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| Twist - Round 180
Here are the best punchlines of Round 180 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. This week's idea was suggested by Lordy. | The winning punchline was written by Brian. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
|  HAL
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| it's about time the government came back for me | MindMelda
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| You're an ugly thing, but your girlfriend there is cute! | Kirk's Wig
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| (cornish farmer accent) GET AUFF MY LAANND.... | Nico
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| Hey! Would you like a ball in one of your orifices? | Nico
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| Hey! You wanna know where that hole-in-one WENT? | MindMelda
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| You just get your front yard nice and smooth and some idiot comes along and puts a footprint in it! | Darth Brooks
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| Hey Tiger, can I have your autograph? | Sophie
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| Hey, these are my children! | Bobby
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| Hey mister, you lose something? | Alicat
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| Hey! Keep it down! Some of us are trying to plot the Earth's destruction down here! | connie
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| The no gravity thing isnt gonna help you. | Griffin
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| Straighten your left arm. | Christian
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| Isn't it cheating, playing with no gravity? | Christian
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| I hate it when people don't rake the bunker. Now look at it, craters everywhere. | AlaskaFox
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| Houston, We Have a hole in one! | T-Berd
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| Houston is going to hear about this! | Mark Cordell
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| OK for that we're bringing the invasion forward a week! | Mel
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| What kinda' lousy golfer are you? All these craters and you still can't sink one! | Michael Daisley
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| You gotta use a sand wedge moron! | TEFII
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| 5,000,000,000 miles off the course and you're using a putter?! | Darth Bean
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| Jeff realized that through his folly, all hope of interstellar peace, much less interstellar golf tournaments, was gone. | Space Katet
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| Alien in one! | Sah'aquiel
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| What are you doing to my eggs? | Cybermoose
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| Break another window, and I'm calling you leader. | Cybermoose
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| Good luck, this course has about 50000 holes. | connie
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| I'm the only green thing around here buddy! | Trace
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| Humans...? Oh great... Honey, start packing, we're moving out of the galaxy again! | Ann E. Nichols
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| Of course you realize this means war! | Ann E. Nichols
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| Hitting small round objects into holes?? What kind of pastime is that for a sentient? | Christian
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| You really should use a sand wedge, you know. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Sorry sir, but you have to remove your hat before entering the clubhouse. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| 0.167 G gravity, no water hazards, no sand traps, no wind. Welcome to golfers paradise. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Did you (*burp*) need your caddie? | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Take me to you leader. Better yet, Tiger Woods! | Dial "M" for Maul
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| One small Put for man, one giant Tee Off for mankind? | Dial "M" for Maul
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| CadyShack VI: The Undiscovered Fairway | Dial "M" for Maul
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| I may be green, but I ain't THE green! | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Yeah, I'd say you're in the rough... | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Tiger Woods could land that shot...from Iowa! | Kyle Bruck
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| CaddyShack 3: The Moon Menace | Robert Underwood
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| Excuse me, but your spaceship is on my stove pipe. | Kris
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| Hey ! Do I putt through your living room? | Brian
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| Okay, the "One small putt for man..." thing isn't working. Maybe you should try one small step. | Brian
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| One small step closer, and you're toast! | ScottE Bemeup
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| Hey, replace your divits! | Molokov
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| You're a lousy putter, look at the *size* of this hole! | P Swayne
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| It's bad enough I have to dodge meteors all day, and then you come along... | spiffy
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| What? Do I look like a golf tee to you?!!! | two-four-§ev
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| When the creature said "T-off!", Aldrin didn't hesitate! | two-four-§ev
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| Buzz Aldrin's "Daily practical joke session" had started well! | 5618
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| When your boss said you had to put it down there, he didn't mean the balls! | 5618
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| Playing golf in the boss' time again, not? | The Great Wizzard
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| They can fly to the moon but they can't putt in a giant hole from one meter distance | Cybermoose
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| "You're lucky we've reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us" | Adam Barger
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| Not another mission to Mars! | Adam Barger
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| Honey call the police its more Earthling riff-raff! | joyda
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| Why are you dressed as human? It isn't halloween yet! | Amie Howell
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| On this course, coming in 3 over par gets you vaporized! | Amie Howell
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| You should'a used a 3-wood. | Mike Howell
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| Hello? This is Mars, and that's NOT the 9th hole flag! | JC
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| What a mess! Don't make me come out there and probe you! | |
| Round 179 | Round 181 |
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