Start of #sevtrek buffer: Sat Jun 05 03:54:36 1999 *** Now talking in #sevtrek *** Topic is 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonz one/sevtrek/judge.htm.' *** Set by Majel on Sat May 29 02:07:41 So I don't know where to stay. another brick in the road has been flattened out =] I'll tell you hi GBA! Yo! Good sev... Good ta see ya hi guy! stay on irc.eldar.org Not that I actually see you..but..vlose =] I mean..Close Robot101: it must be spunge =] sev.nl.eu.org is marginally faster, but really unstable * Gizmo kicks hotmail. Work, you stupid thing! But this one keeps getting worse... I'll have a while when nothing comes through, then I get a lot. spunge isn't even running hey it only crashed 4 times today =] Maybe I can just stay in both. *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o GBA GBA, can you type /server irc.eldar.org GBA: don't do it, it's a trap!! er... hangon * Erin ... you're all on sev.nl.eu.org aren't you? that's what i did, robot... traitors =) I'm on both. hehheeee =] may chanserv fart in your direction and sev.nl.eu.org set mode -fart =] what about cahnserv? Is it working? yes MINUS fart is fine Ugh =] Well, it's nice discussing servers with you all, but I get that at work all day *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ensignarry it is? weird *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gizmo *** ChanServ sets mode: +o NintendoGuru yeah sorry rrik *** ChanServ sets mode: +o rrik maybe if we changed the subject to err Why's chanserv opping everyone? * Robot101 is really testing sev's patience =) I dunno Sev maybe? so how was your day anyway? because its posessed =) actually I told it to *** Robot101 sets mode: +l 99 *** ChanServ sets mode: -l Oh, okay. hmm... My day... jolly good, tahnk-you Nova: lots of Novell shit today huh? why are you ordering chanserv to op all? And yours? ok I let you off, it is working... for now =) Novell? oh man...darned software.. so they all have ops he felt like it? * Robot101 considers akilling *!*@* for fun hmm ok, if that's what you think is the right way to maintain order lol =] Well, I don't think I'm lagging too much anymore... vote4.... hmmm *** rrik sets mode: -o rrik ahh... So I can get going. if someone bugs, I'll whip their ass =) finally majel's connecting Yeah, get out of here, Erin! =] *** Erin was kicked by Blueberrie (Blueberrie) ok relax people =] There. =) time to...djuddgjje *** QuasarWave is now known as SevMan yeah, what are we here for anyway? =) for fun =] When do we start? everyone please join #sevchat for chatting *** Majel (edejong@n546.telekabel.euronet.nl) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel And who's SevMan>? judge! if you're too simple to use two channels at once, please chat to DumbServ Oh. Duh, me! * SevMan is =) *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 018 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Didn't notice you. =) *** Gizmo sets mode: -o Gizmo DUMBSERV!! ow how intelligent a conversation I had with that chap! brb, gotta find some food why are people deopping? Why aren't you in sevchat? Guess they don't like being opped... Dunno. because..umm, because? you don't understand the benefits it gives you? =) I love being an op! *** Ensignarry sets mode: +o Gizmo Then why did you deop yourself? there you go, everyone esle, er well almost everyone else is And why aren't you in #sevchat? I GOT A MARS I GOT A MARS I LOVE MARS!! THANKS ERWIN yUM We really shouldn't be talking in here... I'M GOONNNAAA EEAAT IIT!!! *** Robot101 is now known as Robot102 * Gizmo panics!!!! Sevman, please tell me Majel isn't kaput the day I finally join again.... why isn't majel getting through here? ??? did she join through Dummy's server? rrik, in majel's own window everything comes through fine that was my problem once but here I don't see anything sevman: message target chage too fast? too many people talking to me, too many demands, too much to do, all at once! I can run it? nope no msg change too fast I think *** NovaFlash sets mode: -n *** ChanServ sets mode: +n does this help? hmm hehe =] ha ha =) *** Robot101 (rob@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 shouldn't make a difference I would have laughes heartily if sev.nl.eu.org had set that back =) oops, two 'bots on the same server *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Quit: Windows 2000: The REAL millenium bug.) lol =) hehehe =) *** Robot101 (rob@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 *** Robot101 is now known as Robot103 almost... dumdedumdiggidum uhmm we're all on sev.nl.eu.org right? I am *** Robot101 (rob@quadrant.mcnet) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 + yes No I belive most of us are right now yup wohoo! I win! =) Why? which is why I let majel go there too I have more clones =) that is, come here too whatever Eldar's faster For me Robot101: uhhuh...now just go relax ok? =] Do I have to bew there to see her? Is the John coming? no No and majel didn't get any msg too fast stuff No? he's busy with sometihng... hmmrrm weird It's on the DB.... so I don't understand why she isn't getting through I see... he added that with a bunch of other things well the db isn't on me SevMan I'll run it if you want Oh... sevman: connect majel to irc.eldar.org? I have three connections to the network and its not lagging at all NovaFlash, I tried that but couldn't connect hm well that's great well, maybe one second sevman: what robot101 said...? but who cares about that? ah, tehre it is... I do =) nope, I couldn't connect to irc.eldar.org are you calling me schizophrenic? no, are you? weird shut it! rofl =) No, a schidzophrenic But that belongs to TIZ there is no d in schizo ask DumbServ Oh, never mind! do you want me to run Majel or not? If you'll be SevMan too uh oh, lagions I hate it when I can't see Majel's window But here is a d in schidzo... no, schizo has no d in it why? s, c, h, i, z and o, but no d hehe But schidzo does! coffee has no t in it either yes, but its not a word =) yeah but the sev name for sisko is schidzo with a d..so..it is possible then i think that i guess that i thought that Yes, it is! Robot101 or 2 or 3, you're taking over? umm..what's going on? going for the post possible lag... 4 seconds from here to sev to eldar to hadesian to eldar to here Nothing. well, I'll run majel but I havn't a clue how to run her. Well, except Majel's not working and everything's screwed up. But besides that... Nothing. er, operate oh ouch I'm sure its not hard you did it before, didn't you? * Robot102 looks at his two clones Robot102: you're right, it isn't hard. * Robot102 points a finger at 103... DIE! You don't even know how? Not good. *** Robot103 has quit IRC (Killed (Robot102 (DIE!))) but... * Robot102 points a finger at 101... DIE! *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Killed (Robot102 (DIE!))) which version of majel do you have? >> Majel Message target change too fast. Please wait 126 seconds *** Robot102 is now known as Robot101 Hm, I don't can someone DCC? um Whoo boy. well http://listen.to/majel ? okies we're 20 minutes late :) whoo boy? is that accent? =] It would take a long to download her, wouldn't it? no Huh? no it wouldn't Majel is very tiny Oh. hehe I don't think I'll be judging today... imagine that like talking about a person =] Oh =( GBA: why? too tired? hmm In what way, Dummy? =) majel is giving me strange problems now hey look, instructions ok, close it I believe there's NOT going to be a jduging today ;-) yikes I lost control there is Blueberrie: majel's size =] Oh, there will... It'll just be *late*! she's giving me writeini problems WARNING: 4 MAJEL ON THE LOOSE Oh... Late is bad Ow! My eyes... Can't read that... *** Majel has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) *** SevMan is now known as Erwin How late? Blueberrie: it's red....to you it must be yellow or something i guess, mac is that weird! This is the third tim ein a row where I join #sevtrek after weeks of absence and immediately Majel is giving us this kind of problems!!! Wait, let me guess... 2 am? What is this?! Yeah, ellow. And it's not macs, it's ircle! I dunno. Maybe majel doesn't like you? =) Parental Seperation Anxiety?! rrik: then stay away =] no seriously, i don't care who runs majel, but operating her i can do easily (even without popups) * rrik likes popups Popups? This is late enough, bb... loaded yeah but this is not my pc, rrik.. indeed What time? 2:30 * Erwin dislikes doing without popups loaded? ah nice Oh. Wahtever. I mean 2:30! the thign is, i'm not tired... which is the bad thing... GBA: then..JUDGE =] I thought you were ten hours ahead of me... BAD? it means it's over sleep time... you know... the body adjusts... and then you become exhausted Robot101, one thing, nominate all punches with all 4 comps In the mean time I can tell you all that I'm in the process of learning Perl. rrik: how cool what's the time at your place, bb? Oh. Yeah. I stayed up until 4 am last night, but wasn't really tired... Then I was almost late for school because I slept through my alarm. =/ interesting how time slows down when you're trying to do something in a hurry =) yeah, me and rrik are gonna code Majel 3 in perl as a server bot now you can program your own db soon =] =) The next Majel version will probably run directly on one of the sevnet IRC servers 4:30 the night befire last I stayed up until four am :) 16:30! :) Robot101: cool =] I was thinking of hours and not minutes and slept until 1:00 pm :) Cool! I was almost late for a misdar... Rob : you got Majel.ini downloaded allready? I didn't know that that was possible with perl Actually, so did I. Two nivhts in a row... And the night before *that*, three. it's this stupid thing Or should I fire up something on my PC? yes, majel is running I haven't gotten much sleep lately. ANYthing is possible in Perl. BB: ditto rrik: well...then I really need to get some info on how to run irc bot in perl...i'd like to poke around with that too just to see what it does and tonight isn't helping much either! rrik: relax =] who needs sleep? =] Nova: it's all in the Net::IRC module how do I start it? =) ok thanks, then I'll have to figure that one out =] I do, dummy can someone send me punchfiles? say /init1 Erwin? punchfiles? =] AFTER you connected to a server! whoah I need the password I'm on it hehe not really necessary i think Don't look at me! I totally forget them! *** Majel (majel@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek  Now in OFF mode. *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel well..majel...FIRE!!  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 018, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. ===== uhmm PUNCH! *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 018 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Alive is good. yeeeey lol wahey! =) Good is alive. =) * Robot101 reads the files * Blueberrie kills good. (= !yehaW * NovaFlash kills ugly Is Alive Good... That leaves us with the Bad Okay. Bad is good. Wait... Gad is bood =] *** Robot101 is now known as SevMan Dude, I'm mood dumdedum.. ? you're mood? * Blueberrie ... Don't know aht that means  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CLEAN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NEIGHBORHOODS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PARK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PLANET [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STEAM [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STEERING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  UNDO [0%, 1] "Nominated." Whoah, a shortlist! this is interesting Darn short it is too.  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Bood. I mean, good.  SevMan asks about CLEAN   "CLEAN up in sector 5." cut cut i really don't know aht we're voting upon Go to the finalists page! cut cut It's the SciFi Dud Star comic we're voting me either... which is this? oh cut lol dud star =) cut oh yeah... wait vut ehmm3235 cut cut one more? you'll have to forgive dummy he's typing on another keyboard he's not used to my dad's keyboard so he keeps typing a v instead of a c  SevMan asks about CLEAN.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % Oh... lol au revoir =) "a clean cut"  SevMan asks about NEIGHBORHOODS   "There goes all the NEIGHBORHOODS..." =) keep cut cut cut keep Try to keep up the pace, Sevman! keep keep keep lol try to keep up the pace? this is the first time I've done this in.. years! Wait... Shouldn't that be "There go all the neighborhoods"? Years? ok, months =) if chosen it'll be changed I'm sure  SevMan asks about NEIGHBORHOODS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 %  SevMan asks about PARK   "Double PARK in *our* orbit, will you?" cut keep cut cut neutral vut cut vut ummm, Dummy? seems to me the sarcasm in this line is just not obvious enough lol =) not enough to make it funny Dummy you dummy Oh. you typed vut hurry up hehe It doesn't really mattter... jeep It's cut anyway =]  SevMan asks about PARK.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 17 %  [======] Neutral = 17 %  [========================] Cut = 67 %  SevMan asks about PLANET   "Death Star 1, PLANET 0." keep keep cut keep cut cut (even though its meant to be a dud star =) ooh, even stevens cut * SevMan prods the mutes bye bye stevens?  SevMan asks about PLANET.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % its a saying oh  SevMan asks about STEAM   "Oh, and cancel that "destroy the planet" order. I was just letting off STEAM." ah? keep lol keep keep cut wi didn't vote for planet! Never heard that... cut keep cut cut Yes, we did gee, keep up the pace... we didn't vote... make your minds up =) yes, i menat i... it was too fast  SevMan asks about STEAM.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % correction, you were too slow well, mr NOT IN SEVCHAT it wasn't too fast Yeah, we only had a minute for that one hehe  SevMan asks about STEERING   "It sure beats STEERING around planets!" whatever goes first =] keep I have enough on my hands. =) keep keep keep keep now there is a snappy line! keep keep neutral Yeah, I like this one. =) Yuo're talking to an experienced sevman here....  SevMan asks about UNDO   "No sir, there's no "UNDO" button on this console." keep gheghe first! cut keep I don't like any of them! keep cut : we've been there. Forager's Reset button and all. keep what's that about an experienced sevman? I'm also an IRCop, so button the knowall comments or I'll kill you. :P but that wasn't chosen, rrik cut  SevMan asks about UNDO.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % 3 mutes? hehe... aren't you snappy? come on =) GBA: for agood reason ;-) agood! alotagoodathingys! :)  SevMan requested the shortlist:  NEIGHBORHOODS [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  STEAM [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  STEERING [88%, 1] "Keep it!"  UNDO [57%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. ok, vote4 one and only one punch =) "I love it when a script comes together." vote4 steering vote4 steering vote4 neighborhoods vote4 STEERING vote4 NEIGHBORHOODS vote4 steam vote4 undo I don't like them :( dumdedum! vote4 re-comp that's an idea.... I'm going upstairs..HAH Why not? what you gonnan do here, NovaFlash? These are really funny ones!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  NEIGHBORHOODS scored 2 vote(s).  STEAM scored 1 vote(s).  STEERING scored 3 vote(s).  UNDO scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 3/1 We still have 2 mutes!  STEAM now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  UNDO now gets status "Cut by SevMan." me a mute we have 1 mute and 1 disgruntled judge revote hmhmh your problem =) vote4 steering yep :) vote4 STEERING !%@$%^ GBA: you''re right. "Mute" just doesn't do Gizmo justice. LOL! understatement o/t year Bad gizmo! Vote!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  NEIGHBORHOODS scored 2 vote(s).  STEERING scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0 We have a winner... steering! Wahey! =) of the year Wooho! hah, he can't help at all yeey =] what shall we do next? year  Now in OFF mode. hah =] let;s do pits! Sev Trek =) i have 2 punches there :) silence. or perhaps even of the "Minellium" Pits. Sure.  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 118, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in OFF mode. I have one... hey!  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. ===== that's minnellium that's my mom's pronunviation =] 2 n's For the first time in *months* *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 118 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' grrr I HATE C! =] v again, dummy But I won't win... I never have and never will.  SevMan requested the shortlist: in pits, erin? In any! Whoopsie. well, good luck...  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.  Now in ELIMINATE mode. ok, screw nominations =) heheh =]  SevMan requested the shortlist: lol  BLIND [0%, 1] "Nominated."  COMB [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DAYS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPIT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  UNDERWEAR [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WASH [0%, 1] "Nominated." Sevman: just pivk the one you like and get on with it =] Sevman: @ east give each line one nomination by you. Yes, i'm sure that was the reason... :)  SevMan asks about BLIND   "Are you BLIND? They go around our heads!" cut neutral that's not the pots keep cut :) keep the pots? funny typo pots :P indeed. one i'm sure john won't appreciate keep 5... come on people hurry it up yeahyeahyeah 6...# cut trrrring! 7 hello? I'm trying to find the strip..  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  Casted votes: 0 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 0/0 Johan speaking damn popup =) Hi Johan  SevMan asks about BLIND.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 % is that me on the other side of the line for you?  [===============] Cut = 43 % uhmmm... yes? neutral All say hi to your Johan.... good!  SevMan asks about COMB   "It's the next best thing to a COMB-over." Hi Johan cut cut (you said ALL) cut keep hi to your cut cut keep Indeed I have cut Forgive me, your Johan hmm no response...--vlivk-  SevMan asks about COMB.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [] Neutral = 0 % RRGR CLICK  [===========================] Cut = 75 %  SevMan asks about DAYS   "It covers up my bad head DAYS." cut neutral cut I wonder what happens if none of the punchlikes make it through? =) umm frozen irc? HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO don't know hi umm..let's get gong no, frozen people =) hehe gong? GONG! were we all just silent? One time we had only one make it through... GONG! yes indeed =] gong! agh my ping has gone gonggong? gon! then john tears the strip aparnt, adn eny he ever amde it bllbbl me want fried patatoes gong!!! now?! wow, look at the typos at that ah hell, sev.nl.eu.org is lagging seems my brain is partially dead hello? rob? no, it was just a sentence to provoke an extremely direct response oh hehe johan, are you still using icq? GONG!! *** Robot101 (rob@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 Your GBA is forgiven, your Lord uhmm his robot101 *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Robot101 Your dum is now in ichpat li gong gong gong! yes kill sevman? ga-gong! ok, GBA, Blueberrie, NovaFlash and Erwin are responding What? the rest... who knows? Bong? ok, giz, enough gongs Who knows... nobody knows... no, gong! no ping off Gizmo Do we ever REALLY know? you know, gong means one of those big shiny oriental chinese plates of metal that people slam on and get that hollow sounding dark and low metallic noise out of it. oh, sorry Erwin :( :-)  DAYS has the status: "It's cut!" Of course Now what I mean? yes, troi's mother servant had it ehm that wasn't the right command gee I suck at this =) rob, having problems? KNow what I mean? We all, umm, know that And a bong is wher you smoke,.... oh never mind... guess so  SevMan asks about DAYS.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [=========] Neutral = 25 %  [===========================] Cut = 75 % 6 mutes! "test" hmm this is ultimately weird *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) i just got a gazillion screens of text mutes are in the mouth of the speaker me 2 lag!!! its your dumb server's fault, dum gong..:) keep de dum =) or is that... the fingers of the typer cut aha? =] * Gizmo is going even more crazy me 3 sure..let's get on with it, where were we? Sigh... then you need big fingers goooooooong! hehe blong  SevMan asks about DAYS.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 % Giz...  [=======] Neutral = 20 % * Erwin takes mallet from Gizmo  [======================] Cut = 60 % CALM DOWN! Okay, I'll shut up now last chance... you fon't have to gizmo * Gizmo walks into the corner ans sits down vote now or forever hold your peace =) fon't? nice keyboard, eh? * Gizmo shuts up cut cut sorry, Erin, I'm just going crazy!  SevMan asks about SPIT   "You SPIT when you talk..." cut keep cut cut cut vut cut LOL it is really getting tedious now =] Oh cut cut  SevMan asks about SPIT.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 % I have to chech if mu keyboard has it's keys on different planets..and i mean places  [================================] Cut = 88 %  SevMan asks about UNDERWEAR   "It's no headpiece. I'm hanging my UNDERWEAR to dry." *** rrik has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) Dummy, you are on a diffenerent planet cut planet dum dum cut keep dumdedum =] *** rrik (hdeken@dc2-modem1386.dial.xs4all.nl) has joined #sevtrek keep cut *** ChanServ sets mode: +o rrik cut wrong button... we're on UNDERWEAR must be sleepy i have that too at times =]  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is UNDERWEAR  keep  "It's no headpiece. I'm hanging my UNDERWEAR to dry." cut UNDERWEAR okies SevMan there's a popup for that what? yes, that one I did use it =)  SevMan asks about WASH   "It covers up those hard to WASH areas." cut Popup? so I saw just after I typed that cut cut cut (suffice to say underwear was cut =) BB: It's Sevmen talk cut cut Oh boy, this strip was a bit of a.... :) * Gizmo is yelling out "GONG!" and her mom is looking at her strangly.. You are??? understandable =) a bit of a smiley? mIRC has these customizable popups that create shortcuts for all kinds of mIRC commands  SevMan asks about WASH.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 % Yeah...she just said I was crazy :)  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % * SevMan shudders Oh... Kinda like ircle's shortcuts and buttons? Got it. I know whats gonna happen now well, you are...  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BLIND [38%, 1] "Keep for now." hah! Blueberrie: kinda like that Oh well, that's easy Blueberrie: but then different =] Well... It happened again! i find that to be a compliment, oh Gizmo BLIND is the one we hate the leasyt y=t er... -t =) Boy, I would have liked to cut that one as well! It is a compliment, Guy :) Yeah... But.. keep uyh lets cut it and let JC or wendy choose one =) hmm Let's see if JC can get himself out of an ALL-CUTTER! why BLINd is funny Re-comp! LOL because we don't like any of these ones =) And it won! Whose idea was it anyway? :) BLIND is too lame. I do I like BLIND Sevilia should be able to do better than BLIND!  SevMan asks about BLIND   "Are you BLIND? They go around our heads!" * Gizmo shudders  SevMan asks about BLIND.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [=========] Neutral = 25 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % in fact, I like BLIND a lot Maybe the SevQueen cut a few lines too many? ack! ... * Ensignarry groans its kinda not like we like it too much neutrals make your mind up =) oh this is bad... You know, people, this is in the transcript. whoever wrote BLIND might be reading this. I like it! that applies to any punchline geez, a puchline chosen with 3 keepers! so? and I'm literally going insane! What about the other 5 persons? The y got cut ! what about the people who's punchline didn't even get here to be spurned? =) (s)he'll just read everyone being honest * Blueberrie is a hypocrite, but doesn't care. =) nothing wrong with that oh fine, move on what about the people who couldn't think of a pucnhlien for this?  Now in OFF mode. Yeah, move on! * Gizmo wonders if this is just a normal session, with Giz going crazy, as usual :) What aboutr them?  Now in OFF mode. The sun is starting to rise here already, if we don''t make a hurry now! Normal? Nah.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 116, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. ===== ertyuijok;l'; *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 116 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' 6785798ktrudkww56h umm..sorry  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist: In short: this week's Twist is way better than the Sev Trek!  SevMan requested the shortlist: ah yes, i agree completely gix  DRIPPING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MODESTY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SCANDAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SHAMELESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SHOW [0%, 1] "Nominated." yes, it is I *love* Scandal! gix? It's, umm... Okay. Woe the day that SevTrek was outlamed by a rehashed Twist! i meant, to bb's question... but also to rik's... i guess...  SevMan asks about DRIPPING   "After years of the constant DRIPPING, the poor plug went mad!" I really liked the Sci-Fi punches for this week. keep rrik: oh vome on =] cut cut keep vome? cut cut Chome? Nova: the Fungi Headpiece made me comit! with a c from c Come. Well, I happen to like this Sev Trek a lot This Twist however doesn't really do it for me lol Same here.  SevMan asks about DRIPPING.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 %  SevMan asks about MODESTY  hehe rrik, rrik..you're nuts =]  "When MODESTY goes down the drain." cut cut keep cut cut I'm in the mood for puns! I'm the mood for Gongs! cut Sleep deprivation can do that to a man. gong! I'm not. * SevMan bangs Gizmo over the head with a sheet of brass.... >GONG!< LOL!! BALONGA! * Gizmo staggers away that's gotta hurt  SevMan asks about MODESTY.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 17 %  [] Neutral = 0 % I'll be heading off now...  [==============================] Cut = 83 %  SevMan asks about SCANDAL   "The latest SCANDAL to hit the bathroom since the terrible divorce of the shampoo and conditioner." keep keep come on we all love this one =) I'll be nodding off.... you're head's gonna fall off? keep KEEP KEEP KEEP! * Blueberrie slaps Gizmo around a bit with a large gong keep krrp Well, it has once already... although kinda childish keep uhmm see ya, Ensign! keep * Gizmo hugs TLE see you, I'll be on ICQ if you want me for anytihng... bye keep :-) if I said my dad was glowering at me, and I had to go... where would that leave you? =) Bye bye * Ensignarry hugs Gizmo In trouble? see you GBA bye man quite... and everyone esle here I guess * NovaFlash kicks rrik to stay awake *** Ensignarry has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)  SevMan asks about SCANDAL.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================================] Keep = 100 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [] Cut = 0 % be quick, I'll finish this comp and go see ya, Guy! Remember to GONG!  SevMan asks about SHAMELESS   "SHAMELESS plug." cut cut too obvious keep How could JC put that one on the finalist page!?!?! hurry up! how SHAMELESS! keep Kissing up to JC. =) keep keep * SevMan hops up and down * Gizmo gongs! maybe these were the only 5 =) but there's still Pits  SevMan asks about SHAMELESS.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevMan asks about SHOW   "SHOW Stopper" keep the PUN I'll stay until the end of Twist, then I have to go before I pass out or something cut cut keep yeah right on rrrrrrrik No... cut cut Stay for Pits and vote for me! keep What's wrong, anyway, Giz? *** Retrieving #sevtrek info... Giz keeps hearing this gong in her head switch off now rob... second time no, pits is the most important! I feel really really weird, and I'm freaking out I gotta get off before he reaches for the power plug  SevMan asks about SHOW.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 %  SevMan requested the shortlist: why do you have to switch off anyway?  SCANDAL [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  SHAMELESS [67%, 1] "Keep it!" No! its 1:17 am You gotta stay for Pits!  Now in FINAL mode. ok ppl... vote4 shameless you could always do Pits manually vote4 scandal vote4 shameless vote4 scandal vote4 Scandal Ya know, it's be kinda pointless if this one won... vote4 shamelss vote4 shameless We already have a strip with Shameless plug. why? vote4 scandal I love Scandal! So the choice is obvious. yeah, but i would have voted for the show stopper If shameless wins JC will probably overrule it. vote for scandal, everyone!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SCANDAL scored 4 vote(s).  SHAMELESS scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0 phew cyas  Now in OFF mode. bye!  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... *** Majel (majel@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has left #sevtrek (Be advised: Majel is no longer watching your language!) Good Seeeeeev! and GONG! What??? GONG! bye Pits!!! *** SevMan has quit IRC (Quit: Windows 2000: The REAL millenium bug.) But... but... Pits! Shall I pitch in?! pits in? =] Pits... =( * Gizmo chants "Pts! Pits! Pits! GONG!" * Blueberrie slaps Gizmo around a bit with a large gong I would if I could, but you all saw I can't so I won't *** Majel (hdeken@dc2-modem1386.dial.xs4all.nl) has joined #sevtrek  Now in OFF mode. *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel gee, thanks Erin :) I had a finalist in Pits! And Guy had two!  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 126, please stand by. *** rrik is now known as Sevman  Retrieval complete. No prob =)  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. ===== *** MrThou (nintendogu@user-2ivfh8h.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #SevTrek *** MrThou has quit IRC (Quit: Pong 3.0 by CyberThor - www.iswat.com/pong/) *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 126 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Phew. Thanks *** Ensignarry (geckos21@pool-2-40.nev.mo.ipa.net) has joined #sevtrek GONG!!!!! Hello, I returned Yo!  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  Sevman requested the shortlist:  DUMP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ROOMMATE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SLAP [0%, 1] "Nominated." gong gong gong!  OK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WHO [0%, 1] "Nominated." No,  BONG! Just in time for Pits, Josh :)  Sevman asks about DUMP   "Do I get to DUMP him now?" keep keep keep keep keep * Gizmo whispers to Erin "Which one is yours?" josh? keep keep That's a hebrew name.... Not this one, unfortunately yeah, josh  Sevman asks about DUMP.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================================] Keep = 100 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [] Cut = 0 % this one is mine :)  Sevman asks about ROOMMATE   "Never mind you! Is that ROOMMATE of yours single?" keep keep keep keep cut just goes to show: sex sells  Sevman asks about ROOMMATE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=============================] Keep = 80 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=======] Cut = 20 % Sevilia: May I have your votes please! okok you all know my vote! GONG! keep *** Gizmo is now known as Gong gong mad gnog? did u watch the eurovision?  Sevman asks about SLAP   "When do I get to SLAP him?" gong! cut cut nope like your list of nicknames wasn't long enough already cut this one yours, Erin? cut cut True, Erwin :) No, but I heard *all* aobut it! huh? Happy Birthday Johan!  Sevman asks about SLAP.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 % Happy Birthday Johan!  [====================================] Cut = 100 % ¿huh Happy Birthday Johan... Happy Birthday Johan... in a week I gotta go now, sorry! uh, waht's going on? I'm going insane! Happy SEVDAY! that's still 6 days  Sevman requested the shortlist:  DUMP [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  ROOMMATE [83%, 1] "Keep it!"  OK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WHO [0%, 1] "Nominated." hmm STRAIGHT should be in there! see all of you later!  Sevman asks about OK   "OK go ahead, i'll try to keep a STRAIGHT face." And Erin, I hope you win! keep cut ah bye Sure, you do... You too, Guy :) Good luck! little glitch in the punchfile creator? keep :) cut oh in a week =] cut I do!! cut bye> ? hmmm, OK seems to be STRAIGHT and that sems to work just OK nuff puns now? keep No, you don't Creator chose the first word in allcaps: OK yep  Sevman asks about OK.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % Happy Birthday to Erin Good Sev!! Happy Birthday to Erin  Sevman asks about WHO   "WHO am I supposed to be again?" Happy Birthday to Erin... Happy Birthday to Erin... Good Sev? yes =] I doesn't allow for only one letter (as in I) but 2 it counts keep i\last month! keep keep keep Oh, jeez... what about me? :( keep Happy SevDay to Gong, in August!  Sevman asks about WHO.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================================] Keep = 100 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [] Cut = 0 %  Sevman requested the shortlist:  DUMP [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  ROOMMATE [83%, 1] "Keep it!"  WHO [100%, 1] "Keep it!" okay, see you later! I don't think you'd call it SevDay if you knew the meaning  Now in FINAL mode. hehe GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG! well i think sev is appropiate =] please place your bets on DUMP now *** Gong (emily@dialups-278.fairbanks.ptialaska.net) has left #sevtrek vote4 who vote4 roommate lol vote4 DUMP either dump or who... :) buy dump Birthdays are pretty sevloid, actually mm vote4 dump or roommate, was that oyurs erin? vote4 who  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DUMP scored 2 vote(s).  ROOMMATE scored 1 vote(s).  WHO scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 7 High/Low: 2/1 hmm, could we identify them muters? you realise what just happened here? What? That fact that you're tied with yourself? yikes that must hurt :) I gotta go, this time maybe for good.... see ya! :-) *** Ensignarry has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)  ROOMMATE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Ah, sev!  Sevman requested the shortlist:  DUMP [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  WHO [100%, 1] "Keep it!" Congrats, Guy... =/ it;s getting very quiet in here  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DUMP scored 2 vote(s).  WHO scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 4 Judges present: 6 High/Low: 2/0 thanks... i didn't knwo waht's yours.... sorry you didn't win vote4 DUMP I sense a very desinterested jury on this channel! vote4 who] 'sokay... I voted already It wasn't a very good one, anyway 'snot! =/  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DUMP scored 3 vote(s).  WHO scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 6 High/Low: 3/0 it was roommate! actually, a good one Yeah Oh... Thanks. geez i;m having fun with some very weird stuff with quake2 here =] the one i liked second best... together with dump... Ah.. from teh finalists that is >>> I'm not announcing a clear winner here. I'll send the log to JC and then The Crooks can make the final judgement. (Nu typo there!) nu typo? LOL!!! Okay NO type in Crooks anyway! Nu typo, huh? Sure... NO typO in Crooks anyway! I hope Rob doesn't forget to mail his part lol NU means NOW =] NOW typo there this was a cool one... Dude, I feel the same way, too I got it all in my log, so JC will have the whole thing Kinda like "All spelling errors are to be ingored" I'll never forget that one... =) Good Sev every one Okay who said that? yes good sev =] good sev Good sev This SevMan is a goner!  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... *** Majel (hdeken@dc2-modem1386.dial.xs4all.nl) has left #sevtrek (Be advised: Majel is no longer watching your language!) perhaps we should run a spellchecker over the logs =] *** Sevman is now known as rrik what would it think of "GONG!" =] hmmm replace it by going? Well, actually, it's from a Ratliff story. uhm *** Erwin is now known as QuasarWave Gong is a word.. It appears I don't have the log for the 1st 3 competition after all! Oh. Could someone dig up a log for today? don't know about that... Well, Rob has it... i can copy paste here About what? BB: could you email it to JC or to me? —ah. All I have left in my screen is Pits, anyway. =/ that would be to hdeken@xs4all.nl I don't have a log! try \mirc\#sevtrek.log I have a log, rig... :-) :) sorry never mind I can make a log of Pits and everything we've said after that, but everything before it is lost. That is actually a new rhyme to my name i can copy paste all! the others aren't as flattering BB: GBA has got it all Oh. Kay GBA: will you send it to me? sure ok let me see if it works gba : dom]t copy paste it herer!! + NO DONT DCC or Email! ofocourse not what do you mean? :) pheew! Noi!!! hehe No i'm not sure if i can do it... What? how do i copy paste everything? you mean: fromout the MIRC window? indeed You just select it and do control c while still holding the mouse button down. I think. try \Buffer\Save in the system menu of MIRC I don't use mIRC very often, so I'm not sure... Oh maybe I've got it all there as well? Nope, I pushed a wrong button halfway down the session and cleared all of my buffer then GBA: did you find the buffer/save option in the menu? still searching \ it's left-next to the \File entry in the menu the tiny window icon just below the mirc tiny icon ÷„¾ i don't have that icon windows 3.11? no... :) hmm version > 5.41 ? yes try the keyboard: ALT-SPACE and then CURSOR-RIGHT End of #sevtrek buffer Sat Jun 05 03:54:36 1999