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| The Pits - Round 160
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 160 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | Commander | Wayne....One more stain will not hurt.| Quip |
| Lance: Did Herman break up again? Wayne: You have no idea... | Quip |
| Lance: I told him she was trouble... Wayne: Some guys never learn... | Quip |
| Lance: Burger Girl problems again? Wayne: Talk about a high-maintenence date! | Quip |
| idle iLance: Look at that, people sitting idle among filth and violence... Wayne: yeah, terrible...... | Brian |
| Lance: What's Herman doing in there? Wayne: He's about to become slop. | Brian |
| Lance: They say TV violence desensitizes people to real violence. Wayne: Nah. | TJD |
| Lance: Great reflection. Wayne: I think he's looking at us... | Cordavin Lon |
| Lance.... This is terrible! Wayne.... Don't sweat it; he payed the rent in advance. | Mark |
| Lance.... You get him Herman. Wayne.... We're behind you all the way. | Puke |
| Lance.... Whats on Springer Tonight? Wayne....Jealous ex-boyfriends. | Quip |
| Lance: Wow, people living in filth and apathy, indifferent to the violence around them... Wayne: There but for the grace of God.. | Standback |
| Lance: If we don't help him, he's gonna get killed. Wayne: What's your point? | Anne |
| Lance: Sheesh, that's really sad. Wayne: I know. Soap operas always get to me. | Quip |
| Lance: Do you hear something? Wayne: I'm trying to, turn it up! | Connie |
| Lance:I wonder if Herm needs us? Wayne: No, I think he can get beat up all by himself. | Cmdr. Solomon |
| Lance: Should we do something to help? Wayne:Nah, He's already paid his rent for the month. | Mark |
| Lance.... You hear something? Wayne.... Sounds like the pipes are backed up again. | Mark |
| Lance.... Should we help Herman? Wayne.... If nothing better is on. | 8 of 12 |
| Lance: That's the problem with cartoons today. Wayne: I agree. Not enough violence. | Unka Woofie |
| Lance.... "Think he's okay?" Wayne.... "Let's watch the news and find out." | Max |
| Lance.Nothing good on..... Wayne....Lets turn the couch around | Anne |
| Lance....So who was at the door? Wayne....No, Lance, it wasn't Landbabe. | Anne |
| Lance....What's that noise? Wayne....Sorry. Coughed up another hairball. | derek |
| Lance....:let me know when you are getting up! Wayne....K | colin |
| Lance: Raoul... try not to get too much blood on the floor.Wayne: Yeah... we just cleaned this place last year. | colin |
| Lance: Can you guys keep it down in there? Wayne: Yeah! I can hardly hear the television!! | Andy |
| Lance....Look, Riots in Malaysia again Wayne....I can't believe how the world community can just sit and watch | Raven |
| Lance.... I'm with you in spirit, Herman. Wayne.... Yes, we're praying for you. | Raven |
| Lance.... Somebody should help him. Wayne.... Yeah... what's the number for 911? | Avenger CO |
| Lance.... Did you hear something wimper? Wayne....Herman is probably talking to burger girl again. | Artimus |
| Lance: What's Herman doing? Wayne: Entertaining our guest. | Artimus |
| Lance: This new TV is great. Wayne: The choaking sounds are so life like. | Agent-D |
| Lance: Whats going on back there? Wayne: Nothing that can't be solved by turning up the volume | the Panther |
| Lance....Who was it? Wayne....Shh, the commersials on. | Nobody |
| Lance.... Do you hear something? Wayne.... Just Herman being killed. | Nobody |
| Lance.... Yeah, keep it down will you? Wayne.... I can't hear the TV! | TJD |
| Lance....Great show. Wayne....I can't hear a thing over that noise out there | RainStrom |
| Lance: There goes another one. Wayne: Pass the dip. | RainStrom |
| Lance: I guess this means we'll get a new roomie. Wayne: I already advertized for one. | Ilta |
| Lance: Herman's screaming in pain again. Wayne: Just turn up the volume. | M.P.C |
| Lance: Quite in there isnt it ? /Wayne: Maybe they decided to shake on it | TiZ |
| Lance: Oh, look, Jerry Springer's on! Wayne: on the TV, or in the kitchen? | Quip |
| Lance: Herman's in trouble again. Wayne: What a surprise. | Quip |
| Lance: Guess it's time to turn up the TV again! Wayne: I did it LAST time! | Quip |
| Lance: Trouble over Burger Girl again? Wayne: What else? | M |
| Lance: These chips are too dry. Wayne: Yeah!! get me a coke out of the cuboard | Quip |
| Lance: If it were anything but Baywatch... Wayne: Yeah, it was nice knowing him! | Quip |
| Lance: Who'd have thought it? Wayne: Yeah, HERMAN killed by a jealous boyfriend! | Flashdancer |
| Lance: And why do you think I should help him? Wayne: With Herman gone, noone will wash our dirty dishes... | Flashdancer |
| Lance: Herman, wuit playing games with your friend. Wayne: Yeah, start washing the dishes! | Flashdancer |
| Lance: Come on, go and help him! Wayne: Why? I think Raoul is doing all right. | Flashdancer |
| Lance: How´s he doing? Wayne: Well, I still hear gasping sounds... | Standback |
| Lance: You know, we could watch the very same level of violence just by turning around. Wayne: Yeah, but then there aren't as many babes in bikinis. | lizzyc |
| Lance: Wanna help him? Wayne: We better, he's drowning out the TV | lizzyc |
| Lance: Wanna help him? Wayne: After the commerical break. | | ||||
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