The Pits - Round 168


		The Pits - Round 168 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 168 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Cordavin Lon. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the Toon Zone competitions.

MindMelda		In a galaxy far, far away!
Quip		No computers and no filth-- let's go, Wayne!
connie		How long will it stay a paradise with us here??
Jim McNamara		With two new roommates
TJD		Anyplace You're not, I guess
Muffy		Now you ask my opinion!
Cordavin Lon		Having lunch with Bill Gates.
Cordavin Lon		Air-conditioned room w/ more computer equipment than the pentagon.
Cordavin Lon		Ambient temperature is 13.7 degrees above optimum, and risk of sunburn has exceeded acceptable levels.
connie		This is only temporary, you will mess is up somehow.
connie		I only wished Burger Girl was here to rub me down with sun screen.
connie		Where do you plug up your computer?
connie		Wayne is unhappy! This is a clean beach.
connie		Becoming shark bait is paradise??
ReaperDave		Two words: computer,home.
Cyber-Garfield		Watching a webcam of Paradise.com
Tyler Hansen		Yeah ! Cyberspace!
Quip		Just kick some sand in my face and get it over with?
Quip		I can think of a place I wish YOU were...
Raven		In front of my computer.
Flashdancer		Well, we needed to get some color anyway...
Standback		I assume that's a rhetorical question.
Jim McNamara		Does it have to be outdoors?
Nobody		A beach with hotel vacancies...
connie		Yeah, in a clean house with two new roommates!
connie		I rather be home getting beat up by Raoul.
connie		What, and pass up getting sand in my underwear?!
connie		Wayne, do you see that "do not litter" sign?
		He would say that ,he's not one with sand in his pants
Standback		I don't see the computer lab you promised.
MindMelda		I assumed Paradise would be higher tech than this.
Jessi-Lynne		A clean apartment with a working computer might be nice.
Raptor1		Where is the nearest cyber cafe?
connie		Wayne is gonna be out of place here, you know, with the clean air and ocean breezes......
connie		After this, going bach to our apartment is only going to seem worse.
MindMelda		I always thought Paradise would have more monitors.
connie		How about a place with airconditioning!
MindMelda		I wanted to go to the Nerd Beach not Nude Beach!
Tom C		Yeah, but the guide said the cyber cafe was 5 miles down the road
s.		yes. and i think wayne misses his pile of dirt.
RainStrom		I need to go to the store and get sunscreen!
Cyber-Garfield		At home viewing it on my computer
dotquirk		What! and ruin my chance to burn and peel?
dotquirk		That depends, do I have to include you two?
Mark		In Burgergirl's arms!
Mark		A paradise for nonbeautiful people.
Mark		A place where sand won't be kicked in my face!
Mark		Indoors!
JDSandara		I'm sure Wayne would rather be in his pile of mess.
MindMelda		Someplace upwind of Wayne.
Tom Iltzsch		Considering the radiation level, how about a microwave?
jdwiseman		Well...a vat of sulfuric acid comes to mind.
John Fassbender		I'll give it 5 minutes before this place looks like our apartment.
ScottE Bemeup		I've got sand in my shorts.
ScottE Bemeup		Someplace with an ethernet port.
Qui-Gone Gin		Behind my PC!
Standback		Back home. All the bright colors are hurting my eyes.
Standback		Yes, Brazil - we're still not far away enough from Wayne's mess.
Standback		http://www.beach.com has better graphics.
Flashdancer		Yeah! Back in hospital!
Flashdancer		I�d rather be home if it weren�t the town dump!
Joona Palaste		Somewhere with more computers. Where else?
Shlamko		Nope. Whereever we'll be, you'll trash it in seconds.
dettus		A clean house?!
littlestar		The Sevilian Board! Where else?!

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