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| Twist - Round 171
Here are the best punchlines of Round 171 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. | The winning punchline was written by Dial "M" for Maul. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
|  Mark
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| Been there. Been there again. | Transwarp
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| Warning! Toilet exhaust located here! | David D
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| What goes up. . . . . must come down. | David D
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| WARNING : Not to be used as a flotation device | David D
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| 10,000 meals and no fatalities | David D
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| Fate Airlines, do you feel lucky? | connie
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| Pardon our exhaust. | Adm_Dougherty
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| Pampers Extra Large. Use only in Emergency Situations. | Trekteen
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| My black box is smarter than your black box. | Trekteen
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| Baby on Board. And it's screaming bloody murder. | Gevskot
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| Look up to see the ground (author's note: make message up-side-down) | Gevskot
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| For Sale: 1975 model Boing 747, slightly damaged where co-pilot used to sit... | Gevskot
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| Airline slogan: "We'll get you there, or die trying!" | buddy
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| Help, I'm trapped in the cargo bay | Mats-Trek
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| Best before 1959 | Lordy
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| We fly to get high.. | Lordy
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| No over taking - we have missiles. | Avenger CO
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| We go where no other airlines go! (The side of a mountain.) | essayg
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| Warning: Remove sticker before use. | spiffy
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| Pilot wanted. Apply within. | Nan
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| Who cares about capacity? | Adm_Dougherty
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| Don't like my flying? neither do I. | Mark
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| If you can read this, please return to your seat. | Mark
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| Pigs can fly. | Blanchard (Sorry if this is rude!)
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| www.sev.com.au | CortJstr
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| Neat! A Barrel Roll! [written upside down] | Blanchard
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| The worlds first automatic airplane. Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong... |
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| British Airways: Breakfast in London, Lunch in New York! (Luggage in Bermuda) | Jazzier Fax
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| Physics? We don't need no stinking physics! | Dial "M" for Maul
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| If we crash, we'll just reboot! | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Windows Airlines: Persistent crashing glitches will be fixed in the next version. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| "Dinner" just got sucked inot the engine. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Sev Force One | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Microsoft Airlines: We patented flight. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Microsoft Airlines: The smoking engine is just a feature. | Dial "M" for Maul
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| Honk if we're trailing debris. | Griffin
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| No Fat Planes. | Max
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| Dumbo Rules!! | Joona Palaste
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| We brake for blimps | sevaholic
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| actualy, I do own the sky | Yorgi
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| On these fumes, the closer you come the higher you get | meggy eel
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| Held together with sticky tape | meggy eel
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| BIGSTICKERS.com | SOC
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| Do not overtake turning vehicle | jdwiseman
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| On a wing and a prayer. Actually a bunch of prayers. | jdwiseman
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| Bomb on Board. | jdwiseman
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| My other plane is a convertable. | jdwiseman
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| We slow over nude beaches. | jdwiseman
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| If this plane's a rockin'...we may be in big trouble. | Glorendil
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| The pilot is on the other end | Yorgi
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| This is not a sticker, it's a nappy! | connie
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| Its a natural high! | connie
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| Dont laugh, it almost paid for. | connie
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| My other jets a broom! | connie
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| We fly the unfriendly sky! | spiffy
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| THE PLANE! THE PLANE! | spiffy
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| We're riding on thin air. | Trekteen
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| Turbulence Airlines. Our pilots are hired on a basis of how funny their names sound over the intercomm. | Shlamko
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| Plane there, flew that | patr44@netscape.net
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| tailgaters get what they deserve here. | Kenyar Jad
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| Crash landings! We love 'em! | Trilliena
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| I brake for mountains. | Trilliena
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| When I grow up I wanna be a space shuttle | max
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| Passengers please note. ou are no longer inside the plane | spockman77
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| ARE WE THERE YET! | TW
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| How am i flying? Call 1-800-Crashland | Ann E. Nichols
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| Flying can be hazardous to your health. | Q
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| If you can read this your close enough to be hit by waste ejections. | Q
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| If you can read this enjoy my jet fumes! | Doggy Spew
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| Look mommy, no wings ! | TEFII
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| My other plane's a stealth. | kevin
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| bramuda triagle or bust. | Nobody
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| 10 days without a crash | Bec
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| Don't tailgate | KaraMeL
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| If you can read this, say your prayers | Sophie
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| Going Down. | Sophie
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| I hate airline food. | R. Jak
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| Eat my Turbulence | R. Jak
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| I survived airline deregulation. | R. Jak
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| Student Flyer | Dial "M" for Maul
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| 20,000 screaming kids on board. | |