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Here are the Top 50 Funniest Punchlines for the Twist Cartoon Competition. It only displays punchlines that received at least 3 ratings. Also check out the Twist Punchlines of the Day and All submitted Twist Punchlines. Sevnote - the average rating for this week's comp is 2.43. To improve your punchlines' ratings, avoid rehashing previous punchlines.


Rating Punchline

Tim Monti Wohlpart 4.4 Red would prove to Animal Planet and the whole world that he could be every bit as menacing as any crocodile.

Mark 4.0 Yet another Ruin It Yourself project.

assassin 3.8 Swiss Trees!

ChocJones 3.8 Some of the less constructive methods of construction.

Gregory Griffiths 3.7 Woody took the term "Knock on wood" a little *too* literally.

assassin 3.7 The principle was sound but Woody would have to wait for clockwork to be invented.

Kane Slasher 3.7 Woody was sick and tired of her changing her mind where she wanted the door !

ChocJones 3.5 Here we witness the events leading to the final act of the mating ritual -the divorce.

jo 3.3 His customer complained that his construction expertise was looking rather cheesy.

Napaelšin 3.3 Woody lost a bet to a nature photographer.

Kane Slasher 3.3 Woody had to make room, for her parents were moving in.

Paul 3.3 Tim, this is the last time I let you do any home-improvement work!

Tim Monti Wohlpart 3.3 Early bird gets the worm. Then has the rest of the day to goof off.

assassin 3.3 How many holes would a Woody-Wood hole if a Woody-Wood would hole holes?

Tyrrogan 3.3 No, I DON'T know where you left the keys!

Teki 3.3 Woody reckons deforestation will create a niche market for tree condos in the near future.

assassin 3.2 Woody was told to "Knock it off!" in a voice that could only be described as 'timbre'

Joona Palaste 3.2 Some ancient bird tribes had holey trees instead of holy trees.

origin 3.2 Woody was being treated for obsessive compulsive disorder

tez 3.0 Red was a real home-wrecker

Tim Monti Wohlpart 3.0 Pecking order wouldn't be questioned again for several years.

T.J Force IX 3.0 Ironicly, he was building a site for Woodpeckaholics Annomyus meatings.

Eric 3.0 Woodward eventually had to pay a hefty fine for subdividing his tree without a permit.

Tyrrogan 3.0 DIY woodpecking disasters.

wisefool 3.0 When Red began to wonder if feng shui was a wise career choice.

ScottE Bemeup 3.0 Shirley's plan to superglue Bob's beak to the tree finally worked.

Kane Slasher 3.0 Woody installed the airconditioner himself.

Tim Monti Wohlpart 3.0 Pinky asked Red to leave, but there were plenty of holes in that argument.

assassin, shamelessly stealing a Volvo ad 3.0 All they need now is the family.

Napaelšin 3.0 Sponsored by Discovery Channel.

Leander 3.0 Having lost his sense of what was horizontal or vertical, Tweety couldn't find any worms.

assassin 3.0 Thelma was forever nagging Trevor to build another extension

shark lady 3.0 social housing project; population pressure hits woods

Tim Monti Wohlpart 3.0 Red fancied himself a ruin-it-yourselfer.

Horrace the Cat in "Monkey Business" 3.0 Holy tree, Batman!

Tim Monti Wohlpart 2.8 What Pinky's home lost in structural soundness, was gained in acoustical quality.

Kane Slasher 2.8 Those damn Sevcell batteries !

flametop 2.8 That's it! I'm calling the cat!

alex 2.8 Drive-by wood-peckerings

spocky_zero 2.8 "How many times do I have to knock before you'll answer me!?"

Napaelšin 2.8 An airhead's home tree.

Napaelšin 2.8 Official testing of the Woodpecker cider.

Lobster 2.8 This is the story of a very hyperactive woodpecker, who lived a sad and terrible live, until he got this job at the flute factory...

Gregory Griffiths 2.8 Woody felt that it was either this method, or the chainsaw method.

Lara Croft 2.8 Domestic Violience - it gets everywhere

ScottE Bemeup 2.8 Quit knocking on my door! I'm not buying!

Lara Croft 2.8 When DIY's go wrong...

dutchrheeren 2.8 Woodpecker females can lay up to six eggs each time - courtesy of National Geographic Channel.

Eric 2.8 Woody finally stopped pecking when Wilma explained that their tree was no longer up to code.

Lara Croft 2.8 Stress relieving - the bird way

The Great Wizzard 2.8 The woodpecker's just couldn't agree where to build the mother-in-law apartment

The Great Wizzard 2.8 Behind every great man is his wife -- nagging him to work harder and harder

The Great Wizzard 2.8 Woody set a new overtime world record -- all to keep away from his wife as long as possible

jonpepsi 2.8 After hearing of a cheese with several holes, Peter thought it would be a good idea to try it on trees.

Leander 2.8 One flew east, and one flew west and one complained about the cuckoo's nests.

Eventually, I will add a link to the next 50 punchlines (and so on after that). I will also have a link to a Search Page where you can search for your own punchlines to see how they're rating. I welcome your suggestions, criticisms and additions on the Discussion Board. Many thanx!

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