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| Twist - Round 97
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 97 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. |  The Purifier
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| Looks like I'm done for . . . but with those years of good gas mileage, I've got enough karma to come back as a Ferrari! Wahoo! | Olivia
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| Finally, I'm the center of attention! | 1999 & Counting
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| Ohh! Why can't I remember anything from the self defensive driving lessons! | Jen
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| Stop it! Your hands are cold! | Tommy Concannon
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| Watch out or I'll turn on the Oldies Station! | connie r.
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| Tehehe, my battery is dead!! | Mosaic
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| Please no!! I have a chevette and two motorbikes! | Bob
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| I'm not letting you back in until you start buying premium gas ! | connie r.
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| huh, lost the keys again. | No El
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| well....I needed a make over any way | Ben
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| Aren't we getting a little personal here? | Ben
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| Hey, mister, no means no! | Diana van der Pluijm
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| Okay guys... honk if you hate burglars! | DrJoe
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| I've been coat-hangered some many times I feel like a dry cleaners. | Don Rae
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| I just don't know WHAT you guys are talking about. He's promised me a new paint job, a new license plate.... | Don Rae
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| The joke's on him - I'm a lemon! | Don Rae
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| I'm looking at the bright side. At least I'll be getting a new paint job.... | Don Rae
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| Yes! Yes! Take me away from it all! | Don Rae
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| At least I'll be going somewhere different for a change.... | Mosaic
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| Help! Car-napper! | The Black Falcon
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| Hey, buddy! Try the next car! It still has the keys in! | The Black Falcon
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| Watch this. Once he gets in, I'm gonna hit the car alarm full blast! | Kane Slasher
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| Nnnngggh Keep ngh door nnnggg shut gnnnh | Madmartigan
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| What do you mean 'there's no cause for alarm'?! | connie r.
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| i feel so violated!!! | Couverthie
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| Hey! Be careful I just got a paint job! | Couverthie
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| Can't you rob a more expencive car? | Colin
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| Hmm... Do I set off the alarm and make a scene, or do I just sit here in pain? | Colin
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| It's nice to have that itch finally get scratched. | Colin
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| Ouch. If he asked I would have opened the door for him. | Wendy
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| Tell my owner I love him!!! | |
| Round 96 | Round 98 |
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