Twist - Round 164


		Twist - Round 164
Here are the best punchlines of Round 164 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. The idea was written by MindMelda. The winning punchline was written by David D. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
Ebdug		"Gee Roscoe, when you said you had a bone to pick with me I had no idea..."
Trekmaster		They just get better with age.
TW		I wonder how much this is worth on the street...
Avenger CO		I TOLD you I was a good dog!
Quiddity		The British Museum never did figure out who the clever thieves had been...
Dan		If we pull this off, Man, we're set for life!
Tigglet88		Well, there goes my diet.
Tigglet88		Waiter, can I have this to go?
Tigglet88		When they said complimentary snacks......
Tigglet88		Get the truck. Next stop, Grand Canyon!
Bruce		You distract the guard, I'll dig a hole
Bruce		Is this a Tyranasuarus, Rex?
Bruce		1,000,000 BC. A good year.
Q		A dog catcher sting operation in progress.
Q		Sparky and Mojo make plans for a wild weekend out.
MindMelda		Just look at that drumstick!
MindMelda		I told the genie I wanted to be the richest dog in the world and...Poof!
Avenger CO		Didn't I tell you the service in this place was GREAT!
Catherine McLaren		Mmmm mature aged bones
MindMelda		The pack down by the fire hydrant is never gonna believe this!
Avenger CO		Are you SURE this is the gift shop?
Amy Dalla		It'd take me a week just to bury the neck!
Hanover Fisk		My Quest is at an end!
Mr. Tribble		We'll need a bulldozer to bury this one
rj		that leg bone is making me drool
David D		We'll need help on this one
Jessi-Lynne		Betcha can't have just one!
Blind Bert		It's real! Dogheaven is real!
Blinde Bert		Let's hide until closing-time!
		That's one skinny fellow!
Mark Foster		I wonder if they have doggy bags?
Mark		I think this is where the buffet line starts.
Mark		Tell me I'm not dreaming!
Mark		They've been holding out on us!
Mark		I told you humans hide their bones in here!
Mark		I just can't decide where to start!
TEFII		Pinch me!
Frisbee Chuckin' Cheeba Monkey		They're not gonna miss ONE are they?
Dawgon awful		See why I chose the neck?
Robert Underwood		How many do you think we can carry out?
MindMelda		We gotta get started or we'll never get this buried!
Nejc		We MUST get permanent ticket for this place
Danny Davids		Where's the buffet line start?
Haathi		They might have been a little stale, but as far as Rufus was concerned, it was quantity over quality.
John Fassbender		Oh honey, a bouquet of bones. You shouldn't have.
Flashdancer		Whoever had buried that... he earns my respect!
Boogieman		..and even if you get it out of the museum, how on earth would you bury that thing?
MJ		Now we just need a really big hole.
Quiddity		Someday, my son, all of this will be yours...
Bobby		Yeah but think of the size of the hole we'd have to dig to bury it
Bobby		okay, now you distract the guard while I grab the femur
Lordy		Yeah - took me a week to bury it all.
Cordavin Lon		"This is how I imagine Heaven... But without the security gaurd.
Shlamko		The canine Port Knox
Shlamko		Fiddo worked all his life for his bone stash, and then they dug it up!
Steve Jung		I'm going to need a bigger yard.
David D		I told you we could get in without reservations
Tony Patrick		How do you bury that much bone.
David D		Call dibs on the leg
Tony Patrick		Those prehistoric dogs were so lucky.
David D		This restaurant is great!
David D		No more begging at the table for me!
David D		Every dog has his day
David D		You stand guard, I'll get the goods
me		Yeah, i burried a pork chop bone and the next day... there it was!
me		We done hit the Motherload!!!!
JC		Now those were the good ol' days!

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