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| The Pits - Round 203
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 203 of the Pits Cartoon Contest. |  | Ashley | I concede| Darkskull |
| I'm speechless | John Zieman |
| I'm yours! | Bill Castner |
| And I'm history | chaos |
| Me too! | Jack Hammerfist |
| Perhaps I SHOULD have scouted the competition a little better... | Jack Hammerfist |
| I sense a definite conflict-of-interest here... | Jack Hammerfist |
| Withdrawing horns, engaging charm... | Warpmind de InzanE |
| Lock horns, sure, but where'd my ideology go? | Robert Ginn |
| ... I. I I 'm From Oragon, AH! Lance, Lance Arrogant, No! Blanche Tarrogen, err! ... !mummy! | G.B.A |
| Debate over a date isn't an option, is it? | G.B.A |
| There's always next year. | Michael Lewis |
| If I pass out, will you give me CPR? | 009 |
| The loser buys the winner dinner right? | Jack Hammerfist |
| What cruel twist of fate is this? | Jack Hammerfist |
| I KNEW we shouldn't have given them the vote! | Mark |
| So much for that plan! | Mark |
| You have my power too! | Mark |
| Let's run together. | Mark |
| I think I sprained my eyes. | Mark |
| Being overpowered by beauty! Must get mirror! | The Red 9 |
| Did I say horns? I meant lips. | the Ragin' Cajun |
| on second thoughts.......... | AndieX |
| And I'm yours. | Griffin |
| Yup, I'm finished. | Griffin |
| Come to Lance! | 8 of 12 |
| Carry your speech for you? | Kenyar Jad |
| Can we debate on where to go to the movies? | Holdfast |
| Hubba hubba hubba! | Pits Girl |
| Hello. We'd make a great team, care to debate it?? | Cordavin Lon |
| Is there such a thing as a "First Man"? | Raven |
| Wanna have a political debate--over dinner? | Brian |
| Herman Heisenberg. Lance will be here soon. | Standback |
| Um, I'd publicly surrender for a date. | connie |
| Would you like to arm wrestle! | connie |
| It would be an honor to vote for you! | Seeker |
| You convinced me, I'll withdraw. | This fiscal quarter's Ted Rebo |
| Oh, shoot! And I forgot my monkey suit! | a fellow geek |
| But... but..... you're a girl!!!! | Space Katet |
| Have mercy! | Trekmaster |
| Uh, Vote Lance? | Cpt Thomas |
| I'll withdraw if you date me | 009 |
| But you're a chick! | Mark |
| Gasp! Someone cuter than me! | Mark |
| I'm doomed! | MindMelda |
| I'm going to date....er, debate you!? | Steve |
| Now there's a reason for political coalition. | Shlamko |
| Can I vote for you? | Sesspit (formally sess-pity) |
| So much for the other 50% of votes.. | The Great Wizzard |
| I give up if we go out tonight. | Joona Palaste |
| OK, you win. | JC |
| You've got my vote! | T'Bonz |
| And I'm speechless! | T'Bonz |
| Let's go somewhere to work on my concession speech! | T'Bonz |
| Battle of words? I meant wrestling! | T'Bonz |
| And I'm in love! | T'Bonz |
| Ah, duh, da...er... | T'Bonz |
| Take me prisoner! | T'Bonz |
| I surrender! | derek |
| Will you be my opponent always?? PLEASE! | derek |
| Nice to meet you, May I kiss your feet? | JC |
| Me Lance. You pretty. | | ||||
| Round 202 | Round 204 |
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