Session Start: Sat Apr 17 01:06:17 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' Welcome :) how do you do sevchat Welcome, oh princess of Sevdom! ok, guys just for the record, you have greetings from my girlfriend... Ok, we'll start with Sev Trek this time type /join #sevchat Good §ev all Gee thanks girlfriend of puam =] Please keep the chatting in #sevchat cyber, use /join #sevchat in your status window Here's how we'll deal with Trek Sev Trek? That's the voting system today... I've nominated all the punchlines Well keep/cut all of them at least that's the same And then we'll see which got the highest percentages sounds good THEN what? ok and then use the ones with the highest percentages * Puam sighs so we go to eliminating right away I was hoping we might have more judges as that would make the cut/keeping more "accurate" So, no "vote4"? If you have any friends online on ICQ, invite them to join in now  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ACQUIRE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  AD [0%, 1] "Nominated."  AUTOGRAPHS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BALD [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BEAM [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BET [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BRIBE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CARPE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CONTINUITY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DOUBLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ECONOMY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HEARING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HONESTY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LAW [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LIVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LOANS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PLASTIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."  POLICY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PROSPER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SMALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPINOFF [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPONGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TRASH [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WARRANTY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. i came hehe jc, am i allowed to put up another irc window for my brother and vote in there too WITH MY BROTHER'S vote?? nova: as long as it's not just yours Would that work? okidoki oh, you've got loads of Pcs,though, haven't you? Johan, Marco or Robbert? Marco ah 25 punches, let's get started Johan, is he coming? yeah, but you know the connection on my other pc... oh well, he'll miss the first punchlines then too bad, he can read them here =] no big deal, just start...  SevMan asks about ACQUIRE   "ACQUIRE before you retire" cut keep is the first round, right? yes K keep *** Joins: Engel-Ogen (engel-ogen@Jlm-155-182.access.net.il) cut so i say keep cut or neutral? cut keep Cyber: yep Hi EO! keep keep JUST IN TIME! keep ok keep keep cut hi guy keep =] Hi there cut HI GUY!! *** Joins: WaRNiNG (novaflash@10.0.0.2) GooD SeV aLL!! neutral :-) *** WaRNiNG is now known as SSW I really jusyt woke up, st the alarm clock for this, I'm falling off my feet here he hi marco =] SSW? What does that stand for? siupper software hehehe =] super software not surprising, Guy it must be pretty late for you ah that keyboard guy: what time is it there?  SevMan asks about ACQUIRE.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [===========] Cut = 31 % =] yeah, after 2:00 am shouldn't you be chatting in sevchat :) how do i vote? just type cut keep? chat in sevchat Ask Johan yeah.... or N e u t r a l I'm impressed - that's devotion (that goes for all the European sevilians also) *** Puam sets mode: +o Engel-Ogen SSW: "keep" "cut" or "neutral" I'm so tired..I can't think. I was a zombie today at school. Cut to say you hate it good point :] :) SSW: correct keep to say you like it ok, chatting to #sevchat now  SevMan asks about AD   "Your AD here!" aye sir keep keep keep keep cut keep cut keep cut keep keep * Puam will be monitoring! keep keep cut what dous ad mean? keep advertisement advert advertisment advertisment=reclame * NovaFlash will try to get marco in sevchat =] there you have your answer :-) thank you all  SevMan asks about AD.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 71 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 29 %  SevMan asks about AUTOGRAPHS   "Don't give AUTOGRAPHS at conventions. Sell them." keep keep cut ckeep neutral cut cut keep keep keep keep cut keep keep neutral  SevMan asks about AUTOGRAPHS.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 54 %  [=====] Neutral = 15 %  [===========] Cut = 31 %  SevMan asks about BALD   "BALD captains are bad for business!" cut cut cut neutral keep cut cut cut ohh, #sevhcat is too distrakting! cut cut keep cut neutral keep well, close it down then cut you get used to it you don't AHVE to vhat as well  SevMan asks about BALD.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [=====] Neutral = 13 %  [========================] Cut = 67 %  SevMan asks about BEAM   "Never BEAM down in a red shirt." keep cut cut cut keep cut keep neutral cut red shirt? keep cut cut Johan, fill him in cut The ones who get always killed... okidoki cut  SevMan asks about BEAM.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [=======================] Cut = 64 %  SevMan asks about BET   "Never BET when you can't fix the results." keep keep cut cut cut keep neutral keep neutral cut I wonder where Erin is.. cut keep keep Maybe she's having problems with her new connection keep  SevMan asks about BET.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [=============] Cut = 36 %  SevMan asks about BRIBE   "If you can't beat them, BRIBE them!" keep keep keep Sorry I had to get to the door... keep cut cut keep keep keep keep keep cut keep haaha keep um keep SSW that doesn't work SSW, say keep first keep haaha ? that works better Did my "keep" for BET make it on time? =] hehe yeah bwahahaha!!! ;)  SevMan asks about BRIBE.  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=============================] Keep = 80 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=======] Cut = 20 %  SevMan asks about CARPE   "CARPE Latinum." keep keep cut cut huh? neutral keep keep cut ke don't get teh refrence keep neutral its carpe diem Which word? originally "carpe diem" latin for capture the day I'll have to choose a sevname for latinum but I still like this one (seize the latinum) - very clever wht does that mean? Seize the latinum cut keep keep keep cut oow i get it keep  SevMan asks about CARPE.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==========] Cut = 29 % cut  SevMan asks about CONTINUITY   "Don't let CONTINUITY stand in the way of profit." keep keep neutral keep keep keep keep keep keep keep cut neutral keep The delay here is terrible.. keep *** Puam sets mode: +o Majel  SevMan asks about CONTINUITY.  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 79 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [===] Cut = 7 % tss, everybody forgetting the poor majel The...delay...here...is...TERRIBLE...  SevMan asks about DOUBLE   "DOUBLE-crossing leads to double profits!" keep keep keep keep cut cut cut cut keep eep keep :] keep ah that keyboard keep keep keep cut again, sevman, again...  SevMan asks about DOUBLE.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevMan asks about ECONOMY   "Maintain a merchantile ECONOMY in an age of replicators." cut cut cut cut cut cut neutral cut cut I thought it was clever but probably not finalist material Oh well cut hehe it's cut Maybe I was just impressed cos it used big words :-) cut cut :) cut I don't get it.. most definitely... cut keep unanimous :P ok ok, you all cut, I get the point!  SevMan asks about ECONOMY.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 13 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===] Keep = 7 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [===============================] Cut = 87 % FCJ liked it  SevMan asks about HEARING   "Never trust a Ferengi with a HEARING aid." cut cut keep huh? keep keep cut cut cut keep i mean cut i dont get it cut it's because of their talk of lobes knowing does that count? keep yes it does neutral The last one counts. keep cut exactly SSW, you can ask Johan those things, he's sitting next to you just what i yelled through the house =] no he's behind the 486 oh my mistake * bwahaha chuckles. bummer he's in other room lol  SevMan asks about HEARING.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=============] Keep = 36 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 %  SevMan asks about HONESTY   "HONESTY is a good policy, but dishonesty is an even better one." 486? HAHAHAHA! keep cut kee keep keep cut cut cut cut cut cut neutral yee and the thin works too, but the keyboard is bad cut This is a DX2/66, so... keep hmmm, i see a lot of "cuts" showing up Dave, do you realise you're laughing at John too? It's a cut above the rest. I am? drat John, do you actually scan 1000 dpi on a 486? sorry keep If this one is used, fix the typo too many cuts for a witty punchline :/ SSW, look out for the spacebar, it's oversensitive JTKirk: it's a 486 66mhz dx2 too, you know  SevMan asks about HONESTY.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % risk: yes, but we're getting a new computer within a few weeks hopefully (this one is a beast) * Nick_Frame has a 486 DX/2 66..about to add a big ass HD to it i thought it was our ol 40mhz? a... BEAST! ROTFFL! oops, wrong channel  SevMan asks about LAW   "Always stay on the right side of the LAW... until the law looks away!" So am I (i'm a 486'r too) keep keep cut keep cut keep keep keep keep keep cut cut cut um, stop the hardware merchandising, thx keep cut keep  SevMan asks about LAW.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevMan asks about LIVE   "LIVE long and profit!" CUT keep cut keep keep neutral keep neutral keep cut CUT ehhh cut neutral keep keep cut  SevMan asks about LIVE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=============] Keep = 36 %  [========] Neutral = 21 %  [===============] Cut = 43 %  SevMan asks about LOANS   "Never make long term LOANS to ensigns." Who are the two mutes? keep keep keep keep hehe keep lol keep keep I like this one keep keep keep keep neutral this one rules neutral but how would they have know sevfleet ensigns centuries ago? huh? just relax this is an amendment  SevMan asks about LOANS.  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===============================] Keep = 85 %  [=====] Neutral = 15 %  [] Cut = 0 % keep say what? THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE! Oh! Of course. Lighten up  SevMan asks about PLASTIC   "Never take it out of the PLASTIC." JTKirk: it must be a newer verssion cut cut cut neytral I dont get this one it's their bible, tehre is no past or future neutral cut dont get this cut I don't get it cut E.g., toys from their packaging. cut neutral cut cut cut oh..still not funny cut  SevMan asks about PLASTIC.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [=================================] Cut = 92 % still don't get it  SevMan asks about POLICY   "Honesty is never the best POLICY." keep just for the statistics cut keep keep cut keep cut keep keep If you take a toy out of its packaging, it has less resale value to diehard collectors. cut cut cut cut neutral USS_ferryboat: don't take toys out of the packaging and they'll be worth more. keep oh now I get it neutral Well put! a toy is for toying around  SevMan asks about POLICY.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [=====] Neutral = 13 %  [=================] Cut = 47 % Not according to Ishka...  SevMan asks about PROSPER   "PROSPER long and live" cut cut keep cut This one's bad neutral keep cut keep keep cut didn't we already do this one? neutral Almost. in a sense keep * Nick_Frame dislikes these rehashed Trek phrases cut nope, check the finalists page A similar one. VERY similar It's similar though It's a transporter duplicate. oh cut sometimes I choose similar punchlines but they're just done differently and I leave it up to the judges to see which one they prefer  SevMan asks about PROSPER.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=============] Keep = 36 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % neither in this case  SevMan asks about SMALL   "If you can read the SMALL print...its not small enough" keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep this is a good one unanimous? keep hhahaa wat good keep keep (but I think it should be "if they can read the small print) good ture, nick... true * USS_ferryboat agrees with nick Nick, I second that I don't like it much, but it's better than some of the others woohoo! JC's gonna have a lot of fun trying to fit this one in the comic Nick Frame - good point, if it makes it, I'll do the change hehe  SevMan asks about SMALL.  ~~ keeps: 13 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================================] Keep = 100 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [] Cut = 0 % It can be fixed... it looks like it's making it risk - we'll see JUST CALL ME NICK OR NAR OR NF! unanimous, that's in risk_one: No, we'll just have trouble reading it... I'll just do it in small print :-)  SevMan asks about SPINOFF   "When in doubt, add another SPINOFF." A record? :) keep cut NF? sorry Nick, but...that's my initials lol cut keep (cause it's like mine) do it in small print keep cut keep cut keep neutral Your initials are F C J keep cut cut cut FCJ's gone! Bah it's NovaFlash now * NintendoGuru is happy nobody else is NG :) My ICQ still reads -F-C-J- and Erwin De Jong nick, do an update NG generally stand for NewsGroup FCJ's is...killed..ARGh..---FCJ SAYS: I'M STILL HEREE---ee-----I changed the nickname a while ago I'm Giz!  SevMan asks about SPINOFF.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Or "Next Generation" how stop the chatting  SevMan asks about SPONGE   "A friend in need is a SPONGE indeed" no Not in my presence it isn't :) keep cut cut keep keep neutral cut cut cut keep nice rhyme.. keep keep I don't get it..well, sort of cut * Nick_Frame dislikes these changing names, so leaves them the way they are on ICQ I don't get it either cut its a song word-plays don't translate well! it is from the quote a friend in need is a friend indeed oh yeah, that nick person?  SevMan asks about SPONGE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % (most of the time, at least) If they're in need they're going to sponge, bum, leech off of you cut >=] In the saying, "a friend in need is a friend indeed," it's you who are in need. Here, it's the friend who needs.  SevMan asks about STOP   "STOP reading and start earning" cut cut keep keep neutral keep cut keep keep keep cut should be the last one keep keep keep keep the laast oone? greaat, i'm 2 tired Yeah, the last one! No, there are 2 more! SSW, not the last one that way keep this is just Sev Trek, there's still Sci Fi, twist, Pits......it goes on and on Oh - the last in the book...  SevMan asks about STOP.  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 73 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [=======] Cut = 20 % yes, last in the book yeah, the last entry in the book  SevMan asks about TRASH   "Yesterday's TRASH is tomorrow's collectible." keep keep neutral keep cut keep cut Very ferengi-like yep neutral keep cut keep agreed, gizmo keep Remind me to make a comment once we are done with Sev Trek cut cut oh, JT? Who are we, your yeomen? Cannon BJC 4000 cut whoops wriong window wrong chan It's something related...  SevMan asks about TRASH.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=================] Keep = 47 %  [=====] Neutral = 13 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevMan asks about WARRANTY   "The only good WARRANTY is an expired one." keep neutral neutral keep keep keep cut cut Keep keep keep keep I hope the shortlist is sorted by percentile... oh yeah: keep keep brb NintendoGuru it isn't :/ keep yeah, :/ are we just pulling the top ten based on Score here? can't do anything about it  SevMan asks about WARRANTY.  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 73 %  [=====] Neutral = 13 %  [=====] Cut = 13 % it's a LONG list or top whatever i realy want to goo,, how log this is going too take ? 3-4 years Sv Trek is done goo! lol =] At least until 2001 we're almost done. Thanx for hanging in there  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ACQUIRE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  AD [71%, 1] "Keep it!"  AUTOGRAPHS [54%, 1] "Keep it!"  BET [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  BRIBE [80%, 1] "Keep it!"  CARPE [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  CONTINUITY [79%, 1] "Keep it!"  DOUBLE [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  LAW [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  LOANS [86%, 1] "Keep it!"  SMALL [100%, 1] "Keep it!"  STOP [73%, 1] "Keep it!"  TRASH [47%, 1] "Keep it!"  WARRANTY [73%, 1] "Keep it!" Beware the Y2K bug... thanx, johnccook .until 1901.... my keyboarrrd's not god * Nick_Frame thinks Small is going in LOL cool !! ok there's one with 47% good of course its not God! haha shall we leave it there or do you guys want to vote4 just to make it clear which are your favourites I dunno mmm... I can just base the winners on the percentages if you like seems trash is out? well, let's try it just to see vote4? JOHAAAAN!!? just pull the top ten It's taken long already votef4's leave I thinks it's good there Ok, we'll leave it there I think we should leave it like this yeah yeah, i'll be right there ssw Let's move onto the next competition then shall we? ok My comment: 25 cut to 14 ok time for Sci-Fi for all those punchlines that didn't make it I'll be right back, gotta switch computers *** Parts: Gizmo (emily@dialups-110.fairbanks.ptialaska.net) bye allll  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 012, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. oh john, i got the poster this week bye ok cya's marco *** Quits: SSW (Quit: weg) Psi Phi is having its annual "Rules of Netquisition" contest no nomianting what do you think of it, Guy? phew this is the monkey and the monolith right? yeah now i don't have to explain everything to marco anymore =] woohoo!  SevMan requested the shortlist:  AGAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CUBIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FAREWELL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GET [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MILLIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MONKEY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MUSIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STEP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STONEHENGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. * Nick_Frame hasn't read any of the punchlines  SevMan asks about AGAIN   "I swear, if this thing shocks me AGAIN..." keep cut keep i think it's realllly cute, john keep keep cut keep i'll be framing it soon :) keep ah that's nice nick =] www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm keep But the poster competition is hell :-) cut John, have I ordered a poster? framinf frame is a friggin' crime , engel-ogen =] cut jtkirk: what's the address? www.psiphi.org/DS9/netquisition.html I guess I just have this other poster hanging beside by bed... framed too... :) * Nick_Frame hasn't ordered the poster yet, I'm completely broke  SevMan asks about AGAIN.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 %  SevMan asks about CUBIC   "I find CUBIC expressionism so passé" guy: can you email me your comments on the poster and I'll put it on the poster comments page cut * NovaFlash donates to account 44447777777 "Help Nick in the winter" cut keep * USS_ferryboat wonders if she ordered the poster keep cut cut cut cut cut keep cut keep JC: yeah, I checked. That's the right URL  SevMan asks about CUBIC.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 %  SevMan asks about FAREWELL   "FAREWELL, animal savagery! Hello, human savagery!" keep keep keep keep cut that's cool, john, i'll do that! cut cut cut keep keep this is a good one keep keep keep  SevMan asks about FAREWELL.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % indeed *** Joins: Gizmo (emily@dialups-496.fairbanks.ptialaska.net) re giz welcome back giz  SevMan asks about GET   "I don't GET it......." keep cut keep neither do I... we're in sci-fi now keep mainly because it's true :) cut keep (it's so true) keep keep keep keep neutral keep Session Start: Sat Apr 17 02:01:17 1999 *** Now talking in #sevtrek *** Topic is 'Welcome! Sev Voting Session will start soon. Check out the Punchlines at http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm' *** Set by Puam on Sat Apr 17 00:05:31 * NovaFlash continues preparing majel this happens a lot? ok *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Majel Sev Trek, RESURECTION *** Parts: T_L_E (geckos21@pool-2-78.nev.mo.ipa.net)  SevMan requested the shortlist: very SHORT indeed that's a really short shortlist ok that didn't work what a list  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 012, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. huh? The monkeys say nothin..I likt it er like okay, where were we And during the "Y2K" competition. How apropos.  SevMan requested the shortlist: *** Joins: _TomServo_ (usagi@ppp-46.icehouse.net) woohoo!  SevMan requested the shortlist:  AGAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CUBIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FAREWELL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GET [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MILLIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MONKEY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MUSIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STEP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STONEHENGE [0%, 1] "Nominated." <_TomServo_> It hasn't started yet? yeah good §ev h crap depends <_TomServo_> Oh, it has. Heh heh. again was kept, cubic was cut, farewell was kept, get was kept The Monolith doesn't like to be caricaturized? er ah crap damwn well, the score is lost <_TomServo_> Are we doing Sci Fi or Sev Trek? SevMan: I just recapped SciFi Sci-Fi, tomservo Trek done, Fi restarting * bwahaha grabbed a log... <_TomServo_> Sev Trek done? yes BTW - were the results for SevTrek stored? A log won't help NintendoGuru: that won't help, we need percentages *** Parts: _TomServo_ (usagi@ppp-46.icehouse.net) Majel can't access the scores So we'll have to start over again Hmm, something for Rik to work on then NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ok, better now then never  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Not AGIAN! no big deal, we only did a few  SevMan asks about AGAIN   "I swear, if this thing shocks me AGAIN..." not all of that :( Agent-D: just 4 punchlines keep cut keep oh Again! ;) cut keep again: 64%, cubic: 33% (cut), farewell: 75% cut keep cut keep I thought he meant Sev Trek as well hey, this is good, i actuyally missed a few... keep cut keep SevMan asks about CUBIC. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [============] Keep = 33 % [] Neutral = 0 % [========================] Cut = 67 % *** Parts: johncook (johncook@ts53110.powerup.com.au) Huh? At least Majel's still working gah *** Joins: johncook (johncook@ts53110.powerup.com.au) we lost JC where did JC go? jtkirk, no copypaste thanks pressed the wrong button. Oops OK... we gained JC! we all have that at times we don't have to do it again, we have backlogs :P vote again John cut NG, those logs won't really help  SevMan asks about AGAIN.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 58 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 42 % As long as someone can send me the log of the percentages for the Sev Trek judging...  SevMan asks about CUBIC   "I find CUBIC expressionism so passé" it'll be in your mailbox now! keep cut keep cut keep (was that too early?) cut cut don't get it thanx puam cut cut keep cut cut i've never seen the film... cut * USS_ferryboat hasn't either jc, i send you part of the log Puam, it IS in Majel's log you know (I just sent it)  SevMan asks about CUBIC.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========================] Cut = 75 % I gotta go, I'm so tired I can't think straight thanx sorry, i dont log normally to file  SevMan asks about FAREWELL   "FAREWELL, animal savagery! Hello, human savagery!" catchya on the db Giz cut keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep cut cut cut (deja-vu =) hehe bye gizmo  SevMan asks about FAREWELL.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 77 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 23 % *** Parts: Gizmo (emily@dialups-496.fairbanks.ptialaska.net)  SevMan asks about GET   "I don't GET it......." keep keep keep neutral giz! =/ cut cut keep keep i don't get it... =]] cut cut Neither do I keep keep  SevMan asks about GET.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 58 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [============] Cut = 33 % keep  SevMan asks about MILLIONS   "MILLIONS of years of evolution for this?" cut cut cut keep cut cut keep * Nick_Frame just HAS to be diffrent keep cut neutral cut keep cut  SevMan asks about MILLIONS.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 31 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % *** Joins: T_L_E (geckos21@pool-2-78.nev.mo.ipa.net)  SevMan asks about MONKEY   "MONKEY see, monkey touch, monkey conceptualise" re Good §ev! cut cut ooh cut huh? cut cut cut cut keep KEEP keep what is the last word? cut I like that one conceptualise keep keep "conceptualize," in America * Puam loves to see nick back..... so that he isnt alone to have different opinions... oh, I think i know that word keep >=] lol  SevMan asks about MONKEY.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=================] Keep = 46 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===================] Cut = 54 % if you don't, it's indication you haven't evolved ;-)  SevMan asks about MUSIC   "I wish it would stop playing that annoying MUSIC!" keep cut cut keep cut cut keep cut cut cut keep (that's what I'm thinking right now!) neutral  SevMan asks about MUSIC.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [=====================] Cut = 58 %  SevMan asks about STEP   "One small STEP for an ape..." I'l be going after this round of judging cut cut cut keep cut keep *** Parts: T_L_E (geckos21@pool-2-78.nev.mo.ipa.net) keep cut cut keep * bwahaha would have voted to keep were there no "an" cut keep bwahaha punchlines can be changed *** NovaFlash is now known as LOL * LOL this is not funny =[  SevMan asks about STEP.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 42 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 58 % keep *** LOL is now known as NovaFlash  SevMan asks about STONEHENGE   "It's a start, but it isn't STONEHENGE yet." cut keep cut cut keep keep keep cut hey I think this is funny kep So? keep cut I don't cut keep  SevMan asks about STONEHENGE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  AGAIN [58%, 1] "Keep it!"  FAREWELL [83%, 1] "Keep it!"  GET [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  STONEHENGE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 get vote4 stonehenge vote4 FAREWELL vote4 farewell vote4 farewell vote4 again vote4 again vote4 stonehenge vote4 get vote4 stonehenge okay i pick my favorite now? vote4 farewell vote4 stonehenge yes yep cyber type vote4 and the name vote4 get yeah okay  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  AGAIN scored 2 vote(s).  FAREWELL scored 4 vote(s).  GET scored 3 vote(s).  STONEHENGE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 4/0 well now yikes Oh the delay again... vote4 farewell cut again hey everyone voted =]  AGAIN now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  FAREWELL scored 5 vote(s).  GET scored 2 vote(s).  STONEHENGE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/0 Farewell, then (no, I'm not leaving...) cut get.... puam changed his mind vote4 get  GET now gets status "Cut by SevMan." damnit vote4 farewell lol bad luck, Nick, better revote I don't like either of those I abstane very well i voted for it too... but...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  FAREWELL scored 6 vote(s).  STONEHENGE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0 nick, old memories of old voting sessions are coming back.... vote4 stonehenge >=] I think farewell has it I'd say farewell wins hmmm 3 mutes now? yep But yes, it's time to continue weird i did vote though Farewell wins ok, onto Pits & Twist Thank you everyone!!! Ok, now I /have to go, see you tommorow at the weekly chat good sev all  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 110, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. weekly chat? Bye Tod  SevMan requested the shortlist:  DRIVER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  KNIGHT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MEDIEVAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RAMMING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  VOLVO [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WARRIOR [0%, 1] "Nominated." I'm not TOD anymore Ferry {{:) wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Now in ELIMINATE mode. *** Quits: Agent-D (Quit: Leaving)  SevMan asks about DRIVER   "Defensive DRIVER." Time to leave... keep cut keep keep cut Farewell, then (this time I mean it!) bye JT cut *** Parts: JTKirk (j_t_kirk@161.132.58.117) keep John, this is the second rehash of this... right? keep come on, people, vote I did  SevMan asks about DRIVER.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % I don't think so a rehash? I'm talking to those who didn't  SevMan asks about KNIGHT   "KNIGHT Rider: The Lost Episodes" i had a feeling it was...... *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o johncook keep keep I LOVE this one keep me too keep cut keep cut keep maybe because I like Knight Rider keep i just remembered what knight rider was I was a huge Knight Rider fan that was very cool me too * bwahaha is leaving. This is his second week with Sev and his first judging. Nice meeting you and voting with you! ne three me too, sevman  SevMan asks about KNIGHT.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % I got to see kitt when I went to universial studios does anyone remember what was the name of the series with the black helicopter? but driving a castle is too weird for knight rider although, thinking of it, it was very '80 and sexist and so Airwolf Airwolf? airwolf so right :) thanks  SevMan asks about MEDIEVAL   "Jack got MEDIEVAL on his fellow drivers." that was cool too Gooood niiiiiiiight.... *** Quits: bwahaha (Quit: Leaving) And what about the highway man keep cut cut this reminds me of a song keep * NintendoGuru fires up an mp3 of the knight rider theme keep cut oh yeah amish paridise cut not sure if i know it cut cut it is a weird al song cut  SevMan asks about MEDIEVAL.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 70 % erwin and johan are weird al collectors....  SevMan asks about RAGE   "This year Harold was ready for the 'Road RAGE' season." so am I well, the mp3 anyway cut keep cut cut cut keep cut neutral keep "road rage" doesn't mean anything to me heard the song, meant the series... cut road rage is getting mad at other drivers and firing guns at people and stuff the highwayman had a truck thet partly became a helicopter  SevMan asks about RAGE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [======================] Cut = 60 % I still like my punchline where I called it a moaterhome  SevMan asks about RAMMING   "0 to RAMMING speed in 7.8 seconds!" keep cut keep keep keep keep keep keep something tells me I'm a bit slow today cut  SevMan asks about RAMMING.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 %  SevMan asks about VOLVO   "New from VOLVO" keep KEEP keep cut best one don't get it keep keep how about the series with the shuttle, one guy had a rocateer..... volvo is known for safety in their cars volvo is a car company keep cut *** Joins: T_L_E (geckos21@pool-2-27.nev.mo.ipa.net) they take pride in that stop chatting keep we aren't chatting  SevMan asks about VOLVO.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 %  SevMan asks about WARRIOR   "Bringing new meaning to the phrase "road WARRIOR"" cut cut cut cut cut cut cut new meaning? first meaning for me cut cut unanimous :P  SevMan asks about WARRIOR.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  DRIVER [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  KNIGHT [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  RAMMING [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  VOLVO [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 knight vote4 VOLVO vote4 knight vote4 knight vote4 knight vote4 volvo vote4 volvo too early sevman! vote4 driver *** Parts: T_L_E (geckos21@pool-2-27.nev.mo.ipa.net) vote4 knight Engel-Ogen nope it got registered okey dokey  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRIVER scored 1 vote(s).  KNIGHT scored 5 vote(s).  VOLVO scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/1  DRIVER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." * Nick_Frame sure knows how to pick them WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE GOT A WINNNNNNNNNERRRRR!  RAMMING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Sorry, Nick well, nick, for once i'm in the winning team Bah! Traitor!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  KNIGHT scored 5 vote(s).  VOLVO scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 * Puam has been the "lonely" voter for so long while you were gone, nick knight isn't that appropriate :/ why not? well, we have 2 judges who have yet to vote a revote from Nick a castle? sure it's funny but it's too extreme and a first vote from Johan nothing is too extreme ah hell, vote4 knight  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  KNIGHT scored 6 vote(s).  VOLVO scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0 ok it's KNIGHT fine moving on to Pits I gotta go sevilians, unfortunately, my day is going to be a lot like this week's Twist competition :-( passing out while shopping? ok bye JC good §ev  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 120, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. bye john! bye It's Wendy's revenge on me for subjecting her to about 8 hours worth of Babylon 5 this week John Sevutations everyone! :-) sevman? be sure to lie on the ground could you answer last question in priv chat? have a good week.... See you later, John Cook! bye john WE're gonna have Sevylon 5! WOOHOO! yes, shoudl be coming soon now... CU JC YIPPIE!  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BEAT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HUSBAND [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MESSAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RAOUL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TELL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TIME [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WOMAN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan asks about BEAT   "Looks like someone BEAT me to it!" cut cut Nick, when I do the B5 strip, I'm gonna ask all the B5 sevilians to spread the word amongs B5 fans so we get lots of punchlines in the competition (as Sev Trek fans won't answer as much) Anyway bye cut keep ok cya John cut *** Quits: johncook (Quit: Leaving) cut I'll put topics up in both B5 DAlnet channels....doh cut  SevMan asks about BEAT.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=====] Keep = 14 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============================] Cut = 86 %  SevMan asks about HUSBAND   "Yes, this is Burger Girl's HUSBAND, remember me?" cut keep keep cut keep nice reference to previous Pits cut cut keep keep  SevMan asks about HUSBAND.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 %  SevMan asks about MESSAGE   "Uh, could you take a MESSAGE?" and it fits without knowing the privios strip too keep cut yeah keep cut keep keep keep how i love the pits.... keep keep  SevMan asks about MESSAGE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 %  SevMan asks about RAOUL   "RAOUL as in big strong ex-boyfriend?" cut keep keep neutral cut keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about RAOUL.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % i dont get it  SevMan asks about TELL   "TELL her I love her!" cut cut cut cut keep neutral cut cut neutral * NovaFlash is sitting on the fence, tralalalalaaaa  SevMan asks about TELL.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [=========] Neutral = 25 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevMan asks about TIME   "the TIME at the third stroke will be.........." Wasn't I the 1st Neutral? cut cut keep keep keep keep keep I mean way back when cut * Puam welcomes nova on the fence dunno cut i was, nick (haaaaal, good old times) * NovaFlash wants fence for self I know I voted neutral a few times during the very first session * NovaFlash kicks Puam off the fence * USS_ferryboat knocks over the fence engaging in shorttalk nova?  SevMan asks about TIME.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % * NovaFlash confirms  SevMan asks about WOMAN   "Could you put the WOMAN I love on, please?" cut keep neutral how long have these sessions happened cut cut keep cut over a year * NovaFlash falls off of fence oh cyber, this must be the 50+ session (52 i think) they ""happened"" about a year true Jeez, did I get this started over a year ago? keep keep yes, this is the 52nd Yes, old man a year then kewl woohoo! cut and the 50th one was a rough one :) one year of sev.... shall we make a new calendar especially for sev? =] don't bring that up again and a sev date? =] why  SevMan asks about WOMAN.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 56 % it's phun! =]  SevMan requested the shortlist:  HUSBAND [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  MESSAGE [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  RAOUL [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  TIME [56%, 1] "Keep it!" geez what happened  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 husband cyber: everything that could go wrong went wrong,...double vote4 husband vote4 time vote4 time vote4 raoul vote4 husband vote4 time vote4 time oh sounds bad hmmm this is my 26th time being SevMan  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HUSBAND scored 3 vote(s).  RAOUL scored 1 vote(s).  TIME scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/1 * Nick_Frame has bever been SevMan were is message!!!!!!!!!  MESSAGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." time is stupid vote4 message so different people are sevman?  RAOUL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." * Puam grumbles yes d'oh vote4 time  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HUSBAND scored 3 vote(s).  TIME scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0 vote4 time lacking one vote oh  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HUSBAND scored 3 vote(s).  TIME scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 6/0 TIME wins bah heeu so thats it? yep, now we talk =thats it Puam just asked me to be SevMan next week ok with everyone?  Now in OFF mode. oh ok with me time is so stupid sure QuasarWave hu, hang on a sec.... how dare you vote for it! exatly Nintendo no, i cannot guarantee being here it's supposed to be stupid * NintendoGuru calls for an overrulegate That's ok changing providers on friday I'm always here what's a good graphics program? (Free/Share ware) *** SevMan is now known as Erwin i can get here on a modem... :( huh overrulegate? thats a long story cyber Nick Frame: paintshop pro, editing, pixel based. * Nick_Frame missed the overule gat session.. oh Anybody wants to say something before Majel leaves? Nick Frame: l-viewpro, viewing, quick editing, pixel based. whats overrulegate? yeah, change time to husband :P bye to §evilla Yes I do Something very important: MAJEL I LOVE YOU! hey lol I was about to say that well theres something everybody should know Majel, will you marry me? =] lol you see oh boy... "NovaFlash, of course" sure, you sound too....computeristic now! agent d forgot something I CANNA DO IT! he didn't recognize... but... oh well, I'm going home ok, i'll be leaving now... ok bye nick bye bye eo nite/morning.afternoon everybody well sorry majel, you're just not...number one anymore *** Cyber is now known as Blueberrie I CHANGED ISP'S!!! =) Good SEV, Nick lol Well, if that's all, Majel's leaving how dare you :_ I hope the log came out right Bye majel..will we still be friends? *** Quits: Nick_Frame (Quit: "Now its over I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want, or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do" - They Might Be Giants) "Yes, NovaFlash" cool =] bye then that was sneaky Thanks =) "Good Sev, dear judges and transcript readers"  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Apr 17 03:04:22 1999