The Pits - Round 175


		The Pits - Round 175 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 175 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by JDSandara. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the Toon Zone competitions.

Abe Kanter		Yes, they both share the same taste in grooming
Mats-Trek		Yea, but do you think he should eat hot-dogs?
Brian		They're kindred fleabags!
David D		You think we could train it to bury Wayne?
David D		So have their fleas to my bed!
Morgan		They've become flea buddies
Brian		Lucky we already have the poop scoop for Wayne.
connie		Looks like we'll have to get them matching flea collars.
connie		At last, he has one true friend.
connie		Neither one likes to take a bath.
connie		He finally found someone to eat his vegetables.
Unka Woofie		They both eat off the floor.
8 of 12		An hier to his throne.
8 of 12		We don't have to keep both.
§evqui§		And the dog has really taken to Wayne's dinner...
§evqui§		I wonder if he knows you have to feed them...
§evqui§		The dog loves the filfth just as much as he does!
Avenger CO		It's the only thig willing to sleep near him.
Mark		Its a step up from the TV.
TJD		And that dog's really taking from Wayne...
Standback		Obviously. It gives him someone to blame.
MindMelda		Yes, they both know how to sit and stay.
MindMelda		And that dog has taken his lunch.
derek		Twins should really look more alike!!!
me		They must be soil mates.
Cyber-Garfield		To? Don't you mean after?
Cmdr. Solomon		Well, they smell so much alike
Mark		Wayne went to the dogs a long time ago.
Mark		I think they're the same breed.
Mark		I know. He even shares the remote with him!
Polish Bastard		And the flies have really taken to Wayne.
David D		I actually prefer the dog
David D		Someone should take a hose to them both
Kenyar Jad		So have Wayne's fleas.
Trekmaster		They both have fleas.
Lordy		He has him trained to switch channels for him.
Lordy		It fetches the remote control.
Boogieman		Of course, he can`t move either!
Riff		They're drawn to each other like flies to ... well ... them.
Riff		I suspect they're of the same litter.
The Crazy Zonie		It's the only one who can tolerate the mess.
The Crazy Zonie		It's the only companionship he'll ever have.
The Crazy Zonie		Yeah! Wayne doesn't have to wash his dishes.
Nan		So have the flies.
MindMelda		And they eat out of the same bowl!
Shlamko		He hasn't taken it out for a week!
G.B.A		Oh, he named the dog "Wayne"?
EnchanteR		Look at the good side, maybe it'll eat up the trash.
John Fassbender		Their fleas are even related.
Joeno		Which one was the dog again?
Quiddity		Yes. It's been licking the plates so he doesn't have to wash them.
Quiddity		Puppy love...
Shlamko		We should really find him a girl.
Cordavin Lon		He didn't even share a plate with his girlfriend!
Cordavin Lon		They even walk each other.
Jim McNamara		And the dog's really taken to Wayne's food!
Shlamko		Now he can shower without even getting up!
JC		They have so much in common!

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