
  Majel's presence?
* e_of_PI just got 8 years of PD... 
  SMEG!
<littlestar> Hi, Puam
* MissIzzy raises sheilds and sings a 
  Kligon battle song
-> *majel* getpunches 146
<Agent-D> no
<TLE> hey
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 146, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
* Mark ... I want to lie shipwrecked 
  and comatose, sipping fresh mango 
  juice ...
* Cinga hates Klingons.
<littlestar> PD?
<Puam> ho... just passing by on my 
  way to My Bed (tm)
* MissIzzy I turn into a Romulan
* Agent-D lifts up a bazokoid
-> *majel* nominateall
<e_of_PI> Something funny about the 
  §evchendizes...
* littlestar salutes, Rimmer-style
<e_of_PI> The color print came with a 
  cardboard from a toddler car 
  chair!!!
<GBA> hmm, something wrong
-> *majel* mode nominate
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. 
  Maximum nominations per judge: 5.
-> *majel* nominateall
<jc> e - lol - yes, we took cardboard 
  from anywhere - even gaby's boxes! 
  :-)
* e_of_PI is so sexy... If there were 
  female cats here...
* TLE feels sick
<e_of_PI> BTW- Tuvok looks exactly 
  like Spook...
<Agent-D> ?
<littlestar> TLE - you'd feel worse 
  if you were a female cat! (c;
<TLE> I would, yes
<Agent-D> Hey, I heard Vulcans looked 
  a like but this?
<jc> e - no he doesn't!
<Agent-D> so are we nominatign now?
<e_of_PI> At the beggining I thought 
  you draw me Spook, but then I've 
  nothiced he wears a Forager uniform!
<GBA> Wait, there's some problem with 
  the punchlines
<Mark> Actually, Tuvok looks similar 
  to the Red Dwarf cat :)
<Agent-D> oh great
<e_of_PI> I'll scan my color print 
  and prove you all!
<jc> ok
<e_of_PI> But it may take some time...
-> *majel* quote Please hold on...
<Cinga> Nominating? What's that all 
  about?
<Majel> "Please hold on..."
<Agent-D> slow scanner?
<littlestar> Imagine Tuvok in the 
  Mess Hall singing "I'm gonna eat 
  you little fishy!"
* Agent-D holds on
<e_of_PI> My computer was formated. 
  I'm working from the backup.
-> *majel* mode eliminate
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Mark> I like it!
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ANTIVIRUS [0%, 2] "Nominated.
  "
<Majel>  BUGS [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CRASHED [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DESTRUCT [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Agent-D> ls, If I was a crewmember 
  on Voyager and saw Tuvok doign that 
  I'd knwo for sure that hhe had 
  finnally snapped
<Majel>  FIREWALL [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLAMED [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> My tooth! MY TOOTH!
<Majel>  GAMES [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAPPY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HYPE [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  REBOOTING [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCREENSAVER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TAB [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<GBA> alrighty
<e_of_PI> Twist?
* Mark nods
-> *majel* pick antivirus
<Majel>  GBA asks about ANTIVIRUS 
<littlestar> Go, GBA! (c:
<Majel>  "Your ANTIVIRUS program missed that one."
* e_of_PI NOD
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> keep
<littlestar> Nodnol?
<MissIzzy> keep
<Cinga> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<e_of_PI> 3 Selim!
<Agent-D> keep
<Puam> cut
<_8_of_12_> Did everyone know that Terry Farrel played the Cat in US Red Dwarf?
<GBA> thanks :)
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> Or better... 47 Selim!
<Mark> No, I did not... good to know
<Cinga> What's that Red Dwarf thingy 
  anyway?
<Agent-D> 8 I'd eghard, but that show 
  has never been aired over here
<e_of_PI> THERE WAS US RED DWARF??????
  ?????????????
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<TLE> cut
<TLE> hey
<littlestar> Hi, BB
<Blueberrie> Hi...
<e_of_PI> POOR CHINGA!!!
<_8_of_12_> I've got a picture of her 
  as the role, I'll post it on the DB
<e_of_PI> Oops... Caps lock...
<Agent-D> E there was two trys
<Blueberrie> Chinga?
<NintendoGuru> chat in #SevChat
<GBA> keep
<Cinga> Elaborate.
<Agent-D> BB, your here
-> *majel* tally
<littlestar> Oops, Sevchat...
<Majel>  GBA asks about ANTIVIRUS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [======================] 
  Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<e_of_PI> Sevchat sucks!
<Blueberrie> Why?
<Cinga> Hi Bluey. :)
<littlestar> I concur. Down with 
  Sevchat!
-> *majel* pick bugs
<Majel>  GBA asks about BUGS 
<Majel>  "Yeah, that program still 
  has a few BUGS in it."
<_8_of_12_> Bebbo BB
<GBA> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> cut
<jc> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Cinga> So what's Red Dwarf?
<PhantomChic> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Blueberrie> We have sevchat for a 
  reason!
<NintendoGuru> fine, then be silent
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<e_of_PI> We are all here... moving 
  between channels is stupid and 
  tiring!
<TLE> keep
<MissIzzy> old sci-fi comedy thing
<Cinga> True.
<Agent-D> Cinga check private chat
<GBA> Yeah, and I have enough windows 
  open as it is ;-)
<e_of_PI> Red dwarf is one of the 
  funiest Sci-fi shows ever.
<Cinga> Majel surely doesn't mind our 
  chatting.
-> *majel* tally
<Blueberrie> It worked fine for a 
  long time...
<littlestar> Unless someone swears.
<littlestar> (c;
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> I have all of red dwarf. 
  18 videos!
<Mark> I would love to get a Red 
  Dwarf collection on DVD
<Majel>  GBA asks about BUGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Keep = 69 %
<e_of_PI> Who the §ev is Majel anyay 
  ? :)
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<Majel>  GBA asks about BUGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<GBA> grrr
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Keep = 69 %
<MissIzzy> this is certainly the 
  chattiest judging session I;'ve 
  ever been to(of course, it's only 
  my second session)
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
-> *majel* pick crashed
<Majel>  GBA asks about CRASHED 
<Majel>  "Look's like your computer 
  just CRASHED."
<Puam> es, its quite chatty.. gotta 
  go.. see ya all!
<_8_of_12_> Should we annoy Guy a bit 
  more? :)
<Mark> neutral
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<e_of_PI> cut (and only because it JC's :)
<jc> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<MissIzzy> keep
<littlestar> Argh, get rid os that apostrophe
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> keep
<GBA> It's not you, it's only I did the bugs thing twice, sorry
<Agent-D> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<GBA> cut
<_8_of_12_> Oh, okay!
<TLE> keep
<e_of_PI> 8, did you left the DB for good for real?
<Cinga> cut
<e_of_PI> Damn this englisg grammer...
<_8_of_12_> Yes, I did.
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate bell...
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about CRASHED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<e_of_PI> Will you still post ideas?
<Mark> grammer ate my typing
-> *majel* pick destruct
<Majel>  GBA asks about DESTRUCT 
<Majel>  "You pressed Ctrl-Alt-DESTRUC
  T, didn't you?"
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<GBA> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Mark> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Cinga> GrammAr, you mean.  ;-)
<TLE> keep
<TLE> lol
<NintendoGuru> keep
<_8_of_12_> Why should I post ideas? 
  They aren't really listened to much.
<Cinga> keep
<Cinga> nice score...
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Mark> ... At least Cntl-Alt-End is a 
  real set of keys ...
<e_of_PI> JC, I have some nice ideas 
  for the spaceships poster...
<Mark> Exactly!
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about DESTRUCT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 13 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [============================
  ========] Keep = 100 %
<jc> e - ib?
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<_8_of_12_> Have the Defiant cloaked! 
  Find the defiant!
-> *majel* pick firewall
<Mark> I never confuse spelling with 
  grammar :)
<e_of_PI> I'll do it later.
<Majel>  GBA asks about FIREWALL 
<Majel>  "I guess you hit the 
  FIREWALL!!"
<GBA> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<MissIzzy> cut
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> They're all good!
<PhantomChic> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<jc> cut
<Cinga> keep
<littlestar> keep
<littlestar> hehehehe
<Blueberrie> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<TLE> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Mark> Where's Waldo in the cloaked 
  Defiant?
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about FIREWALL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [======================] 
  Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Blueberrie> They call him Wally
-> *majel* pick flamed
<e_of_PI> I've just found Odour in 
  the Sev Trek poster...
<Majel>  GBA asks about FLAMED 
<Majel>  "Someone must've FLAMED you"
<Blueberrie> Just now?
<Cinga> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<GBA> keep
<_8_of_12_> How about doing that for 
  a book, JC? Where's Odour? Different
   Sev Trek scenes!
<MissIzzy> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Mark> keep
<TLE> keep
<TLE> lol
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> Very good punchlines indeed :)
<Mark> It can also be a scatch and 
  sniff book...
<Cinga> 8: Too much work, too little 
  reward.
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> Hmm. True. Maybe.
<Majel>  GBA asks about FLAMED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut 
  = 58 %
<NintendoGuru> that would be funny
<e_of_PI> Our first cut of the day!
-> *majel* pick games
<Majel>  GBA asks about GAMES 
<Majel>  "GAMES are getting so 
  realistic these days!"
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Cinga> keep
<GBA> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> City lights! Diamond 
  skies! What a beautiful day to be 
  alive!
<GBA> Amazing how many are not y2k 
  related
<_8_of_12_> brb
<Mark> I thought it was night
<e_of_PI> Nobody got the pun? First 
  cut of the day?
<TLE> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
* Mark bleeds
<Blueberrie> Huh?
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about GAMES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal 
  vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 
  50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 
  50 %
<Mark> Ok... not literally
<_8_of_12_> back
<GBA> majel is mute every time... umf
<_8_of_12_> Caught in the music, Mark.
<e_of_PI> Erin, bacause of you I now 
  scream about everyone that says 
  it's the new millennnnium!
<Cinga> Switzerland.  :)
<Cinga> Sorry...
<GBA> no, wait... it was john@
<GBA> john, vote!
<Cinga> Should have been a private msg
<Mark> You have a reason?
<MissIzzy> well, we can do a comic on 
  11:59 next year
<Blueberrie> Heh heh... =)
-> *majel* pick happy
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAPPY 
<Majel>  "HAPPY new millenium, Steve!"
<GBA> i think john is lagging
<e_of_PI> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<MissIzzy> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> cut !!
<TLE> keep
<e_of_PI> I thing John is Gabying.
<_8_of_12_> \cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> I thing? I THING???
<Cinga> e_of_PI: I do that too...
<NintendoGuru> majel is programmed 
  not to count herself as a mute
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Cinga> It's a nerd thing.  :)
<GBA> cut
<Cinga> cut
<jc> cut
<Mark> I thing, therefore I artifact!
<e_of_PI> He's BACKKKKKKKKKK!
<jc> yes, gabying - she got hungry
<littlestar> Hehe, how is she?
<e_of_PI> Any new pictures of her?
<Mark> daddy business...good stuff
<jc> e - many but not scanned yet
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAPPY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<e_of_PI> I believe I've created a 
  new term- Gabying...
<Majel>  [========================] 
  Cut = 67 %
<GBA> :-) Let Gaby vote too
<_8_of_12_> What are we going to do 
  about the two LARDO punchlines?
-> *majel* pick hype
<Majel>  GBA asks about HYPE 
<Majel>  "Wow! And I thought this Y2K thing was just a bunch of HYPE!"
<MissIzzy> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> She'll vote for "googoo" or "argll"
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<GBA> i'll fix it, 8 
<PhantomChic> keep
<jc> 8 - we'll probably cut one of em
<GBA> Nitendo Guru warned me about it
<Cinga> cut
<_8_of_12_> I say we keep my one, get rid of the other. :)
<Mark> cut
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> MASH is on on the TV right now...
<GBA> I'll change it to some other word in the sentence
<Mark> ... somewhere in the world...
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> cut
<TLE> keep
<e_of_PI> No, on MY TV!
<Mark> I can't see your TV
<GBA> yeah, and there was Taxi Driver earlier
<Blueberrie> Good for it.
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about HYPE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================]
   Cut = 75 %
-> *majel* pick rebooting
<Majel>  GBA asks about REBOOTING 
<Majel>  "Try REBOOTING and see if 
  that fixes it."
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<Cinga> keep
<littlestar> Ooh, I love Taxi 
  Driver...
<littlestar> keep
<GBA> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<Blueberrie> Taxi Driver?
<TLE> keep
<TLE> lol
<e_of_PI> And there was "the practice"
   too...
<TLE> that is funny
<GBA> You're pinging me?
<Blueberrie> I know of a Taxi, but 
  Taxi Driver?
<NintendoGuru> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> You're pinging me? So who the 
  **** are you pinging?
<jc> cut
* e_of_PI has a low ICQ.
<Agent-D> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about REBOOTING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Keep = 69 %
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<TLE> low ICQ?
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Cinga> Better than a low IQ.
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<DrJonasBashir> Good Sev!
<TLE> ;)
<Agent-D> E, I'm so tempted to agree 
  with that {{:)
-> *majel* pick screensaver
<Blueberrie> lol
<Majel>  GBA asks about SCREENSAVER 
<e_of_PI> §§§§§!
<Majel>  "I told you to use a 
  SCREENSAVER, but noooo ..."
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<GBA> keep
<TLE> who's pinging you?
<Blueberrie> My §...
* NintendoGuru does too
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Cinga> cut
<GBA> It's from the movie!
<Blueberrie> cut
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Cinga> Which?
<GBA> I love that expression, I have 
  a friend who always used to say 
  "but noooooo"...
<DrJonasBashir> what a warm welcome...
<e_of_PI> To pingly go where no one 
  has pinged before...
<DrJonasBashir> it touches me
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<NintendoGuru> cut
<jc> keep
* Mark throws a snowball at DrJonasBas
  hir
* Agent-D inches away from JBashir
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SCREENSAVER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal 
  vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 
  50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 
  50 %
<GBA> nice ratio
<_8_of_12_> I like my punchline 
  'Didn't I tell you not to swear in 
  the presence of Majel??'
<e_of_PI> int sev(int Erin, Char JC, 
  double GBA) {
* DrJonasBashir ducks
-> *majel* pick tab
<Majel>  GBA asks about TAB 
<Majel>  "Can you "alt-TAB" out of 
  it?"
<Cinga> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Mark> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
<GBA> I'll take that as a compliment, 
  e 
<jc> cut
<Mark> ... The current undo is Cntl-Z 
  though...
<Agent-D> cut
<TLE> cut
<Cinga> Although I have no idea what 
  "Alt-Tab" is supposed to do. I 
  guess it's a kind of Force Quit.
<GBA> change between windows
<e_of_PI> No, but alt-tab is switching
   windows... and It's funnier...
<Agent-D> lets you move from one 
  screen to another on your PC
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> They both work
<NintendoGuru> cut
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about TAB.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<NintendoGuru> alt-tab switches 
  applications that you're running
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Cut = 69 %
<NintendoGuru> try it :P
<GBA> alrighty, that's them all
-> *majel* mode final
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Mark> ...not in the middle of 
  voteing...
<_8_of_12_> Hey, it does too!!!
<Mark> :)
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ANTIVIRUS [62%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BUGS [69%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DESTRUCT [100%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FIREWALL [62%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GAMES [50%, 2] "Equal vote."
<e_of_PI> An IQ test- press ALT-F4 to 
  perform...
<Majel>  REBOOTING [69%, 2] "Keep it!"
<jc> vote4 destruct
<Majel>  SCREENSAVER [50%, 2] "Equal 
  vote."
<Mark> vote4 antivirus
<NintendoGuru> vote4 destruct
<Cinga> Other than on a PC, the alt 
  key on a Mac is actually there to 
  make alternate characters.
<e_of_PI> vote4 destruct
<Blueberrie> F4?
<GBA> vote4 firewall
<e_of_PI> Try it!
<PhantomChic> vote4 destruct
<Cinga> vote4 destruct
<MissIzzy> vote4 bugs
<_8_of_12_> vote4 screensaver
<Agent-D> vote4 destruct
<Blueberrie> vote4 derstruct
<Blueberrie> oops
<Blueberrie> vote4 destruct
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 destruct
<littlestar> vote4 destruct
<e_of_PI> I think we have a wineer...
<Agent-D> BB typos are MY domain
<e_of_PI> And tupos are mine!
<Blueberrie> Sorry, dead Agent.
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<littlestar> And darts are mine (c:
<Majel>  ANTIVIRUS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  BUGS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  DESTRUCT scored 9 vote(s).
<Majel>  FIREWALL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SCREENSAVER scored 1 vote(s).
<TLE> vote4 firewall
<Majel>  Casted votes: 13 Judges 
  present: 14 High/Low: 9/1
<GBA> wow, clear winner
<_8_of_12_> I WILL NOT COMPLY!
-> *majel* quote Destruct wins
<Majel> "Destruct wins"
<TLE> oops, wrong one.. heh
<TLE> it won tho
* Mark ponders his screen
-> *majel* mode off
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<GBA> now, wait just a sec
* littlestar waits
* e_of_PI , the irrational Borg...
<littlestar> "It's cold outside..."
<GBA> pits now
<Agent-D> "Theres no kind of atmospher
  e"
<_8_of_12_> Now activating EBH, 
  Emegency Bartender Hologram.
-> *majel* getpunches 156
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 156, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Agent-D> Hmm, there something quite 
  Traky going on here 8
-> *majel* nominateall
<Mark> Make mine a double!
<PhantomChic> 8, I'll take a daquiri.
-> *majel* mode eliminate
* NintendoGuru orders a coke
<e_of_PI> "All alone"
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Agent-D> how many fingers Mark
<Cinga> Caipirinha for me.
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DIE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FAST [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAPPY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEXT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<_8_of_12_> Do you want me to bring 
  the EBH in?
<Majel>  PERHAPS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SURE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Mark> 3 1/2
<Majel>  WORRIED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> "No one there..."
<Majel>  ZONES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
* MissIzzy will have some coffe
-> *majel* pick die
<Majel>  GBA asks about DIE 
<Majel>  "At least I'll DIE happy."
<e_of_PI> One Tequila, two Tequila, 
  three Tequial, FLOOR!
<Mark> keep
<GBA> keep
<_8_of_12_> The EBH is a 'bot that 
  Jessie made. I should probably 
  leave him out.
<littlestar> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Cinga> keep
<Mark> ...any more, we'd begin to 
  snore!
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> My punchline was a good one 
  this week...
* Agent-D snores
<MissIzzy> me won't, she has coffee!
<PhantomChic> cut
* MissIzzy won't, she has coffee
<TLE> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about DIE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Keep = 69 %
<e_of_PI> You  make  me  dizzy 
  MissIzzy...
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
* Agent-D takes a big long drink of Pepsi, then wonders why the sev he did that
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<MissIzzy> oh no....
-> *majel* pick fast
* Agent-D sprays the thoorbile substance out of his mouth
* e_of_PI hates poopsi!
* e_of_PI likes choke-a-cola!
<Majel>  GBA asks about FAST 
<Majel>  "That clock's FAST."
* Agent-D hates it too
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> cut
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Cinga> cut
* Agent-D drinks Choke a cola and chokes
<_8_of_12_> This is the best one! ;-)
* e_of_PI really hates JC-cola!
<TLE> keep
<Cinga> JC: You wrote "Millenium" on the Sev Site! Argh!
<NintendoGuru> cut
* PhantomChic hates Coke
<GBA> I don't think I got it... :0)
<jc> cut
<GBA> cut
<e_of_PI> So they'll kiss again...
<Agent-D> guy, if the clock is fast, she has to kiss him again
<e_of_PI> And the scary thing, in 
  their flat it can be true!
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> Oh, right :)
<Mark> For Herm, that clock would be 
  perfect :O
<Agent-D> on the REAL midnight
<GBA> fast in that sense,h ehe
<GBA> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about FAST.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] 
  Keep = 69 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<_8_of_12_> YAY!
-> *majel* pick happy
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAPPY 
<Majel>  "At least it was a HAPPY 
  ending!"
<e_of_PI> cut
<GBA> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> neutral
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<Cinga> keep
<jc> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAPPY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [========================] 
  Keep = 67 %
<TLE> keep
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 22 %
<GBA> keep voting
<Cinga> Millennium is derived from 
  latin "annus" (=year).
<Blueberrie> keep
<Agent-D> Cinga really?
<Blueberrie> Yes
<GBA> ur annus?
<Cinga> Millenium is derived from 
  latin "anus" (=butt).
<_8_of_12_> lovely, Cinga. Thankyou 
  so much for making me a part of 
  this.
<Blueberrie> lol
<MissIzzy> and mille-thousand
<Agent-D> I really don't see how
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAPPY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [========================] 
  Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
-> *majel* pick next
<Majel>  GBA asks about NEXT 
<Majel>  "When's the NEXT Y2K?"
<e_of_PI> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
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<GBA> cut
<Agent-D> so they dropped the "a" and 
  added an "i"
<_8_of_12_> WITH A VENGENCE!!! CUT!!!
<jc> keep
<Mark> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<TLE> cut
<e_of_PI> This is not a question 
  herman would ask!
<Cinga> Half the world is celebrating 
  a thousand butts a year to early. 
  What a world.
<GBA> exactly my thoughts, e
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Cinga> neutral
<GBA> Sounds Wayney
<MissIzzy> cut
<Mark> See what alcohol can do...
<_8_of_12_> I'll be back soon.
<GBA> That's a great quote, cinga
<PhantomChic> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> Car accident, 8?
<littlestar> Raining fish, perhaps?
<Blueberrie> But it's too early
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about NEXT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [=====] Keep = 15 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [============================
  ] Cut = 77 %
<Agent-D> Cigna it may expalin why 
  some people were being so anal 
  about wwhen the millennium did start
-> *majel* pick perhaps
<Majel>  GBA asks about PERHAPS 
<Majel>  "or PERHAPS the beginning"
<Cinga> Hehe...
<e_of_PI> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<jc> keep
<littlestar> keep
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<MissIzzy> cut
<GBA> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<Mark> keep
<TLE> hello
<e_of_PI> Spontanous combastion of 
  the mayor of Warsaw?
<Cinga> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<sbara> back
<sbara> punchline?
<Mark> If Romans did not know about 
  0, how did they deal with the year 
  10?
-> *majel* check
<sbara> RAINING TROUT!
<sbara> cut
<Majel>  Well GBA, since you asked: 
  the current punchline is PERHAPS 
<Majel>  "or PERHAPS the beginning"
<Cinga> They wrote it as X.
<Agent-D> Tahts a diferetn situation 
  Mark
* Mark grins
<PhantomChic> I was hoping for the 
  X-Files quote.  "The world didn't 
  end."
<e_of_PI> We are now at year MM...
<Blueberrie> cut
<GBA> for you, sbara
<Cinga> I hate roman numerals.
<sbara> Can we get rid of 8 of 12?
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about PERHAPS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 
  46 %
<e_of_PI> The world can't end, it'll 
  all an illosion! We are in the 
  §evtrix!
<Blueberrie> No, it didn't.
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 
  54 %
<littlestar> Illosion (c:
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<Agent-D> no, becasue 8 is coming back
<e_of_PI> VIII of XII!!!!
-> *majel* pick sure
<Majel>  GBA asks about SURE 
<Majel>  "It SURE is the end of the 
  world as I knew it!"
<littlestar> hehe
<e_of_PI> tupos, tupos, tupos...
<littlestar> keep
<GBA> keep
<sbara> I AM 8 OF 12!!!!
<sbara> GITS!
<e_of_PI> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<sbara> :)
<Blueberrie> I'm bad at roman 
  numberals...
<PhantomChic> cut
<Cinga> Yeah! That's it! JC, you 
  *have to* make a Matrix parody!
<Agent-D> oh
<Mark> keep
<sbara> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
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<Blueberrie> Is L 50 or 500?
<Cinga> keep
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<e_of_PI> 50.
<Blueberrie> keep
<MissIzzy> 50
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> erm... back
<_8_of_12_> THERE!
<GBA> only you can because robot101 
  took off the oping feature for now
<e_of_PI> D is 500.
<Blueberrie> Ah...
<Blueberrie> Thanks
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SURE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] 
  Keep = 64 %
<e_of_PI> So CD is 400...
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<Mark> I is imaginary ... oops whong 
  time frame
<MissIzzy> yep
<_8_of_12_> Connection is for two 
  hours, I had to quit and reconnect. 
  I came back as SBara!
<GBA> tle,jonas, jc?
<Mark> whong=wrong
<JonasBashir> er... what?
<GBA> vote?
<_8_of_12_> vote!!
<JonasBashir> ah!
<TLE> yes?
<JonasBashir> cut
<Blueberrie> So was last year mcmxcix?
<GBA> you too, tle
<_8_of_12_> Welcome back, nice to 
  have you on the show!
<TLE> what?
<GBA> ok, nm
-> *majel* tally
<Cinga> Yeah.
<JonasBashir> Now it is MM
<Majel>  GBA asks about SURE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep 
  = 58 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<e_of_PI> yep...
<_8_of_12_> vote, TLE!
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
<Blueberrie> MM... Much easier to 
  remember. =)
<TLE> oh, ok
<Mark> MM, mm, good!
<GBA> well, right now it's still kept 
  anyway
<TLE> cut
<_8_of_12_> mmmmm. Oh, yes!
<e_of_PI> Agent 500...
-> *majel* pick worried
<Majel>  GBA asks about WORRIED 
<Majel>  "Really, I wasnt WORRIED at 
  all!"
<Cinga> As in MilleMMium...
<e_of_PI> cut
<Blueberrie> Heehee
<jc> cut
<Mark> cut
<littlestar> I have a sudden craving 
  for M & M's...
<PhantomChic> cut
<MissIzzy> keep
<e_of_PI> What? MASH ended already???
<GBA> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> cut
<GBA> :)
<Blueberrie> People call the show 
  Millennium MM...
<_8_of_12_> Yes. Yes! YES!!!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> It ended a while ago
<TLE> cut
<_8_of_12_> ooooooh, yes. mmmmm. YES!!
<e_of_PI> No, the ep that was aired 
  now...
<GBA> I ate the most amazing apple 
  pie yesterday
<Agent-D> cut
<Cinga> 8: Stay PG-rated...
<e_of_PI> Bye bye miss american pie...
<PhantomChic> Great ep!
<Mark> Could you email me some pie?
<Blueberrie> What ep?
<GBA> I can try, mark
<_8_of_12_> Sorry. What was everyone 
  talking about? :)
<Cinga> Warm apple pie?  ;-)
<Cinga> Rings a bell...
<littlestar> Maybe Vader someday 
  later, now he's just a small fry
<Mark> Love it!
<Blueberrie> Millennium?
<PhantomChic> XF Millennium
<e_of_PI> Drove my chevie to the levi 
  but the levi was dry...
<GBA> warm with ice cream and fudge
<MissIzzy> par'mach is like a peice 
  of warn rokeg blood pie-anyone seen 
  that one?
-> *majel* tally
<TLE> lol
<Majel>  GBA asks about WORRIED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [=====] Keep = 15 %
<Cinga> I was thinking of the movie...
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============================
  ===] Cut = 85 %
<Mark> ... next line  ...
<GBA> i only eat gagh
<Blueberrie> Yeah... Except it didn't 
  really do the show justice. =(
-> *majel* pick zones
<e_of_PI> These good old boys were 
  drinking whiskey on rye...
<PhantomChic> "No one likes a math 
  geek, Scully."
<littlestar> Spoo (c:
<Majel>  GBA asks about ZONES 
<Majel>  "And only 23 time ZONES 
  left!"
<Agent-D> oh yes, I've seen that one, 
  sen the got milk image?
<MissIzzy> singing this'll be the day 
  that I die...
<Mark> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<GBA> lol
<GBA> keep
<Mark> liplock!
<_8_of_12_> 'Saying soon I'm gonna be 
  a Jedi!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<JonasBashir> this one's great
<JonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> THERE WILL BE THE DAY THAT 
  I DIE!!!
<jc> keep
<PhantomChic> Never watched the show.
<MissIzzy> cut
<Blueberrie> Why does being able to 
  understand a simple mathematical 
  fact make one a math geek?
<PhantomChic> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Mark> Because you know it :)
<Blueberrie> It was good...
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> You need an ozzie 
  perspective to get this one
<e_of_PI> The day, the music, 
  died.... For I have killed it...
<Blueberrie> Oops, tupos
<Mark> Math geeks know their limits...
* MissIzzy will be leaving in thiry 
  seconds...at the current rate the 
  jdging session should still be 
  going when she gets back]
<_8_of_12_> BB: It was good for me 
  too! :)
<PhantomChic> For some people any 
  mathematical knowledge makes you a 
  geek.
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> Guy, fast things up...
<Blueberrie> Being able to add 2000 
  to 1?
<Blueberrie> ...
<Cinga> Bluey: be proud of being a 
  nerd.
<littlestar> Oops, brb...
<MissIzzy> bye
<GBA> You know, e, it's pretty isnulting that weird al didn't have even one song in 
  the 80's 100 best that was in the radio today, ha?
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<_8_of_12_> BYE!
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> BORK!
<Cinga> insulating?
<Agent-D> being able to do difficult maths problem would be seen as bieng a nerdish 
  thing
<Majel>  GBA asks about ZONES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Agent-D> and I get teh feelign Mulder was being sarcastic
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<_8_of_12_> YEERBORN DEHURDIE DE HUR BORKBORKBORK!!!
-> *majel* mode final
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Mark> Identfy yourself as a athlete or geek: What do you first think when you hear 
  the work Excel...
-> *majel* whatsleft
<e_of_PI> MASPIK LEBARBER!
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DIE [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FAST [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HAPPY [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PERHAPS [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SURE [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ZONES [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> vote4 fast
<Blueberrie> Simple addition is not 
  difficult
<Mark> vote4 zones
<_8_of_12_> FAST IS BEST! SOMETIMES!
<Cinga> Mark: hehe...
<JonasBashir> er... what is excel? =]
<PhantomChic> vote4 zones
<e_of_PI> vote4 sure
<Agent-D> vote4 fast
<JonasBashir> vote4 zones
<Agent-D> BB, I never said it was, I 
  said DIFICULT maths are
<Cinga> Doesn't that mean extra large?
<GBA> vote4 zones
<Mark> Be back soon...
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<NintendoGuru> vote4 zones
<littlestar> vote4 zones
<Cinga> vote4 zones
<Agent-D> exel is... oh come on {{:)
<e_of_PI> XL is 40...
<TLE> vote4 zones
<Blueberrie> brb
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<_8_of_12_> thanks everyone. Ahem 
  FAST!!!
<e_of_PI> Wer'e losing sevilians...
-> *majel* quote Prepare, for Sev 
  Trek is next. So stay tuned.
<_8_of_12_> VOTE FOR 8 OF 12!!! 
  FAST!!! :)
<Majel> "Prepare, for Sev Trek is 
  next. So stay tuned."
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  FAST scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SURE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  ZONES scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges 
  present: 11 High/Low: 7/1
<PhantomChic> They're dropping like 
  flies.
<littlestar> "Sevilian Casualties" 
<_8_of_12_> Yay me.
<littlestar> Sorry, Eight...
<e_of_PI> I would revote... but it's 
  futile...
<_8_of_12_> Wooohooo... :(
<Agent-D> medic
<Cinga> Where are they all going?
-> *majel* quote Zones wins
<Majel> "Zones wins"
-> *majel* mode off
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Cinga> I'm a medic!  :)
<_8_of_12_> Zones wins. Bah HUMBUG!!!
-> *majel* getpunches 149
<e_of_PI> Wer'e defusing sevilians!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 149, please stand by.
<Cinga> CPR, anyone?
<_8_of_12_> FINE! GO INTO OFF MODE!!!
<_8_of_12_> SEE IF I CARE!!!
-> *majel* getpunches 148
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 148, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<e_of_PI> JC, it looks like we've 
  pin-pointed the locarion of the 
  pits...
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-> *majel* nominateall
<_8_of_12_> ALL I WANTED IS TO BE 
  LOVED!!!
-> *majel* mode eliminate
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
-> *majel* whatsleft
<_8_of_12_> THAT AND TO WIN A COMP. 
  BUT NO!!
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ASKED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ASLEEP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COFFEE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DECAF [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  QUEEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHUTTLES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPAM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> Eh?
<Majel>  VENTED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<_8_of_12_> THERE'S YOUR SHORTLIST 
  FOR YOU> HA!!!
<e_of_PI> AT LEAST YOU HAD A CHANCE!!!
<Agent-D> ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE DAH 
  DHA DHA DHA DHA
-> *majel* pick asked
<e_of_PI> ALL YOU NEED IS §EV!!!
<Majel>  GBA asks about ASKED 
<Majel>  "I ASKED "Are we there yet?" 
  too much."
<Cinga> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, 
  THERE'S NO KIND OF ATMOSPHERE (c;
* PhantomChic begs everyone to stop 
  yelling
<littlestar> Sorry...
<_8_of_12_> I'm fine. I'm over it. 
  I'm cool. Composure. Baby steps. 
  Baby steps. Baby steps.
<Blueberrie> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<JonasBashir> neutral
<littlestar> keeep
<PhantomChic> cut
<littlestar> Err
<littlestar> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<JonasBashir> cool! I didn't miss Sev 
  Trek
<e_of_PI> Tam, da-da-dam, dadadadadam,
   ta, dadadam, dadadam...
<GBA> Gaby steps
<_8_of_12_> FAST!
<littlestar> Jeep (anyone remember 
  that?)
<TLE> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  GBA asks about ASKED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Agent-D> this would be a great line 
  for why Kim was thrown in the 
  brigg, had he ever been thrown in 
  the brigg that is
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 
  50 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<TLE> heh yes
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<e_of_PI> Gaby steps...
<_8_of_12_> flashbacks to Pits! 
  They're all out to get me!! All of 
  them!! AHHH!!!
<jc> keep
<GBA> mutes, please vote! it's close
<Agent-D> nope
<e_of_PI> JC, it looks like we've 
  pin-pointed the locarion of the 
  pits...
<GBA> keep
<PhantomChic> deja vu
<_8_of_12_> What a lo lo... locarion?
-> *majel* tally
<e_of_PI> They're somewhere in 
  Tonga...
<Majel>  GBA asks about ASKED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep 
  = 58 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
-> *majel* pick asleep
<Majel>  GBA asks about ASLEEP 
<Majel>  "I fell ASLEEP at the conn 
  again."
<littlestar> Hehe, the Pits in 
  Tonga...
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<GBA> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Cinga> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> Since when falling asleep 
  coused any troubles on Sev trek?
* _8_of_12_ looks for the point. I 
  just missed it.
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> cut
<e_of_PI> JC, Gabying?
-> *majel* tally
<Agent-D> yeah, we've never ahd any 
  problems with peopel fallign alseep 
  here ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
<Majel>  GBA asks about ASLEEP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 10 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============================
  ====] Cut = 90 %
-> *majel* pick bad
<_8_of_12_> FAST!
<Majel>  GBA asks about BAD 
<Majel>  "Asked the Captain if she 
  was having a BAD hair day"
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> Or being drunk and 
  passing out. That's NEVER happened..
  .
<Cinga> cut
<GBA> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
* Agent-D whisttels to himself
<e_of_PI> This line has potential... 
  It just not it.
<GBA> 8!
-> *majel* tally
<TLE> keep
<Majel>  GBA asks about BAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal 
  vote.".
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 
  50 %
<_8_of_12_> GBA!
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 
  50 %
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about BAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 45 
  %
<e_of_PI> PI of e!
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 
  55 %
-> *majel* pick coffee
<Majel>  GBA asks about COFFEE 
<Majel>  "I suggested COFFEE was a 
  non-essential item"
<JonasBashir> keep
<Cinga> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<GBA> wait, jonas, you kept the last 
  one?
<Cinga> Too clichee...
<TLE> keep
<jc> keep
<littlestar> cut
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about COFFEE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [======================] 
  Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
* e_of_PI says the real reasson is: 
  He said to many Ma'ams...
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> this is ridiculously close
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about COFFEE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep 
  = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
* _8_of_12_ says real reason: he 
  watched too much Captain Planet.
-> *majel* pick decaf
<Majel>  GBA asks about DECAF 
<Majel>  "I changed the replicaters 
  to produce only DECAF"
<Cinga> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<GBA> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<TLE> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<PhantomChic> Captain Proton, maybe, 
  but Captain Planet?
<PhantomChic> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about DECAF.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [============================
  ==] Keep = 82 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 18 %
-> *majel* pick queen
<Majel>  GBA asks about QUEEN 
<Majel>  "I suggested she wear the 
  QUEEN Arachnia costume again."
<e_of_PI> JC, have you seen the idea 
  about Gaudy's ISOR strip?
<PhantomChic> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Cinga> neutral
<littlestar> cut
<_8_of_12_> Captain Planet. A cartoon 
  eco show. Captain Planet, he's a 
  hero! Gonna take polution down to 
  zero!
<TLE> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<GBA> Who's this queen?
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> cut
<Blueberrie> You didn't see that ep?
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> From Captain Proton 
  epsiode
<JonasBashir> keep
<GBA> No :)
<NintendoGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> In our country we're still 
  waiting for VOY seasson 1...
<PhantomChic> Janeway's Proton 
  character--Queen of the Spider 
  People
<GBA> I know Captain Planet
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> Should do a Captain 
  Proton strip. :) All in B&W
<Cinga> Which country?
<Majel>  GBA asks about QUEEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [=======================] 
  Cut = 64 %
<GBA> But I've seen episdoes nonethele
  ss
<PhantomChic> :-(
-> *majel* pick shuttles
<Majel>  GBA asks about SHUTTLES 
<Majel>  "I asked where all of our 
  SHUTTLES come from!"
<e_of_PI> Me too, but not on the TV.
<PhantomChic> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<TLE> keep
<Cinga> cu
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> no
<GBA> Israel, cinga
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> John, lagging or Gabing?
<GBA> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SHUTTLES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Cinga> JC: What now about that 
  Matrix cartoon?
<jc> 8 - I would like to do a proton 
  strip - it'd be fun to do it in b&w 
  - just haven't come across an idea 
  I like yet
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut 
  = 58 %
-> *majel* pick spam
<Majel>  GBA asks about SPAM 
<Majel>  "I introduced Kneelicks to 
  SPAM."
<jc> Cinga: as soon as I get it out 
  on video, yes, I'll do some
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<jc> probably soon
<JonasBashir> keep
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> Neelix and Luf... Luf and 
  neelix...
<PhantomChic> cut
<_8_of_12_> JC: I asubmitted some ideas on the board a few days ago!!!
<Cinga> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> keep
<GBA> neutral
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SPAM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<littlestar> Spam, wonderful Spam!
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<JonasBashir> Maybe one from "Night", b&w and no lights... Seven and Paris looking 
  for a torch in the dark. It could get quite lewd... =]
<NintendoGuru> keep
<GBA> anybody want to change that?
<GBA> 3
<GBA> 2
<GBA> 1
<GBA> agent d? tle?
<GBA> ok...
<Blueberrie> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SPAM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<TLE> oh, sorry
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<TLE> keep
-> *majel* pick vented
<Majel>  GBA asks about VENTED 
<Majel>  "I VENTED Caffeine instead 
  of plasma!!"
<jc> keep
<GBA> same thing, tle
<JonasBashir> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
<jc> I like this punchline
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<GBA> keep
<Cinga> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<GBA> She would have executed him for 
  that
<e_of_PI> If the Forager would have 
  been running on Caffeine, it'd 
  explain a lot of things...
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<littlestar> Hehe, good point (c:
<TLE> lol
<littlestar> Spaced, perhaps
<TLE> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about VENTED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 
  50 %
<Cinga> I don't. I can't imagine 
  accidentally venting any relevant 
  amount of caffeine.
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
-> *majel* mode final
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ASKED [58%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  COFFEE [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DECAF [82%, 1] "Keep it!"
<e_of_PI> Or how about the Helium?
<Majel>  SPAM [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  VENTED [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<JonasBashir> vote4 decaf
<Blueberrie> vote4 coffee
<Agent-D> venting helium into her 
  quarters amybe, would explain her 
  voice
<_8_of_12_> vote4 SPAM
<PhantomChic> vote4 decaf
-> *majel* quote Please enter your 
  final votes now!
<Majel> "Please enter your final 
  votes now!"
<_8_of_12_> LOVELY SPAM! WONDERFUL 
  SPAM!!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 asked
<jc> vote4 vented
<littlestar> vote4 spam
<e_of_PI> vote4 spam
-> *majel* quote Stay tuned for the 
  final and spectacular Sci-Fi comp!
<TLE> vote4 decaf
<Majel> "Stay tuned for the final and 
  spectacular Sci-Fi comp!"
<_8_of_12_> SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! 
  SPAM!
<Cinga> vote4 asked
<Agent-D> vote4 coffee
<GBA> vote4 coffee
<littlestar> Go Spam, go!
<_8_of_12_> BTW, that isn't my 
  punchline. :)
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ASKED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPAM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  VENTED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 3/1
<littlestar> Go go gadget spam!
<jc> awww poor vented
-> *majel* cutfinal vented
<Majel>  VENTED now gets status "Cut 
  by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> JC, something intriguing 
  me... Is gainweight's first name 
  Sacherin or Caffeine?
<GBA> I'm cutting asked too
-> *majel* cutfinal asked
<Majel>  ASKED now gets status "Cut 
  by SevMan."
<jc> e 0 caffeine
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPAM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 3/0
<jc> vote4 coffee
<e_of_PI> In the §evchendizes it's 
  Sacherine...
<GBA> anybody who voted for asked or 
  vented vote again
<Cinga> vote4 coffee
<jc> e - yes, the official stance on 
  sevnames is the canonical sevname 
  is whatever I decide at that 
  instant of time :-)
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPAM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<jc> e - nice system, huh? :-)
<GBA> Coffee wins?
<_8_of_12_> Oh yes, very nice. A 
  little FAST maybe.
<e_of_PI> And what about your 
  illenialr time?
<littlestar> Tupos.
<NintendoGuru> vote4 decaf
<e_of_PI> I know.
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPAM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
-> *majel* cutfinal spam
<Majel>  SPAM now gets status "Cut by 
  SevMan."
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<GBA> anybody who voted for spam, 
  please vote again
<_8_of_12_> vote4 decaf
<e_of_PI> vote4 decaf
<_8_of_12_> vote4 FAST
<_8_of_12_> :)
<GBA> _8_of_12_ indicated a non 
  existing punchword.
<littlestar> vote4 decaf
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<TLE> vote4 decaf
<Majel>  COFFEE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECAF scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges 
  present: 12 High/Low: 7/0
<e_of_PI> you know, moving Gainweight 
  to Decaf had the opposite results...
<JonasBashir> now decaf wins
<littlestar> (but I liked Spam...)
<_8_of_12_> vote4 decaf
-> *majel* quote Decaf wins
<Majel> "Decaf wins"
<JonasBashir> woohoo! Mind control 
  works!
-> *majel* mode off
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<PhantomChic> Mind control?
-> *majel* getpunches 049
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for 
  Competition 049, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
-> *majel* nominateall
<JonasBashir> hehehe... poor little 
  Sev creatures... dominated by my 
  mind
-> *majel* mode eliminate
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<e_of_PI> What do we want?
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EYEBALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EYES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAIRDO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LARDO [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LARDO [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> brb
<JonasBashir> I controlled you to 
  vote4 DECAF
<Majel>  SKIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<TLE> spam tastes bad to me
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<PhantomChic> Pusher!
<GBA> hey, i changed that..!
<GBA> wait
<e_of_PI> Nice pun, john!
<Agent-D> I didn't vote4 decaf
-> *majel* mode off
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<JonasBashir> change the second lardo 
  for MAKES
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<GBA> that doesn't make sense!
<littlestar> She's sentient!
<_8_of_12_> No one vote for Makes. :)
<Blueberrie> Of course!
<GBA> The punchfile says that lardo 
  is now wanted!
<Blueberrie> What happened?
<GBA> but it loaded it this way!
<_8_of_12_> Makes is evil. Leads to the darkside. 
<GBA> oooof
<Blueberrie> ??
<_8_of_12_> I sense much fear in Makes.
<jc> do you want me to change the punchlnes page to fix the double lardo bug?
<GBA> oh, ok
<GBA> no, fixed it
<GBA> i had two copies of it, silly me
<e_of_PI> Why would an 8 foot tall woocie live with 2 foot tall ewoks?
<Blueberrie> hmm
-> *majel* getpunches 049
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 049, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<_8_of_12_> Pardon?
-> *majel* nominateall
* JonasBashir engages in a mind control trance for MAKES
-> *majel* mode eliminate
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<e_of_PI> That's the chebacca defense.
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EYEBALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EYES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAIRDO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WANTED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LARDO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SKIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
-> *majel* pick eyeball
<Majel>  GBA asks about EYEBALL 
<Majel>  "I've always thought about a 
  spare EYEBALL..."
* e_of_PI wonders... what do I want?
<JonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> What DO you want?
<PhantomChic> cut
<TLE> lol
<Cinga> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<TLE> I think this may get cut
<TLE> ;)
<GBA> neutral
<_8_of_12_> NG: YOU WILL COMPLY!!
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> :)
<Majel>  GBA asks about EYEBALL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 10 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [============================
  =] Cut = 80 %
-> *majel* pick eyes
<Majel>  GBA asks about EYES 
<Majel>  "Well, matching EYES would 
  be good..."
<e_of_PI> cut
<GBA> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NintendoGuru> ;P
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Agent-D> this was BEFORE he lost his 
  eye
<JonasBashir> neutral
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> AgentD - oh details, details
<_8_of_12_> NG: VERY GOOD, MY SON.
<littlestar> Oh. Oops.
<Cinga> cut
<e_of_PI> Linnear time!
<GBA> neutral
<_8_of_12_> GBA: YOU DIE!
<_8_of_12_> :)
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about EYES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 
  ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 17 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 17 %
<GBA> 8 of 12???/
<Majel>  [========================] 
  Cut = 67 %
<Blueberrie> ??
<NintendoGuru> :P
-> *majel* pick hairdo
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAIRDO 
<Majel>  "A HAIRDO to rival the 
  Centauri's!"
<Agent-D> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> cut
<TLE> keep
<GBA> keep
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> You know, JC, Vapor looks 
  really bad this week!
<JonasBashir> keep
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about HAIRDO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep 
  = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
-> *majel* pick wanted
<Agent-D> E that coz he ain't got n 
  cape
<e_of_PI> He looks worse than your 
  old cartoons.
<Majel>  GBA asks about WANTED 
<Majel>  "The opposite of whatever 
  Lardo WANTED!"
<_8_of_12_> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<littlestar> How positive of you, E...
<e_of_PI> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Cinga> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<TLE> keep
<_8_of_12_> This is so beautiful, you 
  guys.
<e_of_PI> You mean, G'kar wants 
  Morden IN his hair?
<littlestar> Haha!
<jc> keep
<jc> like this one
<_8_of_12_> Like beautiful music.
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about WANTED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [============================
  ========] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<littlestar> "You, in my hair!"
<_8_of_12_> This is mine!! 100%!!!
-> *majel* pick lardo
<Majel>  GBA asks about LARDO 
<Majel>  "Whatever makes LARDO unhappy!"
<Agent-D> OI!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<jc> I know, I know, I forgot the cape - I guess I was a bit rushed and plumb 
  forgot!
<_8_of_12_> THE VERMIN!
<Cinga> keep
<jc> keep
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<Blueberrie> keep
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> traitors.
-> *majel* check
<Majel>  Well GBA, since you asked: the current punchline is LARDO 
<Majel>  "Whatever makes LARDO unhappy!"
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> thankyou, BB.
<TLE> keep
<GBA> for this imgod2u guy
<Blueberrie> The other one was worded better...
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> That was yours?
-> *majel* tally
<_8_of_12_> The other one was worded better, yes. :)
<Majel>  GBA asks about LARDO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 
  ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep 
  it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] 
  Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
-> *majel* pick skin
<Majel>  GBA asks about SKIN 
<Majel>  "Do you have anything for 
  dry, scaly SKIN?"
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> cut
<imgod2u> which strip are we voting 
  for?
<PhantomChic> cut
<GBA> cut
<Blueberrie> SciFi
<Agent-D> keep
<_8_of_12_> Sci-Fi
<e_of_PI> keep
<Cinga> neutral
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> Sci-Fi, currently
<GBA> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<imgod2u> number....
<GBA> 049
-> *majel* tally
<Majel>  GBA asks about SKIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 
  ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's 
  cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 
  50 %
<GBA> cinga, you can change this? 
  imgod2u?
<GBA> 3
<GBA> 2
<GBA> 1
-> *majel* mode final
<_8_of_12_> 0!
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<littlestar> Blastoff!
-> *majel* whatsleft
<Majel>  GBA requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  HAIRDO [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WANTED [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LARDO [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Cinga> Um... what? I'm god to you?
<Blueberrie> vote4 wanted
<e_of_PI> vote4 wanted
<_8_of_12_> vote4 wanted
<JonasBashir> vote4 wanted
<PhantomChic> vote4 wanted
<GBA> no cinga :)
<jc> vote4 wanted
<imgod2u> change what?
<Cinga> vote4 wanted
<Agent-D> vote4 LArdo
<littlestar> vote4 wanted
<GBA> whether the puchlien will be 
  cut or kept
<_8_of_12_> This is just so beautiful,
   you guys. I love you. Except fot 
  DAVE!!!
<GBA> vote4 hairdo
<jc> cool - this is the punchline I 
  was hoping would win too (ever 
  since I read it on the first day of 
  submitting) so thanx sevilians!
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  HAIRDO scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  WANTED scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  LARDO scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges 
  present: 13 High/Low: 8/1
<_8_of_12_> AND GBA! :)
<TLE> voye4 wanted
-> *majel* cutfinal hairdo
<Majel>  HAIRDO now gets status "Cut 
  by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> Congrats, VIII. =)
-> *majel* cutfinal lardo
<Cinga> What did I change, GBA?
<Majel>  LARDO now gets status "Cut 
  by SevMan."
-> *majel* finaltally
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by 
  the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  WANTED scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges 
  present: 13 High/Low: 8/0
<_8_of_12_> YAY! THANKS, JC!
<_8_of_12_> I WIN!!!
<_8_of_12_> I WIN!!!
<PhantomChic> Congrats 8!
<_8_of_12_> VICTORY DANCE!!!
<Blueberrie> Cool!
<JonasBashir> Kudos dear Borg
* _8_of_12_ does the macarena!
* Cinga shakes 8's hand.
<Blueberrie> How's it feel to be a 
  winner?
-> *majel* quote Mazal Tov and 
  congrats, 8 of 12!!!
<Majel> "Mazal Tov and congrats, 8 of 
  12!!!"
<JonasBashir> argh
<littlestar> "It's cold outside...!"
<_8_of_12_> That's my third sci-fi strip I've won!
<littlestar> Congrats, Eight (c:
<imgod2u> exactly which strip are we doing, cause I though this weeks was Admiral 
  Quirk's last words
<GBA> wow... impressive 8!
<e_of_PI> There's no kind of 8mosphere!
<Blueberrie> I've never won anything. =(
<jc> 8 - congrats! That's no mean feat
-> *majel* mode off
<_8_of_12_> THANKS! :)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<jc> guy, could you send me the transcript and I'll put it online
<TLE> me either bb
<GBA> Sure, John
<jc> I've already posted 3 winning punchlines and am doing Sevlon5 now
<_8_of_12_> I'M THE CHOSEN ONE!
<e_of_PI> BYE BYE MAJEL!!!
<PhantomChic> Bye!
<JonasBashir> oki, byebye dear Sevilians
<Agent-D> ok folks,I have to be off now, I'm getting bugged for the computer see 
  you all around soemtime
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<TLE> ttyl
<littlestar> Bye, Dave...
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<littlestar> D'oh
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<_8_of_12_> Get ready for my prints order, JC! Quite a mission for you there!
<TLE> hmm
<_8_of_12_> Is it possible to get one of the Pits in the prints order, JC?
<Blueberrie> The prints are soo cool!
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<e_of_PI> John, have you seen the Gaudy ISSOR strup idea in the IB?
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<NintendoGuru> later, guys
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<TLE> ?
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<littlestar> Hullo...
<Blueberrie> Hi
<TLE> hi
<_8_of_12_> HELLO!!!!!
<Blueberrie> Hi, _8_of_12_, Cinga, e_of_PI, GBA, jc, littlestar and TLE!
<Blueberrie> Heehee... =)
<_8_of_12_> Hello, Erin!
<Blueberrie> I'd forgotten about that script
<Cinga> Hi there...
<littlestar> Hello, Blueberrie!
* littlestar slaps Blueberrie around a bit with a large trout
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