Session Start: Sat Aug 01 01:02:43 1998 [1:02] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [1:02] *** Topic is 'Everyone say Hi to our new bot - HoloBot! For more info type hb help | SevTrek @ http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek.htm | Please Visit 2http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm before the judging begins!' [1:02] *** Set by Naraht on Sat Aug 01 00:49:08 [1:02] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o majel _-^-_ ===== The voting system (v 1.1.066A) has been initialized. ===== #SevTrek created on Fri Jul 31 06:50:45 [1:02] *** majel changes topic to '9The Sev Trek Competition IRC panel is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to 12http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm3.' [1:02] * carlorff bows before the presence of Majel [1:03] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Ping timeout) [1:03] ouch [1:03] * rrik shuts the door: getting chilly! [1:03] how are you majel? [1:03] Put on a jacket [1:03] Nick your wait is over [1:03] * Naraht notes his eyes hurt now [1:03] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) All functions are normal [1:04] So... When do we get started? [1:04] good to hear [1:04] Sorry about those colours [1:04] What colors? [1:04] so you should be =) [1:04] the light green [1:04] *** Joins: HoloBot (bot@apartment.cust.ixa.net) [1:04] It looks fine to me [1:04] >=\ [1:04] hb scram [1:04] Green? [1:04] I had some problems so I had to get the first version of majel I ever had [1:05] haven't adjusted those things yet [1:05] *** Parts: HoloBot (bot@apartment.cust.ixa.net) [1:05] Anyway I think it's time to start [1:05] What's HoloBot doing? [1:05] is this being recorded? [1:05] Yes [1:05] Yes Iona it is [1:05] I: always! [1:05] only 2 nominations I reckon [1:05] logs are on, look out, they're watching you :) [1:05] Qapla'! [1:05] that's right carl [1:06] bother I want 3 [1:06] Everything we say will be held against us, blah blah blah [1:06] Iona 3 will take too long [1:06] you do NOT have the right to remain silent though [1:06] Only 2 =( [1:06] yeah.. [1:06] whenever you say, majel [1:06] Aw... [1:06] so 2 it is [1:06] *** Naraht sets mode: +b HoloBot!*@*.* MAKE IT SO [1:06] Yes, kiss up to majel! [1:07] nominate TELEVISION [1:07] nominate smile [1:07] nominate SIGN [1:07] nominate ENGINEERS [1:07] nominate dialective [1:07] nominate home [1:07] nominate ENGINEERS [1:07] nominate computer [1:07] nominate asking [1:07] nominate captain [1:07] nominate stopped [1:07] nominate most [1:07] nominate translation [1:07] nominate questions [1:07] nominate subtitles [1:07] nominate CURIOSITY [1:07] robot101 foei! [1:07] nominate SUBTITLES [1:07] nominate credibility [1:07] oops [1:07] I had three all ready =| [1:07] yeah, yeah, yeah right! [1:07] Wait, can I change a nomination? [1:08] ? robot101 understands foei? [1:08] me too [1:08] 2, right ? [1:08] yes 2 [1:08] k [1:08] *** Joins: ATAD (ATAD@apartment.cust.ixa.net) [1:08] I guess everyone is done? [1:08] 2 nominations each was agreed [1:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ATAD [1:08] nod [1:08] * Blueberrie is done [1:08] * carlorff is done [1:08] *** Joins: Conejo (jpelitz@host155018.ciudad.com.ar) [1:08] and mine weren't nminated, makes things a lot easier :) [1:08] robot is overdone [1:09] * IonaT is not but has to be anyway [1:09] lol [1:09] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Ping timeout) [1:09] no more nominating then [1:09] * Naraht notes you can nominate your own... [1:09] let's see what we have [1:09] But I still want to change one [1:09] hb scram [1:09] oh [1:09] Alex, hb isn't here [1:09] heh [1:09] k [1:09] * IonaT knows that [1:09] Bb you can't CHANGE one [1:09] hb isn't here [1:09] *** Parts: Conejo (jpelitz@host155018.ciudad.com.ar) _-^-_ SevMan requested the shortlist: _-^-_ ASKING --> "Nominated." _-^-_ CAPTAIN --> "Nominated." _-^-_ COMPUTER --> "Nominated." _-^-_ CREDIBILITY --> "Nominated." _-^-_ CURIOSITY --> "Nominated." _-^-_ DIALECTIVE --> "Nominated." _-^-_ ENGINEERS --> "Nominated." _-^-_ HOME --> "Nominated." _-^-_ MOST --> "Nominated." _-^-_ QUESTIONS --> "Nominated." _-^-_ SIGN --> "Nominated." _-^-_ SMILE --> "Nominated." _-^-_ STOPPED --> "Nominated." _-^-_ SUBTITLES --> "Nominated." _-^-_ TELEVISION --> "Nominated." _-^-_ TRANSLATION --> "Nominated." [1:09] I mean one of my nominations [1:09] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) [1:10] Narath, you can nominate your own, but it's poor taste :P [1:10] *** Parts: ATAD (ATAD@apartment.cust.ixa.net) [1:10] holy s**t! [1:10] nah [1:10] we need to be speedy about this [1:10] nominate ASKING [1:10] Don't worry. We'll probably cut all of them [1:10] its already there AE [1:10] it is [1:11] And we finished nominations [1:11] go sevman go [1:11] well... [1:11] Hurry up! [1:11] Don't wait for mutes [1:11] here we go [1:11] we should get it done quickly _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  ASKING  _-^-_ "And how can it... oh, you're ASKING me." [1:11] cut [1:11] cut [1:11] keep [1:11] keep [1:11] cut [1:11] keep [1:11] cut [1:11] keep [1:11] keep [1:11] cut _-^-_ SevMan asks about ASKING. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Equal vote.". [==================] Keep = 50 % [] Neutral = 0 % [==================] Cut = 50 % [1:12] we need the mute [1:12] Who's mute? [1:12] great start [1:12] heh [1:12] * Mithandir takes something to drink, this might take a while :P [1:12] calhoun [1:12] for once its not me =) [1:12] ? [1:12] I think it's Calhoun [1:12] oh maaaaan.... [1:12] + [1:13] never mind it's kept for now [1:13] k, anyone care to change his vote ? [1:13] ah ok _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  CAPTAIN  _-^-_ "Just because I'm the first CAPTAIN with hair doesn't mean I know everything!" [1:13] cut [1:13] cut [1:13] cut [1:13] cut [1:13] cut [1:13] keep [1:13] cut [1:13] cut [1:13] will never fit in the bubble anyway :) [1:13] keep [1:13] :) [1:13] Mith that doesn't matter [1:13] (he can make the buble bigger) [1:13] haha who nominated? [1:13] he can redraw it [1:13] If John makes it smaller [1:13] cut _-^-_ SevMan asks about CAPTAIN. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=======] Keep = 20 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=============================] Cut = 80 % [1:14] He's made small writing before [1:14] hairr's out! [1:14] *** Calhoun was kicked by Naraht (pay attention) _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  COMPUTER  _-^-_ "COMPUTER, end series." [1:14] SAY WHO! [1:14] keep [1:14] cut [1:14] keep [1:14] SAYs WHO! [1:14] neutral [1:14] cut [1:14] keep [1:14] neutral [1:14] cut [1:14] keep [1:14] rik? [1:14] Why says who? [1:15] * rrik hears Nar say strange things [1:15] huh? [1:15] Nick has been not paying attention during sessions several times :-) [1:15] true [1:15] I'll say! _-^-_ SevMan asks about COMPUTER. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [================] Keep = 44 % [========] Neutral = 22 % [============] Cut = 33 % [1:15] lol [1:15] and you could have kicked me... [1:15] new mute ? [1:15] Nick is overall winner mute of the competition! [1:15] wouldn't have been the smartest thing to do..but you could do it [1:15] this is a little close. will the neutrals pick sides? [1:15] cut [1:15] keep [1:15] I hate mutes! [1:16] cut [1:16] now who's mute? [1:16] AE didn't vote I think _-^-_ SevMan asks about COMPUTER. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [================] Keep = 44 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================] Cut = 56 % [1:16] Hey it's funny and it's snappy [1:16] which makes it even funnier [1:16] it also doesn't explain the question [1:16] the mute can make it a keep for now [1:16] It doesn't make sense [1:16] who's the mute? [1:16] i don't quite getit [1:17] Angel [1:17] I get it, just don't really like it [1:17] WAKE UP! [1:17] When do the punches ever explain it? [1:17] let's move on [1:17] ok it's cut (sorry rrik) [1:17] besides, kirk had hair ... _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  CREDIBILITY  _-^-_ "CREDIBILITY filters are offline." [1:17] cut [1:17] keep [1:17] cut [1:17] keep [1:17] neutral [1:17] cut [1:17] keep [1:17] 6keep [1:17] keep [1:17] keep [1:18] cut _-^-_ SevMan asks about CREDIBILITY. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [==================] Keep = 50 % [====] Neutral = 10 % [==============] Cut = 40 % [1:18] No mutes! Party! _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  CURIOSITY  _-^-_ "CURIOSITY killed the crew." [1:18] keep [1:18] cut [1:18] cut [1:18] cut [1:18] keep [1:18] keep [1:18] cut [1:18] AE: You could reconnect [1:18] cut [1:18] keep [1:18] cut _-^-_ SevMan asks about CURIOSITY. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [==============] Keep = 40 % [] Neutral = 0 % [======================] Cut = 60 % [1:18] go to irc.dal.net =) [1:18] darn, I like that one :( [1:19] then try to swing someone over, but do it quick [1:19] I don't really care [1:19] don't waste time [1:19] ok next [1:19] nah, I'm not persuasive in english unless I have 2 hours :) _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  DIALECTIVE  _-^-_ "Surely you've heard of the Prime DIALECTIVE?" [1:19] Same here! [1:19] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Quit: Leaving) [1:19] cut [1:19] cut [1:19] neutral [1:19] keep [1:19] cut [1:19] keep [1:20] cut [1:20] I don't get it [1:20] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) [1:20] keep [1:20] keep [1:20] Angel we're voting on dialective [1:20] cut _-^-_ Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is DIALECTIVE  _-^-_ "Surely you've heard of the Prime DIALECTIVE?" [1:20] although this is a lame wordjoke (or pun), at least it offers an explanation! [1:21] *** Joins: Ianna (ianna42@207-38-118.iptr.aol.com) _-^-_ SevMan asks about DIALECTIVE. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [================] Keep = 44 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================] Cut = 56 % [1:21] but is there such a word as dialective? [1:21] Carl, does it matter? [1:21] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Quit: Leaving) [1:21] true [1:21] implausibla as it may sound: dunno [1:22] Carl, words are invented all the time, just watch star trek for instance :) [1:22] I still don't get it [1:22] good point [1:22] Bb, ever heard of the Prime Directive? [1:22] Dialect is a type of speach [1:22] Oh, yeah [1:22] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) [1:22] a dialect is a variation of a language local t a certain region [1:22] bit like an accent [1:22] it is not in the dictionary if anyone cares... [1:22] I thought it was like dialing something [1:23] sorry the matter ever came up.... [1:23] next?? [1:23] I'm loosing track here. I'll do another tally and want all mutes to vote _-^-_ SevMan asks about DIALECTIVE. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [================] Keep = 44 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================] Cut = 56 % [1:23] mutes Ianna and AE I think [1:23] neutral [1:23] AE has a better server now [1:24] Ianna? [1:24] hmmm [1:24] all within 6 seconds lag [1:24] guess it's cut [1:24] I'll move on [1:24] [Ianna PING reply]: 15 seconds _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  ENGINEERS  _-^-_ "The ENGINEERS know, but who can translate them?" [1:24] hmm .. 6 seconds to me that is :P [1:25] cut [1:25] keep [1:25] keep [1:25] Ianna has been idle 4mins 25secs, signed on Sat Aug 01 01:20:13 [1:25] cut [1:25] neutral [1:25] keep [1:25] keep [1:25] cut [1:25] keep [1:25] keep [1:25] Ianna WAKE UP! [1:25] sorry, oned out there. [1:25] still no explanation, and we've heard the technobabble excuse too many a time now [1:25] zoned. [1:25] keep _-^-_ SevMan asks about ENGINEERS. ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=======================] Keep = 64 % [===] Neutral = 9 % [==========] Cut = 27 % [1:25] rrik, the punches rarely explain the question [1:25] whoohoo, I'm 9% of the votes! [1:25] the aim is humor, not explanation _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  HOME  _-^-_ "There's no place like HOME... There's no place like home... There's no place like home..." [1:26] cut [1:26] cut [1:26] Yeah, hardly any of them explain [1:26] cut [1:26] cut [1:26] that's my point exactly! [1:26] cut [1:26] cut [1:26] cut cut CUUUUUUUUUUUUT [1:26] i don't get it really [1:26] keep [1:26] but they can't! [1:26] cut [1:26] cut [1:26] Angel, know Wizard of oz ? [1:26] Now this one does not offer an expl. but gives great feedback on the full pager! [1:26] It doesn't fit [1:26] Angel it's based on another Forager storie [1:27] cut [1:27] It's too similar to that one [1:27] The only reason it fits is because Gainweight said it before _-^-_ SevMan asks about HOME. ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [===] Keep = 9 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=================================] Cut = 91 % [1:27] I don't think the writer actually knew that [1:27] I think he did [1:27] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Quit: Leaving) [1:28] It still isn't funny [1:28] think he just knew how she musta felt :P [1:28] Blue, right [1:28] ok [1:28] Most writers have been with sev trek for a long while already; long enough to know [1:28] cut! _-^-_ rrik asks about HOME. ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [] Keep = 0 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================================] Cut = 100 % [1:28] whoa [1:28] 100% cut, that ought to do it :) [1:28] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) [1:28] THERE ! [1:28] *** Joins: Tom\Servo (pdnelson@206.63.137.29) [1:29] *** Quits: Angel`Eye (Quit: Leaving) [1:29] next?? [1:29] Hiya! [1:29] It's cut! Move on [1:29] *** Joins: Angel`Eye (ben_ami@Jerusalem-154-60.access.net.il) [1:29] next pleaze [1:29] oops [1:29] hiya lol [1:29] :-) [1:29] that didn't work [1:29] >=\ _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  QUESTIONS  _-^-_ "I hear you all asking dumb QUESTIONS - the translator must be malfunctioning." [1:30] I like that face Naraht [1:30] ? [1:30] >=] [1:30] (c: [1:30] * Naraht waits for Erwin to get Majel working [1:30] cut [1:30] cut [1:30] neutral [1:30] keep [1:30] cut [1:30] cut [1:30] cut [1:30] cut [1:30] keep [1:30] Is majel okay? [1:30] keep [1:30] majel is fine, Erwin isn't... [1:30] cuyt [1:30] cut [1:30] majel is ok but the operator lost the manual momentarily [1:30] cut [1:30] so true :-) [1:31] Get out the paddles! Majel! CLEAR! _-^-_ SevMan asks about QUESTIONS. ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=========] Keep = 25 % [===] Neutral = 8 % [========================] Cut = 67 % _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  SIGN  _-^-_ "This is yet another SIGN that the crew doesn't have enough to do." [1:31] well, we got rid of the mutes! [1:31] keep [1:31] cut [1:31] cut [1:31] cut [1:31] cut [1:31] keep [1:31] cut [1:31] keep [1:31] cut [1:31] cut [1:31] Where's John tonight? [1:31] he couldn't make it [1:32] With wendy [1:32] Aww. [1:32] John's celebrating Wendy's birthday [1:32] He's treating Wendy for her birthday [1:32] ..and we mean CELEBRATING!!! _-^-_ SevMan asks about SIGN. ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [===========] Keep = 30 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=========================] Cut = 70 % [1:32] Oh, really? Neat! We should send 'em a card! [1:32] Why don't we all sing for Wendy now? [1:32] neutral [1:32] He actuall cares about Wendy more than us! =) [1:32] Imagine the nerve! [1:32] awwww. [1:32] Happy birthday to you... [1:32] simple rik. singing is not really possible in IRC [1:32] *** Quits: Mithandir (Connection reset by peer) [1:33] Watch me: [1:33] * Tom\Servo sings "Happy birthday to you!" [1:33] * Blueberrie sings happy birthday to Wendy [1:33] Happy birthday to you! [1:33] sing along guys! [1:33] Happy birthday to you! [1:33] * carlorff sings "TYhey say it's your birthday..." [1:33] * IonaT drones along with the others [1:33] Happy birthday, dear Wendy. [1:33] Happy birthday dear Wendy [1:33] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU [1:33] Happy birthday to you! [1:33] hip hip [1:33] brb [1:33] But it is a good idea ti wish her a haoppy birthday, since I have the feeling she usually reads the logs [1:33] happy birthday dear wendy [1:33] * Tom\Servo sings "You look like a monkey, and you--" WHOA! Where did THAT come from?!? [1:33] hooray [1:33] Happy birthday to you [1:33] HOORAY [1:33] hip hip [1:33] Hapy birthday, Wendy! [1:33] OR how about: [1:33] HOORAY [1:33] HOORAY [1:34] so... [1:34] horray hooray hooray [1:34] Yay, Wendy! [1:34] Lang zal ze leven! [1:34] Happy Birthday, Wendy! [1:34] Lang zal ze leven! [1:34] Lang zal ze leven! [1:34] *** Joins: Mithandir (~matd@antwerpen-131-95.kabel.pandora.be) [1:34] In de Gloria! [1:34] er...Happy Birthday [1:34] sorry bout that [1:34] may your sev be forever trekked Wendy [1:34] Rrik, she doesn't understand that [1:34] יום הולדת שמח [1:34] In de Glooooriiiiiaaaaaa! [1:34] system decided it didn't need me anymore [1:34] Herzlichen gluckwunsch zum Geburtstag! [1:34] In de Glooooriiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [1:34] Live long and Happy Birthday, Wendy! [1:34] hieperdepiep hoera! [1:34] anybody's birthday ? [1:34] Bonne Anniversaire or something [1:34] Qapla !!! [1:34] Omedetou! [1:35] Yom huledet sameach "That should suffice!" [1:35] I think that Wendy's wish would be that we would get on with the voting [1:35] * Blueberrie makes Wendy a birthday cake. [1:35] 1,10<<<<<<11,1 DON'T WE HAVE A SESSION TO DO? 1,10>>>>>> [1:35] eep! [1:35] any more languages? :-) [1:35] Bonne Aniversaire/Gelukkige verjaardag/happy birthday whoever [1:35] have I missed anything? [1:35] I hope it isn't poisonous... [1:35] brbn then [1:35] looks it.. [1:35] Mith knows Dutch? [1:35] Okay, let's move on [1:35] (Sorry about this chaos, John) [1:35] sorry, only speak three languages (I do not have a translator :) [1:35] what's kept at this point? _-^-_ SevMan asks about SIGN. ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [==========] Keep = 27 % [===] Neutral = 9 % [=======================] Cut = 64 % _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  SMILE  _-^-_ "Just SMILE and nod, smile and nod..." [1:36] Sev, I'm from Belgium, trilinguarity is required here (although I suck in all of them) [1:36] i'm 9% now [1:36] cut [1:36] * rrik now looks at the implausible competition again. [1:36] i don't get this one! [1:36] keep [1:36] keep [1:36] keep [1:36] keep [1:36] cut [1:36] neutral [1:36] Mith I'm from Holland so I know Dutch too [1:36] neutral [1:36] cut [1:36] please explain to me [1:36] cut [1:36] If you don't get it, just smile and nod... [1:37] hey there neighbour, then :) [1:37] She's humoring them. Just smile and nod... [1:37] keep _-^-_ SevMan asks about SMILE. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [================] Keep = 45 % [======] Neutral = 18 % [=============] Cut = 36 % [1:37] is this a typical remark of her? [1:37] but she's not smiling or nodding... [1:37] It's just a punchline. You should really just relax. [1:37] no [1:37] Close one [1:37] that can be changed [1:37] cut [1:37] She never smiles or nods [1:37] =p [1:37] * Naraht likes his punchline [1:37] But she doesn't always give a straight answer [1:37] it's a phylosophy, if you don't understand just nod, you musta seen me nod :P [1:37] the hey? She's ALWAYS smiling! [1:37] she does smile......it looks awful...:) [1:37] I'd like teh neutrals to pick sides since this one's close [1:38] cut [1:38] She grins like an idiot on the show sometimes! [1:38] cut _-^-_ SevMan asks about SMILE. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [===============] Keep = 42 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=====================] Cut = 58 % [1:38] like Jane seymour [1:38] She doesn't smile in Sev Trek, but she does on the show [1:38] Sorry, Nick, but it's cut [1:38] hmm ... [1:38] Ooooo.. eerie comparison, Iona.. [1:38] I like it [1:38] u can't chgange the cartoon now _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  STOPPED  _-^-_ "Implausibilty never STOPPED us before." [1:38] too bad we're so much behind on voyager [1:38] don't you think so? [1:38] Jane: as in medicine woman? [1:38] yeah but Mulgrew is nowhere near as sexy as jane Seymour [1:38] keep [1:38] yeah [1:38] cut [1:38] AE the cartoon CAN be changed [1:38] don't even have seen 10 oo 10 :P [1:39] cut [1:39] keep [1:39] Bleah. [1:39] cut [1:39] cut [1:39] cut [1:39] Jane? [1:39] keep [1:39] cut [1:39] keep [1:39] cut [1:39] it's too late BB [1:39] * Naraht is bitter [1:39] =] [1:39] keep [1:39] keep! [1:39] Dr Quinn...(B) _-^-_ SevMan asks about STOPPED. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [===============] Keep = 42 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=====================] Cut = 58 % [1:39] KEEP! [1:39] * Robot101 sobs [1:39] she can be MY medicine woman anyday >:-) [1:39] then again, I haven't watched tv in months [1:39] keep [1:39] Ech..! [1:39] this is perhaps the best _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  SUBTITLES  _-^-_ "Because without one we'd look really silly looking down at the SUBTITLES." [1:39] Happy, Rob? [1:40] keep [1:40] neutral [1:40] keep [1:40] keep [1:40] KEEP [1:40] keep [1:40] cut [1:40] keep [1:40] keep [1:40] keep [1:40] cut [1:40] neutral [1:40] keep keep keep keep keep _-^-_ SevMan asks about SUBTITLES. ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [========================] Keep = 67 % [======] Neutral = 17 % [======] Cut = 17 % [1:40] Sorry, broken record syndrome [1:40] Woohoo! [1:40] keep _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  TELEVISION  _-^-_ "44 minutes of people going "What?" does not good TELEVISION make." [1:40] I'll go with the pack :P [1:40] * Robot101 smacks Blueberrie on the side [1:40] It works for record players. [1:40] Ow! [1:40] =) [1:40] hey we didn't vote on MOST!!!!!!!!!!!! [1:41] cut [1:41] cut [1:41] cut [1:41] keep [1:41] I knew I missed one [1:41] cut [1:41] * Blueberrie smacks Rob back [1:41] cut [1:41] cut [1:41] cut [1:41] That doesn't make sense! [1:41] cut [1:41] cut [1:41] grammar mistake :) [1:41] keep. [1:41] cut [1:41] it's my bf's [1:41] doesn't matter we'll do it next [1:41] grammar is irrelevant [1:41] Should be does not make good television [1:41] quite true [1:41] It sure SEEMS to be irrelevant. [1:41] don't mind the grammar [1:41] could be part of the joke [1:41] Could John change it? [1:41] I think does not good television make is better actually [1:41] no [1:41] I know...but I have to vote for him. [1:42] copyright [1:42] Yes John always corrects grammar mistakes [1:42] Bad english [1:42] Sorry, I'm a grammer freak [1:42] no it doesn't, There are several when we say such and such does not good something make. It's like a proverb [1:42] Its too long [1:42] nod [1:42] How is it bad english? I understood it perfectly. [1:42] and anyway the punchline is mine [1:42] it's not funny really [1:42] Why's it like that? [1:42] Its not gramatically correct _-^-_ SevMan asks about TELEVISION. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [======] Keep = 17 % [] Neutral = 0 % [==============================] Cut = 83 % [1:42] perhaps the bad grammar was just a translator glitch? [1:42] and television is not the right word [1:42] * carlorff sobs _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  MOST  _-^-_ "Now that's the sort of question MOST captains lose hair over..." [1:43] should be show or something [1:43] Doesn't matter, apparently nobody found it funny. [1:43] * IonaT doesn't get p-lines much...:( [1:43] cut [1:43] neutral [1:43] cut [1:43] heh, carl, don't complain, mines weren't even nominated :P [1:43] cut [1:43] Carl, why the grammer? [1:43] cut [1:43] keep [1:43] cut [1:43] Kelsey Grammer? [1:43] keep [1:43] cut [1:43] cut [1:43] enough punchlines on picard [1:43] proverbial english [1:43] sorry [1:43] It's not just picard... ^_^ [1:43] I'm not a spelling freak [1:44] * Tom\Servo consoles Blueberry. [1:44] Whoops. [1:44] true, but also picard [1:44] I am, I make wrong what once was right :P [1:44] Apparently, neither am I. [1:44] trust me- I am english I got top marks in my engglish class at school- I KNOW MY GRAMMER but ity's in the past now _-^-_ SevMan asks about MOST. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=======] Keep = 20 % [====] Neutral = 10 % [=========================] Cut = 70 % [1:44] next [1:44] you can't do spelling though [1:44] MUTES! [1:44] grammer indeed [1:44] lol [1:44] oh [1:44] * IonaT sobs [1:44] 2 mutes ? [1:44] cut [1:44] not me [1:44] doesn't matter with 7 cuts [1:44] true [1:44] next [1:45] finally on a nornal server, i hope [1:45] Go on [1:45] normal [1:45] sorry I make typos when I am agitated _-^-_ SevMan now looks at  TRANSLATION  _-^-_ "I could tell you, but it would lose something in the TRANSLATION." [1:45] typo my ass [1:45] Good luck, AE [1:45] hmm [1:45] keep [1:45] keep [1:45] neutral [1:45] keep [1:45] keep [1:45] keep [1:45] it e is nowhere near a [1:45] cut [1:45] cut [1:45] cut [1:45] 10x Bb [1:45] cut [1:45] keep [1:45] keep [1:45] neutral [1:45] well, its not adjacent anyway [1:45] * Robot101 grins _-^-_ SevMan asks about TRANSLATION. ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [==================] Keep = 50 % [======] Neutral = 17 % [============] Cut = 33 % [1:45] don't cut it out, it's original and interesting [1:45] no mutes, move on :) [1:46] Well that's all of them [1:46] List! [1:46] let's see what we have left _-^-_ SevMan requested the shortlist: _-^-_ ASKING --> "Equal vote." _-^-_ CREDIBILITY --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ ENGINEERS --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ STOPPED --> "Equal vote." _-^-_ SUBTITLES --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ TRANSLATION --> "Keep it!" [1:46] maybe you should ask what was cut, might be shorter :) [1:46] did we do the most now ? [1:46] That's a lot, for this stage [1:47] lets go through again [1:47] yes we did MOST [1:47] how about HAIRDO? [1:47] No rob [1:47] Yes [1:47] ah yes, didn't even notice :) [1:47] yes it was cut boohoo [1:47] First we'll see if we have a clear winne r already [1:47] *** Parts: Robot101 (robot101@hadesian.demon.co.uk) [1:47] *** Joins: Robot101 (robot101@hadesian.demon.co.uk) [1:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 [1:47] so when Majel gives the sign I want everyone to name his or her favourite MAKE IT SO [1:48] What were the choices? [1:48] CREDIBILTY _-^-_ SevMan requested the shortlist: _-^-_ ASKING --> "Equal vote." _-^-_ CREDIBILITY --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ ENGINEERS --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ STOPPED --> "Equal vote." _-^-_ SUBTITLES --> "Keep it!" _-^-_ TRANSLATION --> "Keep it!" [1:48] stopped [1:48] I don't have one [1:48] engineers [1:48] subtitles [1:48] ASKING [1:48] TRANSLATION [1:48] Me neither. [1:48] Then vote credibility! [1:48] credibility [1:48] Vote for ASKING [1:48] it's funny and what she might say [1:48] STOPPED [1:49] hmm .. 2 for stopped [1:49] SUBTITLES [1:49] um... [1:49] This always happens! [1:49] subtitles [1:49] ... [1:49] 3 subtitles [1:49] SUBTITLES, I guess [1:49] no no credibility is like it but better [1:49] everyone done? [1:49] * rrik thinks the new version of Majel should be written sooner rather than later [1:49] * Blueberrie nods [1:49] no we're not completely done yet, it's too close [1:50] * Robot101 nods at rrik [1:50] subtitles is quite long....? [1:50] hmm ? new bot ? [1:50] loose engineers [1:50] We now loose those that got only one vote [1:50] nobody voted for it [1:50] I don't like subtitles very much ... [1:50] me niether [1:50] don't talk to me about typos robot [1:50] neither [1:50] Those that are now kept are: [1:50] * carlorff kicks robot101 very hard [1:50] that means 2 left I believe [1:50] No fighting, people! [1:50] CREDIBILITY, STOPPED, SUBTITLES [1:50] * Robot101 absorbs carloff's kick with a metallic clang [1:51] I voted engineers robot [1:51] ASKING if my favourite [1:51] *** Joins: _Mithrandir_ (~Elrond106@ppp-38.ts-1-bay.cra.idt.net) [1:51] hmm [1:51] is [1:51] hey mith, cool nick :P [1:51] Mith, just 'cause you're strange. =) [1:51] <_Mithrandir_> oh wow [1:51] good comeback, Robot101 [1:51] *** Joins: LtBlkStaf (Thunderhea@ppp-206-170-32-146.snfc21.pacbell.net) [1:51] *** Parts: _Mithrandir_ (~Elrond106@ppp-38.ts-1-bay.cra.idt.net) [1:51] Time to go again? [1:51] Come on, keep ASKING [1:51] Thanks Ianna. [1:51] * IonaT really likes CREDIBILITY [1:51] Robot, I'm crazy, only noticed that now ? [1:51] * Blueberrie hates waiting. [1:51] * Naraht has to go [1:51] *** Quits: Naraht (Quit: http://www.cynetcity.com/twilightzone/169/) [1:51] Nope I always knew it. [1:52] Let's go! [1:52] Now choose you're favourite out of those 3 when Majel gives the sign [1:52] What's going on? [1:52] oh MAKE IT SO [1:52] whoops I got in late [1:52] what three ? [1:52] STOPPED [1:52] credibility ! [1:52] subtitles [1:52] CREDIBILITY, STOPPED, SUBTITLES [1:52] ASKING [1:52] subtitles [1:52] SUBTITLES [1:52] what about asking? [1:52] CREDIBILITY [1:52] credibility [1:52] CREDIBILITY [1:52] ever1 likes it [1:52] subtitles [1:52] subtitles [1:52] angel, it was a tie from the start [1:52] STOPPED [1:53] subtitles is sorta silla [1:53] silly! [1:53] Hmm...wonder what's going to win [1:53] yeah, but it's a comnpromise which pleases everyone [1:53] that was sarcasm [1:53] hmm ? [1:53] CREDIBILITY 4 STOPPED 2 SUBTITLES 5 [1:53] er never mind me [1:53] Its soo close [1:53] I think we should restart and nominate and vote mine :P [1:53] loose stopped and try again [1:53] someone makes argument for credibility [1:53] What's yours? [1:53] what's good about it? [1:53] we loose stopped [1:53] it's clever [1:53] I forgot what Stopped was [1:53] No stopped? [1:53] Good try, Mithandir [1:53] and the sort of thing they might say [1:54] CREDIBILITY is the only one trying to explain the translator [1:54] The credibility one is too corny.. [1:54] Implausibility never stopped us before if my memory serves me [1:54] it is Sev Trek technobabble [1:54] implausibility.... [1:54] EVERYONE VOTE CREDIBILITY! [1:54] *** LtBlkStaf is now known as BlakStaff [1:54] If there's no stopped, SUBTITLES [1:54] yes [1:54] now. [1:54] Gainweight would never make a screen ref [1:54] i've a problem with filters...... [1:54] when majel gives the sign CREDIBILITY or SUBTITLES [1:54] Gainweight's hair would block the subtitles anyway MAKE IT SO [1:54] we should argue first [1:55] credibility!!! [1:55] CREDIBILITY [1:55] SUBTITLES [1:55] CREDIBILITY [1:55] SUBTITLES [1:55] CREDIBILITY [1:55] SUBTITLES [1:55] credibility [1:55] SUBTITLES [1:55] subtitles [1:55] subtitles [1:55] nooooooooooo [1:55] ooh.... [1:55] subtitles [1:55] CREDIBILITY 5 SUBTITLES 6 [1:55] boooooooooooo [1:55] [1:55] Its far too close [1:55] We need to fight it out [1:55] ooh John broke it [1:55] yes! [1:55] GRRRRRRR. [1:55] Yee-ha!! Bite me, it's fun! [1:55] HEY PEOPLE! [1:55] subtitles 7 but it is too close [1:55] * BlakStaff hits randomly [1:55] YAY! [1:55] * Robot101 clicks his knuckles [1:55] I'm not John [1:55] SUBTITLES WINS BY A NOSE [1:55] let's give it to Wendy [1:55] CREDIBILITY 5 SUBTITLES 6 [1:55] as our birthday present! [1:55] * Blueberrie bites Tom [1:55] Robot, that's "cracks" isn't it? [1:56] HEY, WATCH IT, BLACKSTAFF!! [1:56] * IonaT knocks out those who vote S [1:56] Hey, that was fun! [1:56] Let Wendy decide and let her surprise us! [1:56] just let him make 2 :P [1:56] I didn't want to crack them it sounds too painful [1:56] who r u really? [1:56] * carlorff thinks we should kick out the fighters [1:56] me? [1:56] I'm Erwin [1:56] I'm M@ Nelson [1:56] * rrik thinks nobody is listening to this GREAT idea of mine [1:56] HEY PEOPLE! [1:56] rrik is probably right [1:56] let's give it to Wendy [1:56] as our birthday present! [1:56] it's a good idea rrik [1:56] Anyone wants to swing others over? [1:56] I'm Blueberry [1:57] wendy's not here, is she [1:57] thanks! [1:57] I ahve to go! but i don't ant to!! [1:57] no she isn't [1:57] Wendy [1:57] cred sounds good and it's really short [1:57] is not here [1:57] That's just it: it will be a surprise for her [1:57] Lets swing like the 60s! [1:57] But Rrik I like the idea [1:57] darn, my typing is going out the window. [1:57] Subtitles is funnier [1:57] I like the idea as well! [1:57] it's not very funny [1:57] * Mithandir suggests : rand(2); :) [1:57] let cut / keep my idea [1:57] We should ALSO provide her with the final vote! [1:57] The idea is cool! [1:57] So we let Wendy decide between CREDIBILITY and SUBTITLES? [1:57] YES! [1:57] YES [1:57] Yes! Wendy is our SevQueen! [1:57] Okay, Wendy can make the last vote [1:57] she will choose Sub [1:57] sure [1:57] keep Wendy's present [1:58] let's vote on stopped again [1:58] who's wendy ? [1:58] Wendy Cook [1:58] Wendy is John's wife.. [1:58] C [1:58] C [1:58] otherwise let john decide ... [1:58] R [1:58] If you ask who John is, we have to space you. [1:58] K [1:58] Vote on STOPPED again! [1:58] hmm [1:58] no [1:58] I can just see John loving that present [1:58] C [1:58] 2 [1:58] I mean, K [1:58] no ANGEL we won't vote on stopped again [1:58] K [1:58] Wendy decides [1:58] what's K [1:58] Lets try the vote again, shall we? [1:59] keep [1:59] So everyone agrees we let Wendy decide? [1:59] k, let's all start from the start, doa level infinite diagnosis to see what's gone wrong :P [1:59] Yes [1:59] I think it's pretty universal. [1:59] Yes. [1:59] yes [1:59] sure [1:59] Affirmative. [1:59] So who tells her? [1:59] Vote again, then we ask Wendy. [1:59] much easier for us :) [1:59] I will mail John about it [1:59] we should do this every week :-) [1:59] I have to mail him the log anyway [1:59] Having Wendy decide is pretty much standard procedure anyway in case the voting hangs [1:59] only if there's a 1 differnce [1:59] This way none of us will be killed [1:59] "Ask Wendy"... Sounds like an advice column. [2:00] heh [2:00] hmm .. [2:00] yeah but what sane advice giver would listen to US? [2:00] have we deciced not to decide? [2:00] JC uses wendy to influence voting anyway =) [2:00] what if we all change nicks and vote again ? :P [2:00] Happy Birthday Wendy! Here's your preasant! [2:00] Cred is succinct... [2:00] It seems we're done then :-) [2:00] We've decided to let Wendy make up our useless mush brains. [2:00] Okay [2:00] or does the bot use hostmasks ? [2:00] * IonaT makes feeble attempts to swing over [2:00] Too late, Iona [2:00] what a vote, eh? [2:01] *** Joins: johncook (johncook@ts1116.powerup.com.au) [2:01] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o johncook [2:01] Wendy decides [2:01] hey [2:01] Woohoo! [2:01] Hey John [2:01] LOL [2:01] JOHN!!! [2:01] John, we need a tie break! [2:01] Hi John [2:01] Just in time [2:01] we should vote again on subtitles or credibility to make sure [2:01] hey John [2:01] NO! [2:01] fast, vote credibility and make it closer :) [2:01] you like credibility? [2:01] Hello, John [2:01] GET WENDY ON THE LINE [2:01] No! [2:01] Oh, wait, never mind.. [2:01] hi [2:01] Get Wendy [2:01] * Tom\Servo had a brain cramp. [2:01] Johnny! [2:01] We decided to let Wendy choose [2:01] John, ask Wendy to choose between CREDIBILITY and SUBTITLES. [2:01] Quickly! Fetch the birthday girl! [2:01] still haven't decided huh? [2:01] sorry I'm so late today - I slept in! :-) [2:01] or you choose now you're here [2:01] well done [2:02] rerun the vote [2:02] Wendy chooses [2:02] we have our authority [2:02] Joh your timing is impeccable [2:02] John, ask Wendy to choose between CREDIBILITY and SUBTITLES. [2:02] Wendy's here (I hid her birthday presents in the computer room and she's tyring to find them) [2:02] Wendy chooses. [2:02] NOW [2:02] * Robot101 grins [2:02] hehe [2:02] 4 Quickly! [2:02] CREDIBILITY [2:02] This is our present for her [2:02] shh [2:02] Well, as a present, we decided Wendy should choose between the last 2 [2:02] Wendy chooses. [2:02] Give us a minute to look at them... [2:02] Great present, huh? [2:02] Yep! [2:03] her best birthday yet, surely [2:03] ..i don't know Ianna- i thought the stripper was a better idea [2:03] from the various emptyheads of #sevtrek [2:03] You can do that, Carl [2:03] lol [2:03] Carlorff! Hentai! [2:03] what strip??? no thanks- it'll be the dance of the seven WHALES [2:03] I wish you could convey sarcasm over the internet. [2:03] it doesn't work. [2:03] hmm .. empty head ? I may have a big head, but empty I dunno :P [2:03] This must have been the most chaotic session ever :-) [2:03] So, how's the birthday girl? [2:03] No joke... [2:04] I'll make up for your head, Mithandir [2:04] no joke [2:04] I have enough vacuum for everyone [2:04] Sev: another new record set! [2:04] Really! [2:04] my first Erwin [2:04] Sev, probably my fault, chaos goes where I go :P [2:04] first here to [2:04] er too [2:04] Anyone see Quark on Ally McBeal? [2:04] Well, I've been at each and every session [2:04] They're not all like this, don't worry! [2:04] never heard of this Ally [2:05] Wendy said to say "it's a good birthday so far depending on how many more presents I get" [2:05] It's a really funny show [2:05] Armin Shimerman? [2:05] I did, IonaT [2:05] It's a vaguely entertaining TV sitcom. [2:05] that's a nice consistency sev [2:05] yeah he was a judge [2:05] just vote SUBTITLES Wendy!!! [2:05] Lemme grab a plate of dinner. brb. [2:05] And on Stasrgate [2:05] So, what did Wendy choose? [2:05] john, give her roses and love, that's all women want [2:05] Stargate [2:05] CREDIBILITY [2:05] CREDIBILITY [2:06] CREDIBILITY [2:06] do you want to hear which punchline Wendy has chosen [2:06] hit ICQ and we can all file things to you john [2:06] You apparently know nothing about women, Mithandir. [2:06] SUBTITLES! [2:06] CREDIBILITY [2:06] YES!!!!!!! [2:06] That and cars. Women want roses, love and cars. [2:06] you're single aren't you Mithandir ;-) [2:06] Milly avital was on stargate [2:06] CREDIBILITY! [2:06] come on guys, let John speak [2:06] Cars to hit carl with! [2:06] carl, worse, I'm a teenager :P [2:06] CREDIBILITY [2:06] John, tell us [2:06] but trust me [2:06] yes, we can't take much more of this [2:06] Wendy has chosen... [2:06] As am I, Mithandir. And I can tell you you're way off. [2:06] good luck at trying to hit me if YOU'RE driving Blue :-p [2:06] ... [2:06] the answer is... [2:07] Come on! [2:07] her preference is... [2:07] JOHN! [2:07] CREDIBILITY!!!!!! [2:07] Ianna, no I'm not, again, trust me :) [2:07] YES!!!!!!!!!!!! [2:07] Woohoo! [2:07] yes [2:07] Then we have a winner [2:07] * Robot101 hugs Wendy [2:07] D'oh! [2:07] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! [2:07] good [2:07] Thats the right choice! [2:07] * rrik 's screensaver kicked in already! [2:07] =) [2:07] champagne on the house [2:07] D'OH!!!!!!!!! [2:07] WOO-HOO!!!!! [2:07] * Tom\Servo graciously thanks Wendy even though he hates the punchline. [2:07] YES! CREDIBILITY WINS [2:07] congrets! [2:07] sorry no champagne I'm driving [2:07] Wendy! How can you do this to us? [2:07] see you all [2:07] INCREDIBLE [2:07] THANKS WENDY!!!!! [2:08] I don't like that one [2:08] Hey hey guys... We *did* agree to leave it up to Wendy. [2:08] * carlorff is leaving in disgust at the choice of the worst punchline ever MAJEL WISHES WENDY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOODBYE ALL [2:08] I've gotta go...dinner's been on the table for the last 15 min. and the smells are killing me! [2:08] Blue: Wendy's justification is that CREDIBILITY sounds more "Trekified" [2:08] I agree [2:08] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WENDY!!! [2:08] For once carl said something smart! [2:08] anyway, I have to get to work [2:08] No, the worst punchline ever was that "landing party" one. [2:08] subtitles _-^-_ ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Aug 01 02:08:45 1998