Session Start: Sat Sep 04 01:16:37 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' Uh huh! Hi Majel! *** NovaFlash is now known as SevMan *** SevShlamko is now known as Shlamko * Gizmo bows to the Princess of Sev. *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 031 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' *** lizzyc (lizzyc@sev-1472.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Hi, 'jelly!  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ACCESSORIZE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CHANNELS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  KNIFE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  UNDERWEAR [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WORDS [0%, 1] "Nominated." <_TomServo_> Have we found out what the baby is yet?  SevMan asks about ACCESSORIZE   "Some people just know how to ACCESSORIZE." keep cut let's go people! sevshlamko: no comment cut errr..what competition is this? Tom: no, have no idea - will find out in October what comic are we on now? Sci-Fi! SciFi keep SevWars sevwars keep keep i need music!  SevMan asks about ACCESSORIZE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % have you guys done any others? JC, have I told you Torn is a boring movie? wow what a mutes =] Just Started cut I would offer to sing, but you don't want that. Nope come on vote people =] <_TomServo_> JC: Can't you go for another ultrasound? leaving this channel... John, private msg Shlamko: I disagree. I got it out on video this week and enjoyed it (even if it is a bit nerdy) <_TomServo_> Oops, I missed it. <_TomServo_> cut Lets us all pretty fly like a rabbi! keep I liked Tron :)  SevMan asks about ACCESSORIZE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % Tom: Yes but it costs $150 and I don't think it's really that important to know the baby's sex  SevMan asks about CHANNELS   "He always gets his man... and 127 CHANNELS!" *** QuasarWave (edejong@sev-26642.telekabel.chello.nl) has left #sevtrek cut keep You shouldn't.... buy Babyhood though, I told you :) Tom; but we did talk about going back for a second one for a while... :-) keep cut ... I dodn't get it keep But you won't know what coplor clothes to buy! keep antenna, you know... No dummy... next time You need cable to get it cut cut shlamko: the antanea on his head! <_TomServo_> keep Bryan Adams - Summer of '69 cool song  SevMan asks about CHANNELS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % keep keep  SevMan asks about KNIFE   "He's a walking swiss army KNIFE, who wouldn't like him??" keep keep cut <_TomServo_> keep cut Nova: Do you know the song "Feel For You?" cut cut cut cut Uhmmm no i don't think i have that one , Gizmo keep I'm searching in vain for black - wonderful life I'd go for "Hey Bulldog" I swear, it's the most addictive song on Earth!  SevMan asks about KNIFE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 %  SevMan asks about UNDERWEAR   "He's not afraid to wear his UNDERWEAR on the outside" Never heard of it Who sings it? Gizmo: nothing beats Blue cut cut keep cut cut I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di... Yeah =/ Gizmo: care to send it to me someday? cut It was the bluetels This one if funny but hmm, maybe a tad too long? I dunno My main activity thses days is listening to that song while playing Lineup. <_TomServo_> keep keep This one IS funny but hmm, maybe a tad too long? I dunno (typo) cut What's Linup? GBA: Gilli Moon.  SevMan asks about UNDERWEAR.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % I don't find it very funny...  SevMan asks about WORDS   "He has such a way with WORDS" A game that came with this computer. Oh. keep keep cut keep !!!!!! keep keep cut I like this one cut I like cool songs from action games Are they good? Never heard of them, but I don't hear of many Wendy liked this one and wanted to keep it. I'm lukewarm on it personally keep It's funny! * SevMan puts johncook on fire....warm enough now? <_TomServo_> neutral And Dummy, I know it seems crazy, but it IS more addictive than Blue! I'll send it to you sometime.. keep No way. ok make it soon, gizmo! =]  SevMan asks about WORDS.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [===========] Cut = 30 % Do you know that during return of the Jedi, the gut in fett's costume saw into Leia's bikini? Impossible!  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ACCESSORIZE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  CHANNELS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  WORDS [60%, 1] "Keep it!" My life is that song! Gut? vote4 words vote4 channels vote4 accessorize vote4 WORDS chat in #sevchat guy... vote4 accessorize vote4 words # what? =) vote4 words MY life is that song! <_TomServo_> vote4 channels *** Robot101 sets mode: +o johncook Yeah, what? :) *** SevMan sets mode: +o Majel vote4 accessorize  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ACCESSORIZE scored 3 vote(s).  CHANNELS scored 2 vote(s).  WORDS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 no, I ment "guy "in "gut"  CHANNELS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." That's why I had the smiley...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ACCESSORIZE scored 3 vote(s).  WORDS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 cut channels and those voters revote johncook: my thought exactly vote4 words And all day and all night everything I see is just blue, like me, inside and outside... vote4 accessorize vote4 words vote4 words <_TomServo_> vote4 accessorize vote4 words vote4 accessorize John: Am I going to have to post the punchlines on the DB, or are you going to do what you did last week  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ACCESSORIZE scored 4 vote(s).  WORDS scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0  ACCESSORIZE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." ????? "Words wins" blue blue blue..my life is blue! If you didn't vote for channels, then there's no need to vote gain :) lizzyc - I'll try and do the punchlines now  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 130, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. You don't need to cut, it's a loser! *** NintendoGuru (nintendogu@sev-25107.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #sevtrek ok SevTrek now hi nintendoguru. sev wars has just been completed, working on sev trek now. although it does renforce the decision i guess  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ASPIRATIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BROW [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CHIA [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FUZZY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PERM [0%, 1] "Nominated."  POWER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevMan asks about ASPIRATIONS   "I have ASPIRATIONS to command." I like most of these <_TomServo_> So John, are we gonna get a new strip on the Trek site soon? Is there one up now? I like the "android's behind" one but it's gettin old... keep ... so SevTrek keep <_TomServo_> keep keep cut cut tom: woah, forgot to do that last week keep keep cut good batch of lines this week keep changed my mind New what? I'll make sure I fix that during today's judging session Oh, wait... johncook: you sevhead! =]] cut Lee! Lee <_TomServo_> JC: Cool. =) Oh. Yeah =] Lee!!  SevMan asks about ASPIRATIONS.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 70 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========] Cut = 30 % :) I'm having Sevilian Comp flashbacks here... * _TomServo_ wishes that he could /msg people...  SevMan asks about BROW   "And waste my furrowed BROW subroutine?" LOL keep Why can't you? <_TomServo_> keep keep cut neutral cut keep cut _TomServo_: try /query someone'snickhere keep <_TomServo_> BB: It keeps giving me this message:Message target change too fast. Please wait 122 seconds Why can't you msg? aah Oh. that thing again =]  SevMan asks about BROW.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [====] Neutral = 11 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevMan asks about CHIA   "Dammit, I'm a doctor not a CHIA pet!" cut keep <_TomServo_> SM: What's "that thing again". Chia Rhino would like this one JC, in the "best punchlines" section of sevtrek this week there are the punchlines of last week... cut <_TomServo_> KEEP keep cut I know... cut keep what's a chia pet? <_TomServo_> Dis one's awesome. it's that thing that says what you said IT's a Sevilian... <_TomServo_> A chia pet is a freaky little ceramic thing that you spread seeds all over, water constantly, whereupon it grows mutant green sprouty "hair". A little ceramic animal that's hollow and covered with seeds, and plants grow from it to look like fur  SevMan asks about CHIA.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Err, yeah =)  SevMan asks about FUZZY   "I don't do FUZZY Logic." ראש דשא? cut cut keep <_TomServo_> They're EVIL which is why that was so funny. keep cut <_TomServo_> cut cut Shlamko, you realise they just see gibrish? That one is close to my heart cut I know cut Could someone help with with a math problem I'm too lazy to do? *** johncook has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <_TomServo_> Giz: How high of math? Sure. hmm where'd johnny boy go this time? 42 What is it, Giz?  SevMan asks about FUZZY.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 % 47 Yes As long as I kow how... =) "awaiting john's return? =]" Tell us in #sevchat <_TomServo_> If it's calculus, ferget it. Comeone, go ahead.... *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Quit: Modern life is carcinogenic.)  SevMan asks about PERM   "That would violate the PERM directive!" <_TomServo_> keep What's (50+25+20+16)- 30? *** NintendoGuru has quit IRC (Quit: changing servers) cut *** jc (jc@sev-47853.powerup.com.au) has joined #sevtrek keep keep  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is PERM   "That would violate the PERM directive!" keep 81 cut pretty simple :) Are you serious? A calculator problem *** NintendoGuru (nintendogu@sev-25107.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #sevtrek <_TomServo_> Oh COME ON. THat's easy! 47 where'd you go John? <_TomServo_> Giz, ya slug, pull out yer calculator. it's 47 <_TomServo_> Crap, there's one on your COMPUTER.  SevMan asks about PERM.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % I just did it my head... I think that's the answer keep hmm I can do that in my head, no problem! I suppose I could go and dig out my calculator from in the recesses of my backpack.. Simple...  SevMan asks about POWER   "That would take POWER away from my irritability matrix." 81 I told you yeah, 81 lizzyc: I dunno, my ISP keeps disconnecting me. It's pretty annoying <_TomServo_> keep cut keep in a sec :) keep keep Giz, you're not too strong in math, are you? keep cut it's 47, I tell you! keep cut I'm good in math, just lazy! "we're voting...right?" poor jc right... 47.  SevMan asks about POWER.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  Now in FINAL mode. Why are they even giving you problems like that?  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ASPIRATIONS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  BROW [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  CHIA [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  PERM [71%, 1] "Keep it!"  POWER [67%, 1] "Keep it!" That's around sixth grade level FINAL MODE! Maybe fifth <_TomServo_> BB: True! vote4 aspirations Maybe fourth vote4 chia vote4 aspirations It's not for school... vote4 Chia Maybe college stuff Then what's it for? vote4 power <_TomServo_> vote4 chia vote4 aspirations hmm hmmm, i d vote4 BROW  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ASPIRATIONS scored 2 vote(s).  BROW scored 1 vote(s).  CHIA scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 3/1 <_TomServo_> You do math for FUN?!?!!??!? AAAAAAA FREAKY FREAKY - Aww... vote4 aspirations *** SevMan sets mode: +o jc vote4 aspirations Welcome to Computer Science... Just for the record: "Aboard the Voyager, there are three ways: Starfleet way, the Maquis way, and the Janeway". vote4 brow I got money from my relatives for my birthday, and I soent some, so I'm trying to figure out how much I have. Again?!? Oh. Now for the record vote4 chia  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ASPIRATIONS scored 4 vote(s).  BROW scored 2 vote(s).  CHIA scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0  BROW now gets status "Cut by SevMan." It's nice... :) <_TomServo_> vote4 chia Jeez, Giz... Put it in your wallet. Spend it. Soon it will be 0. "everyone that voted for brow, please revote" Personally I like ASPIRATIONS - it's cleverly worded  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ASPIRATIONS scored 4 vote(s).  CHIA scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 yeah CHIA is just a little clumsier I don't like either of these! it has a deeper meaning =] vote4 aspirations And aspirations is so Sev! <_TomServo_> But chia is funnier! LOL, Mark! vote4 chia it seems aspi won Personally, I would've gone for FUZZY but you lot cut it vote4 chia <_TomServo_> Bleah. For the record, I spent $30 at amazon.com yeah blame it on the sevilians =]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ASPIRATIONS scored 5 vote(s).  CHIA scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 sevman: darn tootin I will I hate spending money Its a start <_TomServo_> CHIA CHIA CHIA! aspirations is still at the top It's a close vote - should I get the Sevqueen's opinion? <_TomServo_> I like spending money too MUCH... Waht did u buy? The river? :) Sev Queen! One more mute to go... Yes, go ahead... "Your highness, were dost thou walketh?" Hive Queen! Go ahead, punk, make my Sev! <_TomServo_> Gizmo! You should buy "Akiko On The Planet Smoo" by Mark Crilley! huh? ????? Buy Speaker of the Dead.... No relation.... I'm reading it now <_TomServo_> Hey, it's a fantastic comic. I finally have money after being penniless and in debt all summer :) <_TomServo_> Speaker For The Dead is ok... Buy all 4 of Ender's saga! <_TomServo_> I like Ender's Game best, though. Buy Ender's Shadow! Yeah... I plan to read them all them  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ASPIRATIONS scored 5 vote(s).  CHIA scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 I have that one.. I got it the day it came out =) <_TomServo_> Ender's shadow?!? There's ANOTHER? Orson Scott Card is writing two more books of Ender. Sevqueen has cast her vote... ASPIRATIONS ok! Really? Is it good? Which was... Three days ago  CHIA now gets status "Cut by SevMan." <_TomServo_> UhhhRG!? "Aspirations won!" So there are 5 now? <_TomServo_> TWO MORE>! I love the Ender series! I bought the audio version of Imzadi, a Star Wars book (long story) and a book on religions..  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 128, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Yeah, it's pretty cool so far 6, actually... 2 trilogies.  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  COLLIDE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DISQUALIFIED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FOOTBALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GOAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  REBELED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TURTLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevMan asks about COLLIDE   "When sports COLLIDE." Star Wars, you Gizmo? Religions? keep cut cut neutral <_TomServo_> cut keep thats closer... cut neutral cut No, there's 5  SevMan asks about COLLIDE.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [==========] Neutral = 29 %  [===============] Cut = 43 %  SevMan asks about DISQUALIFIED   "He was DISQUALIFIED, but Steve's preformance got him onto the football team." As JC's caption, even is Wendy picked it, I won't choose it. GBA: I don't like Star Wars, okay? Gizmo: too bad =/ cut KEEP cut <_TomServo_> Giz: Try "Guards! Guards!" and "Men At Arms" by Terry Pratchett. those are AWESOME. <_TomServo_> cut keep I don't even get this comic, so I'm not voting. I know! So why did u buy the book? neutral cut _TomServo_: all of Terry Pratchett's books are awesome! <_TomServo_> Sevman: Not all. Undoubtly, buy The hitchhilers guide to the galaxy. hilers? =]  SevMan asks about DISQUALIFIED.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 %  SevMan asks about FOOTBALL   "Why FOOTBALL players shouldn't run track." yes, hilers! GONG! cut because...well, every time I see the book in stores I want to read it (I don't know why!!). And everyone kkeeps bugging me to read and watch Star Wars.. cut cut cut cut keep <_TomServo_> THHGTTG is funny, but I actually prefer Pratchett. cut <_TomServo_> cut So you bought it? cut Yes. Even though you don't like Star Wars?? A matter of opinion. <_TomServo_> What's the SW book you bought, Giz? cut Do what you feel like....  SevMan asks about FOOTBALL.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 11 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 89 % Tom: I'll keep those books in mind. Thanks :)  SevMan asks about GOAL   "Track and field GOAL." neutral "I, Jedi" keep * _TomServo_ is not a huge SW fan either, but he bought Ep1 sountrack... cut keep <_TomServo_> keep sith hits this shit ehm.. =] What's it about? BB: I figured that since I actually have money, I might as well buy it :) I, Robot is a great book I have the original trilogy soundtrack keep 4 cd's <_TomServo_> BB: Guessing it's about some Jedi... I don't know. But why waste money? I hate spending... keep  SevMan asks about GOAL.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 71 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [=====] Cut = 14 % keep cut *** NintendoGuru has quit IRC (Quit: We've replaced the dilithium with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice!) * _TomServo_ LOVES spending... He has 500 action figures that prove it! me too, but I got a lot of money now..and I've been wanting to read it!  SevMan asks about REBELED   "He signed up to play football, and REBELED when he got track." keep cut Never spend on an acquisition than you hve to. <_TomServo_> cut cut cut How much money? cut I think it's a good one, Gizmo.... <_TomServo_> This is too wordy.. cut What's it about? cut how do you make those things say messages when you leave the IRC? keep I don't know...but I got about $100 for my birthday from various people. Don't remembr, but it sounds familiar...  SevMan asks about REBELED.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 %  SevMan asks about TURTLE   "He was slower than a TURTLE but nobody dared beat him" That's all? brb I've read about it somewhere, I think Lizzzzy, will you post the winners later? I would never spend that much! keep keep keep keep keep keep <_TomServo_> cut lizzyc: me want instructions on HoF-U!! JC said he was going to do the comics right after the session Sevchat has died completely.... I know... btw Lizzyc, hang around after the judging session - I want to talk to you about HOFU RIP, sevchat We're all chatting in here. Weird. ok I don't care about chatting in #sevtrek I kinda like it HOFU? lizzyc: doing the updates right now. Already updated the scifi comic strip (if you reload the finalists page you'll see) saves me the trouble to switch =]  SevMan asks about TURTLE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===============================] Keep = 86 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====] Cut = 14 %  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  GOAL [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  TURTLE [86%, 1] "Keep it!" I agree, but still, poor sevchat "final tally now" vote4 turtle vote4 turtle vote4 goal vote4 turtle <_TomServo_> vote4 goal HoF-U = Hall of Fame update! vote4 goal vote4 turtle Oh Now, that would be useful ooh, close match  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  GOAL scored 3 vote(s).  TURTLE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/0 vote4 goal grr And besides, this way the next generations will read all of our clever thingies! Sevqueen!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  GOAL scored 4 vote(s).  TURTLE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/0 <_TomServo_> Oooo! Ooo! One for a tiebreaker! * SevMan chants : QUEEN!!..QUEEN!!..QUEEN!!..YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! shlamko: you want all your witticisms recorded for posterity, huh? :-) BB: I'm not going to spend it all. Actually, I'm going to start saving up soon. Turtle is funny Oh * SevMan takes tie, and breaks it in two perfect halves..not again! =] I'll ask Wendy. Hang on... I really hate spending... It wouldn't be such a close match if the guy from the strip was here... Now in Wendy Mode why, BB? <_TomServo_> Did anyone see my self-portrait on the Sev Forward site? Did you like it? Do you think it sucks? Do you think I suck? I'd love to know... =) it sucks. :) hehehehe It sucks, me docks. Sevqueen votes for.... GOAL!!!! It's... Interesting. my, you put it so eloquently, Gizmo.. yeah Ahhhh ok Goal!?! Oh. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  TURTLE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Blue: interesting? Ooh, that smarts. You should've just said it sucks "goal wins" Oh. Okay. It sucks.  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 138, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. <_TomServo_> JC: Actually, I find that interesting means it's thought-provoking. <_TomServo_> JC: Did you see it?  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ACT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BATH [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GUIDE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  READ [0%, 1] "Nominated."  REMOTE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TV [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevMan asks about ACT   "We can ACT out the shows" <_TomServo_> cut And now, the best competition :) Yeah, the Pits! cut cut good batch of Pits punchlines this wek :) cut neutral The Pits really outdid everything else again, John :) neutral yeah =] =) I love pits..reminds me of my room keep LOL  SevMan asks about ACT.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=====] Keep = 14 %  [==========] Neutral = 29 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % Gizmo: yeah, this storyline has gone okay so far. However, I'm looking forward to the next storyline which should take us to the next millenium (hint on what it's about) I don't want to be reminded of my room!  SevMan asks about BATH   "When was the last time you took a BATH?" I do!! Sounds promising keep keep keep A storyline going for more than a year??? keep keep I like my room, since I have so much time invested in it/ <_TomServo_> keep It's just a shame to cut punchlines.... GBA: I'm glad you all like Pits - being the first cartoon I ever did, it holds a special place in my heart :-) keep keep Actually, 5 months would be long enough... keep  SevMan asks about BATH.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================================] Keep = 100 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [] Cut = 0 % I hate my room...  SevMan asks about GUIDE   "Read back issues of tv GUIDE?" I still says the millenium will start at 1/1/01 But it's the only place I can be alnoe, unfortunately Well, I've cleaned up my room specially for Puam and Karen =] keep keep It does. It has a special place in my heart too, John.... so they wouldn't get a heartattack right away.. <_TomServo_> keep keep Yes, but what does your computer say? 100 keeping... wow! If you bother to think about it, you realize it starts in 2001! I used to abhor spending time in my room, but not anymore... cut cut cut cut  SevMan asks about GUIDE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 %  SevMan asks about READ   "Do you remember how to READ??" So it would have to go about 17 months... keep keep <_TomServo_> I like spending time in my room, but it smells weird. blue: is it? Is it really? Doesn't the millenium start from 0? So from 2000? Think about it keep keep cut keep keep keep I could never clean my room. <_TomServo_> JC: But we never had a year 0. Actually, due to a Roman error, it started 32 yrs ago... :-) LET'S NOT GET INTO THIS DEBATE! Talking about the end of the millenium, you're all invited for arrmagedon con. It's lost beyone all repair. According to Angus, the millenium starts at 2000, the 21 centry at 2001 jc: the millennium start at 00:00:01 AM 1st of january of 2001 I think he's right The millennium started in the year 1oo1! Err, 1001 There is not year 0 There was no year 0  SevMan asks about READ.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 88 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 12 % Err, yeah  SevMan asks about REMOTE   "Practice your REMOTE control skills." <_TomServo_> Y'know... I think I'd rather have my wisdom teeth pulled than discuss this... <_TomServo_> Oh wait, I AM! <_TomServo_> keep cut keep keep you are? Your poor thing... keep keep I vote for this cut cut You'lll be fine! Hopefully... y'ouch <_TomServo_> Hee hee.. Tom: how about we discuss the DB instead? Nah, Dr Chris isn't here :-) (I hope he isn't reading this transcript) And with luck, it won't swell much and you'll be able to eat solid food keep yeah, it hardly ever happens they make a mistake and pull the wrong teeth http://www.armageddoncon.org/ DB? I remember when my sister had her wisdom teeth out.. lol  SevMan asks about REMOTE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevMan asks about TV   "Same thing you do when there is a TV... nothing." Sev Trek DB! <_TomServo_> JC: I just wanna know what you thought of the self-portrait. You never answered. =) Ah <_TomServo_> cut keep keep cut keep keep cut Mine pulled out where not wisdom teeth... We should have a "draw JC's prtrait" contest! Just regular stupuid ones... I had a tooth pulled once. tom: I haven't seen it yet - on Sev Forward, you say? LOL, Shlam! keep foolish teeth, eh? hehehe Shlamko: let's not go nuts why not? www.finney.org/~erin/sevforward/matt.gif most of us have scanners.. * _TomServo_ plays with Zenigame.  SevMan asks about TV.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 %  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BATH [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  GUIDE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  READ [88%, 1] "Keep it!"  REMOTE [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  TV [62%, 1] "Keep it!" * _TomServo_ blinks. "vote4 now!" LOL, matt... Is the self portrait that black and white weird looking picture? <_TomServo_> l That's not that short... Only cut one... vote4 guide vote4 tv vote4 bath vote4 remote vote4 TV <_TomServo_> JC You gotit! Yeah =)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 1 vote(s).  GUIDE scored 1 vote(s).  REMOTE scored 1 vote(s).  TV scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 2/1 vote4 bath ehm vote4 TV <_TomServo_> vote4 bath  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 3 vote(s).  GUIDE scored 1 vote(s).  REMOTE scored 1 vote(s).  TV scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 3/1 tom: I like it. It's different, obtuse... weird :-) It's dumm! hmmm Do you really look like that? bath and tv then =) no it's not dum <_TomServo_> Ahhhh... It's so nice to talk to someone who appreciates minimalistic art. vote4 bath i didn't make it =] which one was yours? vote4 bath <_TomServo_> BB: It's a highly stylized caricature of me wearing my glasses. tom: as a very lazy cartoonist, I am a BIG fan of minimalist art :-) SO... You look like that? I prefer minminiminiminiminimalitic art. sometimes john does minimalistic art too...when he's running out of time =]] <_TomServo_> Yes. <_TomServo_> Although I couldn't figure out how to render my crewcut.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 4 vote(s).  GUIDE scored 1 vote(s).  TV scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/1  GUIDE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Ah yes, white cows eating marshmellows in a snowstorm art... <_TomServo_> So I merely filled in the shape of my hair with black. vote4 tv <_TomServo_> vote4 bath "bleep VOTING GOING ON HERE bleep" vote4 bath vite4 TV vote4 TV JC, hgave you thought about drawing the defunct only cloaked?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 4 vote(s).  TV scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/0 lol doesn't anyone else like guide :( <_TomServo_> LOL!!! <_TomServo_> THAT'S GREAT!!! <_TomServo_> John, you GOTTA DO THIS! Sevqueen again? white cows in a snowstroom? ROFL!! Save's you a lot of drawing... queen!!! =] Heehee! it SEV'S you a lot of drawing =] Shlamko: I think someone suggested this on the IB. I think I'll dig this idea out on a busy week :-) <_TomServo_> Oh, man, this is an AWESOME idea. You could draw a strip with the Defunct cloaked, and it can be one of those caption only things! I suggested it... <_TomServo_> Just two word balloons on a black starfield... Yeah, someone suggestd you draw the ship with a bbule coming out of it... Has everyone voted for this one? Do I have to get Wendy to cast a deciding vote again? I did... I am still trying to figure out the purpose of Deep Sev 9... <_TomServo_> vote4 bath Hey, JC, I know!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 4 vote(s).  TV scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/0 vote4 bath vote4 bath What's the Sevname for Stormtroopers? <_TomServo_> Stormbloopers. You could do another one of those mission thiongs using the Defunct <_TomServo_> Isn't it? sevbloopers =] thanks :) And you could make it cloaked =)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BATH scored 5 vote(s).  TV scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0 nothittingtroopers Ah yes, promoting your idea in all ways, ha? :)  TV now gets status "Cut by SevMan." "bath won"  Now in OFF mode. Now, if only it were to happen... "Standing by, logging enabled." Bye Majel! bye bye, Majel!! GONG!! Bye, jel *** SevMan is now known as NovaFlash hah bye Majel HGONG! my own nickname again Bye!!!!!!!!! blue: nah, I think people are getting sick of the mission strips as it is (which is why I waited so long before doing the DS9 one) - I will only do one more mission strip for Forager... Oh... Dumdedum! =] * _TomServo_ opens fire... DIRECT HIT! MAJEL IN A TAILSPIN! NO- SHE'S COMING MY WAY - AIIIIEIIEIIIIIIIIII-* Now thinking about it, JC didn't sevilized klingon or romulan ships... ...I thought they'd make nice intro strips in the next Sev Trek book Aww... But it'd be funny! "Target _TomServer_ locked....worm virus implanted, beta 47 flight pattern target Bravo Alpha Sierra Echo set." <_TomServo_> OOooooo! Shlamko! He could do a cloaked faceoff with the Romulans, Klingons, and Defiant!!! LOL!! Of course the way I'm going, it'll be years before I get around to doing the Sev Trek book but it's a nice idea anyway Then, do one for a Klingon (Klingoff) ship Maybe an idea about why did TOS's romulan ship had a painting of a birrd on them? True.... three balloons to fill... THat's perfect! A cloaked battle! haha <_TomServo_> Thenkyew, thenkyew... Because they're Warbirds! what about 2 cloaked vessels bumping into eachother? Lizzyc: do you have any questions about HOFU - you haven't replied since I sent you the files <_TomServo_> I like the battle better (but I'm prejudiced)... =) Well, I have to dash.. see you guys tomorrow at the chat!! But romulan birds who looked just like terran? you sent the files? Great idea, Nova! to what address? if you have any ideas suggestions, post them on the IB <_TomServo_> Seeya Giz! nod bye Gizmmmmm whoa, whoa. I never got the files JC I think the one you told me to send to. Hang on... Yeah... but keep it to one thread.... :) See ya, Giz! May the Sev be with you! GONG!!!!! The TRON strip was very close to my idea....I like it Bye! BYE!!! * Gizmo hugs everyone. I owe you a milky... Can whoever was Sevman email me the transcript please? Bye! *** Gizmo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) Lizzy: I sent it to lizzyc@cybergal.com ok, i'll check again, right now You know... it's 2AM and the JS is over... so soon... imagine two cloaked vessels, one klingon, one federation (defiant ofcourse) bumping into eachother =] Hmmm, only 5:00 PM here I forsee a big boom "Disabling interface..." while my e-mail is loading up, JC, how much should I give to each person *** No groups needed to be changed  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Sep 04 02:04:18 1999