| The Pits - Round 163
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 163 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. | William Mae | Raoul, smaoul, what's your point.Standback |
| All I cared about was the entertainment value. | anya |
| That's the problem: I don't. | TJD |
| My chair would have gotten cold | connie |
| If you cared, you would have kept Raoul on a leash! | LtJg Hejira Hayes |
| Did I use the word 'care'? | D. Spieles |
| This is no time for jokes! | Lily |
| When MY ex-fiancee beat up Herm, I was there right to the end. | MindMelda |
| It's bad karma to mess with destiny! | anya |
| Whatever for? | Flashdancer |
| I tried to, but Hermanīs head kept smacking Raouls fist. | connie |
| Nothing personal, I just care more about my hair. | connie |
| I may have been just sitting on the couch, but at least I was there!! Where were you?? | connie |
| It was all over before my movie had a commercial break! | The Chia Rhino |
| And show I care? | Apple |
| I'm a blamer, not a fighter! | Mr. Shadow |
| I'm REALLY lazy | Puke |
| I could'nt let wayne watch the T.V. all alone. | 8 of 12 |
| I thought about it. It's the thought that counts! | connie |
| Look toots, I dont mess up this hair for anybody!!! | connie |
| Who do you think cleaned up all the blood!? | connie |
| I was wearing my good shirt that day. | connie |
| Oh, I thought Herman needed to learn a lesson about women for himself! | Quip |
| I would have, but if I risked these looks women would never forgive me! | Quip |
| These looks aren't insured, honey! | Quip |
| And endanger the one I love? | Avenger CO |
| He used my frequent miles on the medivac. | Quip |
| Who do you think suggested Raoul take off the glasses first? | Quip |
| Hey, I've beat up a nerd or two in my time! | Hector F |
| I'm allergic to pain | TJD |
| I'm getting there... | Mark |
| I couldn't hear him over the TV. | Mark |
| And risk my modeling career? | Mark |
| Raoul was doing fine. | Joseph |
| Violence is a spectator sport. | Joseph |
| What, and miss my soaps?! | Cordavin Lon |
| Contrary to belief, bruises do NOT increase sex appeal. | Hanover Fisk |
| Raoul didn't need help. | MindMelda |
| Hey I'm just here to class up the place! | Standback |
| Hey - I sacrificed two minutes of Baywatch to call 911! | Standback |
| When did I say I cared? | Pankin |
| Hey, I rather be standing here then lying there | Mark Gallagher |
| If you had hair as good as mine, you wouldn't want it mussed either! | Will Etienne |
| Unfortunatly I've got a glass jaw baby. | MindMelda |
| Do you have to make him feel more pitiful than he already is? | Drew |
| What? And risk damaging this face? | Siriusly not |
| I thought that with him out of the way we could... you know. | Siriusly not |
| I did... who do you think has been changing the chanels?? | Siriusly not |
| I drove him here! Ambulances are so expensive. | Siriusly not |
| Hey!!! Good point. Bye Herman. | Michael Bunnell |
| It was fun to see him get pounded. | STJourney |
| Why? I might have hurt poor Raoul. | Griffin |
| I had to provide emotinal suport for Wayne. | Cassandra |
| And risk messing up the hair ? Puh-lease. | Qui-Gone Gin |
| I care about MY health! | Qui-Gone Gin |
| And be in his place? | Qui-Gone Gin |
| I didn't want to get off the couch. | Qui-Gone gin |
| Are you free Saturday evening? | Qui-Gone Gin |
| 'Cause I don't care... | Qui-Gone Gin |
| Why? He's not MY boyfriend! | Qui-Gone Gin |
| I couldn't I was eating popcorn! | Qui-Gone Gin |
| Hey, I just had a manicure! | Puke |
| Hey! I'm a busy man, baby. | Puke |
| I don't control the commercial breaks baby. | The Crazy Zonie |
| And loose the $50 I had on Raoul? | The Crazy Zonie |
| We let Herman wear him out first. | Riff |
| Who am I? His girlfriend? | Flashdancer |
| I really tried, but I was glued to the TV. | Flashdancer |
| Itīs a nerds destiny to get beaten and nobody helps him! | TJD |
| Give me a chance and I will. You free tonight? | Commander |
| I can hold my own. | Nobody |
| I was going to block the punches, but Hermans face was already doing such a good job... | Nobody |
| I am! I'm blaming you FOR him. | Jazzy |
| I wanted to see if they added Eggs Benedict to the menu here | Ria |
| I didn't know, the TV was too loud | Ria |
| If you can't keep your gorilla under control, who am I to try then? | Ria |
| I gave mental support... | Ria |
| What? And get myself all beaten up? | Ria |
| I coached | Ria |
| Never on a good hairday | lisa_myworld @hotmail.com |
| Because otherwise it would be US lying in that bed. | Brian |
| There was a good fight on TV. | |