Twist - Round 96 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 96 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Wendy Cook (and she didn't even decide the casting vote!) You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!
Williamson		...And God said "This little piggy stayed home..."
Peter Sawatzky		Scissors cut paper. Genius.
mgeoffrey		They're testing their static electrical charge.
BrownEyez		Think of the merchandise!
Wolfi		They should've let Leonardo do this - it was supposed to be a handshake.
Rahmet		The origins of the game "Rock, Paper, Scissors".
Ilta		I've been here a hundred times, and they've never yet touched.
Neumann		It's so done.
CDR Soen		I call it... Phone Home.
Colin		I still don't see "Pull My Finger" as a form of art.
Avenger Executive Officer		Nude thumb wrestling is NOT a sport.
jdwiseman		Uhhh, I guess the clothes faded.
Avenger Executive Officer		You really think they were playing "shadow puppets?"
d.j		All I see are two naked guys trying to hold hands
Madmartigan		Michaelangelo's "Manually Induced Flatulence", more commonly known as "Pull My Finger".
Madmartigan		Can't wait for the follow-up... Will he pull his finger or not?
Prominister		I think it adds more wrinkles.

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